leggylexii – British Female Escort in Egham

Bonker

Reviewed on 25 Nov 2023

2/10

Far n bruff • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Encouraged by some reviews and fancying a dirty milf deep throat, I sallied forth to the blasted heath that is called Far n bruff.

Venue

New estate near the bavarian chariot maker.

Looks

Haggard, wizened, distorted by black arts (plastrickery) costumed garishly.

The Meet

After the mist cleared (behind the hide door) I was confronted by one of the wierd sisters. Double double toil and trouble. Haggard, wizened, distorted by black arts (plastrickery) costumed garishly. My manhood sank and beseeched me not to subject it to such horrors. Fair on website was foul in the flesh. The battle lost, I turned my weary legs to home and fled the curses.

Final Thoughts

Alas, shall MacBonk punt no more?

latecomer • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for this amusing review. I'd had this one on my list but you've changed my mind. I assume that we add some years to her prostitute age of 52 and I guess that her smoking "socially" hasn't helped her to age well. Well done for walking.

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Bonker • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I would guess 65 ish.
There was a smell of burning, to give her the benefit of doubt, let's say tobacco rather than eye of newt or wing of bat.

She wore ridiculous red boots, more wtf than fuck me.

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Malachi • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

haha brilliant review

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Private Member

Reviewed on 15 Nov 2023

9/10

£80 30m

Orpington High Street • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I've followed Lexii's profile for a while as the GILF vibe I got from it appealed to me. It seems she tours and Orpington is one of the places she visits now and again. Anyway on one of her recent visits I was easily able to agree a meet

Venue

A very nice flat just off Orpington High Street - literally.

Looks

Her stated age of 52 is probably being slightly economical with the truth. I was looking at her and trying to work her age out, but struggled. She doesn't look particularly wrinkled - so I'm happy to suggest she's no more than 60.....but who knows? To be honest if she was well over 60 I wouldn't have cared - I liked what I saw! Anyway, Lexii is English and quite tall, slim and has a decent pair of tits. I think they've been done, but done well. Down below she's trimmed, but not shaved. All in all an attractive older woman in my view.

The Meet

Lexii offers a top quality GFE. DFK on tap throughout and top drawer deepthroat OWO - this has been commented on by others that have reviewed her. Lexii doesn't seem to have a set script for meets, and ours seemed to have a natural flow - after a good snog Lexii delivered a top quality deepthroat BJ before I went down to return the compliment....this then morphed into an extended session of RO. More DFK whilst (with permission) inserting a number of fingers before we moved onto the main event. We went through a number of positions before the inevitable. No rush to leave - in fact I was able to take a shower whilst we chatted, before we said our goodbyes.

Final Thoughts

Positives: Very engaged. All services well delivered. A proper GFE meet No rush - although I suspect she didn't have another booking straight after. Neutrals: None really. Looks are subjective - but I wasn't disappointed. If you're not into older women she won't be for you Negatives: None

shyleo

Reviewed on 11 May 2023

9/10

£130 1h

Farnborough near the BMW garage • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Called her the night before and had a chat and booked for the following day. Lexxi asked me to confirm in the morning, and sent me the postcode.

Venue

the meet was a couple of days ago in one of the usual flats in Farnborough near the BMW garage. Arrived and parking was very easy within the complex, and phoned her and was given the flat number in a very sexy and husky voice.

Looks

She is attractive with very long legs and a super pair of tits. I would say Lexxi is probably in her late fifties and in very good shape with short hair so you can run your fingers through which she seemed to enjoy. She is both sexy and naughty and will put you at ease if you are at all nervous as I was to begin with.

The Meet

Was welcomed in a black sexy outfit with thigh length boots. I was made very welcome and put at ease. Lexxi is very down to earth and so easy to talk to .. as if we had known each other for a long time. As soon as paperwork done she grabbed me and started undressing me at the same time caressing my cock and a lot of DFK. Whilst I finished undressing she lay on the bed. I laid down next to her and she dived in for more DFK. This was fantastic; she certainly woke the old fella up. This continued for awhile as I was really enjoying it, and I gradually moved down to two very impressive pairs of mounds and went even lower to find a nicely trimmed and fleshy pussy. I asked her to take off the boots and black stockings, which she did, at the same time calling me a naughty boy 😊 Into RO straight away whilst kneading those wonderful mounds, and Lexxi started moaning and wriggling with pleasure and her cilt swelled and pussy was getting wet. She managed to get hold of my cock, which made me move round so she get it in her mouth and the sucking was exquisite. She certainly knows how to use her mouth and tongue. She was really good and able suck on my cock and balls, whilst I gently fingered her wet pussy. As I was about to cum, she stopped and on with the condom and I was on top whilst she slowly guided me home, and with more DFK which was so sexy that it wasn't long before I shot my load. We both laid on the bed caressing and continued kissing each other and chatting for some time. No clock watching which was so relaxing.

Final Thoughts

She seems to tour a lot, but I will definitely be back.

BTAW • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I have great admiration for Lexii’s simultaneous DT and ball licking skills. It’s a shame she doesn’t allow CIM given how impressive her DT is 😢

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JonasG • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Ooh right up my street!

HL'd.

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BTAW • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She moves around quite a lot. I wanted to try a repeat performance but screwed up timings, on my part, meant I missed her in Aldershot recently.

Her ‘hanging head off the bed’ for reverse DT was very good as well. Not requested by me, she just dropped into this position very easily soon after I’d arrived.

She does have quite an ‘old school’ look and manner which was very different for me. Not something I’d normally go for but definitely found it a lot of fun for something different.

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coolkid05 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Decent review - she sounds right up my street. I might have to pay her a visit.

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BTAW

Reviewed on 07 Mar 2023

9/10

£110 45m

Newbury • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Booked Lexii on a short term basis as I was passing through Newbury and had been let down by someone. I booked 45 mins for £110 as this included all her services. Quick and friendly chat on mobile and postcode details sent by text. Slight confusion over location but quickly sorted after a call and more detailed guidance.

Venue

Flat was discrete and car parking about £1.50 very close by.

Looks

I’d say she was maybe a little older than her stated 51, short hair and a classic tarty but sexy look to go with a husky voice.

The Meet

Lexii greeted me in thigh-high boots, which remained on for the duration of our session, and a sexy one piece. Into the bedroom and immediately into some serious DFK, amazing tongue action! I quickly popped her lovely tits out for some sucking. She then bent over on the bed with her arse thrust at me and invited me to explore, after a minute or so of fingering with the one piece pulled to one side she reached between her legs and popped the fastening open and thrust at me. Her pussy was nicely trimmed and looked great from behind. I bent over for some RO and more fingering. Lexii then turned over on her back and dangled her head off the bed, she grasped my cock started to suck and very quickly took the entire length into her throat. This was repeated several times along with some great attention to my balls. I was able to keep my cock in her throat whilst leaning forward to grab her tits and finger her sone more. I really liked her hairy pussy from this angle and she also joined in the finger play. I joined her on the bed and moved into 69 with my cock immediately in her mouth. I will remember the site of her pussy advancing towards me and being slowly lowered onto my face for very deep RO for a long time! I seemed to be able to enjoy the continued deep throating and tongue action without feeling like I was ready to cum. She checked with me to make sure as she had already told me that she doesn’t take CIM and wondered how long I might be able to take this before exploding. We took a short break for some more DFK and a discussion about how she was able to DT so easily. I asked if she could DT and lick my balls at the same time, she was happy to try and succeeded on the first attempt. I’ve seen this in porn before but never experienced it personally, it was certainly something to remember. I had to ask her to stop this time and she asked if I’d like to cum on her face, tits or body or move to fucking. I chose the latter, rubbered up and decided I wanted to be able to play with those tits whilst fucking so remained in this position as we both slowly increased the pace to completion. I remained hard for a while afterwards and just stayed inside her, moving slowly, whilst chatting a little and some more DFK. Unfortunately I had to leave quite quickly for an appointment but Lexii kept me entertained with some recent WG stories as I was getting dressed and made me laugh a few times.

Final Thoughts

All round a very nice time indeed and that, repeated DT action, was the best I’ve ever encountered (albeit with little experience of a real ‘pro’ DT expert). If you like older women with her specific ‘look’ and are OK with OWO and DT but no CIM, but happy to volunteer a facial, then I’d definitely recommend her if she’s touring near you. I’ll certainly try to go back just to watch that tongue licking my balls whilst my cock is in her throat!

Jimmythegent

Reviewed on 21 Jan 2022

6/10

Met on 01 Aug 2021

£80 30m

near asda • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Recommend

Communications

Her number was displayed,so initially phoned. She messaged me the postcode with a text and I called when I got there to be guided in.

Venue

She was based on a newish block,about a 5 to 10 minute walk from asda. I parked in asda and walked.

Looks

A slim English lady,I'm not very good with sizes but profile pictures are accurate. Age I would say is mid 50s. She has bolt ons,double d at a guess.

The Meet

Plenty of deep French kissing,good suction with the owo. However,she had quite a loose fanny. She was initially on top and I could barely feel anything. So I got on top and filled the bag after about 5 mins.

Final Thoughts

I'd recommend but wouldn't return. I needed an English milf and she ticked all the boxes

oneeyesnake • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the review.

On her profile she states trimmed public hair, was it trimmed or cleaned shaved?

Cheers,
OES

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Jimmythegent • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Good morning oes. Very much on the trimmed side,very tidy indeed. However, I didn't go down on her,so couldn't comment on hygiene 😁

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oneeyesnake • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the info very useful. She's on the HL, will have to make time for a visit.

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wanderer179

Reviewed on 10 Dec 2021

3/10

Met on 21 Dec 2021

£130 1h

North West of Oxford, Kidlington • Incall • Free parking

Do not recommend

Communications

Lexii doesn't accept texts or emails and chooses to only communicate by phone call to arrange a meet- I have no issues with this as it is not that uncommon. Agreed a time several hours hours the meet and a duration of one hour. Arrived to the rough location (postcode provided on profile) 5 mins before 1700. Sent a text to state I was here hoping to be given a more accurate location (house number/street)- the usual procedure as many of you would agree. 5 mins past the hour I try ringing only to hear what seems like a frantic reply over the phone stating that she'll ring me. No worries I thought- I'll sit and bide my time. A few minutes later I receive a text stating that she'll be back at half past- I start to get the impression this isn't going to happen so I begin to look at a Plan B. Over the next 30 mins I had great Comms with other WGs via text and phone- zero signal issues. Around 45 minutes after the agreed time I received a flurry of texts- the sort you receive when you put your phone on airplane mode, send 4/5 texts and then take it back off airplane mode. "Where are you?", "What happened", "The door is open", "no show" and "meeting cancelled". The lack of exact address (street and house number) and then stating that the door is open aside. I would've begrudgingly given her the benefit of the doubt if when I questioned her 'flurry of texts' she hadn't have sent me screen shots of our conversation with her incriminating "I'll be back at half past" text clearly deleted and then denied all existance of said text.

Venue

Good location, easy to get to and plenty of free parking.

The Meet

None existant.

Final Thoughts

Not an entirely wasted evening but a shame nonetheless, if she had been up front and cancelled with a reason (even if it's completely fabricated) yes I'd have been a little annoyed but c'est la vie. The kicker and negative came from the way she dealt with it. No doubt she probably, maybe, wasn't 'feeling it that night' and I understand that- work is sometimes shit and no doubt WGs get enough of the shitty end of a stick (no pun intended) but still. Although this is a negative it in no way reflects how her service is- she may be an absolute rocket in the sack after all. No hard feelings.

signy

Reviewed on 04 Nov 2021

8/10

£130 1h

outskirts of Hatfield • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Phone call on the day to book, a text with location and then another phone call on arrival. Easy and efficient.

Venue

A typical touring WG’s flat on the outskirts of Hatfield. Clean and tidy, as you would expect for somewhere that is only going to be occupied for a few days. Easy to find, but parking was tricky as the side roads were residents-only, and I eventually had to park on the main road into town, but no great issue. Nice and discreet, with a quiet entrance.

Looks

Profile gives a fair general impression of Lexii. She is probably a bit older than the stated 50 years, but not by too much. Slimmer than the photos suggest, and in very good condition for her age. The sort of woman you would see in your local pub any day of the week.

The Meet

Engaged roleplay, shower together, lots of good french kissing throughout. I wasn’t out of the bath before Lexii had my cock in her mouth, and she was similarly proactive in all aspects. Into the bedroom, and more oral both ways with lots of fantasy/dirty talk. Lexii respected my pace well, and we finished with sex in CG at a suitable point in proceedings. Ten minutes of very friendly chat as we dressed, and I was out pretty much on time.

Final Thoughts

All round a good and enjoyable service at a sensible price. Nothing outstanding, but everything performed well and professionally with no room for any complaints. A good time, straightforward punt.

KerachiDope • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Good one! Cheers signy!

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jim85

Reviewed on 25 Jul 2021

8/10

£130 1h

a town a mile or so north of Oxford • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

all done via telephone on the day. She seems to come to Oxfordshire every other month or so

Venue

small flat in a quiet location in a town a mile or so north of Oxford

Looks

older woman but in excellent shape with lovely tits. A very short haircut. A trace of smoke on her breath

The Meet

a very sexual woman. Started off kissing and feeling up as we undressed and then straight in to a fantastic blowjob. She got on the bed and put her head back over the edge of the mattress. It was almost like fucking her throat. So good in fact that it made me cum much sooner than I expected. It being my first post pandemic punt also had something to do with it I reckon. Cumming that soon sort of threw me off I think. I went down on her for a bit and then she gave me a nice lubed up handjob. We tried to go for cowgirl but I couldn’t stay hard enough. Nerves and being more used to my hand I think. Eventually I asked her if I could have a facial and she was well up for it. I haven’t found many girls who agree so readily so that was a pleasant surprise. She got on her knees on the bedroom floor and I wanked myself off on to her face. I set out to get a facial so I’m glad it ended like this. Cleaned myself up in the en-suite, got dressed, made our goodbyes and I left.

Final Thoughts

This was my first punt after getting jabbed. A shame I wasn’t able to get sex but it wasn’t through lack of trying on her part. Given her performance otherwise I bet she’s a good fuck

dynatron • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

yeah saw her years ago in mk if i recall older milf and eager to please

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Mr lovepants • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She is on my 'To do list'

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signy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks Jim.

Sounds good, but what a mess of a profile. It was only your review that encouraged me to wade through it.

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Sedition

Reviewed on 15 Sep 2017

7/10

Sunbury, just off the A316 • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Comms good but curt (which is fine), same day appointment after her green light was on, arranged to see her a couple of hours later.

Venue

Made my way to a group of 3 blocks in sunbury just off the A316, not somewhere I'd choose to live, but not terrible . Customary call from the car and followed her (confusing) directions. Finally buzzed in and wended my way up to her punting flat.

Looks

she's very tall in her heels and has a fantastic rack in some good black lingerie, straight into some nice dfk, hands everywhere, quite pretty, late forties, but in decent nick. Very long, slim legs, a big old set of Charlie's which really did look amazing in the bra. I was mildly disappointed when it came off she looked so good, but the tits are good when unfettered anyway, little black panties and heels and holdies completed the look. I quite like my whores to look like whores and she certainly did.

The Meet

In the door and I genuinely did think WOW... she's very tall in her heels and has a fantastic rack in some good black lingerie, straight into some nice dfk, hands everywhere, quite pretty, late forties, but in decent nick. Very long, slim legs, a big old set of Charlie's which really did look amazing in the bra. I was mildly disappointed when it came off she looked so good, but the tits are good when unfettered anyway, little black panties and heels and holdies completed the look. I quite like my whores to look like whores and she certainly did. Plenty of kissing, fondling nipple sucking and my hand went down inside those tiny knickers. Nice wet pussy, which sadly was natural, though that's in her profile, if she was shaved I'd definitely return. Anyway, plenty more excellent deep owo , and I returned the favour, she took a while but enjoyed a good long licking. In fact, after she eventually came , her mood definitely changed, and she got into it . Rubber on, doggy, mish and CG, more oral, fucking her throat with me standing over her and she lay down, I came like a river all over her chin and those big old tits. Nice chat and a kiss and cuddle while she wanked me ... then her alarm went off which was disappointing but I wasn't going for round 2 anyway.

Final Thoughts

Verdict: Solid plan B older milf punt, not a superstar but a seasoned pro.

markymarkfb

Reviewed on 06 Feb 2017

9/10

Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I meet Lexi last year, to be honest i had been looking at profiles for a while and was desperate for a meet with anyone, profile seemed ok, not to far away so i thought what the hell, she is anti text but i text her anyway saying i would call once meet was confirmed, she replied so after a brief text conversation i called her to confirm, when calling she did seem uninterested and a bit Monosyllabic, anyway jumped in the car, i knew where i was going as its a place i have been before, called to say i was here and the usual door opens she is behind it.

Venue

i knew where i was going as its a place i have been before, called to say i was here and the usual door opens she is behind it.

Looks

tall milffy dressed to impress and she has this look about her, her face screams fuck me, you know when they are not amazing looking but you know they are a go`er in bed, i think she is better looking than her verification photo, tall busty and curvy in all the right places, great boobs for her age, still large and firm, she joked they where going a little south, age she may be a little older.

The Meet

i took one look as she was tall milffy dressed to impress and she has this look about her, her face screams fuck me, you know when they are not amazing looking but you know they are a go`er in bed, i think she is better looking than her verification photo, tall busty and curvy in all the right places, great boobs for her age, still large and firm, she joked they where going a little south, age she may be a little older, so paper exchanged and BAM, DFK and loads of it, she got pretty wet while we was getting to know each other, then straight to bj started hard and deep them slowed down to a sensual OWO, i popped over her boobs and she slurped up my load and carried on blowing me for a few mins after untill everything was gone and i was beginning to get hard again, usual sat and chatted for a few mins while we got cleaned up and i gathered my stamina for the next round, So repaid the favour and went down on her, no odor clean trimmed spent a while down there to get her worked up for round two, kissed a while longer the jumped on for cowboy, very enthusiastic sex with her boobs in my face for me to lick and play with and more DFK, We rolled over for missionary she commented on my stamina and said we should have started sooner, loads of slow sensual fucking and more deep DKF and heavy breathing, i swear she squirted when she came as things got very moist down there and we bumped and grind for a while longer, to be honest one of my best escort meets, she made me feel like a porn star and was a really nice genuine lady who you would be happy to have a laugh and joke with in a pub.

Final Thoughts

to be honest one of my best escort meets, she made me feel like a porn star and was a really nice genuine lady who you would be happy to have a laugh and joke with in a pub. Im keen to see her again when she next returns, no clock watching ran, over time, seems to enjoy her life style choices and totally a bit of a nymph.