Age: 45-49
Gender: Female
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 11st 7lb
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Green
Ethnicity: Middle Eastern
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
Bra Band Size: 36"
Bra Cup Size: FF
Breast Enhancement: Natural
Body Measurement: 32"
Body Type: Muscular
Nearest Rail Station: Any as I drive
£80 3h
Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Price £ 80 yep I am a member otherwise £ 95 Girls on show Linzi Orla Sucre Mira and Julie sadly Belle was a no show The party runs from 4pm to 7pm
The party runs from 4pm to 7pm, Quick drink and something to eat then downstairs to join Orla on the bed, back upstairs for a drink and something to eat
Julie who is a 40 something Colombian black lady who has a curvy figure with large breasts, Orla is a early 40s Redhead with a curvy frame and is very chatty, Mira a 40 something extremely petite Brazilian Brunette who is in a Red Dress and stockings, Linzi who is very much as her profile states, Sucre is a Cameroonian girl in her 30s with a great figure
I started off by seeing Julie who is a 40 something Colombian black lady who has a curvy figure with large breasts and she got out the wet wipes and cleaned me then a quick hand job had me ready for action and she sucks with lots of ball play and teasing there is no rushing and I guide her into position for doggy so she can play with another gentleman and as usual the shagging doesn't last long for Pop Number 1. Quick drink and something to eat then downstairs to join Orla on the bed and she is a early 40s Redhead with a curvy frame and is very chatty. She has her own technique for getting you ready starting off with a lubed handjob with lots of ball play then on with the condom and sucks and sucks and intermixes it with divine ball sucking and the oral gets me to Pop Number 2. Now I have noticed my recovery time from 2 to 3 is minimal these days and I'm straight back upstairs to see Mira a 40 something extremely petite Brazilian Brunette who is in a Red Dress and stockings that just works for me. She strokes my cock and straight on with the condom and I proceed to fuck her missionary and her pussy feels so nice Pop Number 3 is not long in coming. Time for a break and chat with John and Andre(the security) and his GF who is in attendance. Then watch Wendy the swinger being double teamed as always she enjoys herself fully at the parties then back downstairs to wait for Linzi who is very much as her profile states she is playing with a guy he is need of a piss so I take his place and Linzi gives a quick tug and on with the condom and lots of long slow deep oral has Pop Number 4 out of me. Back upstairs and I am watching Sucre in action she is a Cameroonian girl in her 30s with a great figure and most certainly enjoys being fucked everytime I see her she is being fucked Missionary legs wide open. She encourages me to bring my cock to her hand whilst the guy is banging her hard and she continues stroking me for the 15 minutes he takes before he gives up trying to cum with sweat running down his back. She cleans herself up and strokes my cock once again then on with the condom and some very nice quick deep oral and she spreads herself wide open and guides me in and as always a very quick cum for me whilst shagging for Pop Number 5 Now back upstairs for some more sausage rolls and a drink and it's more or less 1 to 1s happening as many of the guys have gone home I head back downstairs to join Orla and Linzi on the bed Linzi is sucking the guy who needed the piss and so I get Orla to suck me and get to play with Linzi's boobs while her partner is shagging her this gets Pop Number 6 out of me. We are now at the tail end of the party but I still fancy another round with Mira and she proceeds to stroke me into action on with the condom and I get to fuck her doggy it feels so good because being petite my chin is more or less on the top of her head which works for me and Pop Number 7 ensues
All in all Great VFM with 5 mature ladies and there were 13 guys in attendance so there is minimal waiting time for play
£80 30m
Welling • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Happened some weeks ago, made my way to welling to sample the Alana B I'd been hearing about. I'm mostly a fetish guy with OWO to CIM mainly being my way of release, HJ secondary depending on the WG. Anyway arrived promptly for the appointment after some swift and prompt communication.
Location was Welling. Quite discrete and not far from welling station, its behind the main road.
Curvy and well rounded milf, very friendly and polite. Could tell with the sultry look that I was in for a good time.
Was let in by Alana, very polite and looked good. Milfy with decent chest cups and curvy build. Made my way to the bedroom with her and took off my gear, had showered at home so with some wipes she got straight to work. Absolute filthy blowjob, she gorged herself on me whilst I had her feet in my face, effortlessly taking me to the hilt. Great sloppy suction, was hanging on to avoid early CIM. She got over me into the 69 position and started sucking me more vigorously and deeply. Was holding on for all possible. The noise and the suction was amazing. her toes curling as she went deep too. After several minutes of this I came via a sloppy HJ.
Was a great visit and will be trying next time for a CIM finish.
I know that part of the world well so will be sure to head down at some point if she stays as I do like a Proper MILF with dose chebz.
She’s in my town on Friday(Walsall) so may try and see her if time allows
Warwick Avenue • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
arranged with Alana via Twitter and confirmed with main Phoenix Parties phone number. You can go through the link though. Got address upon arrival at Warwick Avenue tube.
Residential neighbourhood about 10 mins walk from the station. Buzz to get in. Flat is ideal for small gatherings like this. Two small bathrooms with showers. Pretty handy for getting in and out.
Julianna is in shape and that not only means that’s she’s bloody lovely but also toned with a 6 pack and super pert bum. Kim is a pocket rocket and is just a naughty bundle of fun and filth. Her pert little bum just drives me bananas.
Party had already started when I got there and Lady M booked me in. Love her, she’s the strict headmistress I never had. Brutally blunt but I loved it. Turns out this was Alana AB’s last active party - but she’ll still be around in one form or another and hostess. I’ve always liked Alana, she’s a great laugh and has a magic mouth. The ladies were fully engaged so managed to slip in with the gorgeous Julianna. She’s in shape and that not only means that’s she’s bloody lovely but also toned with a 6 pack and super pert bum. Julianna began by sucking me shallow but then got more vigorous with some very deep and sloppy plunges - was making my toes curl. Had to stop as I wanted to fuck her and the guy who has giving her ‘what for’ was taking a break. Got in doggy and gave a good account of myself - I thought, while she sucked another guy. Also had the wonderful vision of Monica getting railed and gobbling away next to me. Took a quick break and went into the next room, when Alana asks if I want my dick sucked (the first of a few times) of course I did. Alana has a very unique style it’s light slow and sensual to start with but it builds with some saliva and more depth and before you know it she’s plunging away taking the full length. My eyes were spinning and I had to stop. I got behind her for some doggy spit roast action. After a while I took a break and returned where Kim Scott was now looking for her next cock to devour. Kim is a pocket rocket and is just a naughty bundle of fun and filth. I lay down to receive some of her unique oral skills, there’s a kinda twist rotation thing she does with her mouth and hand and it’s really bloody nice. Anyway she’s going to work on me and this old boy who’s clearly had 3 weetabix this morning is laying into her hard in doggy. While she tries to muffles her moans and screams with my cock it’s enough for Lady M to come in to see that we aren’t murdering her. A change over and I take the reins and equally go to town with Kim using another guys cock to muffle her noises. Her pert little bum just drives me bananas and I’m doing my best to make it hard for her to be quieter. After another mini break I see Monica bollocksy sucking a dick with nobody going to town on her, which is a crime but understandable - given her formidable nature. I go at it in my usual hell for leather manner as usual and Monica verbally encourages me with dirty talk in between sucking. In the course of my doggy she’s taken two loads in her mouth (with a step out to spit) but I’m beginning to flag and need another water and nibble break. Also watched this fella deep sucking Julianna. Hell of a show and effort on his part. I had another session of oral with Alana and then got hot and sweaty in missionary going in as deep as I can and mixing it up between nice and soft and jack hammer hard. Another quick break and then Julianna kindly beckons me to be sucked for another bout of her sloppy and deep style had rock hard again and I have a second go at fucking her in doggy and having a great view of her gorgeous bum. It’s getting on and after a last suck with Alana, Kim is free and joins in the fun. She takes over the sucking and they’re gunning for the home run as Alana starts gently licking and biting my nipple as Kim goes to work. I’m basically trembling at this point as Kim gets me to explode and my load is directed at both of their boobs as I literally pass my own body weight in cum through - It was a miracle I didn’t pass out.
Holy shit. Holy…fucking…shit. It was a great party, with great girls, guys were cool and everything was just well…great. Really enjoyed myself thoroughly and I would totally do it again, especially if they do another milfs or maybe a regular Phoenix party now I know where it is, etc. Shame to see Alana bow out from parties but I do think she’s still doing her thing elsewhere. She’ll be missed. Late party at 7, there’s still time. Lol
Been meaning to see the milfy Alana. If the owo is as good as people say then I'll book her once I'm on annual leave from work
Brilliant review.
Thanks for the great review - as always. I just wish I had the courage to attend one of these
Thanks. Well I've been to a few and I would say start out small/low ratio. I mean while this was 2:1 with 4 girls in a smallish flat there is still quite a bit of meat around. This compared to the larger scale events of say Rebecca Ryder where there's a dozen girls and about 3 or 4:1.
Happy to talk through messages further if you want.
The guys at events are normally good guys and everyone pretty relaxed and the girls are good with new comers
Give it a try - worst that can happen is you don’t enjoy and don’t go back
Little Venice • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
I attended the MILF party on Tuesday afternoon and I am pleased to say I had an enjoyable time. The line-up included classic party stalwarts Alana B-www.website.com/1721231 and Monica Bollosky plus Sonia, a Ukrainian part timer, I had not met before.
The venue was the flat in Little Venice where the mainstream Phoenix parties are held.
experienced, glamorous mature ladies
As I had not played with her for a few years, and not since she had her boob enhancement, I started off with Monica. She was getting a prolonged licking from a guy but was able to take me in her mouth and once stiff I enjoyed some deep stick mish which eventually produced a satisfactory result. After a bit of a cuddle and fumble with Alana I went next door to introduce myself to Sonia. We got on well together and she was soon giving me some good sucking. Maybe it was her look, with her glasses, or because it was our first time together but I could not contain myself and shot a little drop into her mouth. Next I was back in the bedroom with Alana and Monica and things were a bit of a blur. There was doggy with Monica, mish with Alana and a long DT session from Alana with Monica rubbing her tits on my chest. I am pleased to say I delivered another couple of little loads. Then back to Sonia. This time after she worked me up she climbed on board for some enthusiastic cow girl which included some Singapore Griping which resulted in me surprising myself with another little ejaculation. Finally, I ended up with Monica again working me up with mouth, hand and naughty talk. She tried her hardest but could not strain out anything more, but I was happy.
If you enjoying playing with experienced, glamorous mature ladies then give these parties a go. Within the Phoenix site there is a link to the new MILF parties;-
I was at the same party David - it was a good vibe wasn’t it
Yes, it was good. Probably because of the line up of enthusiastic ladies and so few guys to service them.
Regards,
davidgood
Nice review David.
How are Alana's new tits?
Was all the oral without?
I’ve not played with Alana before so don’t know what they were previously like but they are massive
Oral without for all the girls. I’ve never experienced any girl insisting oral with at PP
There have been girls who only do OW, I can't remember who and if they are still at Phoenix. Occasionally a girl who normally does OWO insists on OW for a particular party, usually saying a dental/mouth issue
I knew her well before the tits were updated. Good fun and have reviewed her here too.
Massive is good. Will have to hook up with her again 😉
Although it is mentioned on her profile, her last boob job was probably a few years ago, but after you saw her. To me they are just a nice size and nice and firm without being hard. A professional job when they were done.
At this party I was more interested in Monica's new tities. It is few years since I had the pleasure of playing with her and I had not seen her since she had the work done. A great improvement in my view. They have gone from being a pair of spaniel's ears to slater's nail bags with chapel hat peg nipples. Again a nice size and feel.
Regards,
davidgood
Thanks David 😊
No problem. A quick look at your review reminded me that I missed a minor point in my review.
Alana B was FKA as Linzi Dawn or Linzi D but changed her working name to avoid confusion with another porn star. However she is still know as Linzi at some other parties.
Regards,
davidgood
£95 3h
Sutton • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Arranged by text. I only attended as I was going to be in the area a the time
The well-known house in Sutton
Linzi Dawn website claims to be 46, looked mid 50s Gia who appears to be the same Gia as Milton Keynes Escorts Claims 29 which looks right to me Jenna – busty MILF. Flo. I'm guessing late 30s, a bit large A couple also came along. Slim lady who played with a few lucky guys.
OW only from the girls, even though they do OWO elsewhere, and no kissing at all.. Gia was the only one I fancied. Annabella's photos are accurate. Started with Oral, then into a coupe of positions, doggy, missionary with legs well spread, legs over shoulder , a very hard pounding and filled the bag. I had a second go later, She also gave us a solo show for 5 minutes, legs very wide apart and pussy gaping. A 30 minute solo session with Gia would be worth the most of the entry fee alone and is what prevents it from being a negative. Gia was the only girl who tried to multi task rather than sticking to 121s. Linzi Dawn. Much older and larger then the out of date photos. website photos are more realistic but still look a few years out of date. She was good, but didn't fancy her. I would have done 20 years ago. Jenna & Flo – both a bit large, and busy so couldn't get near them, not that they were attractive enough for me to really try. Biggest problems were 121s only & hogging. (Flo said she knew she was hogging a black guy and didn't care – and then continued for another 5 minutes so clearly values her enjoyment over the paying punters.) The party organisers stayed downstairs, so it's up to the girls to ensure there's rotation.
Would I recommend? – No. OW,121,s hogging, apart from Gia the girls old, not good looking, and not multi-tasking. Better to go to Phoenix - much more expensive at £160 for 2 hours, the girls are younger, more attractive, OWO on offer, FK from many of them, and they handle 2 guys at the same time. Or Rebecca Ryder's which is a proper group session where all the girls multi task with 2-3 guys all the time.
> Mightier Than on August 08, 2022, 10:56:04 pm:
> Better to go to Phoenix - much more expensive at £160 for 2 hours, the girls are
> younger, more attractive, OWO on offer, FK from many of them, and they handle 2
> guys at the same time. Or Rebecca Ryder's which is a proper group session where
> all the girls multi task with 2-3 guys all the time.
Good review, thanks. As discussed here, too many ladies only offering OW.
Reading through I thought TPC is a million times better than this with low ratio and the girls for the most part are attractive, most will kiss if not DFK and I've only ever had OWO but you beat me to it.
I 100% agree. With a ratio over 4:1 (4 girls and 18 guys) there is no room for hogging. Although £95 is cheaper than some other events its false economy. I haven’t been to an LAPC party for 4 or 5 years but I do remember seeing Linzi at one and she must in her mid 50’s by now. Even back then I considered her distinctly unattractive with a neck and build of a rugby prop forward and whose loud black country accent and prossie language very off-putting
Completely agree with it being a false economy. TPC is still great value at £160 for 2 hours IMO and although there may be a bit of waiting around at a full party I personally will not be constantly shagging for 2 hours especially in this heat!
I can understand if you're after a real orgy atmosphere TPC is not it but I can't fathom why someone would go to a party with such a ridiculously crap ratio, OW only and, lets be honest, less than attractive women.
I used to go to the Monday bi fun club parties at Sutton were the ratio was also over 4:1 and enjoyed the experience. The entrance fee was only £55 for four hours and the place was rammed with a real party atmosphere. I always got some action and liked the seediness and debauchery of having a 100 people in the house. I tried one of their new Monday parties at the end of last year but it wan't well attended and was missing the same orgy element. I know it's strange that I like the extremes of a very big party and a very small one but there you go.
Glad its not just me that was dissapointed.
I like Linzi but only when she's blowing me OWO 😉
Agreed - saw her a long time ago
£70 30m
Photos inaccurate
Had 1/2 hour service for £70, and I can't really complain about much as everything was done was good and she was friendly, although spoke far too much for my liking.
But she has got to be 50, and she is so much larger than pics which must be 10 plus old
Good blow job and doggy.
Had 1/2 hour service for £70, and I can't really complain about much as everything was done was good and she was friendly, although spoke far too much for my liking. Good blow job and doggy. But she has got to be 50, and she is so much larger than pics which must be 10 plus old
Some serious photo shop going on there 👎
£120 1h
Long Eaton area • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
I saw Alana’s profile pop up in the Long Eaton area and I’v been meaning to see her for a while now so I thought I’d book her for the hour. The price was £120 for the hour as I didn’t want any extra’s and the punt was over a month or so ago. I text Alana on the day and then spoke to her on the phone to confirm the booking. Comms were good and I didn’t have any problems with that side of things.
I turned up at the hotel at the correct time and knocked on the door. The usual hiding behind the doors and I was pleasantly surprised.
She was wearing a tight black dress and some sexy heels as requested. Alana looked like her profile albeit a bit older but I was more than happy. Now her body is actually in decent nick although a little bit bigger but nothing that would put you off. She’s an older woman so her skin isn’t as tight but its nice and soft and its not too bad at all.
I turned up at the hotel at the correct time and knocked on the door. The usual hiding behind the doors and I was pleasantly surprised. We all know that some of the photo’s that the girls put up are airbrushed etc but Alana looked like her profile albeit a bit older but I was more than happy. She was wearing a tight black dress and some sexy heels as requested. Now previous reviews seem to be a bit hit and miss with her. Alana does talk a lot but with me it didn’t interrupt us getting down to business. So while we were chatting away, I stripped off then sat next to her and slowly began rubbing her legs. She then gets up and strips and I tell that I love a good BJ. She gets between my legs and she really does have a great technique for me. Long, slow and sloppy with no hands. She goes for 10-15 minutes occasionally deep throating and taking the full length I’m on the edge now so I asked to fuck Alana in doggy. Now her body is actually in decent nick although a little bit bigger but nothing that would put you off. She’s an older woman so her skin isn’t as tight but its nice and soft and its not too bad at all. Fucked her in doggy for a bit, I came and then cleaned up and had a bit of a chat. Again Alana was really chatty, telling me all sorts of storied which were quite interesting. Alan then initiate round 2 telling me that she’s going to suck my cock again, which she did expertly. After 5-10 mins of that, I get her on her back, legs on my shoulder and I pound away until I fill the bag. I had a few minutes left over so sat chatting away…..if it wasn’t for another booking I think she’d still be there talking to me lol.
So overall, I know she’s got mixed reviews but I thought she was great. Yes she was very chatty but it didn’t stop her wanting to go a second round and she took the lead on that one. Her photo’s are quite old but nothing too bad from where I was looking. Would I go back? Yes, so it’s a positive from me.
Thanks for that, it’s one of the profiles that pops up when she’s at j25 and I always ponder, shall I shan’t I. Something tells me she will be bigger than her pictures suggest. Sounds a decent punt though.
Saw her about 10 years ago at one of the HoD establishments. Can't be sure but I think her profile pics were floating about then, anyway they are dated and at the time I thought she was quite a bit broader than I expected. She gave good service though. From memory she also has a long surgical scar around her midriff. I recall that I wouldn't be likely to visit again, and I haven't.
> Thanks for that, it’s one of the profiles that pops up when she’s at j25 and I
> always ponder, shall I shan’t I. Something tells me she will be bigger than her
> pictures suggest. Sounds a decent punt though.
She is bigger than her photo's but not much bigger, it wasnt enough to put me off anyway....
Had the pleasure of Alana down in rugby.
Agreed lovely older lady. Deffo a milf and was really good when I was fucking her in doggy
Nice pair on her and a good kisser made it even better !
May have to drop in on her if she’s near derby !
£130 1h
edge of Leeds • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
At short notice I had an hour to spare, so I booked Alana - for £130 it was a good meeting, in a suitably anonymous but not budget hotel on the edge of Leeds, usual routine of a good shower before and after.
suitably anonymous but not budget hotel on the edge of Leeds
The only small criticism is that the photos of Alana are a few years old, otherwise her profile is accurate.
She gave the most outstanding OWO before we had energetic sex in a range of positions finishing with more OWO.
I would meet her again quite happily - she knows exactly when to do what.
Met on
£70 30m
near the station in Rugby • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
ok so I was travelling for work and pulled over in Rugby for fuel and fancied some fun - had a quick look at its a bit barren down there ( this was back in September 2018 ) but found one lady who answered the phone so thought may as well go for it
nice house near the station in Rugby
now she is no skinny minny but a lovely size 14 with great assets.
Alana ansswered the door wearing a cute little outfit, we had agreed the price beforehand, £70 so handed it over - was offered a drink and a little GFE which perked up the old chap somewhat after a long drive
quick cleanup and we retired to the bedroom. now she is no skinny minny but a lovely size 14 with great assets. started with my preference of lady on top ( the rubber went on as soon as we went upstairs ) and she was enthusiastic and rhythmic which i alsways find important. she eased off a few times while i examined her large chest a few times.
fancied a change so asked her to lay on the bed with her legs apart so i could view what was coming next - and lets just say she has a lovely smile. tried on top for a bit but it always feels like im having sex with the ex wife that way.
moved into doggy which was great ( and tight ) and let it go after a few minutes.
was not rushed out the door and was allowed to lay and get my breath back for a few minutes - round 2 wasn't going to happen even with a bit of a wet HJ....
all in all - a great way to spend 30 minutes :-)
£80 40m
Well known hotel chain off junction 10 of the M6 • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Phoned, given details ,price ,etc-all good.
Well known hotel chain off junction 10 of the M6.
Now while she is the woman in the photos on her profile without a doubt they are years old maybe even 10 years old. There is no way she is 37 like profile says, I would guess 47 maybe even more. Also she is definitely not a size 12-I would say a size 14-16. I would not call her fat but she is a bit chunky round the middle. Tall, long black hair, nice tits, dressed in a black dress with stockings and suspenders and nice underwear.
Rang when I arrived, made my way past reception unchallenged and with no problems, got to room, knocked, door opened, greeted by Alana. Nice deep french kiss to greet me with and her DFK is one of the highlights lots of tounge used and really seems to enjoy it. Sit on bed quick chat asked me to take shower I did, back out and she's waiting on the bed for me.Lots more DFK, black dress comes off, shes straight down onto cock for what is a very decent blow job, takes it full length, nice bit of spit used. I ask her for 69, no problems ,nice shaven pussy, I lick away on it while shes still going to town on my cock, after a bit I ask her to stop as I'm going to shoot my load and want to fuck her. Condom on she gets on top for a bit of cowgirl,can feel the sap rising and ask her for doggy, slip it into her and pound away with her making lots of encouraging noises until I fill the johnny.Cleans me up and I go for quick shower, back out, quick chat and before I go another passionate DFK. Turns out I was there for about 40 mins so she is not a clock watcher.
Pros-Good Milf with lots of DFK,very decent blow job and an energetic fuck and not a clock watcher. Cons- While it is the lady in the profile,she's definitely at least 10 years older than the photos and is bigger than the photos so if you do go and see her be aware of this. Also if you want swallow its £20 extra and anal is £100 extra!! So overall on the scale of things the good service she provided just-just-outweighed the outdated photos, extra years and extra weight. A positive by 50.5% to a negative 49.5%.
That's called a Neutral !!
Q. Specialised Services A. All of my services listed on my profile are included in my fees (except Alevels which is an extra £100).
Ermmm...... NO!!!
Facials, extra
Rimming extra
Queen of Blowjobs, but swallowing is extra
Q. Do you offer a 40 minute appointment? A. Yes I do and my fee for this is £120 nclusive.
FFS £40 for an extra 10 mins
I really dislike WG's who charge extra for everything
I saw Linzi a few times a few years ago and everything was included except anal.
Rimming and swallowing and multiple cums was all part of her normal rate.
She was good value then and gave a great service.
Thanks for this and your other party reviews. Are there more to come?
I wish LAPC and BoP would hold parties here on week days so that I could attend. But I know the owner of the venue does not want to cause any problems with her neighbours.
Regards,
davidgood
Yep there are another 7 to come but well tonight there was only one thing I was interested in and that was the England game and I have 4 Parties to Attend in the next 5 days Saturday being the odd day out and on that I am at a Vanilla Party where I live so they may be a while but I may see you at LAPC at Leia's next week I can sneak it in before work
I wish I could pop 4 times 🤪
Amazing. 👋