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ScottishIvy

East Kilbride - G74 (see outcall areas in Details)
16 reviews
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4.410

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Age: 30-34

Gender: Female

Height: 5'3"

Weight: 8st 9lb

Meets With: Men, Couples

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Hazel

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 32"

Bra Cup Size: G

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 26"

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Reviews

16 TOTAL REVIEWS
4.4/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

3/10

£70 30m

Northampton • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Pictures looked young and curvy, I checked on here seemed good, had the horn so went with it.

Looks

I somehow ignored everything different from the pics, way older in reality, fake tits sagging and sore (Surely if there sore you'd call it night? When the fun stops stop)

The Meet

Terrible attitude, very feisty and rude

Final Thoughts

Poor

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3 comments

Reviewed on

2/10

Met on

£65 15m

Portland St. • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Via Text. Kept pushing the time back from our original time in the early afternoon. I was free in town for the PM so didn’t mind too much, but on reflection she obviously had no intention of honouring our original time as I was her first meet after checking in.

Venue

Hotel on Portland St. opposite the preferred punting venue.

Looks

As soon as I got into the room had the sinking feeling. Very quiet and didn’t want to chat, not half as good looking as her pics suggest, with quite bad skin. You wouldn’t look twice at her in the street, and she kept wandering off out of the room doing other things.

The Meet

She asked me to go and lay on the bed when I was ready. Normally I’m at ¾ full mast just through the excitement of the situation and looking at the SP but was already feeling nothing – hoped it might improve when she got into her act but no. She came over and started a very lacklustre BJ/mostly HJ – DeepthroatDolly is a big misnomer. Kept on asking me to tell her when I was going to cum when she’d made barely any attempt to get me hard. Thought maybe fucking her might get me going but was informed it was BJ only in 15 mins – a fact not communicated to me before. Accepted the inevitable and told her we were done – she was barely bothered and got back on her phone. More a service you expect from the worst type of EEs than a well-reviewed British girl.

Final Thoughts

Would I return?: Not a chance.

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2 comments

Reviewed on

3/10

£65 30m

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Text to arrange meet then call when outside. Pretty straight forward. Arrived 15 minutes early and messaged to see if she was available then and almost instant reply was yes. Called when outside and got directed to the door Going great so far.

Venue

Instantly the smell of dogs hits me and I can't shift it.

Looks

a looker but has overdone it on the cosmetic work to her lips etc. Nice body and not a bad looking girl. Does say she is blonde in her profile but photos show black hair which must be more recent as this is the case.

The Meet

Thw usual hide behind the door as it opens but a quick look tells me she's a looker but has overdone it on the cosmetic work to her lips etc. Nice body and not a bad looking girl. Does say she is blonde in her profile but photos show black hair which must be more recent as this is the case. This is where it goes downhill Instantly the smell of dogs hits me and I can't shift it. I am shown to the bedroom and I hand over the documents. She goes to stash the cash while I get undressed. Wasn't away too long and returns and immediately she gets to work with her hands. No easing in. Full on from the start. A slight bit of oral involved but the hand work got quicker and quicker. Almost as if she was trying to get me out of there as quickly as possible. I ask her to slow down and she hands me a condom which I had to put on myself. At this point she dictates we will do it from behind, I wasn't too fussed so went with it. After a few minutes of her lying there putting in little effort I ask her to turn around for missionary. Only to be told she only does it in one position By this point I've lost all interest and asked her to finish off with her hands just to get it over with. I am handed some wipes and clean myself up while she goes off to get cleaned and changed. Exchanged some chat on the way out the door in probably about 20 minutes Once I got back outside I noticed my clothes were covered in dog hair.

Final Thoughts

Overall : Good communication, house stinks, service appalling.

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Reviewed on

3/10

£140 45m

falkirk • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

I have spent years talking to her via cam and when my company hosted a job in falkirk last week, I obviously jumped at the chance to go.

Venue

really nicely decorated and nicely furnished ( instead of some of the usual places we meet people in) it was really nice, however the smell of wet dog was phenomenal. It actually took my breath away when i walked in. got taken in to the bedroom, really nice again and a nice big bed ( still smelt of dog in the air)

Looks

she is absolutely drop dead gorgeous, her body is amazing and she is so attractive. she undresses and puts some music on (extreme, more than words) which she is taking her time sorting out back and forth, by this time ive been lay on the bed for about 15 minutes now while she is back and fourth sorting stuff out and just seemed to be wasting time.

The Meet

great communication, good directions and pulled up one sunny lunch time. went into her place and although really nicely decorated and nicely furnished ( instead of some of the usual places we meet people in) it was really nice, however the smell of wet dog was phenomenal. It actually took my breath away when i walked in. got taken in to the bedroom, really nice again and a nice big bed ( still smelt of dog in the air) we sort the money out and she walks off to store it. I asked her for a specific outfit and she didnt managed to sort that out.

Final Thoughts

This was one of those girls i had waited so long to see and when it came down to it, it was shocking. Its actually put me off punting for a while as it was just really disheartening. I wont be returning what so ever.

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19 comments

Reviewed on

2/10

southampton area

Do not recommend

Communications

Saw this gem in the southampton area and tried to arrange a meet.

Wish i'd checked the site before trying to arrange this one. Too busy thinking with the little man instead of the brain. Comms were initially very good.
I was then asked for  a deposit ... Unfortunately having looked at the private gallery the little man charged ahead and wilfully obliged. Only to have communications abruptly stop. Refusal to answer calls or even respond to messages

Please dont make the same mistake as me. May look amazing, but don't fall for the same trap I did.

As of writing this, still no response other than "Have not received anything"

Looks

May look amazing

Final Thoughts

Please dont make the same mistake as me. May look amazing, but don't fall for the same trap I did.

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8 comments

Reviewed on

3/10

£50 30m

Falkirk • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Can't really complain here, everything was fine

Venue

4 in a block house in Falkirk. Has kiddy stuff everywhere which is a tad offputting, but otherwise fine.

Looks

Short, fat and caked in makeup... Her pictures are obviously quite old.

The Meet

Started off being told to get my kit off while she buggers off and does whatever. So I'm sitting on her bed with the tv on playing christmas music, when I notice I have 3 laptops pointing at me and they all have her website cams on. Had a quick look and at first they seemed inactive even though I was displaying on the fucking cams with the 2 meat and veg out. But just as she was coming back I did notice one of them pinging saying something about a group chat... So chances are I was being watched shagging this bird. She comes back in and starts sucking me off fully clothed, not a terrible blowjob but it was a bit rough. So I go to get a feel of her tits and she instantly tells me they only come out for 1 hour sessions... WTF. Then asked if I could go down on her... you guessed it... nope So ready for the rubber and she says we will be starting from the back and proceeds to bend over... Who's paying who here?. So I pound away for a while and ask if she wants to flip over and she says she only does doggy!, then gets up and says she will finish me off with her hand. Wanks me off for all of 60 seconds then tells me to finish myself off while she strokes the nut bag... No touching her allowed and when I asked her to bend over so I could at least get a view she said "I think what you want is a sub. Its sex and hand relief only" About 15 mins or so in she then checks the time and tells me I only have a few minutes left... clearly starts the timer before she buggers of at the start... Eventually managed to pop one out no thanks to her and she just passes me some wipes and fucks off again. Then as im leaving she starts telling me about all the weirdos she gets and the shit they have asked her to do.

Final Thoughts

Weirdest punt I have ever had. How has this girl got so much positive feedback? Like if it stated half this shit on her profile it wouldnt be quite so bad.

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7 comments

Reviewed on

5/10

£45 30m

Grangemouth Falkirk • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

Met littlemissnaught27 in Grangemouth Falkirk was a nice enough street kinda busy it was a Sunday so few people walking back and forth. She has several reviews on here after reading them and finding nothing else in my area l decided to take a chance £45 for half an hour showed up text that l was at her place was given only the postcode to start with and address followed.

Venue

Nice clean place felt safe.

Looks

pictures are accurate and she was nice enough pleasant

The Meet

She was nice enough pleasant but kept disappearing. She kept her top on the whole time l asked for RO but was informed not on half hour. Far to much hand action it was like she was trying to get me to cum fast so she could be done l may have been her last meeting that day. We had sex missionary her on top kept stopping and agin more wanking me than fuck me.

Final Thoughts

Overall l am rating it neutral because she did serve as a means to an end l know the review is short but the other reviews are very similar. I would not say avoid but maybe you need to be a bigger spender for the full service. Hope you liked my review. Hope the link works I'm posting from my phone.

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1 comment

Reviewed on

3/10

£50 30m

Grangemouth • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

First time review from a meet from the previous week

Found myself at a loose end hungover from hell after the works night out
Tried to arrange an outcall but faild with a few others gave up went for an Incall

So seen she was available today fired a text

Comms
Replied promptly gave me street name asked call when there given number

Venue

flat was ok smelt a bit damp like she had large reptiles or dog

Looks

It was definitely the girl in the pictures short blonde with loads of tattoos
Say the ages is there abouts apart from the tattoo s she was a fairly girl next door type

The Meet

After she left me to get undressed she pissed about in and out the bathroom ,
Came back into the room started wanking me off vigorously had to ask her to stop!!
Started a half hearted blowie spitting on the tip more wanking rubbing/tickling my legs
Got fed up asked to rubber up handed a Johnny ,
Whilst she splated lube all over the place
Into doggy Till finished .
Did try to partake in other services and position s was met withthats only for the 60min
I was just oral and sex !!to hungover to argue cut my loses left !
Over all very mechanical 30 min Christmas special is essentially 15 min quickie

Final Thoughts

Service was poor flat was ok smelt a bit damp like she had large reptiles or dog
I wouldn’t return wish I just had a tug in the house

Please don’t be to harsh lads

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6 comments

Reviewed on

5/10

£140 1h

Grangemouth (nr Falkirk) • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Made all arrangements via website for a short notice same day on call on a Sundayas I was passing through the area

Venue

Venue is a downstairs flat on a residential street in a quiet area of the town. the one thing that struck me about the house was the smell of dogs and how strong it was - if it bothers you then I would stay away.

Looks

not mentioned

The Meet

was provided a rough postcode for the area and asked to call and get the details when i was in the area, standard really. Was shown to the bedroom and sorted the paperwork and was asked to get undressed, the one thing that struck me about the house was the smell of dogs and how strong it was - if it bothers you then I would stay away. got undressed and what followed was a massage - rubbing oil on my back. Turned over and she started stroking for a bit, at this time she still had he t shirt on. After some stroking on with the rubber and some sucking followed by sex in a couple of positions all while she still had her top on. I don't know if I caught Elle on a bad day but it seemed half hearted and like she wasn't into it, not getting naked did bother me a bit but as i never asked her to take her top off that was kind of as much my fault.

Final Thoughts

wasn't a bad experience, but not a good one which is why it's a neutral from me

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10 comments

Reviewed on

6/10

£60 30m

Council flats on side street • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

By phone and text ,no issues

Venue

Council flats on side street ,not particularly discreet

Looks

bloody hot

The Meet

Had my eye on Elle for a while ,her profile looks great ,so I thought I'd give her a go .so I turned up to find a very attractive package waiting behind the door , once the paperwork was sorted she went to check on her dogs! She breeds them apparently,I got undressed while I waited for her return,a few minutes later she comes back and jumps on the bed after removing panties, tee shirt left on and (dog hair all over her feet) straight into owo ,which she is very good at ,I almost popped off a bit early ,so I asked for a condom ,straight into mish and fairly enjoying it so far ,although no kissing ,I asked if she'd remove her top as I'd like to see her tits , she refused as she prefers not to get them out on a half hour booking ! Bit of a turn off for me ,and the wee man went a bit floppy, I almost gave up at that point, but thought fuck it you've paid ,so got her to finish me off with some more owo.

Final Thoughts

This punt bordered on a neg. if it hadn't been for her being smoking hot and vg owo . Return visit probably not for me , if anyone else goes ,maybe go for an hour? Might get her titties out!

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