MatureBarnet

High Barnet - EN5

5 reviews

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Age: 50-54

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Blonde

Nationality: Ukrainian

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 36"

Bra Cup Size: C

Breast Enhancement: Enhanced

Body Type: Slim

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: East Barnet

Reviews

5 TOTAL REVIEWS

4.6/10

AVERAGE RATING

Pondy

Reviewed on 14 Apr 2021

5/10

Met on 28 Feb 2021

block name • Incall

Communications

Been interested in this woman for a long long while, meet took place late february 2021, seems her green light is on all the time at the moment, rang her in the morning, answered straightaway, said I wanted to see her later on at 7.00pm that evening, no problem, text me straightaway with a postcode and block name, rang her when I got there and she gave me the flat number and in I went

Venue

very clean inside and neat and tidy

Looks

as others have said, she has had lots and lots of work done over the years

The Meet

as others have said, she has had lots and lots of work done over the years, very clean inside and neat and tidy, went into the bedroom where the action was to take place, gave her the money which she went off to stash, asked me if i wanted a shower, no just had one, told me to strip off and lay face down on the massage table which I did. two minutes later she comes in, puts music on and starts with a back massage, this went on for 20 minutes, its my fault in lots of ways for not being more direct with what I wanted at the outset, at one stage the song time to say goodbye by andrea bocelli and sarah brightman came on, this done nothing for my mood! around this time she started to reach underneath to massage my cock, at last! She then told me to get up and come over to the bed, had a couple of kisses, however didnt seem keen, got a condom on and jumped on top until the deed was done. she was very attentive and got rid of the condom and offered me a shower which I took, she had one as well as I was putting my clothes on, said goodbye and left.

Final Thoughts

I'm really undecided on this one, I do wish I had been more direct and told her what I wanted, more DFK and foreplay and less massage(It went on for far too long), afterwards I done a bit of googling on the address and found out a bit more about her, turns out she is 69!

davidgood • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Laima has been around for a long time but I am surprised she is 69. How did you establish that?

Anyway thanks for your review. I had a few meets with her back in the 2000s but then moved on to SPs who provided more of the services I want.

I see she still has her massage table. Being old school, massage and HR is what she probably perfers to do and you should have made it clear what you wanted from the start.

When I used to see her, I had her on the massage table for some licking and fingering first before we moved over to the bed for the main event.

Regards,

davidgood

Brad2020 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I tried to see her yesterday and by god, I believe she is 69. Honestly she didn't look anything llike what I thought she would from her pictures. Much larger than her pictures show, as she looks pretty slim in the ones on her profile. Personally I found her plastic surgery (botched, I'd imagine) to be pretty scary and I just couldn't see myself getting off on anything while I was there. I've punted with some questionable looking women over the last year but even by these standards it was too much and I walked.

smiths • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I assume you didn't bother reading her other reviews on here as me and some others described her as bride of wilderstein and there is a face pic on the review of the punter Honolulu as well. You are able to do a review if you so wish on this WG as she took your booking and you walked as she wasn't up to your standard. I would put her at 60 ish now myself but who knows.

Her body can also be seen a bit in the face pic which was also reposted on my review thread which was an accurate pic when I met her, she was a size 12 then last year with a bit of a weird stomach on her but not fat. IMO her present free pics are of her but in the past not now. She wasn't a size 10 as she states and certainly wasn't 47.

Brad2020 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I did see some other reviews, I do recall that bride of wilderstein comment but IIRC I forgot to come back to the tabs and have a look at that. Like I say, I've punted with some fairly questionable women just because I went all the way there, and I thought 'fuck it I'm sure I could get a blowie and CIM from her, it's 'only' £60. But was just a bit freaked out tbh.

I'm not going to do a review, personally I don't really see the point as it was technically nothing to do with her, it was just me not feeling it.

smiths • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Well as I say the info about her looks is on here, I made it as clear as I could, she is one ugly WG. I can understand you being a bit freaked out, I was prepared for her looks so wasn't though. It was her lacklustre service that I gave a Neutral rating for. Whether you do a review or not is of course up to you.

londonboy044 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I visited recently , looks are terrible despite the warnings on this forum I went for the novelty and am haunted by the experience , the service was ok but closed my eyes and imagined I was elsewhere I did not ejaculate and hate myself as a result for going through with it , why didn’t I just walk .

smiths • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

😂 One of if not the ugliest WG I have ever punted with in over 35 years punting that I can recall. Good location for me with plenty of free parking but a never again in this lifetime due to her service not her looks, if her service had been good I would of seen her again maybe.

londonboy044 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I’m still haunted by the experience , never again .

smiths

Reviewed on 10 Jun 2020

5/10

Met on 01 Feb 2023

£90 1h

Based not far from the Everyman Cinema • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Spoke to her on the phone and agreed kissing, OWO and fingering on her for £90 for the hour, I made clear I wasn't interested in a massage.

Venue

Nice flat on the ground floor of a block. Loads of towels and toiletries on offer.

Looks

Laima is EE but she wouldn't say from where and I didn't press her, is mid-50s if not a bit older could even be 60, and a size 12 with big false tits. Her free pics may be of her but in the past not when I saw her in Feb this year. Liposuction if that's how its spelt was mentioned by someone else on here for her stomach area, yes could be, it isn't that bad in my view and she wasnt particularly fat but you can see something has occurred. Speaks ok English. Overall her body for her age was ok, not bad legs and arse I thought. I watched her get off the bed and walk away from me naked and from behind I thought she looks alright. Facially there is a face pic in a review by the punter Honolulu on here and that's her, she does look like the Bride Of Widerstein, I assume its also the result of plastic surgery gone wrong, she sure is no looker. I was pleasantly surprised to find I didn't have any problem getting my cock hard which had been my main concern pre-punt.

The Meet

Services offered were FK/OWO/Fingering on her. Her kissing was ok, she offered a bit of tongue but only after I mentioned it. Her OWO was good, and she allowed unrestricted fingering of her pussy and limited non deep fingering of her arse. She was quite passive throughout but no problems, again as another punter posted she did make some strange noises on occasion as though she was in pain, I asked if she was ok and she said yes, so no idea what that was about. Overall ok but not good enough for a positive review off me so a Neutral is what I am giving as she did offer what was agreed. Not a WG I would see again. There was a massage table right next to her bed but cant comment on that service though she seemed surprised I wanted to lay on her bed and not the table even though I had said in comms I wasn't interested in a massage. She then put a towel down on her bed, fair enough. 1 thing I noticed was she was extremely clean bodily herself and her flat, a place for everything and everything in its place was clear to me. Loads of towels and toiletries on offer.

Final Thoughts

Overall ok but not good enough for a positive review off me so a Neutral is what I am giving as she did offer what was agreed. Not a WG I would see again. I popped twice in the hour.

smiths • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks, 👍 that's definitely her as she was in Feb in the first 2 pics.

sparkus • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

That's it, I'm giving up punting.

pepsicolaboy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

😂 😂 😂

I havent followed the thread properly but I saw some mature Russian woman, rimming specialist and she was 50+ at the time and possibly nearing 10 years back, location seems near.

I am sure some middle age Jewish guy ran the flat or at least opened door and greeted me before I saw her. She worked in a flat with other younger SP but she had regulars and he was in awe of her/ probably a Punter allowing the flat to be used 🤷

The area fits the bill, and she was ginger/dark brown haired at the time. I purely went for the rimming but she seemed up for anything.

She was no oil painting and I was less picky back then, but WTF that photo 🤮 🤮 🤮

So is this SP still going, must be 60+ now.

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davidgood • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I do not think you saw Laima PCB.

She appears to live and work in her flat alone. Only time I ever saw her there with another was when she was healing from some surgery and she had a young friend working there as a replacement. The door has never been opened to me by a guy.

She operates from quite a smart flat, or it was when she first went there. She has been there a long time so she either owns it or has a landlord who has a soft spot for her.

I have had a look at her Twitter and agree it does not quite look right. Could be a young chap is doing it for her as a favour.

Regards,

davidgood

winkywanky • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Bloody hell, just had one of those weird, flashback, déja vu things...

around 10-15yrs ago, residential ground floor (I think) flat, Mill Hill, just off Apex Corner (A1) various masseuses working on various days. Russian girl, Laima, retired some time ago (got married?)

Always had some curious background music playing, kinda wafty but then got a bit Rocky near the end (I enjoyed it so much I asked her who it was by). I must have seen her about four times in total.

Good massage, crazily good blowjob, rimming (she did then, for me anyway) and then she would CIM, and I think swallowed. I think I may even have fucked her one time?

I'm 99% sure it was this girl, the more I think about it the more I think it's her.

Anyone else?

Baxter63 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

A bit of a star, some years earlier. Around Kensington/South Kensington. Agency if I remember. Said she was Russian, in those days. Well reviewed on the two most prominent boards at the time. No plastics at that time, so she was a good looking young woman. Must have been dial up internet days.

smiths • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

When she was a young woman there was no internet. 😂

airrift2010 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

You’re right, it was the same place where Remi worked. She then moved to another flat up the road run by the same people, which is where I saw her. Great massage, rimming, cim and swallow. I only saw her the once as she reportedly started barebacking her regulars. I think she was going by the name of Monika at the time.

winkywanky • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Think I'm right in saying a couple of (youngish, actually) Jewish guys ran those places, and they got sent down for running a brothel(s)?

All coming back to me now.

davidgood • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I saw her a few times several years ago when she had not long moved into her, then, brand new flat in Barnet and re-branded as Laima.

She definitely had worked previously in the Mill Hill/ Edgware area and Kensington but under the name of Dasha I believe.

Once when I rang to arrange a meeting she said she was unavailable but I could see her friend. I expected this to be another mature but it turned out to be a nice young EE girl. Laima was out of action as she was recovering from plastic surgery. I hoped to see the young girl again but the next time Laima was back in action. Probably the last session I had with her as she would not do anal.

Since then one of her young regulars wanted to see her in action with another guy and said he would pay. I voluntered and after a lot of twoing and froing a date and time was set but he bottled out.

Good to see she is still working.

Regards,

davidgood

Steve2 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I remember Dasha from the flat at Mill Hill many years ago run by Jenny's gay brother. She was pure filth then 👍

pepsicolaboy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I am sure the older Russian women I saw in that area (well known for rimming) was called Dasha

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davidgood • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

If you saw a woman called Dasha in Mill Hill about 15 years ago then that would probably have been the SP kna as Laima who now works in a flat in New Barnet.

It seems that that she is not as naughty or dirty as she used to be.

Regards,

davidgood

bobby1973

Reviewed on 18 Apr 2019

7/10

barnet odeon • Incall

Would repeat

Communications

very good text and calls all answered quickly

Venue

nice clean flat near barnet odeon

Looks

well what can i say here for a lady in her 50s she's not bad eastern european not sure where however she has had a lot of work done boobs are great but rock hard, lips are very pumped up and stomach area is full of scars

The Meet

had nice massage not the best but very sensual with lots of cc wipes and lots of use of her tongue and lips all over me even down in the crack (not rimming but close ) turned over she started kissing and licking my chest and worked her way down. she took my cock in her mouth and sucked like a hoover it wasn't long before i blew my load straight in to her mouth quick clean up and time to leave

Final Thoughts

other service's on offer, may visit again if i'm in the mood

Mabbsey

Reviewed on 17 Jan 2017

6/10

£90 1h

main road • Incall • Free parking

Communications

Easy. One call arranged for next day.

Venue

lovely flat in main road, loads of free parking, 10 min walk from station, discreet.

Looks

Ok (sharp intake of breath...) a previous review describes her as a Bond villain which is both accurate and amusing. Bride of wildenstein to a tee with a stomach ravaged by surgery. However, if you look past these, which I managed surprisingly quickly, the service is very enjoyable.

The Meet

20 mins of B2B massage on a proper table expertly administered. Lots of swipes, whispers and kisses. Onto the bed - in a nutshell - a good hard session in all positions ending with a CIM into those inflated red lips. As I left it felt wrong but I had a wry smile and a glint in my eye 🤷

Final Thoughts

A fair price but a weird experience which I enjoyed but wouldn't repeat.

horsa • 17 Jan 2017, 10:56

you obviously never saw her for her looks! 🤷 in all seriousness though, can you describe her face for us?

HighlyMotivated • 17 Jan 2017, 13:41

Google Jocelyn Wildenstein - that's who she looks like

horsa • 17 Jan 2017, 13:43

WTF, why did you tell me that 😱

Bassman • 17 Jan 2017, 13:43

Oh my days!

Mabbsey • 17 Jan 2017, 15:09

Horsa - I'm so sorry I can't. I only looked at it for about 8 seconds in the hour and have spent the last 3 months trying not to think about it.

Imagine you had 5 G&T's with your plastic surgeon buddy in his office and he led you into surgery and a waiting patient then said - "Fancy having a go? It's not brain surgery."

Best I can do.

Honolulu

Reviewed on 18 Nov 2016

£90 1h

New Barnet • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

I phoned at about 9:30am morning of the evening 7pm punt. Confirmed booking, and my request for fingering. Mature Barnet didn't seem to understand the term fingering. So I said I want fingering in the pussy...silence for a split second, and then Yes Yes that is ok. I texted my confirmation at 6pm, and requested Mature wear a sexy dress and heels.

Venue

A nice comfortable ground floor flat in New Barnet. The flat is actually 5 minutes Bus ride near the Every Man cinema.

Looks

She's a James Bond Lady Baddie (she's from the Ukraine). Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a terrible face lift, collagen injected duck lips. And more make up and perfume to get Friends of the Earth protesters outside her flat. There is a good reason, why some WGs fail to show their face in A/w. Mature Barnet states she's 49, but I'm pretty sure she would be in her late 50 seven 60. I should have turned and run, but my 100mg Viagra was punching a hole in my trouser...So I soldiered on... Mature has large firm, big pointy nipples breast. She has unusually firm tummy, with some scars. I concluded she must have had a liposuction at some point. Her pussy was dry, and she insisted on oiling her pussy prior to the fun began.

The Meet

Mature Barnet: pretty relaxed, friendly and was keen to make sure I was having a great time, but in essence, her professionalism was kind of robotic in nature. Professional, nothing more, nothing less.

Final Thoughts

Mature Barnet is ideal if you want to meet a James Bond hench-woman. But spend £10 more and you'll find better elsewhere IMO.

HighlyMotivated • 18 Nov 2016, 23:10

Saw her a while back, could not bring myself to fuck her so enjoyed a very good sensual massage and BJ with CIM

James Bond villain 😁 you're not wrong. She reminded me of Jocelyn Wildensfein, on any other day I'd have walked but like you my balls were bursting. Her phone kept ringing though so she's definitely some people's cup of tea

MP778 • 19 Nov 2016, 08:49

She has been around for a pretty long time I think she probably has many regulars

davidgood • 19 Nov 2016, 18:03

Yes, she has been around for quite a while.

In my early days of punting I saw her a few times as her location was good for me and I liked fingering her on her massage table, including her bum and I did try to take her anally a couple of times but she always made a noise and I realise now was not an anal lover.

One of the best times I had at her flat was when I rang to make a booking and she said she could not see me as she was recovering from an operation ( some kind of enhancement I think) but I could see her young friend. I was geared up for a punt so went along and met a nice young girl who had come over from one of the EE countries. I tried to see her again but by then she had gone home so I probably saw Laima for the last time, apart from the embarrassment of seeing at a bus stop sometime later when I was with my wife!!!

Regards,

davidgood

stilliremain • 18 Dec 2016, 16:37

I am big fan of Liama and she her regularly. She does have a ...unique look but she also has a great selection of outfits/heels/boots if you're into that. In fact, I've been wanting to dp or watch someone fuck her for a while so if you are interested then let me know! Oh and she has also a very comfortable and clean flat.