thaisexymassage21

Kirkby-in-Ashfield - NG17

3 reviews

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5.310

Photo 1 of thaisexymassage21

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Nationality: Thai

Orientation: Straight

Reviews

3 TOTAL REVIEWS

5.3/10

AVERAGE RATING

BigCal94

Reviewed on 20 Apr 2020

5/10

Met on 29 Feb 2020

£60 30m

flat above Linley massage • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

Called the number, said I could pop down to the shop for 11ish and confirmed FS was available for £60 30mins but had to be OW which I don’t have a huge problem as I’m not a huge oral fan anyway. Got to the shop at the time discussed and walked in and was genuinely gutted at what was there, I won’t be too nasty on description but the girl in the shop was just not my cup of tea at all, made my apologies to leave and she mentioned that if I’d come for the FS I need to call the number I spoke to earlier... so i did, got no answer. Walked back to the car which I parked up round the back and got a text saying come through side gate, so as cock was ruling head at this point I went back, went through the gate and knocked on the door and was let in by a petite elder Thai lady (not the one I’d seen in the morning!)

Venue

flat above Linley massage, was led upstairs and shown to a room with a double bed, candles lit and music on

Looks

Can’t remember her name, but she was tiny! No more than 5ft, very petite, dressed in a top and leggings, I’d go for maybe mid 40s, possibly a bit older... facially she was attractive and looked a lot younger, but her boobs and bum had started to go south.

The Meet

Started a massage with some hot oil, plenty of touching of my balls and arse, slid her pussy up and down my leg which was great! She was nice and chatty with fairly good English. Flipped over after 10 or so minutes and at this point I was at full mast, she massaged my front then went on to lube me up and gave me a HJ then reached over for the cover, applied with her mouth and gave fairly decent OW for a few minutes. Sadly went a bit down hill from here, I get the feeling she wanted to get me off with Oral and not go the full way... so I mentioned I was ready and her attitude changed, she seemed a bit stand offish about it, asked me to go on top and then just proceeded to lay there stiff as a board, I asked to flip to doggy and she told me I “too big” (I’m not) so I just finished the job in the bag.

Final Thoughts

All in all, great massage, terrible sex. Would I return? No, certainly not for FS. P.S. I did ask as I was leaving about the lady I’d seen in the morning, apparently she’s the landlady a.k.a pimp.

NervousJ • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I went ages back and walked..

Weirdly I’d seen the fit woman in the shop, as I’d gone in there by mistake...

I’ve had a massage off the Linley woman in the past and it deffo wasn’t her...

Deffo not recommended....

mega • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

As I understand the set up here, Linley's shop has the frontage onto the main road whilst the flat up the alley and to the back of the premises is used for a succession of indie Thai providers and T-girls who visit on some sort of rota basis. I assume they aren't connected with the shop other than Linley taking some sort of financial cut.

BigCal94 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I believe so, although I think the woman I met may have been filling in while there was a changeover because the standard of Thais round here is generally high in terms of looks

Around March time Miyaki Honey was being advertised as being in Sutton so I assume she was based here too

Iloveoral • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I made a booking a few months back, on arrival the shop looked a shit hole and I left, called to say the car had broken down. Didn’t want to be seen walking in there as it’s on the main road.

I think your kind with the neutral, good review matey thanks.

geostorm1

Reviewed on 28 Feb 2019

5/10

£100 30m

main street in Sutton in Ashfield centre • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

I text asking if available "now" as I was round the corner (it's on a main street in Sutton in Ashfield centre) and got an instant reply "yes" so off I went.

Venue

it's on a main street in Sutton in Ashfield centre

Looks

another woman (who looked a lot younger thankfully)

The Meet

1st woman preps the bed and then leaves and another woman (who looked a lot younger thankfully) comes in and asks how long, 30 mins for £50. I gave £60 and she gets me some change. She tells me to undress and I lay on the bed, nice massage but there seem to be workmen in the back room doing lots of drilling and hammering, it was quite distracting and not really relaxing! The massage is nice technique, not really any reacharounds, then asks me to turn over and confirms I want a hand job. She then asks me if I want a body to body massage and I'm not thinking straight and gave her ANOTHER 50 just for her to get her tits out and make fake erotic noises whilst yanking my dick. Eventually I finish and leave after a very minimal cleanup and my dicks a bit irritated from the rough hand job.

Final Thoughts

Calling it a neutral because she was pretty, decent massage and upfront about price and didn't do anything wrong, but the loud building noise was off-putting and 100 for a handjob isn't great value for money!

NervousJ • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I went a while back and just got Linley. 😢

Has the other girl got a decent rack on her, I was told there was another girl with big tits who would
Do b2b. Apparently Linley doesn’t, didn’t even get her tits out for me.

Iloveoral • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Didn’t sound like b2b just getting her tits out?
Bit pricey for me but your dollar matey, enjoy it.

£100 for 30 mins I’d would have wanted to stretch her arsehole and cum in her throat at least twice.

geostorm1 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Her tits were bigger than most Thai girls but not huge, just a regular handful.

I suppose I didn't explain it well, she sort of gave a body to body by gyrating herself topless on my body whilst roughly yanking my dick. I'm half and half between negative and neutral, she was friendly but it was defo not worth £100.

happyend

Reviewed on 30 Jul 2016

6/10

£50 30m

High Street • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Free at short notice in the area, I tried ringing the owner Linly with no success so chanced my arm and knocked on the door. Felt like an age for it to be opened on a High Street location, but was soon ushered in and directed to pleasant enough room at back of shop.

Venue

pleasant enough room at back of shop.

Looks

30-something, not great looking but pretty good figure.

The Meet

Two girls working, got June - 30-something, not great looking but pretty good figure. Paid £30 for 30 minutes and was left to undress. Massage on bed was pretty good, but girl remained dressed at all times and frustratingly left the room to answer colleague three times in succession. On turn she offered HR at another £20. Refused to remove top, allowed some touching over clothes but didn't seem keen. Was quite enthusiastic with the HR though and soon reached a satisfactory conclusion 😉 Good power shower in the room.

Final Thoughts

Pros - Managed to walk in with no appointment £50 in total, not bad value Reasonable massage and HR Shower Cons - Girl fully dressed at all times Constant interuptions were annoying Overall better experiences available elsewhere. If I returned would probably try and book Linly in advance as from other reviews there seems to be quite a turnover of girls turning up there.

Iloveoral • 03 Aug 2016, 02:15

I noticed she has a girl that does full service there on a separate advert, was this offered at all to you?

Thanks for the review I've been pondering over this place for a while

happyend • 03 Aug 2016, 23:37

Linly's profile used to state oral, but not anymore I don't think.

No more seemed likely to be on offer from girl I saw though.

Iloveoral • 03 Aug 2016, 23:56

She had a girl there about 4-5 weeks ago that was offering/ advertising £60/30 mins I missed my chance as the girl moved on to Leicester from her, I recognised her from the butterfly tattoo on her tits 😊 will keep an eye out and post it here when she advertises again, it must be when certain girls are there.