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Horton - LU7 (see outcall areas in Details)
17 reviews
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6.910

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Age: 35-39

Gender: Female

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 8st 9lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Green

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 32"

Bra Cup Size: C

Breast Enhancement: Enhanced

Smoking: Yes

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Reviews

17 TOTAL REVIEWS
6.9/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

6/10

1h

Farnham • Incall

Would repeat

Communications

Hotel near Farnham, one hour booked, and confirmed by text. Her profile has recently disappeared. When I arrived I texted for the room number but got no reply. Compete radio silence.

Venue

Hotel near Farnham

Looks

She was a veritable nymphomaniac, and that has to be a good thing in this game. She has a banging body, irrespective of age and isn't bad looking either.

The Meet

I saw her some years ago, and wrote a positive review, so it is disappointing to see that the recent reviews have been poor, and my own experience is consistent with that.

Final Thoughts

Would I try again if she returned? Hopefully she hasn't suffered some misfortune. She was a veritable nymphomaniac, and that has to be a good thing in this game. She has a banging body, irrespective of age and isn't bad looking either. I would probably make a booking, but one strike and she's out if there's any mucking about.

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1 comment

Reviewed on

3/10

30m

A31 near Farnham • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Good comms on morning of meet. 30 min booking for £100 quoted with extras filming £50 and anal £20

Venue

hotel on A31 near Farnham

Looks

women in tracksuit and T shirt walk into bar and order drink. Looked like mother of Tina g from photos. Still in old trackie bottoms and T shirt. Immediately said I was leaving as women in 50s not 37 as profile.

The Meet

Arrived 15 min early and waiting in bar. Texted for room number and no initial reply. Noticed women in tracksuit and T shirt walk into bar and order drink. Looked like mother of Tina g from photos. Thought nothing off it. Got text with room number and went to room. Door opened and there same women seen in bar 10 min earlier. Still in old trackie bottoms and T shirt. Immediately said I was leaving as women in 50s not 37 as profile.

Final Thoughts

Put this one down to experience.

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5 comments

Reviewed on

7/10

£150 1h

South Coast • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

Arranged via website email a couple of days in advance, then by text on the day.

Venue

the hotel - actually one of those travelodge types

Looks

She is getting on - early 40s? - and slim. Looks good, but clearly no spring chicken.

The Meet

Mostly delivered, but emphatically not a GFE. She doesn't compare well to some other £150 girls, mostly because of her age, but no complaints really. She has a good range of services which I didn't fully experience.

Final Thoughts

So an ok punt. Probs wouldn't go back because I'm not down there often and I'm sure there is better to be found.

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Reviewed on

1h

Fishborne, Littlehampton, Arundel • Outcall

Do not recommend

Communications

Firstly I've given an example of her terrible comms and awful unreliability in a recent review of hers, which unsurprisingly is also negative. I'm going to include several more in my review as I'm bursting to get them off my chest and warn punters. Then I will review. So thinking back to my 2nd appointment with her, this example is similar to the one I gave in the other negative review, I email her which was read and responded to. I arrange to see her at certain time, she says yes, confirms it, I get there on time she's not there. I ring and text her. Nothing. I wait. Nothing. I reluctantly go back to station. She rings to say she was in a car accident and was injured and couldn't make it back in time. Yeah right. I see her next day and her "injury" was on her index finger and conveniently didn't let me see it properly. Another time I make a booking via website, same time and everything which she confirmed. I then get a phone call the night before saying can you come to Fishborne instead. I say yes. Obviously she couldn't get the Littlehampton address she worked from that day and had to get one in FB instead. She sounded completely normal on the phone. On the day itself after I showered, I get a text "I have woken up ill have to cancel" she was clearly lying wasn't able to go to Fishborne either and made up an excuse. Another time she cancelled on the day as well, saying it was her child's sports day and she had forgotten about it when she confirmed my booking only to suddenly remember on the day itself. And the amount of times I've text and she's not responded until the next day are ridiculous. Another time I had a booking for the next day and that was the only thing preventing me from dying of boredom at Silverstone that day. I kept thinking it doesn't matter how bored I am I'm getting a shag tomorrow. Desperately trying to convice myself as i knew in my gut she was going to cancel the next day. Sure enough on the day itself I get a text "I have woken up ill" Another time I booked an outcall, and she asked if she could roll a fag, I'd prefer her not to, but I was polite and said yes. Then I notice it smelled funny and she was using a grinder. I was weed. Pot. She was rolling a joint! I said hang on your profile says strictly no substance abuse policy, meaning no drugs! She goes "W-well no drugs..... except this one" so I said really so if I came to that hotel in Arundel you work from high on weed you wouldn't mind? And she had nothing to say. Oh yeah another time I booked her for an outcall she says I'll be there at 4:30 great. Then she says no make that 3:45 even better i say. At 4:40 she say I'm 5 mins away and my tire is flat gotta go back and get it fixed. Sure. Punt didn't happen until 7:30!! And because of that I hadn't eaten that day until 8:30! And recently I get a phone call out of the blue. It was Gena. I hadn't text her nor made any kind of contact that day whatsoever. But she rings me randomly saying its Gena I'm here. What? I was confused and then she hung up. Then she rings me again 2 mins later. I say what and she hangs up. This happened 2 more times. She must've confused me with another punter. Oh and before my first ever booking with her she said she'd send me an email with the information I needed. But she never did. She lied. Also I text her to say can I meet the day before we were supposed to. Next day she texts back yes, she half an hour late, I ask what's going on and she thought I meant can we meet at a different time not day! She admitted she hadn't bothered to read the text properly. Right now that I got that outta my system, onto my review of my most recent punt. Comms have been (greatly) disscussed.

Looks

I can't complain about her body or her ass. Nice.

The Meet

Outcall for an hour. I can't complain about her body or her ass. Nice. What got up to in the booking is the same as always expect i asked for anal but she forgot the condom so I couldn't do it. Anyway OWO was great, licking all over her was fine. In fact I'll probably end up repeating my previous review it was so similar. Did feel like she was going through the motions and I get kept getting the excuse she had a bad ear which was why she suddenly couldnt understand what I said half the time. That was a new one.

Final Thoughts

It's such a shame her comns and "reliability" are so terrible, as her service is fine if your lucky enough to actually have her turn up. Or be bothered.

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Reviewed on

3/10

£300

her house • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

If you can get to see her she is a little firecracker of an escort up for almost anything, but the big problem with her is reliability. I have seen her a few times in the past but had some of those appointments abruptly cancelled for one reason or another usually at the last minute. On another occasion I waited outside a Travel Lodge one evening for nearly an hour and she never turned up. I called the following morning and got some cock & bull story about losing her phone. In those days I was located not to far away, so it was more of an annoying inconvenience. However, a recent visit entailing a 2 hour return journey was really the last straw with this unreliability. She sees people from home most of the time and after suddenly having my appointment moved forward by an hour the day before when I thought we had agreed a time, I was forced to arrive nearly one and a half hours early as I had come from an existing appointment over an hour away, so I had nothing else to do in the meantime. Around half an hour before the appointment and waiting outside her house I received a call saying her son had come home early and was sick, so she was going to have to cancel.

Venue

She sees people from home most of the time

Looks

a little firecracker of an escort

The Meet

So her son being sick was unfortunate, but my point is what would have happened if I had been there half way through a session when the son turned up? It is not very professional to run a business from home when you have a family and she should have arranged for alternative accommodation where we couldn't be disturbed well in advance as I had booked this appointment some days before and she knew I had a 2 hour return journey. This visit would have cost me £300, so there was plenty of cash lying around that could have been used and there are other punters she could have seen that day. I know this because she mentioned there was someone after my me.

Final Thoughts

In short, this cost me half a day of my time for nothing and I have had enough of being messed around by this person, so anyone else that fancies seeing her beware.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£90 40m

Cheap hotel between Arundel and Littlehampton • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Very prompt and efficient via text.

Venue

Cheap hotel between Arundel and Littlehampton. Clean, spacious room and bathroom.

Looks

slim milf with bolt ons, toned, no flab anywhere. Claims to be 33, but somewhere north of that - probably closer to 40, but in very good nick. Her face is perfectly visible in her movie trailer pics, so judge for yourself.

The Meet

Gena is well reviewed here, and this will update and confirm previous reports. She advertises a diverse range of services, and I am confident that she would deliver on anything listed. I booked an hour hoping to pop twice in that time and to fuck her arse - it's not really my thing, but that day I fancied sinking both the pink and the brown. I broke off whilst standing in front of the writing desk mirror. Gena was soon potting loose balls and got her lips around my cue for some very enjoyable oral. Once in amongst the pack, her tongue was everywhere, including deep in the brown pocket. I rarely come across a sp who truly feasts on an arsehole, so I decided to enjoy it whilst the opportunity lasted. Soon we were fucking in front of the mirror (doggy), then on the bed (cowgirl and mish with legs pinned back). Intermittently, I feasted on her pussy and made a half hearted attempt to rim her - actually I pretended a finger loaded with spit was my tongue. Having seen her proclivity for rimming, I decided that I wasn't looking to have my face snogged off that day. Eventually, I unloaded into her open mouth. The mid session interval arrived and was spent with a bit of a chat - she is a down to earth lass and a good conversationalist - before she starts chalking up my cue again. Despite lots of good oral and more time spent checking that my arse was spotlessly clean with her tongue, I wasn't going to pop again. Then came a big surprise! She proposed that we leave it at 40 mins and gave me back £30. "No point in flogging a dead horse for another 20 minutes" she said. Apparently, she often offers this compromise to overly ambitious punters.

Final Thoughts

All in all a good punt. I shall return, hence a positive.

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Reviewed on

9/10

£150 1h

A budget hotel just outside Portsmouth • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

All by text. Initial contact, fixing the date and time and for the room number. I rarely go through the rigmarole of confirming services etc when the WG is reviewed here.

Venue

A budget hotel just outside Portsmouth. Functional with no card entry, just straight in and to the room. Room as expected.

Looks

Body as per the website profile. Probably mid 40’s. Smallish tits with pert nipples. Very slappable arse. Wearing a short, tight leather look dress that just covered her arse and tits. No knickers ! 🎉

The Meet

Started well with DFK, and hip grinding. As I was taking my shirt off her phone rang. She reached over the bed to get it, and I thought ‘here we go…. 😠 ’ But she just switched it off, threw it on the floor, and just stayed there, knelt on the bed, arse in the air, and no knickers on. 😛 She gave it a little wiggle which I took as a definite invite, so I gave it a mighty slap. Only reaction was another wiggle, so another slap was provided. After another wiggle, I thought we could do this all day, but I wanted more. Removed all my clothes and knelt down on the floor behind her. Hand on the cheeks of her arse, and spread for some pretty vigorous fingering in both pussy and arse, followed by my tongue. A few minutes of this and she span round and took me in her mouth to the hilt. DT with gagging, loads of gurgling and drooling. Laid her on the bed with her head over the edge, and she took a good face fucking, more gagging and drooling while I leant over for more fingering of her pussy. Emptied my first load in the throat, which she dribbled out of her mouth and down her cheeks. She’s got a bloody wicked grin that was enhanced by the plasterwork 😁 . A bit of a clean-up of her face, then a more leisurely DT OWO to get me up again. Much nipple tweaking, both ways, and fingering. She got me to lie on my back, and pushed my legs up high and continued with the OWO, before her tongue disappeared up my arse for the deepest rimming I’d experienced. After as much of this as I could stand, I returned the favour with her on her knees. Tongue, then finger, then fingers in her arse. Grabbed the lube and a condom off the bedside table, prepared, and then slowly slid into her arse. She took it like a trooper, and the language turned the air blue. She took a good arse pounding before I filled the bag. Clean-up again, a shower and I was away, leaving her on the bed playing with a vibe in her pussy ! ( Well… after all, that hadn’t received a filling )

Final Thoughts

A right dirty bitch that appears to up for anything. A bit pricy, but when all services are delivered with such gusto, with no extras, I’m not complaining.

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Reviewed on

3/10

Canary Wharf • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

I've read a lot of reviews - all positive, bar one - about Gena XXX, but have never made it down to Sussex where she is based. But I was doing a 'mature London' search on the purple site last week - I was on a week off from work, and fancied some fun - and she leapt off the page. Gena - - was in Canary Wharf, so I called her at lunchtime. She said she would be working until 11pm that day in an upmarket hotel there, and until about 2pm the next day. So, having sorted out the logistics, I called back. There was no answer, so, assuming her to be busy, I sent a text, requesting a 45-minute 'in call' - this was an option on her site for £120 - to start at 8pm. About half an hour later, she phoned back, saying she had missed my call. I explained that I had sent her a text, and that I would like to see her at 8pm that evening. She said that was fine, and we said we would see each other later. Keen not to be late, I began what would normally be a one-hour journey (depending on the Blackwall Tunnel) at 6.30pm, and arrived at the hotel at about 7.30pm. Having found a park, I went into the expansive hotel foyer and rang Gena, just to say that I had arrived early, and that we could start earlier if this suited her. No reply. I then sat in the foyer until 7.55pm, at which point I thought it would be OK to call and say I had arrived. No reply. I sent a text to say that I was in the foyer and, once it got past 8pm, I called a few more times, but still with no response. At about 8.15pm, she called back, but aborted the call as soon as I answered. I called back, but the call was rejected with a 'Sorry I can't talk right now' message. Immediately followed another text. '10 min late to the party'. I responded that we had an 8pm appointment and, after another couple of calls that went unanswered, I went back to the car. Having been very excited at the prospect of finally meeting Gena, I drove home vexed and frustrated. I didn't attempt further communication. I had wasted an evening and was interested to see whether she might get back to me with an explanation, but nothing. The 'party' was obviously a good one.

Venue

upmarket hotel

The Meet

Every reasonable punter has sympathy when escorts are the victims of timewasters. Whatever people outside the punting community might think of what they perceive as a sordid activity, the relationship between punter and WG is based on trust, as in any other service industry. So it's very annoying when the boot is on the other foot and, having agreed an appointment, it's the WG who is a 'no show'.

Final Thoughts

Some might argue that, if the appointment didn't take place, I should call it 'Neutral' rather than 'Negative'. But since an evening earmarked for fun turned out to one of annoyance and dissatisfaction, I've gone for the former. I won't attempt to see Gena in the future.

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Reviewed on

5/10

Communications

Met Gena hoping she might be my Maggie/Ameera replacement.

Looks

mid 40s not early 30s

The Meet

really friendly, very willing, allows face fucking and CIM

Final Thoughts

Very friendly girl but unfortunately i simply wasnt attracted to her YMMV

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Reviewed on

8/10

£100 30m

London • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I'd seen Gena once before about a year and a half ago and decided on a repeat booking while she was in London. I'd hoped for an hour but she was booked up and had to settle for 30 minutes. Comms were clear, location was easy to find.

Looks

Gena is a well preserved slim and toned MILF. Profile says 32, I'd guess a little older.

The Meet

Some quick snogging, then oral which she's very good at with a sloppy BJ. I returned the favour, her pussy was fresh tasting and she did get wetter as I licked. Sex in missionary and doggy before moving to anal, also doggy. She was well relaxed, no problem getting in or pounding and I came just in time. An action packed 30 minutes but somehow it didn't feel rushed thanks to Gena's attention.

Final Thoughts

An action packed 30 minutes but somehow it didn't feel rushed thanks to Gena's attention.

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