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MissJessicaRabbitXX

Bolton - BL1 (see outcall areas in Details)
13 reviews
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4.710

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Age: 30-34

Gender: Female

Height: 5'6"

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Blonde

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 34"

Bra Cup Size: DD

Reviews

13 TOTAL REVIEWS
4.7/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

5/10

£120 15m

Lymm • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Jessica had been on my H/L for sometime, i was in the area and I had tried a few different people and she popped up, told me she was at Lymm and it was just ideal for my journey that day! great text coms, asked me about outfits, thought it was going to be great.

Looks

got there and shes much older than she says, i would say early 40s. stick thin, much thinner than i like but a great fake bimbo cheap whore look.

The Meet

got there and shes much older than she says, i would say early 40s. stick thin, much thinner than i like but a great fake bimbo cheap whore look. exchanged the paperwork and she offered me a lapdance, i refused as they bore me. having read reviews here now, i wish i had taken her up on it for a laugh. on the bed, owo was good, on with the condom and fucked in a few different positions but she was just loose with no feeling. so i lay on the bed and asked to cum on her face which she agreed to, so sucked me off, let me suck her toes and job done.

Final Thoughts

not a bad meet, not worth the money, i looked and id only been in there 15 mins, but she was polite and it was a decent release!

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1 comment

Reviewed on

3/10

£100 15m

that hotel in whiston • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

coms- good, replied fast and asked me to reply when i was on my way. will talk about that a bit later

Venue

that hotel in whiston, you know the one

Looks

proper cheap and trashy looking which is a good thing in my books. she reminded me of the girlfriend in The toxic Avenger part II. the girlfriend in part I was lovely and any man would have her as a girlfriend. but is part I they went for full on ditsy blond bimbo. the type of slut you know is shagging everyone behind her fellas back. oh and shes a huge butt implants. i may have seen girls with implant in the past but these has MASSIVE scar on top.

The Meet

service- started off with her LEGENDARY lapdance 😁 yes it is as bad as the other reviews say.worth a laugh though so why not. bent her started licking her arse and pussy. implants were great for rimming. a lot of the time when you rim a bird with a huge ass you can sufficate, but cos she has a small frame this wasnt the case. however 8 minutes in (IM NOT MAKING THIS UP) she says "hurry up babe, you havent got long left" i was like WTF but i didnt question it. then went to BJ (after she quickly checked her phone) and she was trying like crazy to make me cum. i got pissed off. i realised i was getting screwed over so i bent her over (after she checked her phone again) and just came as soon as i could. she put her knickers back on and redid her make up, no freshing up for the next client. i didnt get any bad smells so i dont know if it was just cos it was a quickie with me... but still

Final Thoughts

overall:a few weeks ago i came to the acceptance that £100 for half an hour was the new norm and since she was already at that price point i thought i minght as well. iv since come to realise there are more then enough girls charging £70- £80, in fact i was so pissed that i saw a brizilan bird straight after at £50 for 15 mins. much better looking, great attitute and strangely enough an identical ass which she tells me was natural. paying double for this scammer makes no sense you could argue that it was my fault sending her an ETA and that it was just a misunderstanding. fine, i learnt my lesson. but there a few reviews on here now saying how she runs a convayor belt service.it later hit me later that she offered me a shower too. WOW that would have killed more time . save your money lads DONT MAKE £100 phh the new norm

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Reviewed on

4/10

£100 30m

Lymm • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Messaged a few days before via TXT, answered promptly, booked a slot, she asked me to confirm on the day (standard policy for me), which I did, so comms all good.

Venue

The well known whore-tel in Lymm, I parked up, I've been here before, but not for a couple of years. I txt to say I've arrived and bang on time get the txt with the instructions and room number. Walked in past reception, with the receptionist not even raising their head as I walk past.

Looks

I've read that the pictures are not her, and to be honest although she is good looking, I'm not convinced the pictures are her, but she is still v.good looking, age about right at 29-31ish, nice body, slim, but not gym fit, but I had high expectations based on the pictures and the price.

The Meet

Started off with the "lapdance", again I've read about it on here... and I was like how bad can it be, but it is poor and lasts like 1 minute, she said she has been a lapdancer, but I doubt it! Next she lies on her side on the bed, bit of oral on me, 5/10, I ask to do oral on her, which tbh I was the highlight, enjoying a good view up her body over the enhanced breasts, but after a few mins she wants to move things along... I'm not really hard at this point as its all a bit poor so I'm not turned on, but she puts a condom on me and then lubes up, and kneels in the middle of the bed. I say I'm not hard, but she replies you need to fuck me as not long left (about 15 mins in at this point). I wank myself to get hard which never works well for me, and a couple of minutes of doggie and I fill the bag.

Final Thoughts

Mixed, but mostly negative reviews on here, feels like a conveyor belt service, I wont go back

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Reviewed on

4/10

£100 20m

lymm • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

comms were easy do love a proper bimbo looking girl so didnt mind spending 100 quid for 30 min, asked for PVC outfit etc she confirmed wasnt wearing anything like it when i met her which pisses me off

Venue

hotel in lymm

Looks

she is fit as fuck barbie type

The Meet

lapdance was ok bit awkward, seemed chatty etc. Lay on bed on side as she sucked me off OWO which was ok only good thing is she is fit as fuck barbie type, RO on her usual noises more OWO which she didnt seem to happy to do again then doggy hard as i could in mirror was good didnt like me grabbing her arse though. Asked for cowgirl she said i wasnt hard enough, tbf atmosphere was putting me off so wasnt rock hard so went back to bit of dirty talk off her which i love, so was getting really close pulled out and i was rock hard, asked for cowgirl again said same thing so thought basically she just couldnt be arsed putting any effort in, so did mish says she does FK but felt forced so didnt push it, asked it i was close so just pulle dout blaste don her tits hadnt even got last drop out sh ewas already off bed wiping it up, 20 min probs at most! shitty attitude why do the job? only thing not making it a neg is she is fit but really it should be

Final Thoughts

only thing not making it a neg is she is fit but really it should be

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10 comments

Reviewed on

3/10

£100 30m

Lymm services • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Despite previous negs and mixed reviews thought I’d bring out the best of her, was passing and obvs times is hard from a punting point of view

Looks

she certainly looks the fuck doll part

The Meet

this was the most lacklustre fuck Ive ever had in my life, it was woefull, had to stop the ‘lapdance’ as it was embarrassingly bad, tbh I should have just got up and walked at that point

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11 comments

Reviewed on

7/10

£200 1h

Whiston • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

This was a literally an on the spur of the moment booking. Looking through a website with no real intentions when I found myself perving through Jessica's profile. I’ve had her in mind for a long time but the iffy reviews and price had always made it a probable No. I often would go back to her page though and wonder. It was an itch I really needed to scratch. Now I have to say this is the most I’ve ever paid. I’d like to think I had a good excuse. I did have, due to COVID, an abundant punting fund hidden away that was getting too large to be stuffed in a secret Hidy place. That’s what I convinced myself anyway. With that thought in mind I’d persuaded myself I was merely relieving the burden of so much cash sitting around waiting to be found and with that I just banged off a text. Less than two hours later I was knocking on her hotel door. No problems there. She answered straight away and time and place was sorted. I requested a small attire preference and she was happy to oblige.

Venue

The often used hotel chain with a gym and Starbucks and lots of people usually in and out. That said, I did get pulled by a girl on reception asking if I needed any help. “No thanks, I’m fine”, I replied and carried on walking.

Looks

The door opened and I was well pleased with what I saw. She’s a proper bimbo, fuckdoll looking type. Killer heels, long legs, blonde hair. She was wearing a short, tiny mini skirt with a shiny bikini top barely holding in her large false boobs. Hair is long and blonde and facially she’s attractive in a hot slutty way. I’d seen her face pic on here and I thought her features in the flesh were softer and a little more youthful. She had some lip filler but not over done. Age wise I’d put her around the thirty mark perhaps a little older. Body wise she was slender, no sagging parts, bordering on gym fit looking. In heels she stood around five nine, perhaps five ten. Her skin was very smooth and soft and non tanned. There was some light ink work if I remember rightly. She was well made up, hair was nicely done, nails manicured and she looked as if she’d made a real effort in her appearance. Overall a very hot looking woman.

The Meet

At first the conversation seemed stilted and almost script like and I did think shit I do hope this isn’t going to be a fuck by numbers experience. She has quite a high pitch whiny voice that surprised me. Anyway I had the obligatory shower and when I came out she did seem more animated and relaxed. She offered me the well known lap dance and I thought fuck it, yeah go on then. It did seem a bit corny and awkward at first but as I sat on the edge of the bed watching her gyrate in front me I got well into it and started giving her pervy words of encouragement. Things like, that’s it babe feel those tits, spread them legs. That sort of thing. I got very turned on watching her. She was soon rubbing her self up against me and I had a raging hard on. She’s definitely got the look and body to do that sort of thing.

Final Thoughts

To Sum up. It was a lot of money. Was it worth it? Probably not, no girl is really worth paying out that sort of money for a fuck. That said I did enjoy myself. She was as hot as I hoped. It wasn’t wild and torrid as I would of liked. I prefer it all sweaty and messy and it was light on the kissing and blow job side but I did get very turned on by her and I really liked fucking her. She is a bit distant but as time went on she seem to warm and the outfit changing bit really seem to liven it all up. To be honest I would love to fuck her again but I couldn’t at those prices. I’ve scratched the itch and I’m happy. The walk back to the car is the litmus test and it wasn’t a trudge of shame. I skipped along quite happy.

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9 comments

Reviewed on

3/10

£100 30m

hotel close to the motorway • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

reasonably fast responses, clear agreement of time and services required. About 5 minutes before arriving I sent the ‘almost here’ text to give her the heads up. I arrived and parked up and preceded to wait another ten minutes before I text her again to see if all ok. 5 minutes later I got a text ‘are you here now?’ To which I replied I was indeed. A minute or so later I was sent the room number and told to come up.

Venue

The infamous hotel close to the motorway (not quite the 4/5 star she brags about always hiring on her profile but not to worry)

Looks

Looks wise she’s not bad at all and has a great body and nice tan, facially she’s quite attractive but she does look a little rough.. I was happy enough though and things seemed to be on the up.

The Meet

I knocked on the door and could hear some talking inside which I think must have been Kelsey on the phone and I then remained at the door for what seemed like an eternity.. probably a minute but it always seems like forever when you’re stood their like a prick. The door finally opens and Kelsey tells me to come in. Sorted the paperwork out, she then says she just needs to send a quick text, not a problem, although it took about a minute and she completely ignored me in that time when I said she looked great. Her pussy was nice and fresh and quite tight, however she kept moving away and moving my hands off her legs so I decided to stop. Very average oral and again moved my hand and asked me not to mess her hair up as I gently felt it. We’re probably about ten minutes into the 30 now and she asks me how I want to fuck her.. I said I’m not sure I will and that I’d like to 69 if that’s ok. Following a big sigh she climbs on top of me and we get to work on each other (although she’s mostly wanking me and the sucking has greatly diminished). A couple of minutes later she just gets off me and goes for a condom. A bit perplexed I asked her what she was doing and she replied that I need to cum now. By this point I had lost pretty much all interest and was thinking how much more fun I could have had with my £100. On she climbs and starts riding me with the most pathetic fake groans I’ve ever heard. A couple of mins go by and she’s clearly annoyed I haven’t cum yet. I say to her do you just want to wank me off and I’ll be out of your way.. she actually said yeh ok. Not the kind of response you’d expect at all. Up I stood, Jonny off and she says ‘go on then’ as if she’s decided I’d be doing this myself. So I quickly finished all over her tits and couldn’t wait to get my clothes on (she’s texting again at this point).

Final Thoughts

I think she’d clearly double booked and maybe it was a longer visit that she’d messed up the timings for but she clearly wasn’t happy to provide a decent service for £100. I would have give her a neutral but considering the price, keeping me waiting for 15 minutes on arrival and then the lack lustre service. It’s a no go from me. Shame as she’s not bad looking but she clearly thinks she’s doing punters a favour.

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Reviewed on

4/10

£90 30m

hotel in Bury just off motorway • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

easy contacted through website on the day about 11ish asked for booking half 2. messaged back within ten mins confirming she was free. discussed services and asked whether she could be my sub secretary face fucking etc and was told of course thats fine.

Venue

hotel in Bury just off motorway much bigger than was expecting quite busy so was very easy to come and go discretely very busy starbucks in lobby so no bother from anyone at the hotel.

Looks

profile is accurate, tall blonde big false tits but well done, great arse. profile states 26 years old im rubbish with ages but certainly wouldn't question it maybe early 30's at most if not real.

The Meet

apparently used to be lap dancer so she suggested we start with that. put it this way i could probably bang out a better lap dance, just moved awkwardly in front of me no grinding or teasing. came to an end after less than a min and she lay on the bed. now this was supposed to be a "sub" booking so started with owo which was very half arsed really gentle so went to hold her head to encourage slightly deeper etc now when i say hold i literally put my hand on the back of her head slightly which she immediately moved it off her and said dont touch my hair babe in a bad mood. got bored of how shit she was sucking so thought try 69 otherwise was worried the little feller was losing interest fast. as soon as we got in position she said just kiss it babe dont suck and was angled so you couldnt really even get close. at this point was really losing interest which is crazy considering her looks and body etc but just goes to show how attitude and the person can be a massive downer no matter how good they look. suggested we try doggy which was the best part of the booking you cant really go that wrong though with that i suppose. has a great arse and looking great so finished like this usually i do like to give a facial at end but was worried that would be a downer like everything else had been so finished in doggy. cleaned up got dressed and was out in like 20 mins after .

Final Thoughts

All in all i left in the car very dissapointed, i thought i was gonna have my way with a hot blonde turned out to be a very vanilla service very half arsed and million miles away from the sub booking i was promised.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£90 30m

Northenden • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Great

Venue

Hotel in Northenden

Looks

Amazing body, great arse, lovely tits (false but a really nice), nice face, she has the slutty scouser look which is cool. Smelled nice, no smell of smoke (don't even know if she smokes, which is good).

The Meet

Unbeknown to me I'd met her before back in March (she was my very first ever punt, she popped my punt cherry!) but she went by a different name back then. Think it was Horny Nikki or Nikki Horny or Kink Horny Nikki or sommat like that. Anyway... This should have been a good punt. She's got a great body, nice face, just the right amount of sluttyness without being off-putting, really good body and amazing tits. Sadly though everything was just meh. Order of play... Quick shower. Lap dance was ok but I'm not there for a lap dance am I Then she lay on the bed and I stood at the side while she started sucking my dick. Very lack lustre, not a lot of gusto and VERY toothy. I decided to lie down as I prefer it this way and she carried on but was more of the same. Toothy, poor technique. I was in danger of 'switching off' so I suggested 69 and she give me that pussy to chew on while she carried on (extra stimulus to keep things going). Her pussy is lovely. Sweet, looks nice. But I could tell she wasn't into it. She didn't exactly push down on my face like pretty much every other girl I've ever had in a 69 has done, she kind of lowered it juuuuuuuuuust enough for me to get my tongue on it. I had to lift my head up a bit to get a proper gob full.Shame coz it's a great fadge. By now, I'd had enough of her sucking my cock / scraping her teeth up and down my dick so I got her to sit on my face so I could give him a rest before the main event. On with the rubber and on to doggy. To be fair, her biff was very nice around the old fella. FINALLY I could start enjoying the punt. I thought about switching to a different position but I was worried if we did mish I'd see her face looking bored or something and I'd 'switch off' and I daren't suggest she went on top coz that would no doubt have been shite as well. So I thought, "Sod it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it." So I thoroughly took my time fucking her from behind as that pussy felt lovely and her arse is absolutely to die for. Cracking view. When I felt the sap rising I said I wanted to cum in her mouth. I expected her to be half arsed again but to be fair she spun round, yanked the J off and sucked me off. I was too far gone and near to the vinegar stroke for the technique to put me off and she took the lot in her mouth. Didn't spill a drop.

Final Thoughts

So... definitely not a positive. But I'd feel harsh giving her a negative as she is very attractive, amazing body, nice face and did everything I asked of her. I just wouldn't go back.

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14 comments

Reviewed on

4/10

£90 30m

NW • Nice hotel in the NW • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Good

Venue

Nice hotel in the NW

Looks

10/10 body

The Meet

After meeting Kelsey I was somewhat perplexed... everything about this said it should have been great but it wasn't! She provided all the services she said on her profile and she has an unbelievable body, I mean honestly it's amazing. Started off with a lapdance then went down on her, some FK in between, finished bent over talking dirty, sounds good when put like that, however in the lapdance there was no music and Jeremy Kyle on the TV, it lasted about 30 seconds before she climbed on the bed. Whilst kissing I went to put a finger in, she didn't like this (fair enough) but got really angry, instead of kindly mentioning she doesn't like it, which I found offputting to say the least. All in all I'd swerve this girl...

Final Thoughts

Pros:
10/10 body

Cons:
Detached
The feeling she didn't want to be there was tangible

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