Age: 30-34
Gender: Female
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 8st 0lb
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Ethnicity: Asian
Nationality: Thai
Orientation: Straight
Body Type: Average
Nearest Rail Station: London Bridge station
Do not recommend
phoned and agreed a time. She texted me shortly afterwards delaying the meet by 5 mins because she was eating. It then got a bit strange, texted me asking if I was still coming, I replied I was but needed an address. She then sent me several abusive messages, especially liked you’re a bad man don’t need bad men in my life. Did point out that I’d only tried to find out where she was and cut my losses.
Looked up her reviews on here, a sea of red, do your research don’t think with the little fella. Waste of a blue pill and a bit of time so no real harm done.
Do not recommend
So against better judgement (yes 4 red cards no greens to her name) and due to absolutely no other opportunity, literally the only one to bother replying, I thought well, she’s going to be older and boring but I’m in town, if she just lays there I can sort the rest as long as she’s pleasant. Get into town and text, call and text again, at 5 mins before the time arranged, nothing. Gave it 5 mins same, gave it 10 mins, 5 past the time. Nothing. Sat in the car with the hour parking ticking down cold!! Gave it 20 mins past the arranged time and still nothing so off I trot pissed off. Now too late to call anyone else and I’m half a blue tablet in me too. Tried Lucy and ugly looking Tina too, I was that desperate, no reply also, maybe they are on a night out together or decided to call it a week early. Will be an angry wank later 😂
Will be an angry wank later 😂
That’s shit mate. 👎
Agree that there doesn’t seem to be many good options currently.
Was trying to arrange something for tonight and made a couple of enquiries but given up now.
I wanted to drive out to Burton but just didn’t have the spare couple of hours to drive either way, had a meeting with a customer in town so thought I’d stick to something close m, tried Zara Louise she must have changed her number, tried that Natasha/ Gemma for a 15 mins just rang out, last resort failed.
I might have to try and sneak out the house later tonight, sure I’ve forgot something from Asda 🍻
Aliyah is in Carlisle at the moment
Just texted her and got as a reply:
> Go somewhere else not interested don't text again very busy no time for you
> don't text me again
Says all you need to know
close to the Park Road chippy and petrol station • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Had family come up from Brum to stay, they were going to the Barnsley match, football is not my thing but i had other ideas to pass my time
So once i had dropped them at the ground, I had a quick look on website and TBH there didnt appear to be much available, so without doing my due diligence, I booked myself in with this one,
Big mistake, I had it in my head that 1 hour was £100, however in comms, phone call and then text, i was told that 1 hour was £120 (it was my mistake), no issue, but i said that for £120 i would expect owo and cim, again this is not listed on her likes, YES to owo but NO cim, again, ok, her pics look good, why not
Was given the post code which sent me to a place close to the Park Road chippy and petrol station and from there i was given the final instructions
Was given the post code which sent me to a place close to the Park Road chippy and petrol station and from there i was given the final instructions
the girl who greeted me did not have a body which resembled the ones in the website pic's though she assured me she was the girl i was to see
On arrival, the girl who greeted me did not have a body which resembled the ones in the website pic's though she assured me she was the girl i was to see, ok, im here,
1 hour she said, yes, £120 then, but before handing over the cash i asked to confirm services, the owo agreed in comms was now off the table 🤦 🤦
I showed her the text confirming only for her to say it must have been her friend who does her booking as she does not do!
Sorry girl, i said, im not paying £120 and not having owo, ok she said, £100 but only 45 minutes, err, dont think so and i walked
Partly my fault, i hadnt read reviews as it was a last minute booking, i did know that owo and cim were not on likes list but owo was agreed in comms, so a big fat negative all round from me
There is a sliver lining to this, which i will review shortly
£70 30m
Workington • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Found myself with a bit of free time one day last week so thought I'd toftt and try one of the thai's that'd been showing up in Workington - something of a novelty for some thai tourers to show up there. Comms with Aliyah were quick and easy, quick phone call then texted with some directions and asked to call on arrival. Got to the place - a flat just outside the town centre - and called as requested. Was told to go through the wooden gate which ended up taking me into someones back yard ie. completely the wrong place. Eventually figured where i was supposed to be going to be greeted by Aliyah complaining that i was now late, not my fault love that you give crap directions! Just thankful there didn't appear to be anyone in the house who's garden i did go into initially!
a flat just outside the town centre
Hard to say if Aliyah is the girl in her pictures, probably is but, if it is, they're old photos as she's a fair bit chunkier now and nothing special to look at facially.
Hard to say if Aliyah is the girl in her pictures, probably is but, if it is, they're old photos as she's a fair bit chunkier now and nothing special to look at facially. Was led to bedroom and got paperwork sorted, then left to undress while she stashed the cash. When she came back in she immediately stripped off, put a rain jacket on me and went straight into OW while i was stood in front of her... no massage, build up or anything else. After about a minute, she laid back on the bed and encouraged me to jump on top. I did but could see where this was going - a quick pump n dump to get it over with quickly when 30 mins has been paid for. I deliberately kept holding back despite her encouragements to "speed up" and "go faster", and changed position but anything that involved her making any effort was too much of a chore. After about 10 minutes of this - i might as well have been fucking an inanimate doll - she then told me to stop as she'd gone dry and needed more lubricant. She spent that long arsing about getting herself sorted that i lost all interest and couldn't get hard again for her - a first forme with ANY WG that i've visited. She then started getting humpy that i wasn't hard for her so decided i'd had enough and told her that if she wasn't so shit I'd have no problem getting it up again. After that, just got dressed and left without saying another word to her.
Crap service, even worse attitude and up there as one of the worst I've visited. Currently showing up as being in Carlisle and 100% one to avoid - don't make the mistake I did!!!
she's got similar negs on here, 3 on the bounce now .. cheers for the heads up.
Yeah i see now... Was a last minute thing so didnt do my due dilugence and research on here... woyld have stayed waaaaaay clear otherwise! However, we live and learn... kind of! lol
Thanks for the review/heads up. It happens to us all (too often) but I hate wasting my hard earned like that.
My preference is for girls that I know are really fit, even if their services are limited (like that one who got a positive) I can always enjoy a fit young naked girl!
Looks like the tourers are getting going again. Hopefully things will pick up.
£70 15m
Tollcross • Incall
Do not recommend
Decent. Called and answered within a couple of rings, time agreed, all good. Called as I got to the street so she could give flat number... by chance I was standing outside. First red flag... asked me to keep quiet as didn't want her neice and uncle to hear! Yeah... I know. Should have left at that point, but it didn't feel like anyone else was in the flat.
Well known Tollcross flat for Asian girls...
Appearance... decent. Definitely a real looker in her day. Ad says 27, 37 more realistic but she looks good for it. Decent rack on her and her pussy is quite nice looking. She remained clothed... mini skirt on, so knickers came off and boobs were poking over her top. Decent english, but like the service, very rushed chat.
The massage: Lay face down and actually pretty decent pressure and she did some walking on my back. Unfortunately it was all too brief and lasted 5 minutes if I'm lucky before being asked to turn over. No ass or ball teasing, just firm massage (which I prefer) then turn over. The service: After the massage, she grabbed cock, wiggled it a bit, then put rubber on (not hard) and did some very bad oral. Still not hard she got on back and asked me to fuck her and make her cum. Difficult to do when not erect. Dick flopped out and she tells me to wank it hard and make her cum. Rubber is almost falling off as there nothing happening. Eventually stopped it at this point and walked... about 15 mins in altogether!
70 quid for half hour, deeply unsatisfying and unfulfilling, did none of what I'd hoped. Unless you into a very robotic, rushed service with no teasing at all... AVOID.
I don't mean to be disrespectful, but it seems to me the WG didn't have much to work on since you didn't have an erection. It sounds to me that there was no chemistry there; sometimes it's there, other times it isn't.
Naw mate, honestly, there was literally no teasing at all/no sensual touching in any way. Massage, roll over, on with it... even the Dalry Road girls manage to get me up with no problem!
It's literally her job to get you excited - I've had WGs expect me to be instantly hard before and it's weird and offputting. Telling me to get hard has an approx 0% chance of working... puts me in mind of Simon from the Inbetweeners punching his cock and shouting at it to get hard... might try that next time 😂
Aye mate and that is exactly how it was.... I might give the Simon methid a try if ever in a similar situation! 😛
Glencairn Court in Cheltenham • Incall
Do not recommend
Teed up an appointment and duly turn up at Glencairn Court in Cheltenham. Ring the number to get flat number. O she's busy with another punter can I come back in half an hour she will give me some free time! I agree.
Glencairn Court in Cheltenham.
She is ugly, once naked you see the the rolls of fat.
OMG worst punt of my career. She is ugly, once naked you see the the rolls of fat. I'm on the bed, where she gets on top and proceeds to gyrate her body over me - comical! We move on, it then becomes apparent she is gonna tell me what to do or rather what I can't do - 'don't touch this don't touch that no fingers there'. At one point she was at one end of the bed and I was at the other - about as far away as she could get in that space. It didn't get any better, and for the first time in my punting history I got up, got dressed and left. Just shocking.
Don't go there fellas
I like to see the Thai girls who come to Sutton but after checking her reviews decided to give this one a miss. She does seem weird!
I saw her profile and just thought.... profile set up in 2017 but only 3 reviews. Reviews which are hidden. Private gallery £4.20. I didn't even bother looking on here as it just made me think it's not real and just set up to sell photos of undoubtedly a completely different girl.
Might be different, might be same.
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