Age: 30-34
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men, Women, Couples
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Nationality: Polish
Orientation: Bisexual
Bra Band Size: 34"
Bra Cup Size: D
Breast Enhancement: Natural
Smoking: No
Has Tattoos: Yes
Has Piercings: No
£120 30m
block near Hibs' stadium • Incall
Do not recommend
Comms, all by text, were efficient at the point of booking, and I was directed to Sandra's flat in a block near Hibs' stadium. However, on arrival, it was tortuous. She texted the block but not the flat number, instead wasting time by fussing about me being discreet as there were workers around (I didn't see them). Meanwhile, I was standing outside like a lemon, waiting to get in and sticking out like a sore thumb.
The bedroom was okay as was the bathroom though the screws on the shower taps bracket were no longer secure and detached from the wall very easily in my hand. FFS. (I found the solution is to push the bracket into the wall and then turn the water tap on.) I always carry a towel to punts but was unable to on this occasion. Sandra handed me a towel which had been on the radiator and it did not seem dry or fresh to me. 👎
Stated age of 29 is probably about accurate though bags under her eyes make her look older. She is a very plain looking Polish girl and I didn't fancy her. She is fairly slim but not gym toned. Her best attributes by far are her fantastic large breasts. There wasn't any sign of lack of hygiene but she wasn't exactly shower fresh either. Aside from being fairly ugly, she was also miserable and dull, with little personality. She didn't really make any attempt at conversation or to make me feel welcome and we barely talked.
First off, Sandra got on her knees for a OWO BJ which was fairly good. When it was my turn, Sandra rather just lay there with little response though she did get moist. There wasn't any enthusiasm or engagement in sex either, or FK - which had been only occasional and light during foreplay. She just grinded a bit on top of me, kept her head up and eyes closed, probably hoping I would cum and it would be over quickly (which unsurprisingly it wasn't given the lack of interaction).
For this escort's rates one expects a good looking girl with decent personality, top-notch service and facilities but I didn't get any of that. This was a very basic punt for a very high price - ie she is charging double the rate she should be for this service IMO. The escort has clearly got away with this for some time, making her complacent and disinterested. If Sandra is as good as it gets in the Edinburgh punting scene, then guys, you have my deepest sympathy.
£120 30m
Incall
Messaged via text. told me location and away i went. easy enough
she has mirrors on her wall which was great.
nice enough to look at, mid twenties. not stick thin and not large. incredible full heavy tits. definatley not had kids. rest was ok but her tits were worth the walk for sure!
arrived, got the cash out the way, went to the bathroom and cleaned up. started slowly. she had a black dress on with no underwear. couldnt keep my hands off her tits, best ive seen/felt in a long time. then went down on her, licked both holes. she sucked me for a bit. she has mirrors on her wall which was great. then on to doggy, beofre missionary. was going to cum so stood up and stuck cock between her tits beofre exploding all over them. good meet.
8/10 incredible tits and i love tits. but if it wasnt for those it was pretty average.
Met on
£150 1h
near Easter Road Stadium • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
text / whatsapp - all quick and prompt a couple of hours before the meet
ground floor flat in new build near Easter Road Stadium - discrete and clean, texted number when I arrived
website pictures are accurate; an early 30s Polish lady with excellent English, great natural boobs
All very standard; met behind door, shown to bedroom where cash handed over, then shower taken. Well positioned mirror where I could watch very extended OWO, then on with condom and finished cowboy style. A bit of chat, then attempted 2nd go but I wasn't up for it, shower and left just under hour.
Nice enough lady, a bit reserved which might improve on a repeat visit.
Looks and sounds right up my street, but at £120 a half hour I'll be giving her a miss.
Thanks for the review.
£200
Lockend • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
comms. by text, nice and easy.
flat very clean.
Girl: its her, ages about right, late twenties maybe early thirties, natural boobs and nice figure, next door type girl.
Started off with deep French kissing and in no time both my hands were feeling her lovely ass, then into her knees to suck my cock bare where she took all the way in, switched to 69 , not too long before I wanted to stick my cock into her ass, which I did. and she had no problem taking the full length, shagged her in different positions, and finished on her boobs
Quick clean up and a break where I was offered a choice of water or Juice, then she was ready for the second round, which was full of energy and enthusiasm.
manged to get me hard again in no time sucking my cock and playing with my balls, pounded her left right and centre this round, finished on her face
cleaned up and we had some spare time to chat, her English is great for those who loves to the chat.
Took a shower and then I am away with a big smile on face. A punt very hard to come by nowadays boys.
Verdict: Good girl, pretty face, good vibes, and high energetic and steamy meet
High recommended
Great review. Like the look of this one - will try and get a booking.
£180 1h
near Angel station or Highbury station • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
All done through text messages and Sandra was quick to respond and informed me of all details.
The flat is about a 10 minute walk from Angel station or 15 minutes from Highbury station and not too far off the high street. Was residential and quite which is always appreciated. This was a morning punt so any mess would've been a red flag but everything was perfect. Clean bed, towels, nice scent and music in the background for ambiance. Can't complain about the location or flat as everything was spotless.
Sandra according to her profile is in her late 20's which is plausible. Perhaps she is in her 30's but definitely not one of those WG's who state an age but turn out 10-15 years older. She was dressing black lingerie, stockings and looked perfect. No make up on her fact but she looked very pretty. To be honest I can't really complain as she had nice legs, arse, tits and a pretty face. She did tower over me a bit as I am a short fella but I'd put her around 5'8" or 5'9" in height. No complaints in this department as well but these kinda things are very subjective as one mans 10 is another mans 0 and visa versa. An 7 or 8/10 in terms of body/face imo.
Agreed to a 1 hour incall and anal as an extra totalling £180. Spent much of the punt oral, reverse oral, 69, doggy, etc. I do love a good reverse oral if the girl is clean and tastes good down below. Spent a good amount of time just going down on her which she seemed to enjoy but her oral skills were something else. I've never been rimmed, nor did she give this service but going from oral to sucking my balls to licking near my arse seems to be her specialty. Loved her oral skills. Ended up busting while in doggy but for round two my guy wasn't feeling it so after a few minutes of anal I just gave up. Only ever tried anal once before and felt like it was over hyped as the girl in question had a loose arse but Sandra was the exact opposite. My dick was suffocating so it was the opposite experience. It's more likely that anal isn't my cup of tea but overall I had no complaints.
A pretty polish chick who was polite and very professional. I will definitely visit her again very soon. 9/10 need to slow down on the punting but hard whenever I meet women like Sandra as I end up wanting more.
are the photos still accurate ? someone mentioned she had lost weight and the tits were not as big any more. they used to be a good pair of Ds.
Photos look accurate, but she does have a bit of a belly. Nice arse, tits, legs. No complaints on the body department even with the slight belly.
£100 1h
Around a 2 minute walk from Clapton station • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
I messaged her to check her availability and arranged to meet her a couple of days later. She asked me to confirm an hour before the meet, which I did. She sent a text with her postcode. When I arrived at the location, I messaged her for the full address, which she duly sent.
Around a 2 minute walk from Clapton station. Flats, functional has seen better days. The room was basic with double bed, and a mirrored wardrobe door positioned near to the bed (need to move towards the end of the bed to view yourself in action!). There was bath/shower facilities and a clean towel provided. The heating in the flat was on full and it was roasting. The main curtains were pulled back and there were net curtains, so the room was really light.
Photographs are a true likeness. She met me wearing an gown. She left her long hair down for the whole duration. Her skin was smooth and she had a completely shaved pussy. I guess she is a size 8, with very nice D cups and erect nipples and I would say that she is in her mid-thirties. She wasn’t wearing any make up, but she had a natural glow with some freckles, which was quite attractive.
When she opened the door she was smiling, showed me to the bedroom, where we sorted out the paperwork. She offered me a towel and showed me the bathroom. I returned from the shower and laid on the bed naked , where she removed her gown to reveal her fit body and laid next to me. We started FK, which quickly progressed to sensual DFK, muting groping, fingering and light wanking. She then moved down to kiss my stomach and start sucking my cock, licking my balls, deep throating, facing away from me, but allowing me to start fingering her. I then asked her to move onto her back so I could explore her shaved pussy, which tasted sweet and fresh. She then lent over and picked up a condom and rubbered me up and began ride me CG very slow and sensuous DFK me in a real GFE style, which she carried on for at least 10 minutes or so until I asked her to change positions and she asked me to fuck her in doggy which we carried on for quite sometime, alternating from slow and sensuous and hard fucking. I asked her to move onto her back for missionary, deep stick, etc. carrying on DFK. Time was running out so I asked her for some more OWO and she laid to the side of me sucking and wanking me to an explosive climax. She cleaned me up with wet wipes and went to the bathroom to clean herself up, returning naked to lay next to me on the bed. A little small talk and I took another shower and returned to get dressed, where she was still sitting there naked. She put her gown on and took me to the door. I was on my way around pretty much on the hour
Positives: - Attractive looking girl. - Nice perky nipples. - Value for money - English is good. Neutrals: - Flat is pretty run down. - Flat was very hot, which made for a sweaty session. Negatives: - No real negatives spring to mind. Overall, I enjoyed my punt with Monnika, who from the start appeared to be chilled, happy and smiling. She gave a sensuous GFE, which made for a good meet. She appeared to have her preferred sequence at times, which I went along with, which turned out well for me. She is a sound SP and her cock sucking skills are very enjoyable. I would consider seeing her again in the future.
Thanks for this review �
This lass caught my eye before the spate of neutrals and have been meaning to see her since her return and the positives that followed.
£70 30m
Clapton • Incall
Do not recommend
Was very easy to arrange via text and called once at the building for the flat number.
In Clapton on a busy road but entry to the building is pretty discrete and no feeling of people watching you. An overground station was around a 5 minutes to the building. Inside the building was a bit of a maze but the flat was clean enough but the bed was so damn squeaky.
Now she does have a nice pair on her but she literally has zero arse! Body wise could do with toning up as she has a bit of a gut and I did notice she has weird spots around her chin. I just didn't feel she made much effort for the meet. Her hygiene could be improved as she didn't smell fresh at all which further supports my statement about her not making much effort.
Was a few weeks back - 30 mins for £70 OW included in the price but wish I booked for a P&D which I will get onto. The act: Was pretty bog standard she done a little strip tease act encouraging you to remove her clothes and fondle the chebs which I did and then moved swiftly onto the bed for OW. Was decent enough but nothing toe curling so I said let's move things on, so rubbered up and into mish. Now the bed, hygiene etc. we're a little off putting compounded by the fact I just didn't really find her attractive, so I had to focus not to lose wood and finish quick as I wanted to get out of there.
The girl wasn't horrible at all but just not my cup of tea and I just regretted not booking her for a P&D which I hold myself accountable for. Just don't think we clicked as communication was very minimal which just led to a very forgettable meet. I wouldn't return and I couldn't recommend her but we all know things are purely subjective so others might find her appealing based on previous reviews. I couldn't rate her negative as it felt too harsh as I didn't have to walk so I feel a neutral was fair.
Did you not read her previous reviews here?
We are all optimists in the hope we will get a better experience with those lovely boobies. When will we learn...
Such a shame, as she has quite a nice body going from the pics 🤦
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£70 30m
Clapton • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
Done via sms and then a call about 30 mins before to confirm. Pretty sure its a maid doing all the coms.
Clapton, block of very run down council flats.
Pictures are accurate. She is about 5ft 5ish, size 8-10(max). brunette, smooth skin, very nice large natural breast, attractive face. Very GND. Arse is a bit flat would be the only criticism here. Age wise early 30s I reckon.
Natalie has mixed review, but she has been on my HL for sometime and decided to take the plunge and book her for an 8.30 pm 30 min session. Comms are not done by her I reckon given the lack of convo I had with her. and the maid having a different accent. She was generally very cold on arrival, no chat no hello, just "how long". Handed over the money and confirmed services. She said if I wanted OWO I must "wash dick", which I did. I came back and I started to undress her and kiss her. She clearly didn't want to kiss much but did oblige. Cock work was good with the hands and she doesn't restrict access to her lovely breasts. Her OWO is very good - probably one of the best I had. She is slow and just the right amount of wetness and does some nice ball play. Eventually it was time for her to get on top and she rubbered me up. Just as she was slipping me in the door bell rang! She then stops says she will be right back and then sorts out whoever was at the door (~4 mins). Bit of a mood kill. She comes back and I am not as rock as I am before so get her to do some handwork before she jumps on top. She isn't tight but also not loose. I finish up, get changed and leave. I would say in the whole session she said maybe 10 words.
6/10 Whilst she delivered all the services and I enjoyed it, the interruption and the general cold demeanour mean its a neutral for me. I would probably return if I was in the area and at a loose end, but def wouldn't go out my way (like I did).
Thanks for trying 🍻
I too had been circling those babylons for a while, warded off by the neg reviews. I tried making a booking with her preferred housemate Alice (?) who ghosted me during booking process so I nixxed the household as a lost cause.
£70 30m
Do not recommend
Meeting today , she is facially not that attractive .Body is good great pair of natural tits slim about a size 10.
she is facially not that attractive .Body is good great pair of natural tits slim about a size 10.
Action was lackluster , lfk , owo very shallow , she was ok with reverse oral although was not the freshest but allowed fingers. Sex in Mish and doggy and was finished.
£70 for 30 minutes would be good if more enthusiastic but very quiet. Hence negative
Mirrors my experience with her. Looking to see her friend though….. she looks rather tasty 🤪
I didn't see her friend but heard someone else there
Nope ….. I’ve listed her in my review of Natalie
The friend is blatantly offering unprotected sex ?
No, that's somebody else, not the friend. The friend is listed in wozels review
£60 15m
Uxbridge road at Acton • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
There seem to be a few girls working this number, the location is a flat above shops on the Uxbridge road at Acton. Not especially discrete but it's Acton, nobody gives a fuck.
a flat above shops on the Uxbridge road at Acton. Not especially discrete but it's Acton, nobody gives a fuck.
pretty, petite girl with dark hair and to my eyes at least a very cute face. Definitely not the girl in the photos. The girl was really cute and friendly in a slightly shy way.
The door was opened by a pretty, petite girl with dark hair and to my eyes at least a very cute face. Definitely not the girl in the photos. She introduces herself as Katy from Poland and I hand over £60 and strip. Katy sits on the edge of the bed and starts sucking my cock straight away, really enjoying this so after a minute or two we transfer to the bed where the slow OWO continues with Katy stroking my balls. She takes her top off exposing smallish pert tits - lovely. I really want to fuck her but I'm enjoying the head so much I elect to let her carry on eventually blowing my load into her willing mouth.
great punt for me. Will I be back? - hell yes.
The current number on the profile
> +447459485945
Does seem different to one from last years, posted in another review
Moved out East to Clapton.
Dammit! I got excited spotting .Natalie xx in the subject line, thinking this review heralded glorious return of the much missed _Natalie_x ... how I'd love to enjoy her again! 😎
Good review. She's had pretty decent reviews for the past 2 years so yours bucks the trend 👍
I never really get when town is listed as Glasgow, Livingston, Edinburgh and she doesn't do outcalls. Used to be shite Rom profiles I seen that on 🤷
Sounds a lot like my experience. She's got 3 separate profiles, looks like my review is only indexed against one of them.