English 36JJ Nurse

Lymm - WA13 (see outcall areas in Details)

7 reviews

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Age: 40-44

Gender: Female

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 11st 0lb

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Brown

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Body Type: Average

Nearest Rail Station: It Depends

Reviews

7 TOTAL REVIEWS

2.4/10

AVERAGE RATING

Pennine Rover

Reviewed on 24 Jun 2024

2/10

£100 20m

Gote Road in Cockermouth • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I don’t punt much these days, so I am selective, and I was impressed with this lady’s profile and photos. However I was sadly disappointed. Communications were fine by phone.

Venue

She was working for the usual upstairs flat in Gote Road in Cockermouth. Nice but not too easy to get to incognito.

Looks

She says she is 40 but she looks early 50s and not that good. I was not sure whether the 36JJs were her boobs or belly!

The Meet

I was let in and handed the cash and told to undress while she stashed it which seemed to take some time. She returned wearing large knickers and stockings. Certainly very different from her photos. She claims to be intelligent and privately educated but it was difficult to make any conversation with her. She started with a pathetic effort at a back massage. As it was going nowhere, I turned over and asked for GFE. Her effort at kissing with tiny pecks. I tried to get her interested but I’d have got more response from a blow up doll! I asked her with finish me off with a HJ which she insisted was covered! I dressed and left. I was out in 20 minutes, and she had spend 5 minutes of that stashing the money and another five with the so called back massage.

Final Thoughts

A total waste of money. Best avoided.

Pennine Rover • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Having just posted this and the other reviews have come up, all negative and saying the same as I did. She has changed her name to hide the bad reviews.
it shows it with worth searching on the name.

Pennine Rover • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I did do a search on her profile name here but never thought she had changed her name.

Pennine Rover • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

You do indeed. She must have got wind of the bad reviews and changed her name. It begs the question though, if she has seen the reviews why does she not up her game?

Radioactiveboy28 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I think the answer to that, my friend, is that there's too many of us who either don't use this site or think "maybe she's changed now" and take a chance for her to need to

MrSteven

Reviewed on 25 Nov 2022

3/10

£120 25m

the Ferry • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

good enough, directed me to a car park near the flat which she could see from the window - but the car park was strictly employees only and overlooked by an office full of said employees, so I parked nearish although she still insisted I go through the car park so she could see me.....must have passed the test because then directed to a nice air b n b across the road. All in the Ferry which as most will know is posh for Dundee

Venue

a nice air b n b across the road. All in the Ferry which as most will know is posh for Dundee

Looks

half the expected height , big tits and a fat gut...nice enough but plain facially and short dyed blonde. I guess in her 50s.

The Meet

All the way upstairs, left standing at door for a few minutes, she hid behind it... In I go and she is half the expected height , big tits and a fat gut...nice enough but plain facially and short dyed blonde. I guess in her 50s. Chatty. Very chatty, often repetitive. Was thinking I`d stay an hour for a fabulous romp but cut to half hour on sight and as weirdness increased... More chat, stripped off, bit of a cold handed massage, some momentary teasing, flip over and then a hand job. I was fine with that as had lost most of the horn by then....all delivered perfunctually. She did say she was not keen on sex , finds condoms a hassle etc and the slight look of distaste on her face as she discussed made me feel like I was no longer keen on sex either.... All the while prattling on about stuff. Dressed and out the door in around 25 minutes feeling like a dick for going through with it.

Final Thoughts

To be honest she`s a nice enough lady, just not what is advertised and not interested in what she`s offering, all at a high price of course....now I`ve read her profile again I can see warning signs in the sheer amount of prattle in it. So this is just to warn anyone else who`s even thinking about it. Unless you like any of the above reality of service she is in clear breach of advertising standards. Just don`t.

MrSteven • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Sorry, not done a review for ages , can someone please change this to NEGATIVE !!!

Cabertosser

Reviewed on 29 Apr 2021

3/10

£150 1h

just off the round about at the bottom of Holborn St • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

I think she used to go by lusty librarian. Horrified by this. I was absolutely done. She is English and has good communication. Agreed DFK, GFE on the phone prior.

Venue

Good accommodation with parking.

Looks

She has a decent set of tits. Body on the whole is done. She is in her 50s I’d say. Not the worst looking.

The Meet

Started with a shit massage and 20 questions. She wouldn’t stop chatting and asking me questions. Oral with which was ok. She then took the condom off to wank me more. I was fine having her big cans in my face. I then told her I wanted to fuck her, she said next time ! That was her only condom. What the fuck ! Ended up wanking off and leaving in total disgust. She fucking done me like a kipper. Heavily wounded.

Final Thoughts

That’s the end of the positives. I paid £150 for the hour. Ended up wanking off and leaving in total disgust. She fucking done me like a kipper. Heavily wounded.

Slaveofnature • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Are you thinking of Lil the Lusty Librarian as there surely can't be two lusty librarians doing business in Scotland? If so then she looks nothing like this SP. Also she is American slim and has smallish tits.

Cabertosser • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Apologies my mistake. I thought from the pics it was the same. I will edit it out my post.

ik8133 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Sorry to hear you had a shit punt.

I do seem to recall her having a user name with "librarian" included in the title previously though.

oddson1970 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

when you click on the reviews at the top of the page , her previous reviews have her under the name Kate Librarian.....all negs with the same MO as the OP.How the hell does she manage to make a living?

Cabertosser • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I assumed it was the “American librarian”. I didn’t do my due diligence thoroughly.

She mentioned she is planning on staying until Wednesday and will return to Aberdeen in August.

Avoid at all counts.

Problem Child • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Wow! I’ve read some bullshit laden profiles before, but that one really takes the biscuit.
She’s been around since 2016 it seems and still makes money. 🤷

J_H • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Q. "What countries have you travelled?" A. "New York-New Orleans-Vegas"!

"Educated to a degree level".

Fucking priceless.

Slaveofnature • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Yes I often wonder about this sort of thing in a profile. I don't book them for an intellectual discussion on the merits of existenialism or to discuss French novels. Strange that they think this would attract anyone.

Jj44

Reviewed on 10 Jan 2019

3/10

30m

Exeter • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

As per the other reviews, (which I should have checked first).

Looks

She did however have massive tits, and is quite attractive if you like your mature lady. However, her pictures aren’t realistic, she’s probably at least a dress size bigger.

The Meet

No sex, even though it was on the list. She was in a rush to suck me off and kick me out. Asked for 69 and she actually said “I’m ok thanks”...! I told her I wasn’t doing it for her benefit!

Final Thoughts

Don’t bother! I have since noticed her profile has disappeared from the platform...

MT balls • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Hi OP , I've seen her profile a few times in Exeter ,I think she is a tourer .She looks OK ,but I've noticed on her likes list ' no penetration ' which is a no no for me .
You should research this more diligently in future, it had helped me out a lot since I found here .
Sorry you had a lousy punt , better luck next time .
MT .

chrispuckey • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She was in Torquay a couple of years ago working out of a block of flats down by the harbour. Phoned booked arrived only to find she had a cleaner in doing the flat. Waited for 10 minutes then left only to get a text 20 minutes later saying she was ready!!
I went off and banged my regular girl, something to be said for a guaranteed good shag.

exe-punter • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I'd be interested to hear what other people think her "strategy" is?

Years ago I met her... didn't go through with the deed because although she had amazing tits, facially she wasn't that hot. She was offering a full personal at the time, and the thought of her on top with those big tits bouncing away was appealing. Recently my balls were getting the better of my brain and I thought I'd give her a call to see if she was available. Utterly shit attitude on the phone.

Do providers like this hope that punters are thinking with their balls and they don't check the services offer before booking? And then just get knocked back when she says no to penetration?

She's clearly not relying on repeat business!

carlisle

Reviewed on 04 Apr 2018

3/10

north of England • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Saw this lady in the north of England a couple of days ago, nice enough person but couldn't wait to get it over with , all she seemed to want to do was HJ & massage and make me come quickly , paid for 2 hours , shoved out in 1 hour, mentioned penetration which is on her list , told no , maybe didn't like me but very disappointing , she mentions all these things on her listing which sound great but she dosent do , also says age 40 , must be at least 50

Looks

also says age 40 , must be at least 50

The Meet

nice enough person but couldn't wait to get it over with , all she seemed to want to do was HJ & massage and make me come quickly , paid for 2 hours , shoved out in 1 hour, mentioned penetration which is on her list , told no , maybe didn't like me but very disappointing , she mentions all these things on her listing which sound great but she dosent do

Final Thoughts

very disappointing , she mentions all these things on her listing which sound great but she dosent do , also says age 40 , must be at least 50

carlisle • 05 Apr 2018, 09:46

Hello, saw his lady a few days ago near Carlisle , pleasant enough , but a waste of money states 40 on profile , must be at least 52 , paid for 2 hours, shoved out the door in 1 , seemed to just want to get you to cum as quick as possible , when I am there says she does not offer penetrative sex , on her profile it says she does , on her profile it states all the role plays and scenarios she offers and she is a qualified sex therapist , utter rubbish all she offered was a very average HJ & even more average massage

shaft10 • 05 Apr 2018, 14:53

Sounds genuine to me she has other reviews on here which are equally shit, one for the 'not list' 👋

NigelF • 05 Apr 2018, 14:55

+1

Seems like an honest mistake (although an avoidable one as Happyjose has just pointed out). Discounting carlisle's 2 reviews, she still has 2 damning negatives on here (and no positives or neutrals) which support his review. They also serve as good reminder to ensure one always checks the reviews on here before booking.

Anyway, cheers for the review OP.

NervousJ

Reviewed on 13 Dec 2017

2/10

£80 20m

kegworth • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Agreed over the phone kissing and protected sex, which seemed wasn't on offer on a visit I'd read about. Agreed a time and directed to a new build in kegworth, or there or there abouts.

Venue

Directed to a new build in kegworth, or there or there abouts.

Looks

She looks a bit like a middle aged neighbour, wearing a slip of some description and pants and bra. Huge pair of tits on show. Literally the only good point about the meet. Them photos must be either old, they aren't a true reflection. She isn't bad by any means, but does have a tummy. Tattoo around her arm.

The Meet

In I went to be greeted by Kate. She looks a bit like a middle aged neighbour, wearing a slip of some description and pants and bra. Huge pair of tits on show. Literally the only good point about the meet. Stripped off and onto the bed for a bit of idle chat and a shit massage. Over I turned where I asked for a kiss. What I got was awfull, pursed lips. Says French kissing in likes list, no sign of that.. Offered ow, which was pretty shit, I knew owo wasn't on the menu... I then said, ok, do you want to jump on... Oh, I don't do sex... Wtf!!!!! Errrrm, hang on I said, we agreed on the phone. So £80 for shit kissing and a shit massage. Just about to argue and ask for my cash back when she agreed. I honestly wished I'd got half back and fucked off. Had her in mish, which was shit, did everything to stop me properly getting a good length, filled the bag, cleaned myself up and fucked off... Think I was in and out in 20 mins...serves me right I suppose. I should have known better.

Final Thoughts

Absolute waste of space and one to avoid.... 😡 😡 😡 😡

Dipper • 13 Dec 2017, 20:18

Dreadful.

Thanks for reviewing though NJ. Shame that you went against the previous neg, but now we know. 👎

Lincs.man1 • 13 Dec 2017, 20:27

Sorry to hear you've had a bad punt NJ. I can see why you had a go on her, the rack is something to behold in her pictures. Thanks for the review - one to avoid!

MikeTheBike • 13 Dec 2017, 21:20

Oh dear, Jimmy. I have just read her profile. It says it all - she sounds like a self obsessed woman with no interest in making her client happy.

pictisunum • 14 Dec 2017, 19:55

Sorry you had a bad one NJ.

I agree on her profile content. Whether it's genuine or a work of fiction it conveys nothing that I need to know about a WG, and everything about it indicates that she's primarily concerned with distancing herself from the world of paid sex (despite wanting £80/hhr and £150/hr). I've met many WGs who have qualifications, talents, accomplishments, etc, and while these qualities can potentially enhance an interaction, they're not the real reason that we're there.

S.X. MacHine

Reviewed on 10 Nov 2016

1/10

30m

Do not recommend

The Meet

Had a disappointing half hour with this girl, started with a covered bj then she invited me to "just wank myself off" then had to "pop to the toilet" total waste of fucking money.

Final Thoughts

total waste of fucking money.

emptymybaws • 10 Nov 2016, 20:52

Did you fuk her, was the sex good ? 😊

bigmike32 • 11 Nov 2016, 06:16

Penetration is not listed on her likes list so i wouldve avoided.

johnjo72 • 11 Nov 2016, 17:24

how much does she charge if you are overdue when you take your books back 🙄

what a name for a profile