HOT MEGGA ARSEE
Age: 35-39
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: Colombian
Orientation: Straight
Age: 35-39
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: Colombian
Orientation: Straight
£70 30m
Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
Completely stupid on my behalf. Had a window of opportunity a couple of months ago, and there haven't been many recently, did a quick search and came up with bugger all other than a couple of options, fired off a couple of texts and this one landed. Asked for 45 mins (advertised at £70) cock worship. Double checked on the cock worship which was confirmed.
Typical flat type set up with entry phone buzzer thing - but no clue which floor - just the flat no - so I'm up and down a few flight before finding the right one.
Pretty accurate to photos - no issue there, facially not unattractive - not my usual go to but decided I'd be happy with her latched on to my cock for 30-45 mins.
Rocked up an hour later and after a bit of mucking around if she was ready or not (told yes, then no give me 10mins, then yes again 2 minutes later!!!!!!) Then some mucking about with where the flat was. Typical flat type set up with entry phone buzzer thing - but no clue which floor - just the flat no - so I'm up and down a few flight before finding the right one. In I go - usual hide behind the door. Pretty accurate to photos - no issue there, facially not unattractive - not my usual go to but decided I'd be happy with her latched on to my cock for 30-45 mins. Wrong and downhill straight away. Q 'How long you stay' A 45 mins as per text Q you want hour £120 A no 45 mins for £70 as per profile. Q no £70 is for 1/2 hour - my maid gets it wrong. A well your profile says 45 mins for £70 so you need to update it. She takes the money. I undress. Q 'On the bed baby - so you want sex'? Here we go....... A no I want cock worship as per the text. Q I don't see the text baby - my maid gets and just agree to everything. You want sex'? A I want oral. Etc. Etc. Anyway - long and short of it - Mac goes on (asked for without but quoted extra) and she's going 10 to the dozen. I'm Going 'slow down a bit love' and she's back to you want sex' now. No - just slow down. Ok I give you massage - then sex. Ok massage for 5 mins I say just to slow her down. Shit back rub. Then back on 'Sex now'. No I want oral again. 10 to the dozen again for 5 mins and it's all over. Q You want a shower baby Yes I did, plus I had a long one, took a shit in her bog, used about 3 towels and as much shampoo and shower gel as possible. Reckon I was there for 30mins max of which 5 was undressing and haggling & 10 in the shower as so she got her way and I got a pretty shit covered BJ. Nice clear out and shower though!
So think carefully before you book this one. Unfortunately I just found another review of her after the event - didn't research fully prior which is my fuck up. She also didn't want me playing with her tits which the other review says. I didn't bother trying for a pussy grab - pleased I didn't after the other review.
15m
Rainham • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
This is a review from about 6 months ago, the profile disappeared so I couldn’t leave a review at the time but it’s just reappeared (although now in Rainham instead of the usual Maidstone Road address a lot of them work from in Rochester) so thought I’d save anyone the disappointment of a visit…. Despite confirming oral without was included beforehand by text she refused and said she doesn’t do that.
Now in Rainham instead of the usual Maidstone Road address a lot of them work from in Rochester.
Photos are accurate so most likely the girl in the photos. That’s the end of the positives.
All she did was moan about everything I did the whole 15 minutes I was there. Don’t touch my tits, don’t grab my arse, gentle, no cowgirl….you get the idea. Also, while she was noshing away on my knob I reached around for a play of her pussy to feel what I thought was a huge protruding clit. When she got on her back for me I looked down and it was actually a humongous boil. Nearly threw up and the old boy just wilted. She was no help so to finish off I just sat there wanking myself off with my eyes shut thinking of better times while she sat there telling me to cum. Somehow I managed it and was out the door 15 minutes into a 30 minute booking.
Thankfully I had plenty of hand gel in the car to get the feeling of that boil off my hand.
Thanks for the review, had noticed the profile but won't go any further now
Also noticed has already moved on, so another travelling without providing a service
This one popped up in Farnborough since early June and I was tempted to try but with this review, I'll save myself the time, money n disappointment. Thanks for the review!
Sorry to read you had a bad one Billy.
Further undermines my trust of the huge so-called "Colombian" population in this country.
Allegation of a B&S here from Mr. Putin.
She also somehow thinks that Russian and Colombian are easily mistaken.
Totally different profile now to a month ago (Nov. 2021).
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