BritishMissParker

Hemel Hempstead Industrial Estate - HP2 (see outcall areas in Details)
5 reviews
7.410

Age: 40-44

Gender: Female

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 9st 8lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Brown

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Type: Average

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Reviews

5 TOTAL REVIEWS
7.4/10
AVERAGE RATING
3/10

Met on

£250 50m

Pig & Tail courtyard • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I tried calling Carmella to begin with however the line went to voicemail when I tried. Shortly after I received a text stating she was available. She then outlined her availability and I replied (via text) a future booking would be more suitable due to working commitments. When we were arranging an advance booking she then replied she could see me later on in the evening on the same day. At this point I was 50/50 although as Carmella had been on my HL for a while I agreed to the same-day booking. Shortly after she promptly sent me her post code and just to advise her when outside.

Venue

The flat in general was okay modern/tidy. When I entered the bathroom the state of the toilet was disgusting: it had urine stains on it, pubic hair scattered all over and looked like it hadn't been cleaned for a while.

Looks

When she opened the door she used the old 'behind the door trick' once I got a full view of her I wasn't impressed. In the flat she was using red/blue neon lighting which is an old parlour trick used by WG's to cover up the wrinkles/age on their skin. -On her profile she advertises she's 33 I would say she's in her late 30's - early 40's. -Facially quite average perhaps a 4 or 5 out of 10 and uses a lot of makeup. -Body wise she is 5'5/5'6, dress size 10 and has a slight tummy. -Also not a natural blonde she is originally dark haired (can be seen in her roots). The bit in her profile about her being an English Rose is false; she's definitely 100% British born & bred although from the texture of her hair/light caramel skin tone you can blatantly tell she has a slight Black mix in her. This didn't really bother me nevertheless it's false advertising on her part. -Hair was tied up and not done/looked very messy. -Only plus point was she was wearing what I had requested which was a full body stocking and heels. -I believe she is using old pictures on her profile and a slight bit of Photoshop.

The Meet

Once I had arrived at the post code Carmella had provided earlier it was a well-known residential area, with decent flats situated all around. Nearby there is a pub called the Pig & Tail which is located in a popular courtyard. Upon arriving I phoned Carmella and explained I was outside the Pig & Tail, she then stated she would text me the details of how to find her flat. At this point I did wonder why she couldn't of just stayed on the phone and given me directions. Her texts were unclear as they didn't specify where I needed to go specifically yet, I still tried to find her place as best as I could. After 10 minutes of wandering around trying to locate her I phoned her and explained I'm struggling to find where she's located. She said frustratingly "how is it so hard?" then went on to give me directions and within the next 5 minutes or so I was outside her apartment block, ready to be buzzed in. Again I did think why couldn't she have done this from the start? Was it simply a time wasting tactic?

Final Thoughts

Apologies for such a long review but I thought it was important for anyone considering this WG that she is not worth £200 an hour, and her extra service of 'A' (for £50) is bogus. I have seen many EE girls for half the price who have given a much better service - now that's saying something. A shame really as her USP is being British which I do favour from time-to-time. Overall not who she says she is/displays in her profile, blatant clock-watcher/loads of time wasting tactics and you will not get a GFE/services on her profile: more of a dictation and how the punt should go in Carmella's mind. A shame really as she had many good reviews in the past and was on my HL for a while. Nowadays I believe she's just in it for the money and her heart is elsewhere. In hindsight I mostly paid for a prolonged blowjob. Of course I wouldn't go back nor recommend and I'd say she should: advertise correctly and cut her rates in half if she still wishes to be a WG - for what she offers us punters!

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14 comments
8/10

Jewellery Quarter • Incall

Recommend

Communications

This was my first punt, as you'd expect pretty nervous but I'd seen some positive reviews here and she was available.

Venue

Apartment in the Jewellery Quarter is quite nice, the intercom at the gate wasn't working and so she needed to meet me to let me in first.

Looks

Carmella is pretty, I would say mid 30s. She has a little tummy but that isn't a turn off. She was fully dressed obviously as she had come to meet me and I wasn't disappointed when she undressed. She was wearing some black stockings and let me choose what she wore also, a definite turn on!

The Meet

She did very well to relax me and make the experience fairly more natural. Once we got in to things then I soon forgot my nerves!

Final Thoughts

I would recommend seeing Carmella, I might not be back personally since I have a few other girls in the area which look worthwhile seeing.

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4 comments
6/10

£200 40m

just off broad street • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Communications

So this was my third punt and wanted a 3sum it looked so amazing in the pornos that I wanted to live out this fantasy and what better then with two English babes. So I phoned both Carmella and abbie but both of their phones went straight to voicemail this constantly happens with these two I then texted and a few hours later received a response from abbie and we arranged a booking for the next day for 1 hour. I was given the address the following day a few hours before my punt and they are located just off broad street.

Venue

they are located just off broad street.

Looks

Carmella has the most amazing ass
Abbie does not really look like the pictures or maybe because she was unwell that's why

The Meet

when I got their 10 minutes early their phones went straight to voicemail until it reached my appointed time so this was a tactical move on their part when I got into their room I was expected to pay £150 as that what it said on their profile but instead was charged £200

Final Thoughts

the punt was OK but because abbie was unwell and lost her voice it never turned out the way I dreamed it would go the night before . would I go again possibly but they keep on increasing their prices if they were lowered then definitely.

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7 comments
10/10

granville street • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Saw carmella this evening, should have seen her yesterday as my first punt of the year but she's lucky number three. Comms where excellent after a little hiccup in her losing her phone soon rescheduled for today 10/10 only for the fact that she contacted me and apologised when she could have brushed it off as a misshap.

Venue

granville street usual place for touring girls nice tidy flat with en-suite.

Looks

has the body of elisabeth berkley from show girls plus an uncanny resemblence to a hot river song(dr who).

The Meet

Once the paperwork was out of the way i was offered a shower i declined as i had one earlier offered a drink asked for water. She was dressed as i asked knee high socks start off french kissing then unto the bed for a bit of owo those who have been with carmella will understand its a 5* but with out a jacket. Then cowgirl she was well into it think she enjoyed it much as me then she changed reverse cow girl. She has the most loveliest heart shaped arse finally get her into doggy position pounding away honestly just wanted to slap her arse senseless, Finally popped. Offered a back massage which i dont mind as my back needed it. Talked for a bit then tried for round two started on a bj again but my little freind wasnt having any of it. Showered, clothes back on got a leaving hug and kiss.

Final Thoughts

Would i recomend: hell yes Would i go back: hell yes

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2 comments
10/10

£140 1h

Birmingham city centre • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I have had Carmella at the top of my website hotlist for some time so I was delighted to finally meet her on her most recent tour of Birmingham. Great comm's throughout with Carmella as I met her at a lovely hotel in Birmingham city centre which was really easy to find.

Venue

a lovely hotel in Birmingham city centre which was really easy to find.

Looks

Carmella is every bit as gorgeous in the flesh as she appear's in her picture's , a very pretty face with a lovely naughty smile , sexy dark brown eye's with her sexy curly blonde hair. She has a nice light all over tan and a terrific figure , nice pert boob's with very responsive nipple's , a fit trim waist leading down to her gorgeous bum and hot leg's. Her profile mention's she has hip's and a waist that are made to be taken from behind....I can now vouch for this as fact!!

The Meet

Carmella met me at the door looking stunning wearing a black lingerie set with black holdup's and heel's. After having a bit of a chat getting to know each other's like's and such it was onto the action as we began snogging as I got a firm grip on Carmella's beautiful bum. Carmella didn't waste any time going after my cock , wanking me off and then giving me some electric OWO with just the right amount of pressure applied combining this with lot's of licking , spitting on my cock and sucking my ball's with constant eye contact. Had a play with her lovely pert boob's using my hand's , mouth and tongue and soon discovered that she has got very responsive nipple's. Time for me to indulge myself and give Carmella some oral as she had asked me 'you love giving oral don't you?' Carmella sat on my face as I tasted her delicious pussy as I worked away on her clit whilst reaching up for her nipple's with my hand's. Carmella soon became nice and wet and slowly matched my tongue's rhythm as she began to grind her pussy against me as she reached the point of clitoral orgasm and came for me , absolutely delicious. After she had recovered herself , Carmella gave me some more OWO as I knelt in front of her on the bed as I reached back to finger her now nicely wet pussy from behind. On with the condom as we began with Carmella on all four's on the bed presenting me with the fantastic sight of her delicious arse ready for doggy as I stood behind her. I entered her and gripped her firmly by the neck , occasionally fondling her tit's and rubbing her clit ( when Carmella wasn't doing that for herself!! ) We continued in doggy for some time and became pretty rampant , I alway's seem to have better control in doggy if I am standing rather than kneeling behind. Changed position's and went for some folded deck chair with Carmella's leg's over my shoulder's and more snogging as she continued to play with her clit. I pulled out at this point as I could feel how wet she had become I just had to taste her some more so I reintroduced my tongue to her now extremely swollen clit. Carmella now positioned herself nicely on the bed in front of the room's large mirror to allow us to watch each other as we fucked in spoon's. I gripped Carmella lightly by the throat with one hand and spread her leg's with my other hand as she continued to tease her clit. I asked Carmella to feed me her soaked finger's and she obliged me again , her pussy taste's so good I could have spent the entire hour eating her out!! Carmella asked me if she could go on top and who am I to deny a lady from her desire's!! Carmella climbed on top and began grinding away on me nice and tightly , building up the pace and ferocity before really pounding me as I held on to her sweet ass and gave it a good smack. Off came the condom and Carmella sank down on the bed with me once more kneeling in front of her as she gave me more of her excellent OWO ( she has got terrific technique and is extremely skilled ) I took over wanking myself furiously as Carmella played with my ball's before I eventually came hard in her mouth and all over her chin. Carmella looked up at me with those pretty brown eye's as she had a mouthful of my spunk and gave me a very wicked smile before she departed for the bathroom. We both got cleaned up and had a bit more of a chat before I had a quick shower and said my goodbye's , bouncing my way out of the hotel.

Final Thoughts

I was really delighted with this meet , Carmella is a stunning looking lady with a fantastic sexy body and her attitude is excellent. I had a terrific time with her and will definitely be meeting her again. Highly recommended. 👍 👍 👍 Happy punting , JuanKerr. 👋

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