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ENGLISH_RUBY

Croydon - CR0 (see outcall areas in Details)
30 reviews
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7.410

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Age: 45-49

Gender: Female

Height: 5'4"

Weight: 8st 9lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 34"

Bra Cup Size: B

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 26"

Body Type: Slim

Smoking: Socially

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: Yes

Nearest Rail Station: Croydon

Reviews

30 TOTAL REVIEWS
7.4/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

1/10

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Confirmed booking with this SP I don't know why I went down this road with her as she has done similar things in the past. Got to the location on time , called text no reply she even cut 1 of my calls.

The Meet

What a fucking bitch I was fuming I didn't have to travel far but if I can save another punter from this then I've done my job. She is a wacko probably was high, but if you want a punt please Avoid this one, she will leave you with blue balls.

Final Thoughts

What a fucking bitch I was fuming I didn't have to travel far but if I can save another punter from this then I've done my job. She is a wacko probably was high, but if you want a punt please Avoid this one, she will leave you with blue balls.

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9 comments

Reviewed on

8/10

Met on

£60 25m

CR0 • Chain Hotel • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Quite hard to get hold of but got there in the end pretty much book in advance

Venue

Chain Hotel in CR0

Looks

Same as the Pics Short haired blond Milf

The Meet

Was a bit tricky arranging a met with Ruby pretty much if you want to see her book in advance her days of work vary. I initially wanted just head after seeing a few of her vids but I actually ended up pounding her in a few positions the sex was good she can take a good pounding but she excels in the BJ in area sloppy deep and she allows CIM and swallow. However I didn’t get that far and exploded in doggy. Nice lady a bit ditsy but she means well. She will talk your ear off if you want just a peaceful session then she isn’t the one for the meet. Bonus would be the filming you can either hold it in your hand or set it up on the side.

Final Thoughts

I will be seeing her again at some point or she is a good plan B. Paid for 15 but there was no rush all in I was there for about 25

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Reviewed on

8/10

£80 30m

Croydon • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

The meeting was in Croydon but I see she changed her location now to Purley.

Looks

Ruby looks exactly like her pictures so I wasn't disappointed when I saw her. It's not the kind of look that I would normally go for but I was there for the blowjob so I didn't really care for the rest.

The Meet

Ruby looks exactly like her pictures so I wasn't disappointed when I saw her. It's not the kind of look that I would normally go for but I was there for the blowjob so I didn't really care for the rest. She's very energetic and extremely talkative. I didn't mind because I knew that she wouldn't be able to talk much with her mouth full. I was wrong... She sometimes takes it out and goes back to talking. The thing is, when she suck, she sucks Good! Plenty of tongue action, deep (not deep throat but still deeper than avarage) , came in her mouth and she didn't stop. When she came up she realised that I still had a drop and immediately went back to lick it clean. One thing to note, she's really sweaty. I have a feeling that she is a user hence the extreme sweat dropping from her face.

Final Thoughts

Anyways, I enjoyed this one. Peace.

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2 comments

Reviewed on

8/10

Met on

£50

industrial estate • Outcall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Phone and text.

Venue

I chose an industrial estate that is quiet in the evening

Looks

50s fairly slim

The Meet

Met Ruby at the agreed place and drove to my chosen location and she didn't stop talking. I parked up, checked place was quiet, handed over the paperwork, pulled down my joggers, turned the heated seats on Ruby was straight in, good technique (knows what I like) took it all, sucked balls, ran her tongue up and down, fine to hold her head and control and edge and was shortly dumping my optimum abstinence into her mouth that she hoovered up and swallowed with a smile. Then it was back to the incessant chat. Dropped her off at a place of her choice.

Final Thoughts

Would I return: Yes, a bit of a regular if I need my balls emptied in Croydon

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Reviewed on

8/10

Met on

£80 30m

West Croydon • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Communications

Met Ruby in June 2021 in a hotel in West Croydon. She was very friendly and extremely chatty.

Venue

Met Ruby in June 2021 in a hotel in West Croydon.

Looks

Looks like she does in her photos, other reviews are fairly accurate on that too.

The Meet

She took me up to her room and started with a kiss. Asked for paper work then got on to OWO. Enthusiastic if not toothy, so might not be the main reason why you see her. Lots of deep DFK in between, which I enjoy. Allowed me to face-fuck the ever living daylights out of her, however was a bit toothy so hurt a little bit. Came super hard in her mouth, had a quick clean up then on to round two. On with the dom for some hard pounding, which she took enthusiastically. Came again, then on my way.

Final Thoughts

Would recommend if you want to fuck the ever living shit out of someone. Blow job was too toothy IMHO, maybe if you have an adamantium dick, it'll be fine. But her enthusiasm for a super hard pounding and face-fucking shades a positive.

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Reviewed on

7/10

30m

Croydon • Incall

Recommend

Communications

Great communications and very helpful in helping me get to the place on the phone.

Venue

Met her in what looked like her flat in Croydon which was a mess but clean (clothes on the floor everywhere etc.).

Looks

Great figure, slim and about 5'7". Tits are small. not a pretty face anymore. Maybe used to be but not anymore. looked like she was on something as she was very hyper and constantly licking her lips

The Meet

Good technique all round - legs up during missionary, head down and arse up during doggy, all unprompted. Nice blowjob (OWO), not sloppy but still good technique. Sometimes was toothy but as soon as I mentioned it was perfect again. Good eye contact throughout. very warm and friendly and always smiles. English and very very chatty.

Final Thoughts

All in all a worthwhile trip, I would recommend for a short booking! Probably better options in the area.

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13 comments

Reviewed on

£90 1h

Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

I have to give her 1/10 on this occasion. I confirmed the appointment time and location around 3 hours before the actual meeting took place and I even took a cab from the station because I thought I was going to be late! When I arrived, I texted her to let her know that I have arrived. She said she got her timing all wrong on her way back from lunch and said she will be about an hour late because she has to shower & get ready etc... She offered 10 pounds off - I was fuming because I had confirmed before leaving and spent a tenner on the taxi to get there to find out that I had to wait for ages! I didn't have much choice as I was already there and I had a few hours free anyway.

Venue

Flat with residents parking only. This flat was the most disorganised and filthy I had ever been in. I did get a warning from other punters but never imagined it would be this bad. I had some friends who barely cleaned and tidied up back at uni and this was significantly worse than anything I had ever seen. Would recommend the new minimalism documentary if I could.

Looks

Mid 40s looking, quite slim with short dyed hair. Facially not particularly attractive - 3/10, average body 5/10

The Meet

Kiss & apologies for the delay to start with -OWO: 4/10
Penetration: 8/10
Enthusiasm: 10/10
Her being 1hr late wasn't the only reason for the neutral although this could easily have been an automatic negative for many. Despite her enthusiasm & great fucking, her stale breath from smoking just before the session (how about saving some time by not smoking and let me in who was waiting outside for an hour!) and spraying cheap perfume all over herself left a really unpleasant taste in my mouth for about 30 minutes after the punt.

Final Thoughts

I wasn't going to bother with this review initially as she is well reviewed on a directory, but changed my mind as these factors could be a big no-no for some of you out there.

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4 comments

Reviewed on

3/10

Croydon • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Profile didn't change, she did.

Venue

Croydon, hotel from a known chain.

Looks

She changed significantly, didn't like her look, much skinnier and sickly which was a bit sad, heavy make up to conceal her skin, much worse than almost 2 years ago.

The Meet

Not going into details but a great disappointment given the fact that the last time I was with her she was a pocket rocket but thoroughly looked like she enjoyed the mess we made of her bed, we had a great fucking time 🤪 . This time looked like she was making a great effort, she looked tired, not squeaky clean and scented like last time (went down on her, immediately retreated), broken nails, heavy make up but badly done, very skinny, belly a bit protruded and not sexy given her very skinny physique. I left before the end of the meet, didn't really want to spend any more time with her.

Final Thoughts

It's a shame she went downhill, I really feel sorry for her, since she had good raw material. This is a personal opinion, YMVM! Will I return? Unfortunately, that's a fat no! 👎

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3 comments

Reviewed on

6/10

£90 1h

Purley • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

phone call and she provided me with the address via text messages

Venue

Gated apartment in Purley

Looks

Her profile pictures are a true representation of her, Ruby is slim, has short her, no butt and small breasts. Tbh I wasn't really attracted to her when we met.

The Meet

called her once I was at the location and she told me exactly where to come, buzzed me in and told me exactly where to walk too. Once in she started FK kissing me straight away which was pretty good. Handed her over the cash, and we continued kissing and she then started undressing me. She then proceeded with OWO, which I really enjoyed, deep and wet. Moved to the bed and she carried on with owo and at this point I started filming the action (have some great clips of her giving me head). She then asked me to grab her head while she was giving me oral and to push her head down quite firmly for some DT action. after about 5 mins or so I asked for a condom for sex. Done missionary, her on top and finished in doggy in the bag. Her fanny smelt slightly but not really off putting smelly. talked for a bit and then on to round 2. I didn't want to fuck her any more and asked just for oral on me. She asked me to get on top of her as she lay down and fuck her mouth and boy did I fuck her mouth. Felt really great, she took a good mouth fucking which every now and then she paused to catch her breath. finished in a facial/cim. She didn't flinch.

Final Thoughts

positives: free filming £90 not bad for an English lady good services and did everything I asked for Negatives/Neutrals: slightly smelly fanny although she is not ugly I just didn't find her attractive she has pictures of kids in her room which can put some people off She was using black bed sheets and I could see dried up cum stains on the bed which was off putting Would I return?: No although she gave a really good service she just wasn't for me.

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5 comments

Reviewed on

9/10

£150 1h 30m

not too far from the station • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

All done via website email. After taking 1 day to get back to me initially, the meeting was arranged with a minimum of fuss. I got a general address to begin with and the specific flat number just before the meet.

Venue

her flat, not too far from the station. That distracted me from the unholy mess that was her flat!

Looks

slim, short blonde bob and a fab body. Just the way I like them. Her photos are accurate, but she looks much better in person.

The Meet

I had arranged a late morning session with ruby at her flat, not too far from the station. She initially put me back by 30 mins as she wasn't ready. I wasn't fussed as I didn't have any engagements until later that day. When I did get in her flat I was greeted with a lovely lady who jumped down my throat. I do love kissing and she was well up for that unprompted. A great start. That distracted me from the unholy mess that was her flat! But ruby was so bubbly and lovely and naughty that I didn't give it a second thought I did my best Chris Bonnington impression cleaning up afterwards. DFK turned to probing turned to masses of oral. She tasted amazing and responded with enthusiasm and energy to all my "moves". I was going to fuck her, but was enjoying the oral too much, so kept going. I asked her to sit on my face so I could access her lovely pussy better. Her oral technique was also fab and she teased me for ages until I came. And I came extremely hard! We rested and talked and she was the perfect GFE, all attentive with lots of giggles. I couldn't go a second time as I had expended so much energy on the first pop, so after a while I had a failed attempt at cleaning up and left to much DFK. What a lady. No clock watching. Just fun.

Final Thoughts

What a lady. No clock watching. Just fun. Will definitely see her again, particularly since she started using hotels!

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