BritishNylonGoddess

Pimlico - SW1P (see outcall areas in Details)
8 reviews
6.910

Age: 40-44

Gender: Female

Height: 5'4"

Weight: 11st 0lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 36"

Bra Cup Size: JJ

Breast Enhancement: Enhanced

Body Type: Curvy

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Victoria

Reviews

8 TOTAL REVIEWS
6.9/10
AVERAGE RATING
9/10

Met on

£300 1h

near Kings Cross • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Easy, started with website emails and then switched to texts. Very responsive

Venue

Appartment near Kings Cross. The appartment inside is nice, the elevator smelled some weed.

Looks

What you see in the pictures is what you get. The body is exactly like the pictures and the face is nice as well. Think stifler's mom and you are not far off. Boobs nice and fluffy like whipped cream and a nice round ass.

The Meet

Greeted at the door, kisses and straight into the livingroom to sort out paperwork and the plan. 10/10 for filling out every outfit request. Shower and straight into the bedroom. I asked for an introduction to femdom/prostate massage as i'd like to see if thats for me. Started with some foot/body worship and she was bossy about it. Licked all the right places and onto the bed. She tied my feet and started stroking my willy. I had to ask permission to touch her which was awesome. She inserted a couple of fingers in (me, doh) and the play kept going. In goes the toys and the massage. Eventually she would take some breaks to sit on my face and body slam me with those whipped cream tits. She maintained constant eye lock witch made her more intimidating. This was only one round - i didnt ask for another (one was enough at that time). A bit of chit chat about toys, advanced femdom and possible duo partners,

Final Thoughts

I enjoyed the bossiness and the whole vibe but i dont think the toys on me is my thing. The girl is 100% my type and i'll definitely be back for more.

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3 comments
10/10

£300 1h

London • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Easy - sent an email to be sure the type of session I want is ok with her and made the booking. We chatted by text message on the day of to confirm and to get directions

Venue

Large apartment - easy to find and impeccably clean

Looks

Fantastic - 10/10 As her name suggests, she is definitely busty and if you look up from there, she has a beautiful face as well, She does it for me. She was dressed in a silky, revealing blouse, short skirt, hose, and high heels. If you like a woman with long, manicured nails - you won't be disappointed.

The Meet

Over time, I've come to understand that it's very difficult to find a provider that can do a tie and tease session right. I've found it to be a hit or miss and when I add the CFNM element to it, it's even more difficult to find someone who "gets it", despite how well-meaning that person might be. This has been a source of some frustration for me. The provider probably has to have great people reading skills, experience, and intuition to get it right. I think that BritishBustyHoney really gets it. It was the best tie and tease I ever had. She kept me on edge for almost the full hour using all the physical and psychological assets she has at her disposal which had me panting and wildly bucking my hips over and over again. My eventual orgasm almost gave me an aneurysm.

Final Thoughts

Would I see her again? Oh hell yes!

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7 comments
4/10

£300 1h

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

The profile drew me in and despite the fact that I anticipated she may slightly older than 37, the rest of the stats drew me in and down the rabbit hole I went.

Venue

Not a bad aprt

Looks

Incall to her place. Not a bad aprt and on arrival she was good looking enough, if a bit chubby round the middle. Tall in her heels, long dress. Clearly big baps but had a feeling it was more ‘weight’ than ‘mass.’ Has a faux posh accent which she used throughout to give the impression of a very posh home counties lady of the manor, but it all reminded me a bit of seeing an english escort before the Eastern Europeans turned up in the mid-90s and upped the game.

The Meet

There was a lot of ‘cheeky comments and fluttering of the eyebrows’ but for me it didnt work. Onto the action and bj was ok but no more than that and it was all a bit ‘isnt this great, seductive noises and cheeky smiles,’ but compared to my usuals SPs in town it was well off the pace and rather dull. Came over her tits (as she ducked the facial, skillfully but deliberately.) She asked to fuck but not in mood and by now was certain she was the wrong side of ‘unit size’ for me so wanked myself off to more moans and groans from her for round 2, mainly/simply to get ny money’s worth.

Final Thoughts

Added to £300 for the hour and it was not my finest hour to say the least.

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11 comments
6/10

£300

South Kensington • Incall

Would repeat

Communications

After previous neutrals I still wanted to see this service provider for some domination face sitting and she has amazing cute size 3 feet. After giving her a huge envelope of 300 quid I made it clear there would be no sitting around eating or drinking. She was dressed in black pvc and black boots as I had requested. I asked to be dominated by face sitting and for her to restrict me on cumming. And making me beg before each climax.

Looks

Size 12/14 huge boobs figure 8/10. Face not so attractive as the body bit of a piggy nose and ageing but all in all fuckable but not £300 fit as fuckable.

The Meet

Allowed a foot wank for a short time which was good. Her ass was awesome for the face sitting part. Had two rounds of her bossing me around telling me to clean her ass as she straddled me. The main reason I went for a neutral was because of the price point she is more than some current and younger porn stars and she does tend to rush. For this amount of money I want to feel like I’m your main priority. I did enjoy the service but I would do a half an hour if I returned.

Final Thoughts

Would I see again? Perhaps if she was £250.

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2 comments
5/10

£300 1h

London, in the Borough of Kensington and Chelsea. Flat in very nice residential street. Very discrete. • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

9/10 Initial contact via website email and then firmed up on the day by text. Good directions to premises.

Venue

9/10 Flat in very nice residential street. Very discrete.

Looks

8/10 Claims dress size 12, I would say more a 14, photos on her website profile are air brushed to make her skin look enhanced, I don’t remember her skin being as good as the photos. It wasn’t bad; but just be aware the photos have been doctored. Age: I would say older than her quoted “37”, add about five years to this. Height: 5”4 to 5”5 Nationality: British

The Meet

4/10 I had high hopes for this meeting, it was my birthday the week before and so I wanted to treat myself, I thought with the really good pictures and profile along with her high costs this would surely be a great booking. I specifically asked for a GFE. Marilyn opened the door and greeted me wearing black stockings, suspenders, a bra and knickers. She has a great figure and simply massive boobs, like really amazing. If you like big boobs you’ll like hers! I was lead to the bedroom where I was offered a glass of wine and a tray of olives and some other meat. I’m vegetarian and so declined, there was no alternative offering due to me being vege, first minus point! I found her quite bossy and quite controlling throughout the booking, personally I like to start, go with the flow and see how it goes. We started of gentle kissing; she then stops me and start talking about something totally irrelevant, she then tells me which items of clothing to remove from myself, a few seconds more kissing, then tells me what to do next etc. Get the gist? I go down onto her for some RO and she starts making really loud and clearly fake groaning noises, at one point I’m not actually doing anything and she’s making noises and wriggling around. It’s clearly very false and a great pretence, anyway cutting a long story short on with the bag, a few minutes with me on top and job is done! No soon as I had pulled out she reaches for her nightie and puts it on. Clearly indicating that this is getting towards the end of the booking. I finished with some light chat and left after about 45 minutes. Got the impression that she has a set routine to take people through and that she does. I’m no push over but don’t have a set agenda for bookings, just see how they go. I did find her quite bossy and that the booking was going to be directed and steered by her and her alone.

Final Thoughts

5/10 My hopes for a great booking were dashed, it was a lovely venue, nice wine on arrival, offer of food etc, all extras that you would anticipate for the price that she is charging, but not really necessary.

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13 comments
6/10

Met on

£50 30m

central Guildford • Incall

Recommend

Communications

TK gets a mention on the "Huge tit lover requires servicing!!" so i thought i'd wazz up a catch up review

Venue

Guildford Gems - at their set-up in central Guildford

Looks

A phenomenal rack - biggest ever little WP has been in between. Dress size 10 is optimistic - i reckon a 12. Early 30s would appear accurate

The Meet

Going for the basic services wasn't that well received but not unexpected. But she put a lot of effort in with a bit of edging. Was on the premises no more than 30 mins & this included a quick shower. Needed to get loads of oil off little WP

Final Thoughts

Recommend: Yes more towards GG pricing. If you like massive tits. Not @ 250 for the hour

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3 comments
7/10

Met on

£100 30m

Evesham Road • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I made the call not long after 5pm and asked if I could see her for an hour at 8pm. She took a few moments to check her diary, said it would be okay and would text the details soon – which see did.

Venue

a series of serviced apartments off the Evesham Road, which can get a little busy at times.

Looks

Her body is utterly bonkers – tits are off the chart – and her arse is a peach. I’ve read reviews that haven’t been too complimentary about her midsection but I felt it was toned enough.

The Meet

BBH opened the door and was revealing a lovely, see-though, tight dress that accentured her body nicely. It was when she escorted me to her room that the fly landed in the ointment. She stated she was seeing me for 30 minutes, which I challenged given our earlier conversation. She said she could only do the 30 so it was stay or walk. It was disappointing but I stayed as I was determined not to have a wasted journey – she also saved me £50. A drink of water and rapid loss of clothing later, and BBH had me on my back and proceeded to suck my cock with gusto. It was a toe-curling experience, especially with the combination of a tit-wank as well. This lead to her riding me very energetically and burying my face in her chest, before we finished doggy-style - which was very horny indeed. BBH truly has a filthy mouth that could make a trooper blush.

Final Thoughts

Overall, BBH gave a great service; it was just marred a bit by the change in times. This might have just been a misunderstanding, and the quality of the service means it wasn’t a totally negative punt, but it’s a reminder to absolutely clear on the times. If it were to happen again I’d walk. In all honestly, I think I’d probably just stick to half hours with her in future, because I don’t think I could go an hour without wanting to ruin her make-up and hair!

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6 comments
8/10

£150 1h

Incall

Recommend

Communications

PS coms were interesting reply very quickly to website emails, and agree meeting about a week in advance and she was nearly fully booked by then. Finding out where she was the day before was left to me text and waiting in the evening, her voicemail was full so a waste of time.

Looks

I think i need to say she isnt my type having met her appear wise, very enhanced not only in boobies but also face. And she hasnt taken the greatest care of her body. She does indeed look a bit like a marilyn monroe fuck doll, so if that's your cuppa she will def work for you. Apart from that she is intelligent, a huge nympho and a geniune non faking porn star.

The Meet

The service was awesome arrived offered water or juice. When she return she turned from a great hostess to the nympho. Though i did notice a like fk though i do have a bit of a mental goatee so can forgive this and her lips kind of put me off. Then she dropped to her knees and enjoyed a very wet bj, then on to bed to continue was a very good bj though not very deep. The went down on her, but she was the type to clamp her legs on ur head to reduce activity which i hate. Fucking was missionary, decided to pop load so had time for recharge for second round. Then had a good chat, very interersting and very willing to talk about other WG/pornstars, including the best and worst one of whom i've seen and whole agree been a pot head. Then it was time for round two, we were a little short of time so was a bj to wake up the wee man, then a really good titty fuck... And i blew in mouth. It must have been good as i'm usually a once only in an hour appointment. Then a very unrush chat and bye, no elements of clock watching.

Final Thoughts

In conclusion.... a great nympho, very skilled and intelligent. Not my type but if u like the idea of a fuck doll you can do alot worse, with maybe not the greatest body beyond the bobbies. She def provides a pornstar experience, and for a £150 an hour a bit of a bargain for a pornstar.

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5 comments