Age: 40-44
Gender: Female
Height: 5'3"
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Blue
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
Breast Enhancement: Natural
Body Type: Slim
Smoking: No
Has Tattoos: No
Has Piercings: No
£30 15m
Alvechurch nice quiet road • Incall
All through text nice and easy. Agreed 15mins £30
Alvechurch nice quiet road and it was all clean.
She's not pretty but all I wanted was a bit of touching and a handjob. Reason for neutral is she's very much past her best looks wise but it was a good release
Up to the bedroom where she stripped off and lay on the bed, I knelt over and had a very nice handjob while touching her, shot my load all over her cleaned up and left.
Reason for neutral is she's very much past her best looks wise but it was a good release
Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Rang and arranged to visit Kylie - she sent text with good directions and address. Agreed on 1 hour at £50.
middle aged woman (nothing like her pics although think it was the same person) wearing a bath towel having seemingly just come out of the shower
Arrived and as I was parking the car she said she was available (I was 5 mins early) so went in. Was met by a middle aged woman (nothing like her pics although think it was the same person) wearing a bath towel having seemingly just come out of the shower (I had passed a man on my way in who could have been a previous punter). She immediately said she had another booking in half an hour so I could no longer have an hour. I asked how much she wanted to charge and she said it would be the same. I politely declined and walked.
A very strange individual.
Sounds like a complete nutjob! You have definitely dodged a bullet with this one.
Why have a low price for an hour the same as half an hour? I bet she pulls that trick all the time.
Fucking loony by the sounds of it 🤪
Bullet dodged and reading previous reviews she’s getting worse and probly pissed that you walked because she doesn’t get much interest.
My advice, in future do a check on here before you put. If you did you would of seen she’s one to avoid.
£55
Kidderminster • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
Comms were good, confirmed in the morning and got the postcode.
Arrived at the place and texted, got house number. Fairly new place but I think she's moving soon.
We go upstairs into the bedroom, quite clean tbf but huge telly is on the shopping channel at end of room on the floor.
Ok, so she's not the best looking girl on the website but does have quite a lot of pos FB and I wasn't able to travel a long way from Kidderminster.
Opened the door, not bad looking facially, hair in pigtails as per photos.
No one can help how they look, she's certainly not the worst I've ever seen but her attitude stinks.
From then on it was like she had read a book "How not to be an escort"
Opened the door, not bad looking facially, hair in pigtails as per photos.
Before I had a chance to say anything 'Take your shoes off" I always do. "Can I have the money please" I always pay in the first 30 seconds. Gave her 50 as per website. "It's 55" Ok, whatever, I gave her another fiver.
We go upstairs into the bedroom, quite clean tbf but huge telly is on the shopping channel at end of room on the floor.
She stripped off naked immediately and lies on the bed.
I do the same and get next to her. Started a bit of cuddling, attempt to kiss but quite obvious she's having none of it. Stroke her tits and body for a while straying down to her nether regions but legs are tightly together. I suggested that I massage her. "Oh yes I love that" she says. Turns onto her front and I start massaging. After a 5-10 minutes, paying good attention to her bum, there's no response so I checked that she wasn't asleep. I thought, this is going nowhere and was tempted to just get dressed and fuck off, but I thought bollocks I'm gonna cum if I have to do it myself!
Suggested she turns over, I massaged her front, same zero response, except that she tells me that she saw 10 blokes yesterday and it was hard work and that she'd seen 6 today and I was the last! Yeah great, just what I wanted to know but thanks for the tip I won't be going anywhere near your fanny!
Eventually she gives me a blow job, not a bad technique but little Sam was as pissed off as I was.
So I lay there stroking her tits while she gives me some hand work, which did the trick. She puts the hat on and I get her on her back and gave her a good seeing to in mish. She did make a few noises then!
So, one to avoid gents.
No one can help how they look, she's certainly not the worst I've ever seen but her attitude stinks.
Christ I was at work when I looked at her profile from this page and people must have wondered why I was shaking my head and tutting to myself.would not have gone anywhere near that I'd have walked and have a wank and save me some cash instead
Cheers mate!
She wasn't my all time fave punt, but I suppose I let Little Sam do the driving!
🤮 we have all had a nightmare punt and we have all punted when we were desperate this is what normal happens I feel for you Sam better look with the next one. 👍
I agree totally with you.
Im not the most handsome of guys in the world, but if I am to pay for a girls services - she has to be something special. 💃
I have to admit she does scare me 🤮
sorry 👋
> sam55 on November 22, 2016, 10:13:20 am:
> tells me that she saw 10 blokes yesterday and it was hard work and that she'd
> seen 6 today and I was the last! Yeah great, just what I wanted to know but
> thanks for the tip I won't be going anywhere near your fanny!
No doubt, we are all seasoned enough to know we probably aren't the first punt of the day...but we don't want to be reminded of that! 🤦
> Robbiebucks on November 24, 2016, 03:38:24 pm:
> No doubt, we are all seasoned enough to know we probably aren't the first punt
> of the day...but we don't want to be reminded of that!🤦
I try not to think about how many other cocks the girl I'm with has had that day but you wouldn't want to be told your the last dick of the day. 😱
£50 1h
Stourbridge Road Kidderminster • Incall • Parking available
Do not recommend
This was good. She does her own phone. Gives clear instructions.
Clean and tidy apartment on Stourbridge Road Kidderminster. Easy parking.
Kylie is a 38yr old English girl. Average to below average looking. Slightly overweight. Very chatty and friendly. Fair size boobs but saggy.
Met me at the door wearing sexy nighty. We went upstairs and got the finances out of the way. She then began kissing me. Plenty of tongues and quite passionate. I removed her clothes and played with her floppy tits. Nice if you like that sort of thing. I laid her on the bed and licked her pussy. She liked this and she came quite spectacularly. I tried to have more kissing but she refused on the grounds that she doesn't like the taste of her own pussy. I removed my clothes and lay on the bed. She gave me a nice massage. She then played with my cock. This is where she excels. Kylie has a wonderful touch. I could have stood my cock played with all day. Next she put on a rubber and gave me cowgirl. Not the best I have ever had but ok. Not very tight. Back to the hand job to finish.
Not the best experience. I missed the blow job. Her service was more of a massage plus, rather than the usual escort experience I am used to. I will not return but it was not a disaster. Good value for money and good with time.
Looks like you may have scared her off Prince 😢
£50 1h
Kidderminster • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
spoke on phone to arrange meet then texts after all OK
a modern house door opened on arrival went upstairs to bedroom
a rather fat body with lots of stretch marks this didn't bode well she was 38 once but I think that was probably closer to the last century and hygene that's not good.
I drove to the post code then given full address by text precaution drove past parked up round corner and walked to a modern house door opened on arrival met by woman in profile photos in a robe went upstairs to bedroom paperwork dealt with invited to undress she then removed the robe to reveal a rather fat body with lots of stretch marks this didn't bode well I lay on the bed face down for a half hearted massage she then fully undressed and I have to say the hygene left a bit to be desired a sort of stale smell not nice I turned over and she gave me owo not very much effort . I managed to eventually get hard I then asked for an overcoat and before I went soft went missionary not a very tight pussy with hair decided to get it over as fast as I could if I hadn't had full sack it would never have happened I popped went to the bathroom and got out as quickly as possible.
All I can say is my worst ever punt the website feedback is totally at odds with my experience I know it was few weeks ago but it gets no better with time the profile photos are generous in her favour she was 38 once but I think that was probably closer to the last century and hygene that's not good.I have had some disappointing punts over the years but this was the worst just glad to get in the car and getaway .still at a loss to understand all the positive feedback on website maybe I caught her on a bad day or I expected to much for £50 I shall try to be more selective in future now I'm going to forget this if I can , and hope it saves other members the same experience. 🤮
It was an aberration I shall be a lot more careful in future bet I'm not the only one to drop a bollock 🤪
What do you expect with a profile like that? You was asking for trouble i woud not have gone to se her even if it wzs a free punt or she paid me lol unless you turned on by such looking women then its a diff matter
Sorry you had a shit time were these photos up when you booked she is in her 60's. And a prossie that doesn't suck cock what is that about, sure at her age a gum job may have been redeeming atleast you could look at the roof !
£40 for 15 mins and £50 for half an hour and one hour. Odd pricing to say the least.
She keeps changing her name. Wish I could remember her other ones.
She also text me out the blue once offering her services after saving my number from a previous enquiry.
On her profile she states she’s a size 12 and describes her body type as slim.. was this the case?? Because her pictures seem to tell a different story..
Having said that… at them rates, I’d give her one regardless!
Edit:
She doesn’t give oral.
She won’t kiss after you’ve been down on her.
Odd.