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Age: 30-34

Gender: Female

Height: 5'4"

Weight: 14st 0lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples, Groups

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Green

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 36"

Bra Cup Size: GG

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 32"

Body Type: Curvy

Smoking: Socially

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Kensington

Reviews

7 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.0/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

6/10

£100 25m

no mans land road • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Communications

Comms good price one of my more costly punts at 100 for half hour but i was out in about 25 mins , area a sort of no mans land road which leads off of the main road out of town parking is a bit funny as I think it within walking distance of railway st but i got a space and had a late afternoon coffe in morrocan style cafe , got house number walked up about 5 mins from cafe .

Venue

House is a terrace and she is concered about neighbours dressed in bra and gown opened door followed up stairs to room with bathroom off music playing

Looks

Well this is a Brit Blonde a proper womans body full massive jugs of H cup plus and super duper wide hips yes bit of a tum but it all is in proportion she says size 16 .

The Meet

Washed the tool and then had a session of her slaping my balls as she held them ( Exquiste 😉 🙄 🙄 ) and squeezed them with me suddering in pain as it got up to operating hardness i played with her clit and Massive football sized titties heavy hangers indeed 💃   she rubbed her self as I wanked up, she put a rubber on and I went in doggy first then frog mish doggy looking at mirror back to frog legged mish as she rapidly rubbed up to an orgasam shaking and slight red flush on her chest and tighting of fanny ( thats the tell with white girls  😁 😁 😁 )she pushed me away then asked me to fuck her hard in mish on bed ...banging away with music in background I felt the fella getting ready to pop and slowed down a bit she checked the rubber was still in place and I then squat thrust for England watching those mounds move ...I popped and pulled out to be rewarded with a slap on my shaft and then balls ....I think she really enjoys giving pain to guys balls so if thats your thing 🙄 recomended  👍 tits are great and huge but this Punt was more like a Soho pump and dump than the 100 Indy I was hoping for Good but not quite what i was after she did all requested and ok though ...Massive tits wide hips about 35 ish enjoys herself and your there to watch as she does I think she would be good for sub guys and as I said ball slapping busting kinks ...Heho on wards and up wards...lots of others out there so i dont think Ill be doing an Arnie  👋 One for the Giant Jug lovers  😉 🍻 🍻 a Strong woman who enjoys ball busting our balls for fun 👍 ...Be Afraid  😁 😁 😁 😁

Final Thoughts

Good but not quite what i was after she did all requested and ok though ...Massive tits wide hips about 35 ish enjoys herself and your there to watch as she does I think she would be good for sub guys and as I said ball slapping busting kinks ...Heho on wards and up wards...lots of others out there so i dont think Ill be doing an Arnie  👋 One for the Giant Jug lovers  😉 🍻 🍻 a Strong woman who enjoys ball busting our balls for fun 👍 ...Be Afraid  😁 😁 😁 😁

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Reviewed on

2/10

£100 30m

Watford Junction • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

Met this SP yesterday evening, at around 23:00. I was stood up from another SP in NW London and Chloe sent a text saying she was available. Fortunately the drive was only 20 minutes.

Venue

a hotel about 7 min walk from Watford Junction. Parking was a nightmare given its in a somewhat central Watford location (adjacent to the Atria) so I had to find a spot on a side street (after a series of horrible one way streets!). She didn't provide any details of how to get to her room, so I sheepishly began stretching and tying my laces while looking for a lift.

Looks

She does look great, slightly pudgy but a few notches below a BBW. Her personality was something that i sensed stank quite sooner after I entered the hotel room.

The Meet

everything about this was horrible. Money was transferred over quickly, so fine. She then realises she hasn't got condoms and decides to contact her 'friend' (another SP who I knew was in the hotel as I tried to get a booking with her). And then the wait...for about 15 minutes before her friend responds. Chloe did say she wouldn't count this wait as part of the punt, although her attitude was rubbish so I didn't really get any hopes up. I then said I can always go and come back another time, in a bid to get a refund. She says she can't refund it as "her bank cards were confiscated"! Naturally, I gave up and hoped I could salvage something from this punt. She then asks me to get them from her friend in the floor above! I thought fuck it, if I can't get a refund then I'll see if this punt is actually any good. I did make the mistake of walking up the stairs given it's only 1 floor and then realising I didn't have a hotel card to let me through any doors. Chloe did kindly give me a card when she came out in just a towel, but I thought if you're outside why don't you just get it? Anyway, her friend did slip the condoms under her door. I got back and she then tells me I needed to shower to have owo, which further infuriated me. After the shower, she decided that I stand up while she lies on the edge of her bed to give owo. Some people wouldn't mind this, but I knew this wouldn't be the most comfortable for me - I prefer lying down while an SP does owo. She provided a below standard owo and given I just had a shower I wasn't in a fit and fighting state downstairs. She then decides 90 seconds is enough and then whips the condom on me. She mentions that when I'm about to finish, to hold the rim of the condom which I've never heard of before. She lies down while I try standing up, but her legs are almost closed to prevent me getting close to her - again, quite uncomfortable for me. All of this culminated in a few strokes before I asked her to move further up the bed, which she did but by then it was all flaccid. She quipped "well that's what you get for moving positions" - I was seething at that point. I then just shut up and got out of there as soon as possible.

Final Thoughts

Overall: a lack of preparation and accommodation from a woman who purely thinks this is a job. I recommend to steer clear of her

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Reviewed on

2/10

£100 15m

Near Woking • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I was gaging for it, simple. Near Woking so figured I'd give her a gtry, hadnt looked here 1st, schoolboy error.

Venue

Hotel, that was clean.

Looks

Young, only thing going for her. Fat, just round and for me who likes curves I can usually find a way around that. Not this time. Blonde and British is about the only thing thats true of her profile, the rest is bullshit.

The Meet

Parked, that was easy. Hotel, that was clean. Into room and she's just a fat heffer. Saggy tits, massive guy, just fat. I like curves but this ones a biffer. Asked for shower, that was where the good ended. Absolutely no attempt to please. Peck on the lips, asked to get on bed. Was hoiping blowjob would be good and make up for it. No absolutely shite too, hardly even got me fully hard. Condom on, she rode me hard and fast obviosuly trying to get the cum out of me fast. It worked - eventually. I dressed and left as she lined up the next poor fucker on her phone.

Final Thoughts

She's fucking terrible, dont bother and never, never go without checking here. Oh and her photo's are of someone else Im sure as the one in the pics has great tits!

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Reviewed on

8/10

£400 2h

London • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Booked for a 2 hour night session whilst away for work in London. Comms was good did keep me waiting outside for 15 minutes but said it was part of the domination and I deserved to have to wait for her.

Venue

Apartment was nice more like a hotel apartment and the bed had definitely already been “slept”.

Looks

Once in she was dressed in the leather pants I requested and tight bra. Biggest tits I’ve ever seen spilling out which definitely help soften the blow of handing over £400. She was the size I expected with tits like hers.

The Meet

Once in she was dressed in the leather pants I requested and tight bra. Biggest tits I’ve ever seen spilling out which definitely help soften the blow of handing over £400. She was the size I expected with tits like hers. Apartment was nice more like a hotel apartment and the bed had definitely already been “slept” As soon as I gave her the cash she told me to get naked and left the room. I was a bit nervous in case it wasn’t her who come back so waited on the bed. It was her that come back with a whip in hand. She asked me if I was ok and seemed attentive and said I needed to freshen up. After coming back from the bathroom In just my boxers she was laying on the bed so I joined her and started to slide my hand down her trousers she didn’t resist so we started kissing and fingering her and she was rubbing my cock. After a few minutes I wanted some proper action so told her to jump on my cock and make it slippery she spat on it a few times and processed to suck it like she had plenty of practice and knew what she was doing the suction was impeccable. I had to stop her a few times as it was definitely her aim to make me blow my load before we got to the main deed. She proceeded to hand me a condom and asked me how I’d like her. We done missionary and she played with her clit and rubbed her tits when I was on top. She asked if I wanted to cum on her tits and I was happy to oblige.

Final Thoughts

Overall it was a good meet and I left with my sack emptied

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Reviewed on

8/10

city centre closed to Chinatown • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

called last minute and booked via phone. Text received for postcode and off I went. Once outside, same as before called and answered first time. Text me full details apartment and off I went.

Venue

location is based at city centre closed to Chinatown. Plenty of parking. Discreet and apartment itself was clean and fit for purpose.

Looks

Girl in question is busty with nice arse. Short and curvy. Would say size 16. 36GG, very good for tit wank which you will read as follows. Dressed in sexy robe and lingerie with hair done up.

The Meet

the deed itself left me more than satisfied. Once cash was out the way she was quickly on her knees sucking me off in a way I know she can tell she know what she’s doing, nice and deep, sloppy with plenty of eye contact. Gagging sound was only turning me on more. Asked for her to assume the position of doggy and pounded her pussy from behind to point where she was creaming and could tell genuinely enjoying herself. Told her I was going to cum and she asked me not to waste inside of her and to cum on her tits which I happily obliged. Once cleaned up and a lovely chat and was off on my way.

Final Thoughts

Would I return - Most definitely when she’s around in Bham as she told me she tours. I would give her 8/10 all in all and would return

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Reviewed on

4/10

10m

apartment • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

we’re pretty good give her a call, and she answered pretty much immediately a meeting about an hour later

Venue

Go to the apartment, she opened the door, had arrange for her to wear a dress, no dress, worn, just a robe

Looks

I was expecting her to be a little curvy, but she is full on a very large young lady so launch, but you can’t do much. Her age does seem accurate

The Meet

handed the money over and from here on. She has just lost interest not that she had much interest to start with tried to insert a finger. Oh no, you’re been too rough smacked her bottom. No you can’t do that, even though it says on the like’s spanking Paid her for half an hour Left after about 10 minutes after she was showing the enthusiasm no interest and I can see this is going to go nowhere

Final Thoughts

so as I say Should be a negative leaving neutral because I blame myself

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Reviewed on

5/10

Met on

£100 30m

Croydon • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

This lady (Blondeandbritish) is mentioned by me in the “Naturally Busty “ thread when I wondered why no one had reviewed or even mentioned her which I thought was very odd since she has been on the website for over 3 years and is obviously very busy according to her boasts . Anyhow curiosity got the better of me and after a good while chasing a booking managed to secure an appointment.

Venue

The shithole that is Croydon but she moves around all over London. It was a high rise apartment about 7-8 mins walk from either East or West Croydon Stations. Apparently was kicked out of her last venue, Chelsea Cloisters, as too many men were spotted visiting !

Looks

Pictures are a bit misleading and definitely not as thin or as good as her pictures. Has a sort of barrel shape and obviously huge jugs which is what I was there for. She wore a short skirt with no nickers as it turned out and a bra which was clearly several sizes too small. I did actually think of walking as was a bit disappointed(sort of chavvy looking, maybe a bit harsh but you get my drift). Perhaps I was expecting too much after wanting a booking for a good while. There was another working girl in the apartment looking bored just lying on the couch in her underwear by the window obviously waiting for her next punter. Thinner ebony girl with a lot of Tats.

The Meet

She is a bit bossy and not exactly a GFE. She told me off a couple of times for squashing her when I was on top, im thin so never had this before. We had no connection I did try, I suppose it doesnt help with such an age difference. She clearly enjoys dominating men and if you read her profile seems to enjoy inflicting pain !. She states “Im not for the faint hearted” !! I got her naked and tried to give her a bit of a massage and play but dont think she was into it so let her do owo on me. She did ask me to suck her pussy but I dont give oral to working girls. She claims to be a oral specialist in her profile but her technique was too harsh and fast and had to hold her hands to stop her using them rather than her mouth. Im sensitive so too painful for me. Had covered sex in mish and doggy. She can take a pounding without complaint and was making a few appreciative noises but dont know if they were genuine, I suspect not. TBH I just wanted to come quickly but as I did she was removing me from her so I wasnt really allowed to enjoy the final bit of my climax. She does allow full access to her best features.

Final Thoughts

I wont be revisiting obviously but others might have a great time with her depends what your looking for I suppose. My impression of her is that she’s been doing this job a good while so she has got a bit blase about the money and maybe has got complacent knowing that she will always have a steady stream of punters rushing to her door. Might be wrong . YMMV. A neutral for me.

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