Age: 25-29
Gender: Female
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 8st 0lb
Meets With: Men
Eye Color: Hazel
Nationality: Polish
Orientation: Straight
Body Type: Slim
£100 30m
Partick area of Glasgow • Incall
Do not recommend
Called to make sure this was in fact a service provided and that she didn’t want an extra grand for it. Confirmed £100 for 30mins and that included CIM. Safe to say I (at this point) was delighted with my find and excited about the appointment I’d made for 1.5hrs later. Anyway, arrived at the location (Partick area of Glasgow) text to confirm my arrival and received door number etc. it’s top floor of a traditional tenement so keep that in mind if stairs are an issue.
it’s top floor of a traditional tenement so keep that in mind if stairs are an issue. Anyway, usual hiding behind the door in a pitch black hallway.
Very Average. Not unattractive. Bit of a plain Jane if anything. She is slender, quite tall, actually nice tits (I’d guess a C Cup), long straight hair and a bit of a hooter on her. Overall, I’m thinking decent enough looking bird, nice body and OWO with CIM for £100. What’s not to love.
Lacklustre blowjob, really uninspiring. More of an open mouth around your cock while she bobs her head up and down, no real suction or effort actually. “Can you touch my balls?” “Not just now, usually I do that later” Right, fuck this, “Can you get a condom?” “Yes” Secures condom to cock and on she gets. She fucks me on top without even once looking down, no eye contact at all, she just locks in on a point on the wall or headboard and rides away. Meanwhile, you are lying there looking up at this hooter I mentioned earlier. Get near the finish and to be fair to her, she does take cum in mouth, or most of it atleast anyway.
Just overall, an instantly forgettable experience that is completely impersonal and the bare minimum of effort on her part. I’m scoring this as a neutral. It wasn’t a bait n switch, she did provide the services advertised and she does have a nice body. But it definitely was NOT a ‘good’ punt
Do not recommend
Checked reviews and knew somewhat i was getting into
She is a size 10 and not a 6. Girl next door. Speaks good english. Is still a fit lass. Just the parlour type experience which isnt what you would expect
To summarise no dfk. Closed mouth kissing. Owo was okay but she was eager to get a condom on. Alot of dont do this and nos but payment etc had been made. Pronebone wasnt an option. Doggy was her way. If you take too long to ejaculate she wants to finish you off by hand which is her favourite. She was up for round 1 and 2. However it felt like a parlour experience. She wipes prior to owo. She is a little cold during the act but opens up between rounds. She clock watches.
Not sure what else to add.
Price and duration
1hr at 150
£150 10m
Edinburgh City Center • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
I made an appointment with Natalia / Paulina via the phone and set a time (9pm) which was all fine and easy. I confirmed an hour before and everything was okay, so I made my way to the apartment in Edinburgh, very nice area only 5 minutes’ walk from the Haymarket train station. On arrival I asked for the buzzer number and had to wait 10 minutes before I received a response, the response simply read "Won’t be long" so I thought fine, and started walking around the street instead of waiting right outside. At 9:20 I received another text saying "are you still there" at this point I felt uneasy as I do not like waiting too long, but I replied Yes, still waiting and I walked back to her apartment and stood across the street. at 9:40 I was told to come to the door which I did and then a Romanian man (a 5ft skinny man child) came over to me and asked if I am here to see Natalia / Paulina and I said no, I felt unsafe to say yes, I had no idea who this was. He then walked back to his car where I saw the girl Natalia / Paulina sitting in the passenger seat and at this point I should have left, the red flags were all there, but Paulina came out of the car and opened the door to the building and called me in so I followed.
the apartment was easy to find and nice enough.
Her body – There is no tits, like a flat chest. Her bum is non-existent. She is slim borderline anorexic; from her pictures she has lost a lot of weight. Her lips were dirty we did not kiss at all. Thank god for that. Her teeth were black. Her hair was undone. Makeup was poorly. Her English is okay, its not her first language, she is polish.
I am shocked at the poor level of service offered by Sexy_Polish_Natalia. I am surprised that there are no other reviews about her on the platform, perhaps she has another account or alias. Once I was inside the apartment, Natalia / Paulina started running around the flat, I thought perhaps she is getting changed into some lingerie as she has just come from outside and has jeans and large jacket on, anyway she was looking for a joint which she sparked in front of me and started smoking, she asked what I would like whilst I stood at the door, inside the flat and with some hesitation said well… sex. I asked who was that man and she replied “Alex” and that he is only the driver and takes care of her dog. Anyway, she finished her spiff and a quick glass of white wine and we went into the bedroom. Within 30 seconds she was naked and her body was cold as ice. She bent over to get a condom and I said its oral with out and she said “do you want me to call my boyfriend, outside you met him yea, oral without is extra baby”. The Sex – Well she bent over and I put it inside doggy style and she started to speak in polish which turned me right off, why she is talking in polish whist we are in doggy position. All she had to do was stay quiet but that was a little too much and I pulled out and said its fine I am going to go, she said of course “my boyfriend is outside” which again was useless to say, was she threatening me I thought. I quickly put on my clothes and left. Other – Whilst getting changed to leave she kicked the wall and made a huge hole in the wall and then took off the wall art cover it, which amazed me. I feel sorry for the landlord. She clearly has not respect for other people’s apartments.
I have been to a few escorts in my days in various cities and by god never have I had such a weird experience. I do not understand these people, there is no professionalism or courtesy, just pure greed and ignorance. The sex itself was horrific, I was turned off by meeting her "boyfriend / Pimp" outside which didn't help me. Furthermore, the smell of alcohol and marijuana from her was not attractive nor nice and an actual turn off for me. I left without finishing after only spending 10 minutes in the flat. An experience I will never forget she did give me that. I would not recommend Natalia / Paulina, she and her pimp (Alex) clearly both are unstable and have more than the one mental health issue.
Nine reviews and four are red, seems to be a pattern of shocking attitude and poor service.
Wtf did you stay for man? Black teeth yet you still went ahead with it. 🤪
> toss.a.smile on December 27, 2023, 02:26:19 pm:
> I am shocked at the poor level of service offered by Sexy_Polish_Natalia. I am
> surprised that there are no other reviews about her here, perhaps she
> has another account or alias.
There are nine previous reviews, four of which are negative
Met on
£80 30m
Stratford • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
via text, attempted to call but, she replied with a text.
Private house in Stratford not too far from the old mall (5-8min walk). The house was very nice and warm. The bed was prepared with a towel in the middle and the room itself was clean and well lit and had a single bed placed in the centre of it.
Petite, A cup breasts, long blond hair, cute face (average not stunning), small frame, small but shapely butt (not flat), shaved. Profile reads 24 years old however, I would say Natalia is more towards the 30s. Not old but, not 24 years either. Very polite and soft spoken. She does smoke as i could smell it on her (not so bad that it is off putting).
Was let in as soon as I got to the door. Was in communication with her so this must have helped. She was wearing just a bra and thong. The house was very nice and warm. She offered me a shower and a drink and led me to the room upstairs. I quite enjoyed the view as we were walking up the stairs 😊 Once we go to the room, she collected the fee and went away to stash it. I took the opportunity to get comfortable, the back of the door had hooks for hanging coats and clothes. The bed was prepared with a towel in the middle and the room itself was clean and well lit and had a single bed placed in the centre of it. When she returned we discussed what I was looking for and she took her bra and thong off (which i would have liked to do). She then put a helmet on and started to suck me off. This was well done imo, had me hard in a few stokes. She did keep at it for a good while but, I was mindful that I had only booked 30mins so asked for her to assume the doggy pose. After taking a minute to enjoy the view of her pink pussy and neat asshole I started with gentle strokes. I increased my pace and kept going until she sort of collapsed flat on the bed. I am pretty average so I get away with going in a little hard and she did not complain one bit. I did ask if it was ok and she said it was fine. I felt my end nearing so I asked to switch positions and she got on me to ride. Here is when things sort of started to go a little sideways for me. I would say CG is not a position that she is good at as it was very slow and she had her eyes shut so tight it sort of started to kill my hard on. I could also smell cigarette smoke on her at this point so I asked to switch positions once again and she sort of got in to missionary. I again noticed that she was keeping her eyes closed and looking away from me in a painful way so I asked to switch to doggy and went as hard and fast as I pleased until I came in the bag. Post action: we chatted for a few minutes I cleaned myself up with a wet wipe disposed of it and got dressed to leave. She then informs me that she is sharing the flat with a friend that looks exactly like her. I asked for her details but, Natalia said she will need to ask her friend first which she never got around to.
Value for money: I would say 3/5. This is because the girl was not as young as advertised and the positions that I could see her face sort of made me feel not very welcome so kind of off putting, but this could just be me. Return: Not likely as there are plenty more fish in the sea when it comes to punting in London. If Natalia moved to an area where the number of providers were limited or much older she would be very popular. In London she is a not worth the return cost or time in my opinion.
A quick search for Polish girls in E15 brings up this one, which could be a close match.
Thanks, Nicki does look better than Natalia in her pictures.
I dont get out and about much so hopefully next time I am in London will give her a try.
The Polish SP/Sergeis are gaining form for B&S in the East London area now 🤦
£60 15m
Stratford tube station • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Comms were via text and call, I agreed to meet for 15 mins at 60 quid.
Her apartment was ok, with her bedroom being nice and spacious.
As the pics shows, Natalia is slim, looks quite nice and I would say she is 23 as stated on profile. I did particuarly like her ass in that g string she was wearing. She was quite friendly and chatty.
In a 15 min session you get to either do a BJ with CIM or sex. I did go for the BJ but she didn't want to do OWO without my foreskin being pulled back. From experience, it is quite uncomfortable for me so I just opted for sex. The condom was oversized but no worries, it was just the one position which I opted for doggy. Was a quick fuck, nothing special but it did it for me and I liked grabbing onto that ass.
I would probably return again but maybe go for 1 hour, as that would be guarentee more than one pop. I don't know if half hour would be 2 pops but from most profiles I've seen, its usually still the 1 which I don't get. Another decent punt for me.
Nice review mate, how tall is she?
I'd say maybe 5"5. I didn't spot the reviews until now and can see that people reported she ain't polish, to me she did sound polish.
Thanks for your review
'it was just the one position'
is that down to her? or that you booked 15 mins or it just so happened?
👋
I'm guessing it could have been 2 positions had I lasted longer 😁
I'm confused- what is the connection between "natalia! and "teen amie"
Rayners Lane • Incall
Do not recommend
Called this SP and she answered the phone promptly, whilst arranging the meeting she pointed out without me even asking that she doesn’t kiss and asked me what race I am. Anyways we arranged a time to meet at her place in Rayners Lane, she text me her post code and I made my way to the location… When I got there, I called her and text her to notify her that I have arrived… no response… waited for a while, called a few more times and still no response… so I left. No follow up message or call to apologise for the inconvenience etc. or even make up a bs excuse.. ah well..
No follow up message or call to apologise for the inconvenience etc. or even make up a bs excuse.. ah well..
I had a booking here a few years back with a girl called Caroline. Similar story, Polish, No kissing, check on race - she makes you wait at the end of the street so she can see you before giving you instructions. It might be a different girl working there now, profile says its created in 2020 but I made enquiries for a booking and was given the same postcode. I didn't follow through with a booking the second time but she made it clear upfront that there is no kissing - quite unusual for the poles as they usualy love a good snog.
She's now in the City. Fk removed entirely from the list. A £50 p&d merchant is now £120/30 minutes. 🤷♂️
£100 1h
main road • Incall
I had been attracted to her profile for a while and my research revealed mixed reviews and suggestions of a bad attitude under a couple of different profiles. Yes, I know, not ideal Plan A material, but I was in the area, it was raining, and I had the requisite sum in my wallet. I also hadn’t found a review that actually said what she did. Text comms were prompt and she made it clear that, at the moment, she isn’t kissing in any way. I confirmed CIM, which is my primary interest, and followed the usual ‘text when you’re nearby’ directions.
The premises are on a main road with very little cover from prying eyes, she seems a little paranoid about her neighbours as there is a communal front door which she has to open before going to her flat. She was, therefore, initially dressed in normal day wear.
She is ‘girl next door’ rather than stunning looking, but quite sweet and would get a second glance in the street. Once she got indoors and stripped into the more usual WG attire I was pleased to see a wonderful, tight little body. This is definitely one for the lovers of size 6-8, small but firm tits and a pert arse.
She was out of the room for a little while, but she didn’t start the timer on her phone until she came back and was ready for action, so that was ok with me. She told me I could cum more than once in the hour, I assured her I couldn’t 😎 Down to business and this is, without doubt, is where some of her poor feedback may have come from. She doesn’t really like her tits sucked, allows reverse oral but isn’t particularly responsive and as I said, a COVID lack of any kissing. But I knew all this and was prepared ahead of time. As far as her personality is concerned she was chatty, and seemed very sweet. I certainly wouldn’t say she had a bad attitude though, lacklustre service, yes, possibly but not attitude. So the majority of the time was her giving a perfectly acceptable BJ, deep enough, hands free enough, plenty of tongue action etc. Not really DT but did a bit of gagging. My biggest concern with CIM as a service is that the girl misses it, either deliberately or on purpose, during a break for air or some hand action. She was kneeling by my side and occasionally lifted to wank me or for a break, the classic position for missing the final act. But it was a good job so I let her carry on. This is where the positive rating comes in, pardon the pun, as she sensed I was getting close she clamped her mouth more firmly around my cock and let me thrust to completion. Full load fully taken and lingered long enough for the after shocks. She even did a smiling ‘trying to talk with a mouthful of cum’ act before slipping out to the bathroom. We chatted for a bit afterwards and I left quite happy.
So, in summary, for £100 I got an hour with a very cute girl with a good body who did what she said she would. It wasn’t my finest ever punt, but I’ve had worse. I probably wouldn’t go back and I know that, for some, that’s the gauge for a positive but for me it’s about what you knew going in and what you got before coming out. And that’s why this is, just, a positive.
Nice review but not for the likes of me who like to suck and suck on titties
OP, how tall would you say she is?
£50 15m
Arno’s Grove • Incall
Do not recommend
Some people do TS, some people get their balls kicked. Maybe my perversion is to revisit someone I’ve had a bad experience with! I’ve given her a neg before, and flagged the fact that she did a stint at HOD. On the day in question, I had had a bad punt (left with balls full) I tried to visit Eva again, but she left me standing outside with no clear indication of when I’d get access. So I headed to Arno’s Grove and got back on the Picadilly line. I still wanted to unload before going home. So I got off the tube in her area, and in a perverse mood I thought I would try. Worst that could happen is she recognises me. In the event she didn’t.
She’s nice looking with a tight little body.
She’s nice looking with a tight little body. DFK was declined, as expected. She got me hard with owo – nothing special with her technique. I got to 69 her a bit and she has a nice pussy. I fucked her in doggy and mish and she felt quite tight.
Conclusion: Same stroppy personality as before; which is a shame as I’d return if she made the effort to be nice. Worth doing as a one-time P&D. £30 would have been a more VFM price.
Only does anal on second meet for £50 😂
Why don’t these wgs just say , they don’t do anal 🤦
To dangle a carrot of hope for punters gullible to believe it is why.
Exactly. 😁
Potentially another charlatan.
Your being polite, 😂 linked into this review are 5 reviews all assuming they are of this same WG for sure, 3 negatives, I neutral and just 1 positive, that tells me she is a low life best worth avoiding.
I liked the look of this WGs pics but my interest disappeared after I read the reviews.
After your experience, pigs are more likely to fly 😉
£70 30m
near Petticoat lane market and the Bell pub • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
Standing in the room with the girl, i asked her about Dfk and she said "yes i do but i don't like it too deep". I should have realized that this was code for "no i don't do dfk". I should have walked but as this was my last chance to punt for several days, i chose to believe, and handed over £70 for 30 minutes.
She could be the one in the pictures. She's the pretty side of plain with a bit of a hook nose.
After I handed over the cash, I set a timer on my phone and she began to argue that i was voice recording her. I showed her the timer, and she said " you should have started that before you got in the shower" and words to the effect that the clock's already running. She said she has let guys overstay if she likes them, but it's obvious that I'm not going to be the lucky one. So the mood is getting more sour as she talks. Then I asked her to lie down so we can start the action. She says "I don't lie down". I sat up and tried to kiss her, but she declined saying I had bad breath. By this stage I was feeling awful and didn't want to continue. We're about 10 mins since I entered the flat. I made a futile attempt to get a refund then dressed and left.
I made mistakes in the first few minutes of this punt, but be warned she is a hard-faced clock watching cunt and a high risk. Only go if you can maintain a boner whilst annoyed. That is not one of my skills.
Terrible.. sorry OP let’s hope it gets around that’s she’s a shit SP and needs find a new profession
A WG who says that she doesn't lie down? 🙄
Can't see her lasting long at this game somehow.
Must confess, I did find the timer thing a little weird on your part OP, although I guess this is because you've been ripped off in the past, over your time.
She certainly has a bad attitude though, and one to be avoided.
I like to quantify what I pay for versus what I get. I admit it should have been more discrete, and usually i am more discrete.
Thanks for the review and bad luck OP. She does sound a bit stroppy on her profile TBH. 🤷
Yep. That was another red flag I overlooked.
She also made an unfortunate spelling error in the word 'count'. 😂 😂
West Acton • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Comms OK. Appointment made 30 mins before. Found place OK with satnav.
Terraced house adjacent to another front door. Difficult to imagine that they don't know what is going on next door.
She is not the girl on the website. She reminded me a bit of a cartoon face of someone from The Borrowers. However she was young (phnarr phnarr!), aged about 25, about 5'2", and I followed her tight bejeaned backside upstairs.
She is not the girl on the website. She reminded me a bit of a cartoon face of someone from The Borrowers. However she was young (phnarr phnarr!), aged about 25, about 5'2", and I followed her tight bejeaned backside upstairs. Did paperwork and was offered shower - just had a wash - and went back into room. I started with me massaging her. Difficult to see if had much response but was happy enough to let me play with her fanny for about 5 minutes - but no finger inside she told me. Then turned over and asked if I'd like to do summat else. At this point my dick went on strike, so there was about another 5 minutes wasted to see if I could get it up by her wanking me. Eventually I suggested a 69 as that usually works and sure enough after giving her a thorough licking on her nice little fanny I got hard. Her pussy was nice and her clit got quite large. So eventually she got a rubber on me and sucked me while I licked away. I was getting to the point of no return so I asked to get on top and fucked away in mish for another five minutes. She was quite wet and didn't require any lube. When I was fucking her I was a bit vocal, telling her that I liked fucking her etc, but she told me she didn't like me doing this. She closed her eyes throughout the fuck. Eventually I got greedy and asked to do it in doggy with the result that my erection subsided. I told her I couldn't come, but she was happy to wank me for some time until I came copiously into a proffered wet wipe. So for me this was success (I'm out of practice and this was my first fuck for 18 months). Others might find her a bit tame but maybe they would have more success in getting her aroused. She was a bit passive and wanted me to suggest all the moves. However she was clean and did everything I asked of her.
Would I go again - probably not but that's because there's a lot of competition.
This looks like a straight red, but it's your call. Thanks for the review. 👋
You should have seen my review....
On a side note
Is Jade still around?