Sammy Valentine
Age: 35-39
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men, Couples, Groups
Nationality: British
Orientation: Bisexual
Age: 35-39
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men, Couples, Groups
Nationality: British
Orientation: Bisexual
Middlesbrough • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Recently visited this lass on one of her stays in Middlesbrough, she comes up every few weeks from west Yorkshire.
Sammie has a really nice body, nice tits, outrageous arse, really sexy legs, slim curvy body type, pretty face and a tidy vagina, She's tall for a woman and chatty, she has quite a few visible tatoos and in her very early thirties.
Her prices are very reasonable but she charges an extra £10 for owo. The service included bdsm and protected sex as requested. Enjoyed the experience with her
Enjoyed the experience with her
Met on
£70 20m
Middlesbrough • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Mainly done by text, no major problems.
Newish, cleanish ground floor apartment in Middlesbrough.
a lot older than advertised (late 30s not 28), but not bad looking, nice sexy figure albeit with a smattering of stretch marks that had been air-brushed out of her pictures. Great set of norks paid for by her parents(!), best fake boobs I've experienced, felt firm but natural, couldn't feel the jelly-fish floating around inside.
Arrived at the door and was let in, showed me to the bedroom, sorted paperwork, she did one and left me to get undressed. Saw her a bit better when she came in, a lot older than advertised (late 30s not 28), but not bad looking, nice sexy figure albeit with a smattering of stretch marks that had been air-brushed out of her pictures. Great set of norks paid for by her parents(!), best fake boobs I've experienced, felt firm but natural, couldn't feel the jelly-fish floating around inside. Had read that she was a bit of a talker, so tried to go straight in for some FK (which she confirmed by text she was up for) just to shut her up. Bit lame really, no passion, didn't really get into it. Moved onto her boobs, straight away she's trying to get my hard with some slightly rough tugging, which is never going to work very well with me. Started giving me a blow-job which was OK, but far too rushed. And then her mobile phone went off with text alert. She insisted on reading it and responding, turns out she's somehow managed to book 2 people for the same time. So she takes 30 seconds out to respond to this other guy, saying she's telling him that the landlord has turned up, while I'm still laying there. Eventually sends the text and puts the phone down (which keeps going off during the punt, and she keeps getting distracted by it). I ask if I can return the oral favour and she seems keen, have to say she does have a lovely, shaven & sweet pussy, could have feasted on her for ages, however she gets spooked by a noise outside the door and goes to investigate. Nothing there. Comes back in and asks if I'm ready for sex (less than 10 minutes into the punt at this point), on with the hat and into mish, followed by cow-girl (which was nice as I had access-all-areas to her funbags), followed by doggy. After that the phone went again so she messed about with that again, when done she just snapped the condom off without asking, saying "Are you ready to wank now?" Quite clear she just wanted this punt done so she wouldn't lose the other chap waiting impatiently in his car outside, so I took the hint and jizzed all over her black beauts. As I was cleaning up and getting dressed she was droning on about her boyfriend and how she wanted to pack it in so she could be with him.
Overall impression, she's sexy enough (7/10 - I was hoping for a 9/10 from pictures), but I felt like a chicken in a factory being hurried along for the chop so the next one can be processed. Add that to the fact that she stopped to answer the phone/check the door after the punt had started, and tried to chivvy me along when there was still plenty of time left, and I can't really recommend her. £70 for a hurried 20 minute punt with no passion, real or otherwise, just isn't worth it. She's getting ready to exit the escorting life anyway - probably just as well as her heart clearly isn't in it. She's only got one more night in Middlesbrough (Wed 22 Feb) - my advice is steer clear. Which leaves me a little frustrated, 2 negative reviews in a row!!! I toyed with giving her a neutral review, but since I wish I had my £70 back to spend on someone else, I feel negative feedback is a fair reflection of the experience I had.
I saw her profile and she did look good - sent her a message yesterday asking about the cost of extras? - she replied today to say £40 anal; £10 owo & £25 watersports - I told her i wouldn't be bothering as the cost was prohibitive - with your review it seems i made a wise decision 👋
Thanks for this review just saved me booking her for today 🍻
£70 30m
canary wharf • Incall
Accurate photos
quick and clear
Big hotel in canary wharf
She is in her late 30ss but is actually really good looking. I do believe what she said in her profile about being a glamour model in the past
she is easy to get along with but she does talk a lot there were times where I thought OK she's finished her sentence now she's going to suck my cock and then she started talking again. Dunno if this is time wasting or she just talks a lot. Probably the former. I asked her to suck it and then the action commenced
Wow I've hit 50 reviews 💃
> pumps on December 01, 2015, 06:09:09 pm:
> those pictures just aren't enough for me to work with!
Thats how I felt but then I was like thats what punting is all about just take a risk and it paid off.
Facially she is nice 👍 . Closest celebrity resemblance I can think of is Mel B
Body, well the parts I could see of it were really good. Nice ass nice tits
Her tummy was covered up with some lace corset type thing so I cant comment on how it looks when shes fully naked but I can say it did not protrude
She's smoking hot for her age
> pumps on December 01, 2015, 06:09:09 pm:
> 50 reviews already.... now add up all that cash wasted lol
🤦 I know
Need to start earning some of it back and punting with more discipline!
The things pussy makes you do ey' 🤪
I've always fancied Mel b! Is she in canary wharf often?
She moves around. When I saw her she said it was the first time she had visited Canary Wharf
She told me she usually moves between Forest Hill and Bluewater
Hey Cheeky,
I'm just chatty!!! You must have been good craic! If you had come in and pretended to be deaf, then you would have had my mouth round your cock for longer!! 😁
Hope all is well and Happy New Year!
X
How long did you book and what price? What services did you receive and how were they delivered. 🤷
£60 for 30mins, service included some bdsm on me, sex, oral was offered, just the usual stuff
I’d be interested if you could tell me more about her looks and body as all her profile fotos have been lifted of the internet.
Very interesting, over to you op 🤷