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Missy Candy Caines x

Clifton - BS8 (see outcall areas in Details)
9 reviews
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3.810

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Age: 30-34

Gender: Female

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 11st 0lb

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Brown

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 32"

Bra Cup Size: FF

Breast Enhancement: Enhanced

Smoking: Socially

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: Yes

Nearest Rail Station: NOTTINGHAM CITY CENTRE 10 MIN FROM ME

Reviews

9 TOTAL REVIEWS
3.8/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

2/10

£90 20m

Nottingham • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Texted her and she called back after 15 mins. Really nice and easy conversation. Gave me postcode, I miss called her with 10 mins before to arrive, as instructed. Over the phone she confirmed that all from her list is included, so I booked 1h. When I got there she change voice suddely over the phone saying not to park in front of her house as is private not workplace 😊 is No. 8 by the way.

Venue

The room from website pics is actually a mess. X-mas lights everywhere, dirty & empty little fridge, no bed, just matress straight on the floor and a rubbish bin full to the top with used condoms and tissues.

Looks

She is tall brunete, big ass, big fake boobs, pierced nipple and toungue, face nice looking, however think she was on something..funny talking..

The Meet

Before to hand the papers she confirmed me again that everything is included. I ask her to start with OWO and she refuse, instead she asked me to lay on that matress and she start a hand job. We switched positions and asked for blow job again and refuse it. I rubbed the magic stick against her clit, didn't let me to touch boobs either. In that point just wanted to finish and go, but just put the rubber on and shagged that punt while she was talking dirty. Finished and tried to have a chat. No success, she was typing on her phone, after 5 mins she asked for another one, nicely said need some more time and a massage will be nice, denied again. I said will do A-level this time and she start insisting will gave me back 20 and leave because she has another booking. Probably I spend max 20 mins there and she took 90 from me.

Final Thoughts

Never go back. She suddely change mood, not doing what she advertise and confirmed. No washing/cleaning facility offered, dirty all around and bad smell. Basicly she ripoff horny gents without any intentions to do what she advertise.

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10 comments

Reviewed on

3/10

£70 20m

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

£70 30 mins - ended up being 15/20 mins

Looks

Age stated 29 I’d say probably 45 or a very rough paper round. Not completely awful looking but pretty close

The Meet

Got a 1 mins rub with out oil. Bj was offered with out I asked for with. Was decent enough.. then got told I can’t do anal with that it’s too big. Never knew it was on offer. On to mish lots of fake noises, went for side ways as I didn’t fancy doggy as her body isn’t attractive. Ended up filling after closing my eyes. No shower offered and didn’t ask. Off I went.. left feeling A little dirty. Negative because the op was pretty foul and weird.. I wasn’t after any kissing but was told it was no same with any hands or mouth on chest

Final Thoughts

left feeling A little dirty. Negative because the op was pretty foul and weird.. I wasn’t after any kissing but was told it was no same with any hands or mouth on chest

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7 comments

Reviewed on

2/10

Met on

£120 1h

Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

I sent her a text early on in the day and a while later got one back saying she was available but didn't like texting as it took too long, so I rang her and told me she was doing duos that day with her friend and we arranged a time for a meet and she gave me the postcode and told to ring when I arrived.

Venue

Not explicitly mentioned in the review.

Looks

Not explicitly mentioned in the review.

The Meet

so i arrived, parked up and rang her to let her know and she gave me directions to her house, knocked on the door and was let in, took up stairs and told to have a wash in the sink and then led in to the the bedroom and she left to hide the money while her friend joined me. so we stripped off her friend started giving me a hand job before missy returned and about 10 minutes later i was about to cum so missy laid back and told me to wank off and shoot my cum in to her pussy, which considering I don't like bareback girls was a little off putting, this is where it started to go down hill quickly, we had a chat for 5-10 minutes or so while I recharged which is when I noticed I could smell her breath from the opposite side of the bed, I'd recharged and so as her profile mentions she does anal and she's a "3 hole slut ready 4 U", I asked to try some anal to which she said no, she has to be really turned on to do anal, so, I ended up fucking her friend instead, then sex with missy afterwards, which was very unenthusiastic and was all around horrible, so I went back to her friend, at this point missy started texting on her phone and about 30 minutes in to the hour booking she started saying things like "oh it doesn't look like your going to cum again", after she'd said it multiple times I'd realized she'd likely arranged to see another client at the same time I was booked to be their and she was trying to rush me off, I just decided I was having such a bad time and with her constantly talking shite I wasn't going to cum again and left 20-25 minutes early and told her it was the worst experience with an escort I'd ever had, as I was walking back to the car ironically enough her next client was parked up next to my car waiting and soon walked towards her house.

Final Thoughts

She then text me saying "I don't know why you're saying you had a bad time" and so I told her why I had a bad time and told her had it not been for her friend being a decent escort I'd of walked earlier, she apologized and said her next client arrived early and was pestering her to hurry her up and that's why she was trying to rush me out and said I could have a 30 minute booking with her friend for free to make up for it, i told her there wasn't a chance I'd be going back near their, they tried ringing me a few times after that, I blocked the number, they then rang me from a different phone asking me to not leave them negative feedback and tried guilting me in to not doing so and reoffered the free 30 minutes, not a chance, despite her feedback on the website, afterwards found many other similar negative experiences of her on here under the name "red hot candy", unfortunately, after I'd already experienced this horror, steer well clear of this one.

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10 comments

Reviewed on

3/10

£80 40m

Nottingham, just off Hucknall Road • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Rang to enquire, partner in crime was BarbyDoll and they would both be available from 2pm onwards so made the booking for 5.30pm, tried to find some information on BarbyDoll but nothing jumped out, this should have been a warning sign but Hey Ho, I persisted and made the booking, having looked at Candy’s photos and profile It struck me that a half decent time was on the cards anyway without knowing who BarbyDoll was, she looked really slim, fit and had a resemblance to Surrane Jones who would be on my hit list any day of the week!!

Venue

into the brightly lit bedroom, I must say it’s very well kept and clean and brighter than Blackpool tower

Looks

the photos and her physique may be reminiscent of her from 10 / 15 years ago but not now. Heavily plastered with make up (looked like Geronimo in War Paint), barely a resemblance to any of her images and she may have been a size 10 a long time ago but definitely a size 14 moving strongly to a size 16 now, I suppose she can carry it off with her height and she don’t talk much either.

The Meet

After all the disappointment I kept telling myself it can’t get any worse!! Surely I’ll have a good time now, “how wrong was I”, I was just down to my boxers when she returned, she laid on the bed started rubbing herself up moaning like cattle being herded through a field and dropped one tit out of her black top, bolt on’s, I only got to see the one tit which was nice, not sure about the other one so it could be the one to avoid, she wasn't keen to get it out either!! I get on the bed naked next to her, she quickly moves around so she can give me a blow job or should I say a hand job, her technique is awful, so mechanical and robot like and trying to act like she’s filming in a porn movie, it was almost comical, I said I’d rather you suck it than wank it, she said just go with the flow (cheeky fucka, who’s paying I thought) but she did start to suck my cock more but it was disappointing, took my mind off it by removing her knickers and finger fucking her pussy which she encouraged verbally, now I know this is one of my worst punts but in fairness to Candy she has one of the best looking pussy’s I’ve ever seen, punting or civvy and I was proper going deep, one finger and then straight into two, the moans weren’t fake so I thought I’ll have a taste, so onto her back (still only had one tit out by the way) and went for a feast, got to be honest her pussy was divine, she started to become a bit more responsive, pulling her pussy open and fingering herself, moaning and encouraging me to tongue fuck her which I duly obliged for quite some time. On with the rubber and straight into mish, I couldn’t stop myself being irritated by the fact that it now became very mechanical and robotic, not a GFE in the slightest, porn star moaning and dialogue just does not do it for me, it’s so fake and unnecessary and I got to the point I just wanted to finish and fuck off.

Final Thoughts

A bad meeting, not even a bad pump and dump, it was a shit pump and dump, her website feedback is very mis leading, BEWARE!! and also consider that the £80ph for a two girl may be tempting but it could just be a way of getting you to book a meeting.

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Reviewed on

3/10

£80 1h

Nottingham, off Hucknal road, not far from the hospital • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

all good with the comms prior to the meet, nice and polite, good clear instructions (Nottingham, off Hucknal road, not far from the hospital)

Looks

finally opened the door to a fuller figure than that pictured in the website profile. She's clearly had a meal or two since her pics were taken but honestly, she looks none the worse for it. if anything, I personally think her figure is more attractive as it is now. she was nicely done up in a basque, fishnets, and high heels.

The Meet

once upstairs and the money dealt with though, and things turned for the worse. I paid for the hour and almost instantly regretted it. zero effort on her part. her (enhanced) boobs would have stayed in their cups had I not got stuck in but the knickers came off and with the way she was laying back and wanting my cock round her minge, I honestly thought she wanted BB but I asked for a condom and on it went. no oral, no warm up, just wanted to lay back while I got on with it. I humped away as if it was a sex doll and then she rolled off to sort herself out. chatted briefly (during which she answered her phone and texts!). eventually she asked if I was good to go again because I'd started slipping a finger in. I said I wanted her to go on top this time and the prospect of her breaking a sweat was clearly disagreeable. I settled for doing her doggy style and honestly, she might as well have been asleep. I don't pretend I'm any kind of god in the sack but the zero effort thing carried on. I thumbed her arse which made her jump and categorically ruled any of those sort of games out with some crap excuse about medication she's on. bit of a pisser because I'd wanted that to be where things ended up. having said that though, some of the whiffs that were coming up from the business end made me glad I didn't have a crack at rimming or anything more.

Final Thoughts

came away having had two shags with what might as well have been an inflatable. couldn't wait to get my kit on and fuck off. but I can see now why she's only £80 for the hour.

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27 comments

Reviewed on

3/10

£70 1h

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

I forgot the golden rule and didn't check here before I booked one of her Tuesday 'special offers'. £70 for 1 hour including anal. 🤪 I was just looking for someone with a decent arse I could fill and didn't check her out properly first. It started okay. Her comms were good and so were the directions. But when I got there on time and called for the house number I got a reply back saying she wasn't ready and needed 15-20 minutes. Half an hour later I was just about to leave when I got the house number. I went to the door and met the previous punter as he was leaving. Another bad sign. Not only did I meet another punter on the way out, it meant she must have sent the text when he was still with her. It just got worse from there.

Venue

Not mentioned

Looks

She had a decent figure but she did look rough. Loads of makeup and loads of perfume. She was wearing a bra, no knickers and a short gown that didn't hide anything. Her arse was quite nice. Her boobs were so fake though they looked like the skin was stretched so tightly over the implants you could almost read the makers label.

The Meet

Candy met me at the door as she let the other guy out. She had a decent figure but she did look rough. Loads of makeup and loads of perfume. She was wearing a bra, no knickers and a short gown that didn't hide anything. Oh well, she'll be facing the other way so it doesn't matter. Her arse was quite nice so I let my need for a shag overrule my brain. Her boobs were so fake though they looked like the skin was stretched so tightly over the implants you could almost read the makers label. We went upstairs and while I 'got ready' she answered her text's. We started off with her wanking me. She was definitely trying to get me to come as quickly as possible because she didn't slow down when I asked her to. I had to move out of reach. Then after that she suggested that I lie down on my back. She then climbed on top and carried on trying to wank me as hard as she could. Getting really pissed off now, I suggested we try something else for a bit. At that point she moved forward and started trying to guide me into her pussy bareback. 😱 That was it for me. I left.

Final Thoughts

It just got worse from there. That was it for me. I left.

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6 comments

Reviewed on

4/10

£70 30m

Terraced house near nottingham city centre • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Phone/SMS- good comms

Venue

Terraced house near nottingham city centre

Looks

Black hair, tall 6ft +pornstar heels, Slim nice body, good tits, good ass.

The Meet

Dirty whore but below par service, would not recommend. I find myself in Nottingham with a load to blow. Im keen on a dirty one who takes it in the ass. Good comms, polite and nice room. Looks the part- tall, huge heels, nice tits and a good bum with slim waist. I'm impressed. Dosh over and its all downhill from here. She walks out for 2/3 minutes. Back in and I ask for OWO. Shes barely on the head of my cock. Ask for deepthroat she insists that is not one of her likes. Fair enough I say. Condom on and into doggy style, she complains about the position of my knees/legs digging into her. Fair enough. Takes a decent pounding. I ask her if I can shove it in her ass which looks inviting. She accepts however looks rather displeased at the request. I attempt to stuff her ass but go limp due to her reactions. I can tell shes playing games now and is up to the usual tricks. Ask her if I can toy her ass instead with the rather interesting dildos by the bedside. She says no. Back to standard doggy we go and I ask if I can blow a load in her mouth. She states "you are fixated on doing certain things, fuck sake...just blow a load on me" and invites me to spunk on her pussy with legs wide open. I give up trying to do what I want to at this point and the filthy talk begins. I blow a huge load over her pussy and asshole which was fairly satisfying. She lies on the bed and plays with her phone whilst I decide to make excuses and a swift exit. This was probably around 30mins, I had paid for 1 hour.

Final Thoughts

Only use if you are in nottingham and at complete dead end. Do not book for more than 30 mins. Neutral because she looked the part and finished the job but would NOT go back or recommend.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£70 1h

Nottingham • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Booking was simple enough but a bit of ping pong text before i could get through the door but once inside it was all good.

Venue

Once inside her clean, pleasant room i paid the cash and got undressed while she did the obligatory disappearing act (what the actual fuck do these girls do with the money that takes so long?)

Looks

Candy is tall, very tall and especially in high heels. Dressed and make up like the stereotype street whore - not by request but fitted my mood perfectly. Considering how long she's been on the game her body is not in bad shape, slim with nice big fake tits. Forget the profile age, you could add 10years easily.

The Meet

Services were all on offer, RO and good enthusiastic deep throat which culminated in CIM. Johnny on and Round two was plenty of fucking. Loads of dirty talk added to the atmosphere. Shes flexible and will go any where for you on command. Took anal with absolute ease and a welcome relief when i pulled out with no skids on the condom (my last go at anal with a WG imploded at this stage! 🤮 !)

Final Thoughts

I got exactly what i wanted from the punt and at only £70 p/h good value for money too. Politeness and manners of course but "treat her well"? Fuck that, treat her like a wank rag and you'll have a good time.

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8 comments

Reviewed on

6/10

£60 35m

Nottingham Road, Basford • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Communications

polite, friendly and gave directions over the phone well

Venue

discreet side street of Nottingham Road, Basford, I parked in the sainsburys at the top of the street and walked down, called her as I walked to the door as she ask, as not to attract the neighbours attention, safe clean house, no issues.

Looks

Not the prettiest girl out there and looks like there's a few miles on the clock, stunk of weed (probably why she layed like a sack of spuds) but a lovely girl even though it did feel like a routine from her, massage was terrible she said she had bad hands, they hurt after a few minutes, probably shaking too many cocks off over the years.

The Meet

no dfk she turned away from kissing and explained it was a no-no, she was happy sucking my cock without though.... Ro and fingers to start her off, mish and doggy, she seemed to just lay there rather than be involved but she does have sexy fake big boobs that does turn me on 😊 whilst doing doggy took my cock out her snatch and pushed it up her arse, no complaints and all included in the £60 what can you say?

Final Thoughts

Conclusion - you get what you pay for, sex was good and I like big fake tits, did her in the arse, nice and tight, I paid for the hour but after unloading the first warm sample decided it was enough and left after 35-40 mins, she wasn't a massive turn on for me and she stunk of canabis, seemed pretty out of it in honesty but like I say £60/hour you get what you pay for. Review is positive based on the price and she does exactly what she advertises, looks exactly like her photos and was very polite, asked me if I'd like her to wear anything special, even offered a drink, probably won't return in honest but not an entirely bad experience.

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6 comments