PARTY WITH LAVENA
Age: 18-24
Gender: Female
Height: 5'7"
Meets With: Men, Women, Couples
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Ethnicity: Black
Nationality: British
Orientation: Bisexual
Body Type: Curvy
Age: 18-24
Gender: Female
Height: 5'7"
Meets With: Men, Women, Couples
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Ethnicity: Black
Nationality: British
Orientation: Bisexual
Body Type: Curvy
£200
Birmingham city centre • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
So i had a itch to scratch and fired away a few messages to which i got a reply from Nicole, the pictures on the profile looked really tasteful and the price was decent at £150 for the hour, so i thought why not. I messaged her to ask if she’s free at a certain time and she was, just as i was about to book she told me its £200 for the hour but it includes everything. So after oooing and aaahing i thought lets go for it.
on entering the room she was very cold and distant, not even a hello.
the pictures on the profile looked really tasteful and the price was decent at £150 for the hour... the pictures do have a slight body resemblance to hers but i am 100% sure that is not her in the pictures.
Directions were fairly clear and on entering the room she was very cold and distant, not even a hello. Also the pictures do have a slight body resemblance to hers but i am 100% sure that is not her in the pictures. So as i handed her the money, i asked her that 2 pops are included in the booking, she said no thats a extra £50. That was my cue to decide youve done enough piss taking as it is, took back my £200 and walked away.
That was my cue to decide youve done enough piss taking as it is, took back my £200 and walked away.
Met on
£180 1h
New build apartments between Poplar & Canary Wharf • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
I happened to be in the area, so I gave her a ring & she called me back later but I was driving so I had to go back & forth via text. Texted me her postcode.
New build apartments between Poplar & Canary Wharf. When I enter her apartment, she took me to the living room as she said we can’t use the bedroom as her bed ‘broke’ apparently, the oven was on as she said the heating was not working well so she put it on to warm her self.
I do think it’s her but facially she looks better in photos, she does have really big boobs which I think there are natural & she does have a bum, not as big or shaped as I seen her name come up in bubble butt threads on website when I was trying to search for reviews on her & I can’t give her that credit.
I paid £180 for a hour (I regret it, I was thinking with my penis & was also impressed by the photos & thought I was in for a good punt). I didn’t ask for any extras so not sure if she charged extra. At the time, I thought sigh I come here - I might as well try the experience of having sex on a sofa & fufill some sort of stupid fantasy. She gave me oral with a Jimmy on which was fine, it did actually feel good. She used some cherry lube on it so she really gone down and dirty on the dom during oral which did feel nice as I saw my self on the reflected screen. I tried to ask her to remove her bra so I could rub & suck on her breasts and she told me nope, that she doesn’t like that - her breast are too sensitive so I thought cool. I told her to come up on top - so she did with her ass facing me but she didn’t really want to go on top - it was like she was just softly bouncing on the tip of my dick - not sure if I am making sense. So I told her to turn around & she did for like 30 seconds or so but it felt meh so she asked to doggy. Doggy on a sofa was quite hard as I am tall & I having to be in an awkward position to go into doggy, we then attempt to go into doggy with her standing for a while but it didn’t really feel that great. She did removed the padding/cushions on the sofa so we can attempt doggy again on the sofa which actually felt much better and she was moaning at times, not sure if the moaning meant she was enjoying it or it was a natural response of just having a penis inside you. All of a sudden, she just shouts ‘when are you gonna cum?” & I am like ‘what the fuck it’s not even half a hour in’ So I was annoyed and asked to go into mish on a sofa, which involved her raising up her legs so that mish could happen (as I knew that I would mostly likely cum in that position). Once I cummed, cleaned myself up and I just wanted to leave.
On reflection, maybe I should have left when I saw things was going to be in a living room, I thought cool maybe it would be a nice experience. Her comms was also quite nice so I just expected to meet someone with good vibes. I need to stop paying for hour meets, just go for the half hour as I really wasting money out here.
This is BigTittyNicki who I reviewed a few years ago. She was was a terrible WG back then as well.
Ah couldn’t find any reviews, I would have avoided her if I saw your review. I guess she changed name and new profile. Damn she really enjoys a living room punt haha.
She cons people too
Yikes I couldn’t find any information on her - I guess she changed name and created a new profile so it was hard to do my research.
£50 30m
Peckham • Incall
Do not recommend
Emailed via website first and received an automated reply but she responded quickly and provided her number and address once I texted.
She's based in Peckham in a block of flats. There isn't much parking available and it's quite close to a main road, it isn't discreet. You have to be buzzed in twice, once outside and again once exiting the lift. Living room was a bit bare, small sofa, a bit of clutter but not dirty.
Facially average, medium sized breasts, average body size.
Greeted me upon entering, saw a shadow in the living room and her roommate walked past. Once we both entered the living room she disappeared for a few minutes, returned, disappeared again, came back and left once again, she left a final time to put the money away, also to add at this point, nothing had been said apart from hello since I entered and a couple of blank stares, probably one of the most awkward beginnings I've ever had. Living room was a bit bare, small sofa, a bit of clutter but not dirty. She was about to perform oral until she pointed to the baby wipes then picked up her phone, I always shower before I leave, just added to the awkwardness. After she processed to struggle for about a minute to put a condom on my flaccid penis, next was OW which wasn't bad but wasn't anything special, never got past halfway, not much enthusiasm, occasional eye contact. Was on her phone again after OW. When the sex begun I just wanted it to be over at this point, near dead silence all throughout while on the sofa and that summed it up to be honest. Once I had finished, she disappeared again immediately to her roomates bedroom while I got dressed, we said goodbye at the door and that was it. Although I booked for 15 minutes it last half an hour, she didn't mind.
I was disappointed as I expected more from reading a positive review about her, she was pretty much the polar opposite as the other review describes her. Checking her phone during the session was rather annoying as well. Lucky I didn't pay any more for a longer visit. If you like to smoke weed then she may interest you. Overall, without a doubt the most awkward punt I've ever had, maybe I caught her on a bad day but I definitely wouldn't return.
Peckham • Incall
Accurate photos
Arranged via SMS.
Apartment block on a quiet main road. Two Buzz entry system. Cameras everywhere. Not discreet in the slightest. Fast food containers littered around.
ebony prossie, tall, big droopy boobs, medium khyber (no shape just floppy). Slight gut. Dry body, lingerie in profile pic worn.
gave over the notes - she slipped away to stash. Undressed & casually spread myself out on the sofa as if it was my gaff. Oral - good, varied technique, not wet, attention to cobblers albeit not great. Not the best but commendable effort. R2 - oral improved tenfold. +ve Attempt at DT, spit/saliva dripping, licking balls + stroking, slapping herself with my dick, small dirty talk. Added vim & vigour. Was expecting OW but she proceeded with OWO without charge. Sex - flipped her over into doggy - took a hammering really well + no objection to length, whimpering noises, holding on to the sofa which turned me on. Few more strokes until my legs gave way. Off with the Dom & asked her to finish me off with oral + Handjob. Splattered my juice over her melons - strings of cum landed on her face & hair. A slight look of disdain but she laughed it off. Freshened up. Allowed me to wait for my ride home - endured some chat about her private life & so far moments in her escorting career. Introduced me to her duo buddy.
Overall: young whore so be wary of potential attitude/standoff behaviour. For the price and what was given can't complain especially at that time of the morning/night. big tits, relaxed atmosphere, 420 friendly.
> SantanaCarlos on January 16, 2019, 07:01:36 pm:
> ...face pic looked decent...
Cheers for the review?
What would you estimate her dress size to be??
A quick search on google as I'm not good with female sizes - I'll say between 8-10.
Thanks for the review 🍻
How much for how long?
Her profile quotes extras incl OWO @ +20 🤦
120 was the damage for an hour. No extras were charged. Saw the whore again and it wasn't mentioned apart from a tenner for videoing.
Rates could be subject to change depending on her mood or person. Hence, my earlier advice to be wary of any bullshit.
Well done for walking, shouldn't have agreed to £200 if profile listed £150.
Fair play. The fact that she could even dare to do that sort of suggests that there are plenty that would just put up with it.
How did that play out? I'm sure there are plenty of guys who'd appreciate knowing how best to approach a situation where you've already handed over the cash.
Well she still had the money in her hand and i said i think I’ll take that back and she never hesitated
I always liked the look of this girl so when she came to Birmingham I thought oh yes! But then I quickly realised her pictures are extremely edited, wonky lines and all sorts.