POLISH STIFLERS MILF – Polish Female Escort in Sunbury-on-thames

lykopra

Reviewed on 07 Apr 2025

8/10

£80 30m

Lichfield • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

All via text. Quick to respond. Gave me flat details when I arrived which were easy to follow.

Venue

Gated private flat in Lichfield. Flat definitely seemed like the sort WGs use - think she was sharing with another. Plenty of parking nearby - relatively cheap.

Looks

Met me in a grey dress. Can see why she uses that name as she does look a bit like Jennifer Coolidge. She's not fat but definitely sturdy. Good English, sultry tone to her which combined with her accent I found rather hot.

The Meet

Door opened as I approached. Kiss on the cheek and asked to take my shoes off before being shown into a small but functional ensuite bedroom. Handed over cash and asked to go for a shower and use mouth wash. Had had one before leaving but got the impression it wasn't negotiable. Didn't mind so had a quick wash and rinse of the teeth (even though I had brushed before leaving, too). Get out the bathroom with a towel round my waist. She leads me over to the mirrored wardrobe for some LFK before she turns round and grinds her ass against me. Pulls the towel off me and takes her dress off. I get to have a good fondle of her tits, they feel real but given their size and her age, they somehow manage to defy gravity. Over to the bed for some more light kissing, get a chance to suck on her tits before she gets to work on my dick with her mouth. Plenty of spit and she comes close to having me blow a couple of times. She works the balls with her tongue and gets as close as she can to rimming without actually doing so. She asks for some RO which I do. She tastes good and is well-trimmed but not bare. Makes some quiet noises and her legs move about quite a bit. Back to some more oral on me before moving into 69. She then says "Do you want to fuck?" I get rubbered up whilst she scoots herself into doggy and faces the mirrored wardrobe. Spend the time pounding away at her watching in the mirror or looking at her ass. Switch into missionary and whilst she's been enthusiastic, she makes more noise here. The only issue being that the condom she uses are slightly too tight for me so it kills my boner so ends up being a case of pushing rope. Onto my back and she goes back to giving me a BJ before I take over and wank myself to completion whilst sucking her tits. Clean up and chat a little bit but she's not quite the chatterbox she describes herself as or indeed other reviews indicate. I was the last one for the night so could be she just wanted to get finished but there was no feeling of being rushed out and I was there a couple of minutes over time. Big hug and kiss on the way out and hope to see her again at some point.

Final Thoughts

Had this one on my hotlist for years and just never had the chance to make it happen so when I saw she was nearby in Lichfield recently, I finally got a booking for half an hour at £80. Big hug and kiss on the way out and hope to see her again at some point.

Leviyung • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the review . Definitely my type of. Will look to meet in the future !

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casio38

Reviewed on 29 Dec 2024

9/10

Met on 01 Dec 2024

£100 45m

Maidenhead • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Messaged Pandora on WhatsApp in the morning and got a response a bit later in day with a template response with all the services she offered and then after replying confirming the time of meeting. Once nearby I let her know I was downstairs and she buzzed me into the apartment building. Having been at this location before the apartment was easy to find.

Venue

serviced apartment close to train station

Looks

Pandora looked good, she was wearing a grey dress with no bra/underwear and not long after entering the bedroom was already flashing her giant breasts at me while I got undressed.

The Meet

Was greeted by Pandora in the apartment with two kisses on the cheek and led to the bedroom where I handed over payment followed by being asked to wash my hands. Pandora looked good, she was wearing a grey dress with no bra/underwear and not long after entering the bedroom was already flashing her giant breasts at me while I got undressed. She then lead me over to a mirror grabbing my hands and encouraging me to grab her breasts and ass which I enjoyed. She then suggested I come over to bed before necking half of a can of Red Bull where she lead me through a routine of her unique blowjob style with spit and making popping sound every time she came off my cock with felt very good. Before the oral started she asked me I had already cum in the bathroom to which I said "no" which produced some laughs between us 😂 After this at her suggestion I gave her oral for a while before my tongue tired and again switching to her being on top of me stimulating me further, this then led to her giving me a tit wank which took me to the verge of having an orgasm. She then applied a condom to me with her mouth and I fucked her missionary with her hanging over the edge of the bed, being so close after two dozen strokes this took me over the edge. After clean-up she gave me lovely massage with her hands and body, feeling her breasts rub against my back was incredible. Also had some nice chit-chat about escorting/punting life in general which was fun. She then tried to initiate round two but after a valiant effort with her hanging over me and using her mouth/hands I could not continue. But did get to feel up her amazing arse while she doing this. After this I grabbed a shower, got dressed and made a discrete exit before receiving a complement for my outfit/shoes and Pandora blocking the door the other bedroom where I could hear another client/escort in the other bedroom chatting away loudly. I wonder who her friend was?

Final Thoughts

Negatives: None
Would I visit again?: I would say yes, especially if she is working close to Reading which she does now and again.

TallnHung

Reviewed on 28 May 2024

8/10

£80 30m

Reading station • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Called in the morning for a late afternoon meet. Easy by text and agreed £80 for 30 minutes.

Venue

Private rentral not for from Reading station and its easy to park freely as well as not being too overlooked.

Looks

Definitely the lady in the pictures. Reviewed here a few times and not much to add. I like busty MILFs which is why I saw her. Big tits, big ass, curvy, not bad looking, looks like pics. Very big, firm for her age and they are natural.

The Meet

Happened mid to late May on her Reading tour. £80 for 30 minutes. FK leading to DFK, RO, OWO, Facesitting, 69, titfuck, doggy & mish (covered) cum in bag. She is reviewed here already. Has a few good and bad and I cant add much to those to be fair. I like curves, big tits and MILFs so that was the reason for my positive alongside a good blowjob, some DFK and she seems up fot it too. Knowcked the door and magic door was let in with Pandora giving me a hug and some LFK as a welcome. Good start. Asked for and got a shower and came back in the room. She was wearing a grey dress, no nickers no bra and her body held up under its own she bent over the table and offered me her arse so ground into her whilst giving her a good feel that started to generate a semi. Spins round and more LFK leading to DFK as she strokes my cock and removes the towel. Off with the dress and I go for a good nibble on her hard nipples and play with her tits. Very big, firm for her age and they are natural. Led to the bed and onto her back, I go in for more DFK and slowly wqork my way down to give her RO. Clean and neat pussy so ate that for a while, she got into it and with a finger helping she came on my face. Nice. Up for more DFK, much deeper this time and she says 'On your back, Im sitting on your face'. Seems she quite likes a bit of control, no issues there. Onto my back and she sits on my face and I further probe her clit whilst she bends down to suck on my cock. Cant see whats going on but feels quite deep. A bit of this with her writing on my face and she climbs off. Between my legs for a play and suck on my cock. Again quite deep and very good technique with some semi cock worship. Lots of stroking, deep sucks and licking my cock up and down. She comes up for some more DFK and my cock naturally slips between her tits so she eases back and titfucks me quite vigorously. She's very good at giving the look on her face that she is enjoying herself so I let her titfuck me for a spell with some in between cock sucking. Asks if I want to cum like this or fuck and I opt for some fucking. Condom on with her mouth and she says 'Fuck me doggie'. I position myslef and slide into her doggie anf for next 5 or so minutes we go at some very hard, deep doggie. Some of it me pushing inot her, some of it me stationary as she fucks back into me. Nice technique. Onto her back and I slide in mish, she cups her tits, we DFK and I suck her tits whilst ploughing her with her legs wide open for all Im worth eventually with the back of her knees in my hands and with her holding herself wide open. Eventually nature and her tits rocking as we fuck takes over and I cum in the bag. I hop off, she asks for a post shag cuddle and we have a bit of a chat about life the universe and everything as she strokes my cock some more and eventually disposes of the condom. I get up, dress, quick peck and Im out the door at about 40 minutes so no real clock watching and the shower obviously not on the clock unless she's lost track.

Final Thoughts

So if you like a MILF, one that resembles Stiflers Mum and has decent tits and blowjob skills then I'd go for it. YMMV based on others reviews but I enjoyed her.

jazzyx • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

🍻 Thanks she's been on my hot list for a while this has helped make my mind up about arranging a visit !

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sailor3 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the review, sounds like a lot of fun. Does she have a spare tyre or mum tum?

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TallnHung • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She has a mum tum definitely but not a spare tyre by any measure I'd say.

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Cum_again

Reviewed on 14 May 2024

4/10

£80 30m

Colnbrook gated Whores palace • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

she got a bit mixed up with her timings. Originally I’d booked an hour but it ended up being only half an hour.

Venue

Colnbrook gated Whores palace. Safe, clean, nice bathroom, well furnished.

Looks

I don’t have the highest standards, there’s loads of ways a girl can turn me on, and she didn’t. Normally the tight dress and bum waggle on the face as she climbs the stairs stirs my loins. But not today. She’s had some weird shit done to her lips. She looks like the Bo Selecta Mel B as a result. There wasn’t a lot else to turn me on. Her body was ok, but didn’t do it for me.

The Meet

Vanilla. Some light FK, massage followed by BBBJ until I came. Nothing other than routine

Final Thoughts

TLDR? Sadly looked ,ore like a Bo Selecta character than Stiffler’s mum. £80 for the half hour. Maybe I caught her on a bad day, but I still wouldn’t fancy her on a good day.

Bdk78 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Mel B from bo selecta had me laughing 🤣

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punterinsurrey

Reviewed on 26 Mar 2024

8/10

Met on 01 Feb 2023

£80 30m

Colnbook • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Communications

Organised on the day a few hours before. £80 for half hour I believe. Pretty easy Comms.

Venue

a very quirky location! Very secluded and secure house. If you've been there then you know the one I mean. House was nice enough. Bedroom was nice but bathroom was a tiny ensuite. Did the job though.

Looks

Her profile has her at 50. That feels about right. Body was very curvy. She says 14 but I suspect probably 16, at least on the bottom half. Exactly what I was after though, with a huge ass. She definitely has the look of a filthy MILF.

The Meet

So I came into this meet in a bit of an odd mood. I wanted some intense face sitting and ass worship. And believe me, that's exactly what I got. PSM has an ass to die for, literally if it's sat on your face. There was some wonderful sloppy OWO thrown in and she rode me cowgirl briefly but really I was just there for a lot of face sitting.

Final Thoughts

Positives: Delivered exactly what I was after. I found her really attractive and her ass was incredible.

Negatives: Location a bit unusual and en suite facilities very small and basic.

It was a very specialised meet for me. Not sure I'll see her again unless I want my face squashed again. Still an easy positive though as she was good value and delivered exactly what I wanted to a very high standard.

SZR1989

Reviewed on 08 Nov 2023

5/10

£140 1h

Ashford, flats opposite the station • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Text and call. Comms were a bit matter of fact, which is not an issue. Had that before with WG and then in person its different, so it never bothers me but might bother others. To be fair to her she was nicer in person.

Venue

flats opposite the station

Looks

Bodywise she is like pictures big set, not crazy fat but she has a gut.

The Meet

Started with some lip kissing, moved onto some RO, where she was directing me a lot which tbh again I didn't might, she was very much in control and that be hot and it was. She brought her vibrator into play too. Once she was sufficiently satisfied, it was my turn. She declined OWO, which was annoying as I had showered and was very clean. She started with OW then she moved onto 69 position and wasn't really sucking much just HJ and occasionally sucks. She then sat up and was basically rubbing her pussy in my face during some facesitting which was enjoyable. Basically this whole punt she had decided what she wanted to do. Then onto the sex and to be honest it wasn't great, she's not the tightest and i was losing wood. Pushed through and came in the bag. Chatted for a bit, she's friendly enough but I left feeling meh.

Final Thoughts

Postives
Photos accurate
Speaks English
facesitting

Negatives
Loose
Refused OWO
follows her own routine

Would I see again? No, whilst i liked the dominating element. I felt like she got more out of it than i did, both money wise and from the actual sex. Obviously i want a WG to enjoy the punt but I'm there for my own needs which were not really met.

Die_Yuppie_Scum

Reviewed on 31 Aug 2023

8/10

£90 30m

Bradford • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Sent a Txt & meet arranged for later in the day.

Venue

Venue was a flat in Bradford.

Looks

Age stated is about right, maybe add 5 years. Pictures are a true representation. She usually has a few face pictures on her free gallery. I'd put her at a size 16 but chunky rather than fat.

The Meet

Had a quick shower & joined her on the bed. She got on top & stuck her tits in my face so had a good suck & grope. She then went between my legs & started OWO with some ball sucking. Asked if i'd go down on her. Licked her pussy & ass. She was wrything & grabbing my hair & got very wet. Decided it was time for sex. The rubber went on & she started to ride me. Was more grinding rather than riding, enjoyable all the same. Then started doggy. She can take a pounding. There was no mirror in the room though so this didn't do too much for me. Decided to move to mish. Pounded away while we DFK. Was ready to shoot so had her sit up & i came on her tits.

Final Thoughts

Price was £90 for 30 Mins.

Yoda71 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Decent punt, cheers for the review. Price increase, as now £100 for half hour, so out of my self imposed limit, but glad you had a good punt

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Palace123

Reviewed on 06 Jul 2023

9/10

1h

Bedminster • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Responsive to messages. Services agreed in advance. Explained I needed the meeting to be reliable as I was making a drive, she seemed friendly and explained that she had not seen at least one of the neg reviewers on here. I was a little apprehensive to be honest, but her manner with me was very open and slightly flirty so decided to give it a go.

Venue

modern-ish flat in a quiet side road. Parking nearby in ASDA.

Looks

Pandora is voluptuous woman, wonderful tits, great ass she has a milfy look and her profile age seems accurate to me. Lovely pussy, trimmed and a phat ass which she seems to enjoy depositing over your face. Facially, I found her attractive with kissable lips. No sign of any cosmetic work. Despite her curves, her body is very firm.

The Meet

Into the action, some initial fondeling revealed she was already wet...she ordered me onto the bed for owo, plenty of DFK and tongue action initiated by both at various points along the way. When stripped down she kicked off with Tit wank and then after a bout of owo which she seems to enjoy, I went down on her. very fresh and responsive...she came after about 10 mins. Then more owo on me and then a hand job during which I almost popped but she ordered me to fuck her first....no problem 😊 Her pussy was firm and tight, good banging from behind to admire that large round ass, then prone and mish. Onto 69 and somewhere along the lines I came. Chat and breather, happy to go again this time lots of face sitting, pussy play more 69, hand job. All very hygienic down there, she much prefers blokes to shower first (I had no problem in doing so as I imagined she offers a better service if her mind is at ease). In terms of meeting style, Pandora is slightly on the Dom side, I explained I preferred a GFE which maybe is not her usual modus operandi but she was happy to oblige and no complaints. I think she's probably in her element when allowed to be more dominating if that's your thing as she admits to being naturally this way inclined but says she caters for most types. I didn't feel rushed, she was def having a good time. No fussing over services, all delivered enthusiastically with some dirty encouragement from her.

Final Thoughts

For me. All in all, a certain positive, I was surprised about past negatives and when I spoke to her about this she said something along the lines of.... one of them had never actually seen her, she says to refuse the meet as she didn't like the text manner. she claims to have been doing this 20 years. Pandora clearly has her fans but admitted you can't please everyone.. "if people treat me well then they get it back in return". I had a bit of banter before the meet so maybe that helped. My best advice is to be clear/polite with her on what you want up front to avoid any confusion and I imagine others experiences will be positive. I'll return when next in Bristol, those tits were genuinely brilliant.

KingSteve7788

Reviewed on 22 Jun 2023

2/10

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

English isn't great but managed a short notice booking of half hour notice. She kept an eye out from me so got a chance to see her in the window

Looks

Her profile says that she’s age 47 , size 14 I’d say that she’s late-50’s and carrying quite a few extra pounds. She’s not too bad looking for her age but was wearing a lot of make-up

The Meet

Money sorted , her naked , free owo.!! Off we go.. she had a hairy pussy.. 👎 Coming back to the service she provided, it was shit, she was so rude that my willy remained flaccid, she gave oral just for 20 seconds, snatched condom from the bed and asked me to put on She went to ride me in the cowgirl position but that didn't last long as she again was rushing me saying my time is almost over I tried french kissing her but she wasn't really responding During sex she complained several times that it hurt. Had warmed her up with RO beforehand and she was slippery. I wasnt rough at all with her Sadly, her attitude was absolute rubbish. You come to expect a bit of disinterest but this was the worst I've ever experienced. Punt was mechanical, zero effort on her part

Final Thoughts

Read previous reviews on here , all positive. As you can see i have given a negative due to certain reasons. Overall: one of worst punts of my life! Would never go near that woman again! 😠 😠

Harry Balzac

Reviewed on 11 Jan 2023

1/10

Ashford

Do not recommend

Communications

In the evening I arranged a meeting for the following morning and everything went smoothly at this stage. Prompt replies and answering questions coherently. The alarm bells started ringing the next morning when I didn't receive an acknowledgement to my confirmation text. I reluctantly travelled to Ashford anyway and tried ringing and texting several times until I eventually gave up and went home. What a waste of time. I see that she has now had three of these in a row on this site, so it's clearly become a habit.

Final Thoughts

What a waste of time. I see that she has now had three of these in a row on this site, so it's clearly become a habit.