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CarlASeXyy

Eccleshill - BD10 (see outcall areas in Details)
5 reviews
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3.810

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Age: 35-39

Gender: Female

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 8st 9lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Red

Eye Color: Green

Nationality: Romanian

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 38"

Bra Cup Size: D

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 28"

Body Type: Athletic

Smoking: Yes

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: Yes

Nearest Rail Station: inter change

Reviews

5 TOTAL REVIEWS
3.8/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

2/10

£70 30m

BD2 • BD2 area • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Booking was done through text, communication was decent until I entered the flat.

Venue

Carla works from a flat in the BD2 area as stated on her VS ad. The location is not the most discreet but, I was able to get in without waiting long.

Looks

She also looked like someone that was half asleep or was waiting for the 30 mins to be over.

The Meet

On entering her flat, Carla barely spoke. She also looked like someone that was half asleep or was waiting for the 30 mins to be over. After handing the cash, Carla told me to undress and lay down on the bed. What happened next was the most lacklustre body to body massage for about 30 seconds in an attempt to get me hard. She gave up and pulled out the condom which she placed on with her gob. She then proceeded with oral for about 1 minute before asking what position I wanted. Starting off with missionary but was getting put off by Carla’s disinterested face. Unable to finish in mish, switched to doggy and then Carla on top. She practically gave up after 5 minutes and insisted on finishing me off with a handjob. At least the handjob was decent, blew my load to which Carla reacted with disgust. After cleaning me up, got dressed again and left 10 minutes earlier. One of the worst punts of my life and someone to avoid in the future.

Final Thoughts

One of the worst punts of my life and someone to avoid in the future.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£80 15m

her flat • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Comms were faultless - within half an hour of contacting her, I was outside her flat. She buzzed me up, but for some reason was talking very quietly - I think there was maybe another punter in another room because I could hear voices.

Venue

Ushered into her room, and there's not much chit chat.

Looks

Those tits are ENORMOUS, and they're still quite firm and shapely, but it's clear she's put on a fair few pounds since her profile photos were taken. Her face particularly looks a lot fatter, which isn't helped by the lip fillers. Don't get me wrong, she's not "fat", but just be aware she won't look as slim as her profile.

The Meet

Ushered into her room, and there's not much chit chat. I give her the money, and straight away she's getting her clothes off. Those tits are ENORMOUS, and they're still quite firm and shapely, but it's clear she's put on a fair few pounds since her profile photos were taken. Her face particularly looks a lot fatter, which isn't helped by the lip fillers. Don't get me wrong, she's not "fat", but just be aware she won't look as slim as her profile. She got me to lie down on the bed, and having gotten me hard (I was already pretty hard tbh), she's straight on with the condom for a bit of covered oral. I'm feeling those huge tits while she's doing it, then I decide to reach over to her pussy to see if she's okay with that. She seemed to react well to me playing with her clit, and then after just a few minutes, she decides to mount me. We're doing that for a few minutes, and then she asks if I want to do doggy. I say I'd like to go on top first, so we do that for a good few minutes, before changing over to doggy. After a few minutes, I can't keep it in any longer, so I fill the bag, and she clears it up and gives my cock a wipe down. Without really saying anything, she makes it clear she's getting dressed, so I start getting dressed too, and she says she needs to get something, so will leave when I leave. I notice I've only been there 15 minutes - however, the punt is done, I've gotten what I came for, so I'm not overly fussed.

Final Thoughts

Overall, I'll give it a neutral. If I'd paid for 15 minutes, then it would have been a positive for a successful and efficient pump and dump. But I paid for half an hour, and it's clear she had no intention of it lasting that long, and also just made it completely impersonal. Her tits are big and quite nice, but there wasn't much chance to do an awful lot with them so she almost might as well have just been flat chested. I don't think I'd go back, but if I did, it would be for a 15 minute appointment, because the sex itself was decent enough.

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Reviewed on

3/10

Do not recommend

Communications

Arranged to meet via text a couple of hours in advance, turned up sent texts & called but no reply 🤷

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Reviewed on

3/10

Met on

30m

Outskirts of Bradford • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Booked 30 mins, was treated a bit like a quickie.

Venue

Outskirts of Bradford, shonky block of flats on a busyish junction. Flat is one of the first so apart from waiting outside you're not too exposed. Warning: the room was possibly the smokiest den I've ever been in. It was hazy in the air and I'd barely laid back after spunking and she was getting a fresh cig out.

Looks

Decent ish body, very top heavy. Bottom has probably gone too skinny, didn't really see a point in grabbing and smacking it.

The Meet

1 and done and it was over with rather quickly. She's rather brusque, asked me "WHAT?" when I was smiling as she got her tits out. Essentially told to get undressed, laid down, she stripped, impressively put the rubber on with her gob, a minute of average deep throat before she got on all fours facing a full wall mirror and I entered her. So little interaction up to that point I just decided to plough her quickly and be done - which I'm sure is the aim. Very little interaction so not sure how great her English is.

Final Thoughts

A rather expensive wank all told.

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Reviewed on

6/10

£60 30m

Bradford • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

So felling the need to empty my sack and not having a great choice in Leeds after 21:00 on website my search was widened to include Bradford and this is where Carla Sexyy shows available. A couple of texts to check if still working and confirm the general area of Bradford and once time was sorted was parked up, a quick call to confirm I was in the right location then Carla guided me in to the block of flats which has access straight of the main road and into the bedroom.

Venue

Quickest description - dark with just a small Christmas tree light thing going on in the corner.

Looks

The website pictures are Carla as she had the same tattoos as in the pictures, however the are not as upto date as you might think or someone is very good with photoshop etc. Her website stats put her at a size 8, this might have been her size about 5 years ago she is more like a 12 going in a 14 now and although her tits are magnificent which are with big and natural she has a bit of a belly. Age wise I reckon the 31 claimed is a little generous and I’d actually add 4 or 5 years to that.

The Meet

Into the flat and Carla is wearing some one piece body thing that is totally uninspiring, paper work sorted £60 for 30 mins with option to extend to 1hr. The one piece comes of and it releases the huge tits. As getting my kit off the usual “wow that’s big” bullshit, on to the bed and Carla set to with a great OWO no sign of a massage not that i was bothered just need to empty my sack. Carla’s technique was good with a mixture of licking and sucking but definitely not deep throat or sloppy bj that is advertised in her profile, but not bad overall. The OWO lasted for about 5-mins before she was reaching for a Mack but I had other plans when asking if she did RO a small giggle and she spun round on to her back for me to return the favour. Her pussy although bald could have done with a tidy up, there was definitely a “5 o clock shadow” thing going on. Her pussy was neutral tasting but this is the thing there was a smell very musty / sweaty and it was from the bed this was off putting, Carla was making noises and started to squeeze her tits and nipples while I was down there and at one point I thought she was trying to crush my skull as her thighs clamped around my head. On to the main event, she was very tight when first entering her in missionary but she loosened up after a few minutes, what was Off putting was the come for me baby, fill my pussy that she kept saying and this is point where I asked for a change of position in to doggie which she spun over and assumed the position. While banging her from behind she brought a hand up to cradle my balls and this had the desired effect and I emptied in to the bag. Quick clean up and I was back in the car 30 minutes after getting in the front door. This is very much a pump and dump and nothing like a GFE or PSE.

Final Thoughts

Would I return again no not for me. Rated this as a positive review but only just above a neutral

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