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Welsh Katrina

Gabalfa - CF14 (see outcall areas in Details)
3 reviews
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4.010

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Age: 55-59

Gender: Female

Height: 5'9"

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Hazel

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 38"

Body Measurement: 26"

Reviews

3 TOTAL REVIEWS
4.0/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

5/10

£70

Caerphilly • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I've been a lurker on here for a few years and have met a fair few girls but never did a review, so here is my first

I've a few "likes" and one of them are mature professional women who come off sophisticated but are in reality very naughty - which from this add I believed I'd be getting.

After a few phone calls including being hung up on - a time was agreed - I had the feeling the lady in question is a little suspicious from the way she spoke and she also asked me to park by a phone box before given further instructions - this also put me on edge, but for £70 for a sexy (from the pics) older Lady I thought I'd take the risk.

Venue

On entering the house it's a valley chic house with a lot of things that look nice but more than likely didn't cost a whole lot, clean and tidy.

Into the bedroom which is just a bed with a huge mirrored wardrobe to one side, the money is given and she leaves the room, referring back to being on edge from her
nervousness in direction and phone manner I thought will I get jumped now, but she returned and dropped her robe.

Looks

She had a long silk robe on with stockings and heels, lots of jewellery and black French underwear, gave me a kiss on the cheek and asked me to join her upstairs. At this point I was thinking oh god, but as I was there, it was only £70, she isn't terrible looking and I hadn't had sex in a long while I thought I'd go for it.

Again this reaffirmed she isn't the woman in the pics, she has a decent older woman body but it does look like she's been through the wars a little, I'm not that fussy so it didn't put me off too much but was dissapointing.

She has a decent face, nothing what I though from the pics and dyed blonde hair with darker roots, make up, I can imagine a guy in his 50s or 60s thinking they had won the lottery if they had this woman as a wife, but as a 29 year old who appreciates olfer ladies she wouldn't have turned my head.

The Meet

In driving to Caerphilly I parked by the phone box and was told directions in order to get to her home, I was also told to walk a certain way in order to not drawer attention to the neighbours.

I approached the house and could see a blonde Lady from a distance waving me to come into the side door.

On entering the house it's a valley chic house with a lot of things that look nice but more than likely didn't cost a whole lot, clean and tidy.

The woman is definitely not the woman in the pictures, and if they are her pictures they are at least 10/15 years old and that's being kind.

She had a long silk robe on with stockings and heels, lots of jewellery and black French underwear, gave me a kiss on the cheek and asked me to join her upstairs. At this point I was thinking oh god, but as I was there, it was only £70, she isn't terrible looking and I hadn't had sex in a long while I thought I'd go for it.

Into the bedroom which is just a bed with a huge mirrored wardrobe to one side, the money is given and she leaves the room, referring back to being on edge from her
nervousness in direction and phone manner I thought will I get jumped now, but she returned and dropped her robe.

Again this reaffirmed she isn't the woman in the pics, she has a decent older woman body but it does look like she's been through the wars a little, I'm not that fussy so it didn't put me off too much but was dissapointing.

She has a decent face, nothing what I though from the pics and dyed blonde hair with darker roots, make up, I can imagine a guy in his 50s or 60s thinking they had won the lottery if they had this woman as a wife, but as a 29 year old who appreciates olfer ladies she wouldn't have turned my head.

Also I'm a young looking 29 year old so not sure if this made her a little uneasy but she basically told me to get naked and it was fairly robotic.

Started with a no oil massage, I could feel the warmth of her pussy on my legs as she did it, asked me to turn over and I wasn't even close to half hard, played with it a little then gave me owo lots of eye contact and dirty talk and telling me to watching her suck my cock in the mirror.

I asked her to take her bra off which she did, and again the pics aren't hers or are very old, as her boobs look like a bad boob job and the boobs in the ad pics are very nice looking.

I felt her breasts to try get me going but they were hard as a rock and didn't do anything from me.

Asked her to get on top, which she did after putting on thr condom and her pussy was soaking, lots of grinding and pumping and telling me to suck her nipples hard, this was probably the highlight as she seemed to be enjoying it which is important to me as if the lady isn't enjoying it, it knocks my confidence.

Her face was bright red at this stage, lots of heavy breathing - I asked to switch to missionary

This is kind of where she either lost interest or was a very good actress, I slid it in and started to pump away, I asked to kiss and she would only peck me, which is pointless so I kissed her neck, racking my back etc

Then I slowed down which caused her to thrust herself on my cock from below as if she was trying her hardest to make me Cum, saying I love young cock, come on baby give me your Cum etc which I find more funny than a turn on.

As she is doing this I ask for 69, she seems a little miffed but does it, condom comes off and the oral feels alot better this time, her pussy was a little meaty but she tasted top notch.

Second condom on, and she starts to thrust again which was really annoying me, to the point I thought she wants me to go, so I went as hard and rough as I could and came.

She made orgasming noises as I rocked as I came holding me tight, and I just thought this is so awkward.

Cleaned me off and had a little cuddle, put my clothes on and we had a chat way past my booking time about all different aspects other than escorting, and I thought oh she's actually a decent woman.

Final Thoughts

I definitely wouldn't go back again, and she isn't the woman in the pictures but she is a decent looking woman in her mid 50s at a guess.

I think from the way she acted maybe she is cautious and jaded so tries to get things going and over with asap but the more we spoke the more nicer she became and was no rush for me to go after maybe she realised I was a decent enough guy. But for £70 you can't really expect miracles.

Face 5/10
Body 6/10
Personality 5/10
Location 7/10

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10 comments

Reviewed on

3/10

Met on

£70 40m

CF83 • Lansbury Park, Caerphilly • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Proper Welsh lady. She does not take any long cut. She is pretty "to the point" with her conversation. I suppose when you are that age you don't want to take any shit from youngsters like me.

Venue

Incall in her house. You have to take your shoes off so you don't leave marks on the carpets. As you walk up to the shagging bedroom, you pass a kid (probably a grandchild) bedroom…

Looks

OK, she must have been really, like really hot, 35 years ago. I mean any married guy out there would sing right now to have a 60ish wife like this. Yes she has some tummy, yes she has wrinkle, but she not 20 for F sake! Big fake boobs on her. Not the best fake tits job either, I would have gone smaller. She is pretty (guys, remember I am taking into account her age here)

The Meet

Not much, it was really down to business. "you can suck my nipple, but don't bite. If you bite that's it. One chance". I swear she did utter those words. Below average covered BJ. You'd think by that time she would master the skills needed… No chance of much fun or GFE here. It's straight shameless vanilla. No RO (but I would have declined anyway to be honest). Cow girl & mish. I did not really want to try doggy as I believe doggy is for younger ladies with firm a ass. A lot of dirty talk from this woman. But you can't help feeling like it's just to help you finish rather than by sheer dirtiness. "You like this pussy, dirty boy?". "I want to feel you cum all over my big tits". "Fuck that wet pussy hard". As I concentrated to finish the job, I thought I'll ask for a COB, given she has been asking for it 10 times ! "Just cum in my pussy"... Zero, not even a peck on the lips. No chance

Final Thoughts

Ok I could tell the woman was the age she was when she opened the door. "Why didn't you walk then?" I hear you ask. Well, to be frank, Franck, I always fancied an adventure with a women well passed my age. And she is pretty fine for her age. If I am going to try a 60ish women, she a pretty good candidate. Well that's what I thought until we got to the bedroom. If she had her real photos on the website and was more fun, she would be a positive. At least you would what you'd get into. But no fun + fake photos make it a clear-cut negative for me. Well £70 for 1h, it's not much money is it? Still I would expect a bit more fun. So no VFM.

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15 comments

Reviewed on

4/10

£70 20m

Caerphilly • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

I have visited Welsh Katrina twice. Her photos are accurate, and she looks great. However, she lives in Caerphilly not Cardiff, and it is go to here and ring me, then you get a post code, ring me when you get there. All a bit mission impossible stuff.

Venue

Not mentioned

Looks

Her photos are accurate, and she looks great. Her tits are excessively enhance, and too hard.

The Meet

Her tits are excessively enhance, and too hard. She won't lye on them or let you lye on her in case they explode. She is a nice girl, but she will work like hell to jerk you off, and as soon as you cum, its it back on with her cloths as fast as she can and downstairs with a "see me downstairs when you are dressed". Down stairs and ushered straight out of the front door. I thought the first time that she had thought I had paid for 15 minutes, but the second time lasted about 20 minutes and all I got was "I'm not a clock watcher".

Final Thoughts

Such a pity, she could be great - she has the body for it and not a bad fuck - but she just has to mess it up. Beware, your £70 will get you 20 minutes - if youcan hang on that long. I suppose I should suspect something as she does not allow feedback on the website

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