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WelshMinxxx

Eastern Newport - NP18 (see outcall areas in Details)
10 reviews
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6.010

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Age: 50-54

Gender: Female

Height: 5'2"

Weight: 9st 0lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Brown

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 36"

Bra Cup Size: C

Breast Enhancement: Enhanced

Body Measurement: 28"

Body Type: Slim

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Different see touring page

Reviews

10 TOTAL REVIEWS
6.0/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

5/10

£200 1h

Eastleigh • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Excellent 10/10

Venue

Hotel in Eastleigh

Looks

Dressed as requested in stockings & heels. A bit disappointed in that she was wearing no make up / no lippy - Didn't look like she had made much effort. I would say she upper end of 50 - probably 57.

The Meet

After seeing Anna was touring in Eastleigh and some reviews she can take an anal hammering - my dick got the better of me and gave her a text. Comms were excellent and had to pay a £10 deposit (no problem), organised 1 hour meet that day. So for what ever reason didn't really click. I found she wasn't really making much effort, BJ (OWO) was weak / tame. Her breath smelt like she just had a cheese and onion sandwich so didn't bother going in for a kiss. Went for Anal Play 'sorry I don't do Anal Play' even though listed as a like. But she can take it hard in the butt with no complaints. Came in bag from behind , cleaned up and had a chat - well mainly listening to her babble on - one way conversation. Round two handjob. Left with 15 minutes to spare. Normally I've got a big grin a my after a punt, but on this occasion couldn't wait to get back to work.

Final Thoughts

I didn't want to give a negative as comms were good and took a hard pounding, but otherwise a neutral.

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Reviewed on

3/10

45m

Do not recommend

Communications

I have seen this WG before and had a positive experience. This time it was obviously a typical conveyor belt operation and sadly the standards have slipped. The services and prices are difficult to work out. There's a rather odd 'no sex' option. Booking via text was OK except for auto generated stuff that was irrelevant. There was only a specific time slot, indicating a full diary and back to back bookings (don't think that position works, sexually). Late notice of overrunning. Another red flag.

Looks

Same woman as before but more haggard looking with signs of 'overuse'.

The Meet

Same woman as before but more haggard looking with signs of 'overuse'. She was barely recovered from the previous session. Rushed me from the get go. Gave me a countdown 20 minutes early, I had booked 3/4 of an hour. When I politely remonstrated, she turned nasty. Accused me of being late and trying to get free time. I gave her a withering look, so did my dick. Decided to call it quits, dressed and made my way out. This only encouraged her to give me abuse. What did I expect? An apology? A refund? The keys to Cardiff City?

Final Thoughts

I would rather spend an hour on the pitch with a Welsh hooker than this sguthan.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£90 30m

Swansea Hotel • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

all good via text

Venue

Swansea Hotel

Looks

Welsh Minx - very hot milf, pictures and description all accurate, great ass.

The Meet

text to say I’d arrived and she give me directions to the lifts and room. Arrived at the room and she was wearing a short dress with nice lingerie underneath. Onto the bed and she started to kiss me but just pecking on the lips which was disappointing as her profile says FK’s, after some mutual groping she delivered some nice OWO, I return the favour, she has a bit of a bush on top and shaven on the lips which I like but as I was going down on her she was humming the song which was on the radio which along with no FK was off putting. Bagged up and went for doggie (again great ass) and then missionary. I was still a bit put off it felt like a robotic service so I asked to finish with more OWO which I got the impression she wasn’t over the moon with, she did tell me no CIM which I knew, ended up just having a hand shandy to finish me off. She passed me a tissue to clean up and got dressed, I’m assuming for her next clien…no shower ?? I’m not sure.

Final Thoughts

VFM - just about. Return - no, she’s a proper fit milf and has a nice personality but it just felt like the old school service going through the motions.

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Reviewed on

6/10

hotel near motorway • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

all good by text.

Venue

hotel near motorway, easy to access without passing reception.

Looks

I think her age is about right bit older looking than pics. Kind of average as others have said, she would have been a looker in her hey day but now 6/10.

The Meet

fully dressed for some reason but it all came off easy leaving her in stocking and lingerie. A bit of a play - sucks owo but v limited, no chance of deep throat. Off with her lingerie and a good body for her age but dislikes her tits being sucked. A bit of reverse oral where she got wet enough but ending in a slightly off putting smell from vag. Anyway on with rubber and a few positions including anal. She really does take a pounding. Finished with cum on tits.

Final Thoughts

All perfectly perfunctory but other than anal nothing to get excited about. Last time I had a hotel whore I felt the same on leaving, they all seem a bit jaded and going through the motions. You do take your chances with tourers.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£130 45m

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Communications

Texted a few WGs in the area and the first to reply was Welshminx. The others replied later but I stuck to the booking. Chose 45 minutes for 130.

Looks

Min, for I shall call her that was better looking than her photos but older than 45 - aren't they always? She must have been beautiful when young but now has some wrinkles, I'm not talking bollocks - just a few. Very nicely dressed, friendly and funny.

The Meet

Happy to do everything I wanted so I had a good browse of the menu. Nice dirty talk with a cheerful smile. Fanny was 5/10 tight. BJ varied and interesting - she recited Dylan Thomas and played the harp. (Made mumbly noises and stroked my pubes). I found her very sexy and was on the verge a lot of the time. Then I came into the room and into her. No, not BB. The only negative, she wasa bit keen to usher me out. But I suppose I could have remonstrated.

Final Thoughts

In the spirit of equality, here's my review in Welsh. Pwllchthgwanlochgillywillyfuchywucky.

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Reviewed on

2/10

£80 30m

Coventry • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Was away in Coventry on business and woke up super horny so thinking with my dick, decided to go for the only ‘available now’ option close to me and luckily staying in the same venue 🤦

Venue

1st floor room in a popular hotel - rhyming with ‘millage motel’ super easy to get past reception and a short elevator ride up to floor 1. Parking was pretty easy, I believe it’s free on the weekend so didn’t pay anything. Room was basic, had some radio music playing, nothing to get you in the mood…just normal radio songs.

Looks

Anna Leigh’s description is fairly accurate of herself although I found her boobs to be very small. Age is probably about right. Short hair, shorter than what she shows in her pictures. Slim but not an amazing bum, just a very very average woman to be honest. Nothing to scream about. Not my cup of tea but not ugly enough to make me walk.

The Meet

I texted her pretty early in the morning for a booking about 15minutes later to which she agreed. As mentioned previously, I was already staying at the same venue so it didn’t take long to get to her, made my way to the room number she texted with a quick stop-off to the ground floor cash machine. I knock on the door and she opens the door quite comfortably, none of that typical hiding behind the door stuff. She was wearing a normal green dress, nothing special. After sorting the paperwork, she quickly slipped out of her dress to reveal her average body with some lingerie 👎 and asked me to join her. There was no hugs, kisses or helping undress. So I stripped off and lay on the bed next to her and she began to stroke my dick, and not long after, the beast had awoken. Kissing was just pecks, no DFK. We swiftly moved on to OWO, and of course it couldn’t just be normal head. Oh no, it had to be a cheese grater blowjob didn’t it 😤 multiple times I told her she kept clipping my dick on her teeth and we failed to get into a rhythm because of that. She never took the full length in and the balls were being tickled but not licked or sucked. I asked her to stop and to just oil up my dick because the old boy was beginning to get soft and I really just wanted to nut and leave at this point. She started an oily handjob which is okay, bit rough but good enough to make me hard again. Now let’s take a trip into the sugar walls… I’m very lazy, I like reverse cow girl so she got on top and began to rock back and forth on my dick. She was making noises which were clearly fake and I was lying there thinking GET ME OUT OF HERE. I asked her to go up and down which she tried for a nice, long 8 seconds before getting tired. So I started tryna thrust my self with no help from her and then decided NOPE, this isn’t gonna work. So next I asked her to ditch the condom, oil up my dick and let me finish myself whilst she kisses my neck and ear etc. She did so and after a short while, I cummed on myself and that was that.

Final Thoughts

Summary: A truly terrible experience for the most part with a real lack of effort and enthusiasm. For the amount charged, the service is awful and honestly, I’d invest your money else where. Essentially, I paid £80 for a 4D wank. Unless a toothy BJ with a below average, small-boobed, short-haired old white women is your thing - I’d avoid. I definitely will not be retuning.

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Reviewed on

9/10

£110 45m

Village Hotel Patchway, Bristol • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Having been messed around by Sexy Marjorie, negative review left, I rang Welshminxxx Anna and arranged for the 45 minute special.

Venue

The Village Hotel is one of those nondescript chains and is great because reception is easy to walk past as if you're going to the bars or gym so no hassle.

Looks

Anna is an attractive mid forties, short blonde hair and slim fit body, shaven.

The Meet

Very chatty, laughs a lot and soon at ease with her. She did everything as advertised, kissing, oral, cowboy all great. Anal, although not normally top of my list, was included and it would have been rude not to. She knelt on the bed and as I took position behind she produced a mains powered vibrator which she used on herself and we continued with lots of little moans from her, which I think were genuine, but even if not I had a good time :0)

Final Thoughts

After the piss take of Sexy Marjorie it was good to meet a professional who enjoys her work and makes sure you enjoy it as well. I would happily see her again, although she does travel a lot.

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Reviewed on

9/10

£80 30m

hotel near outskirts of Coventry • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

first review, first punt since lockdown too

called her number, she answered straight away and I was seeing her in less than an hour

Venue

hotel near outskirts of Coventry, no problem with reception as people were in and out for bar and gym

Looks

Welshminxx is very hot, looks like her pictures but with shorter hear, body was amazing she was dressed in blouse and skirt but they came off within seconds of entering the room

The Meet

Punt stated off with LFK, then it was OWO, which was amazing, then to reverse oral, very clean and sweet smelling down there but no to fingers. Finished with her on top. No clock watching

Final Thoughts

will definitely be back when she’s back in Coventry

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Reviewed on

6/10

40m

Cardiff • Outcall

Do not recommend

Communications

She arrived promtly, at my hotel, on time and communication was great.

Venue

Location 7/10, typical business hotel

Looks

Annaleighx is pleasant enough but the years are showing on her face. Now way is she 32, i'd say more 42 (quite a few lines) Looks 6/10. Anna body is by far he best feature...........tight tummy, nice small well enhanced boobs, and cute peachy arse......... Body 9/10

The Meet

service was ok, she said she was tired and this probably had an impact on the service, as it was 12:10am when she arrived.........kissing was good, and we fucked in a few positions before i pounded her arse before cuming in the condom. She loves anal, and seemed to cum herself from this

Final Thoughts

Now 'why a Neutral' you ask. I popped after half an hour, and we sat back chatting, she asked me if i wanted her to leave now so i could sleep, i said no, stay a while lets chat and see what happens We chatted for 10 mins and had a good conversation. She then got up and said, right, im going to go now, got dressed, told me stay there, dont get up, and promtly left ! at 12:50am I had paid for an hour and got 40 mins. Service 6/10 i wouldn't return, and felt a bit cheated and im glad i pounded her arse hard now

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Reviewed on

8/10

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I met with Tara Jayne for the 2nd time recently.

Looks

She has an amazing body which is clear to see from her pics. Her face is nice enough if looking a bit older than I remember.

The Meet

She was great. Very energetic, and excellent OWO.

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