Lauren Lovely Thai
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Ethnicity: Asian
Nationality: Thai
Orientation: Straight
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Ethnicity: Asian
Nationality: Thai
Orientation: Straight
£110 45m
near the historic ships • Incall • Parking available
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
£110 for 45 min +10 owo + 10 kissing. Lauren is using the well known Thai flat near the historic ships. Parking below building 2.60 and ATM.
Lauren is using the well known Thai flat near the historic ships. Parking below building 2.60 and ATM.
First impression was that Lauren was quite a lot older than the pictures. Probably early 40s. Pictures have been significantly airbrushed.
First impression was that Lauren was quite a lot older than the pictures. Probably early 40s. Pictures have been significantly airbrushed. Welcomed in and agreed services. Kissing was full on. Owo pretty good. Varied, some DT and attention to balls. Then into 69. This was ok but she positioned herself so I could only get to her clit, could not get lower. After a while we moved to sex in cg and then missionary. She was quite loose with lots of lube so it wasn’t going to get me over the line. Ended up with hi to finish. As soon as we finished she went off for a shower which annoyed me a bit as we still had 15 minutes on the clock. I think she expected me to dress and leave but eventually came back and provided about 5 minutes half hearted massage. Was back in the car park before 40 minutes was up.
This is a bit surprising because she said she was here for 2 months and was really quiet. Seems like she would want repeat visits, and I made it clear that was possible. As it is I rate it borderline neutral and I would not return. Not terrible but nothing to make me want to repeat.
£60 15m
German supermarket • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
booked by text and parked at the German supermarket.
Into her flat
Nice body, good attitude.
Into her flat and she was wearing a nightie which she took off whilst I undressed. Owo was good, didn’t last long as it was a short booking. On with a condom and lubed up for cowgirl which was good, enjoyed play with her bullet nipples whilst she rode me. Over to doggy and finished in missionary. Only strange/unusual thing was when was dressed she held on to me for about a minute
Should have booked a half hour but enjoyed the 15 mins.
I keep meaning to get over and see this girl again, she's been in Preston for about 4 weeks now so must be due to move on anytime soon
Guessing from your review she is offering full sex (protected). It isn't on her likes list (although she does mention a-levels).
£80 20m
one of the main drags in aberdeen • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
not my first choice but seen as the other thai girl was in torry and ive a non-compliant ulez car, i have to stay with girls north of the city centre or face a 15-20 min detour. so this was plan B
lives on one of the main drags in aberdeen
its the girl in the pictures age wise ? 32-36 ish
took a shower on arrival as requested she started of with a quick massage then ow, which was very good then sex in a few positions found her demeanor rather cold and business like, no connection At £80 was maybe expecting something better. took a shower after and headed for the hills was there 20 mins at most
6/10 from me wouldnt want to see her again,
Should this to be in the Escort review section? Thanks for the review tough, was thinking about this one myself.
Can I ask who was your plan A?
Plan A looks much better.
she is, seen her last night
will do a review tonight
£80 25m
New Whore lane blocks • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Lauren only has a few reviews and not as many as i'd expect for a girl whose been on the website for 11 months, she was my plan B after being ghosted by my plan A but her text reply was instant and I was punting her 20 minutes later 👍 Location is one of the usual New Whore lane blocks
Location is one of the usual New Whore lane blocks. There was someone else working in the same flat so not sure what the arrangement was there or who the other girl / TS / whatever was.
her tits are natural which is almost unusual these days but hers aren't too big or saggy but still a decent handful, slight and I do mean slight sign of childbirth but nothing off putting, i'd probably say she wasn't gym toned as a fair reflection of her body.
It's the girl in the pics as the tattoos match although the pics are touched up but hell that's normal, she was nice and smiley / friendly from the get go which does help to set a good atmosphere, quick trip to the bathroom for a pee after giving her the £80 and i'm back in the room then she says she's going to wash her mouth. We both strip off, her tits are natural which is almost unusual these days but hers aren't too big or saggy but still a decent handful, slight and I do mean slight sign of childbirth but nothing off putting, i'd probably say she wasn't gym toned as a fair reflection of her body. A few kisses but i'm not getting any tongue which was a shame then I lie down and after wet wiping my cock she starts giving me OWO which feels great, I can tell she's just brushed her teeth or more likely just used mouthwash as i'm getting a tingly feeling that I recognise 🤪 Oral carries on for a few minutes then she grabs a condom, it does feel a bit rushed but i've had this from most Thais recently however i'm sure she would have done more oral if i'd asked her however as usual I asked if I could give her oral and she was happy to oblige. Now she insisted on putting the condom on me before I gave her oral which seemed strange, bit of language barrier but it transpires that she did this as after giving her oral she has had guys suddenly stop oral and pull themselves up then try to fuck her bare, fucking wankers spoil it for others 👎 No big deal licking her out while the condom is on anyway but disappointing that guys try to take advantage. She did say that she had a few stray hairs down below as she previously waxed but a few have just come back, there were only a few which I can cope with and the main thing is she was clean downstairs. I went to rub her pussy but got told No fingers, again that's a shame but some girls do and some girls don't. I gave her oral for about 6 or 7 minutes and she did seem to be getting into it making the right noises and clenching her thighs on the side of my head, initially her bum was sort of planted down into the bed but after a while she was thrusting herself up once she got into it. Enough oral and time for sex, quick wank to get myself hard, a bit of lube and were off in mish and I get my stride going while we occasionally kiss and she has got into the kissing a bit more with a hint of tongue occasionally but not what i'd call FK. She was happy for me to rub her clit and feel her tits but she also ran her hands up and down my body and down my arms including running her nails on me which I always find really sensual; erotic and a massive turn on. I look over my shoulder and we are 25 minutes in so I know I need to finish soon, I consider going for doggy but a few hard thrusts see the bag filled and she's happy to let me finish the orgasm completely, I pull myself up and we both reach for the condom so I let her grab it and then she deals with it and cleans me up like most Thai girls seem to, always a nice touch that 👍 Quick chat while I dress and she wraps a towel round herself like she's going to shower, she says that she's independent unlike most Thai girls and updates her own website page etc so claims she isn't paying a cut like the other girls, she also said she's here for 4 weeks which is unusual and she's aware most girls only stay somewhere for 1 or 2 weeks but seemed to want to stay longer. There was someone else working in the same flat so not sure what the arrangement was there or who the other girl / TS / whatever was.
Overall a very pleasant girl who was welcoming and good to get along with, i'm planning on seeing her again if she's here for another 3 weeks +
Thanks for the review Pal....I'm not sure I've seen this profile before but she seems decent. One of the other reviews mentions she's got a bit of an arse on her ?
Not that I noticed and I like them petite 👍
Cheers for the review mate.
Might have to book in myself
£80 30m
city centre • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
Had an itch a couple of days ago so looked on website to see if anyone took my fancy. Comms - Fast replies, she spoke good enough english on the phone to arrange a time
Known apartments within city centre
The pictures were a bit airbrushed but she looked good looking in person around 5'1 and slim however she did have an ass, was dressed in a nurse outfit.
Started off with her giving me a lapdance, and then proceeded to OWO, she had good sucking skills and she also paid attention to the balls which is something I feel that most girls tend to miss out. I then bent her over on the floor next to the wall mirror and gave her a good pounding and finished in the bag.
Conclusion - She was a nice girl, she seemed to be into it, was a nice all rounded service.
Shouldn't this be in Escort Reviews section
She looks gorgeous. Thanks, mate. I've hotlisted her.
£100 30m
near the ice rink • Incall • Parking available
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
A rare chance of a trip up North. Blimey, it's cold up there! I wasn't too impressed with the menu on the day, in truth, but this was the lucky girl, and I was pleased with my choice:
This was in a nice modern apartment near the ice rink.
Those pictures are flattering, as you might expect, but not by much. She's typically Thai, petite, shapely and well proportioned, with medium to generous, soft, natural tits, with big, brown aureolae. I'd have preferred a top class Thai boob job myself, but it's only a matter of taste. There's a bit of ink on her, but just what you can see, and maybe some signs of post-maternal wear and tear on her stomach, but I'm very queasy about things like that and it didn't put me off, so it can't have amounted to much. Late thirties, perhaps? It's hard to tell. It's the body of a woman rather than a girl, if you know what I mean, just softening at the edges. I found her facially attractive, but I should perhaps add that I have a thing about slightly uneven teeth, which I find much more endearing than the bland perfection of modern cosmetic dentistry. She has a nice smile, and she smiled a lot. She was wearing blue contact lenses which were quite distinctive and which rather suited her, I thought.
Even by Thai standards, her attitude was first class, and she was bright, enthusiastic and eager to please from the start. She was happy to let me dictate proceedings, so the punt followed the usual drill; a kiss and cuddle to warm up, then RO from front and rear, which put me in fine fettle so we skipped the blowjob and went straight to the main event, with heels-to-heaven - facing the mirrored wardrobe, which is always nice - followed by cowgirl and doggie, after which I settled back for her to finish me by hand. With a bit of touchline coaching she soon found the right rhythm and tempo, and I couldn't fault her technique, but it was one of those days when I just couldn't get over the line. As is often the case, she was more disappointed by this than I was. I tried to throw the towel in a couple of times but she wouldn't have it, and eventually I suggested I try to cum in her mouth, to see if that would do the trick. This would be an extra £20 which she wanted up front, telling me she'd had a customer recently who'd left without paying the extra. Let's hope he just forgot, because it was a bastard thing to do otherwise. When she'd finished fussing about with wet-wipes and kitchen towel to get rid of the baby oil she'd been using, she knelt before me in front of the mirror, and set about her work with a nice combination of full on OWO and some delicate tongue work as she caressed my balls at the same time. We made a good tag-team; I'd give it a go myself from time to time, before popping it back into her mouth, and it was me holding the reins when after what felt like an eternity the big moment came. She took it like a pro, draining every last drop before skipping to the bathroom next door to freshen up with a slug of mouthwash, and she came back looking as pleased as Punch, as well she might. Good girl! Her English isn't great, but good enough to have a bit of post-coital chat. We were well over time by then, but she was in no rush to shoo me out, and it was a nice way to round off the occasion.
For half an hour I paid £80, plus £20 for CIM. It's a few years since I knew my way around the city, so for convenience I parked in a nearby multi-storey. I daresay I was over an hour, but not by much, and it cost £9-90 to get out. Ten fucking quid! No wonder F Scott Fitzgerald parks wherever he likes and risks a fine. Outrageous!
Met on
£100
Moulsham Street district • Incall • Free parking
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
Straight forward – I messaged her on a Saturday morning – she replied promptly and I was there 30 minutes later.
It’s a well used house in the Moulsham Street district. The ground floor front door opens to a small hallway, which leads straight on to a downstairs bedroom with en-suite.
She is the girl in the pictures, but they are glammed up. IRL her skin obviously isn’t a smooth and pristine and her skin colour not as bronzed. she has a squarish shape and stands at just over 5’ or thereabouts. Nice pair of titties, but once out of the bra they sag / deflate a little when she’s standing. The arse is soft and doesn’t have much pushback / bounceback. She’s a size 8, completely untoned, with a little bit of softness on her belly.
The magic door opened with her hidden behind it. The ground floor front door opens to a small hallway, which leads straight on to a downstairs bedroom with en-suite. She is smiling, but isn’t particularly warm. We exchange the fee and confirm services. I ask to use the bathroom, thinking that she would ask if I wanted to shower. She just pointed to the en-suite. No towels in there at all – that’ll be a drip dry then. Back in to the room, I got undressed. She was straight down to business and grinding her arse on me. When she turned around I went in for a kiss, she reciprocated reluctantly with closed lips, but soon moved away, indicating that there would be no more of that. She started by tugging at my cock and before long had reached for the wet wipes. What proceeded I can only describe as torture. She wiped down my cock with a twisting and turning motion and vice tight grip, just like she was trying to get a rusty nut off of a rusty bolt. I was flinching in pain, but she didn’t seem to care, my cock was going to get the full cork-screw treatment. Once that was over she proceeded to OWO, it was nothing special, and it continued until I asked her to get on top. I lay down on the bed and she used some lube before mounting me. Unfortunately, she used way too much lube, and not only did this have the effect of numbing any sensation, it made a terrible sploshing noise. As she rode me there was a synchronised rhythmic squelching noise, it was really off putting. She didn’t last long and tired of that. I took over and asked for doggy. This was a decent view, her waist to arse ratio is good when she’s bent over. She stretched herself out on the bed with her hands above her head. I banged away until my hearts content, but there was too much lube and it was doing nothing for me. I soon got bored. I told her to start sucking me again OWO. Her technique wasn’t doing it for me, so I finished myself off and told her when I was about to cum. She put her mouth over the helmet and let me unload. She kept it there until I stopped pumping and indicated that I had finished. She went to the bathroom for a very, very thorough rinse. I could hear her brushing her teeth. Not much was said after that. I got dressed and left.
No, it was just about satisfactory for a Pump & Dump.
Profile had been in London earlier in the year
Current profile format
Anal PlayCIMCIM (at discretion)Deep ThroatDoggingDominationDomination (giving)Domination (receiving)Face SittingFacialsFrench KissingMassageOralOral without (at discretion)Oral without ProtectionPartiesRimmingSwingingToysUniformsWatersports
£80 30m
flat near hsbc on high street • Incall
Accurate photos
quick via text, time agreed within the hour.
flat near hsbc on high street. Discreet. Clean and modern inside.
was the girl in pictures but not as sexy. Maybe the age is a bit higher, air brushed pictures, Bit of a belly to her (not an issue just not in photos)
very light kissing, ow was decent with eye contact. Sex in cowgirl, doggy and mish, came in bag. Highlight was doggy when she reached under and grabbed my balls as I pounded her pussy. Very friendly but not great English.
A solid positive review.
Met on
£60 15m
a few minutes' walk from Savers Health & Beauty on Barking Road • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
All done by text.
works in an Apartment, a few minutes' walk from Savers Health & Beauty on Barking Road.
wearing a Sexy Black Lingerie, greets me with a smile
Texted Tanya that I have arrived, got buzzed in, I take the lift up to the fifth floor, the door opens with her standing behind it, I step inside, wearing a Sexy Black Lingerie, greets me with a smile, politely tells me the remove my shoes and leads me to the bedroom where we reached an agreement on the services that's on offer, I hand over the notes in which she goes out the room to stash away as I undress. Reappears and I move in for a kiss which turns into a passionate snog as I groped her ass, then removed her gear and helped myself to them delicious natural melons, licked and sucked on those juicy nipples, then lay her down on the bed and started licking pussy, she groans in pleasure as I fingered her tight cunt before moving back up for more kisses. she then pulls out the wet wipes and gives the knob a quick clean before delivering a fantastic sloppy blowjob, licked and sucked on me balls as well, soon I was fully erect, condom on, lubes up the fanny, climbs on top and starts bouncing away as I grab hold of them Boobies then pulled her in closer for more Deep French kissing. soon she was moaning in pleasure as I bent her over and give it to her, hammering away from behind, stretching the pussy out before switching to missionary, went in balls deep and powered away until satisfaction. cleaned up, got dressed, kissed and cuddled on the way out.
cleaned up, got dressed, kissed and cuddled on the way out.
Thanks for the review? Are there any shower facilities?
True
Where as I appreciate you've made a review, this is pretty half arsed and lacks information people are interested in knowing.
For it, I don't don't really read the actions.
But "it is the lady in the profile gallery" is not a description.
How tall is she? Build type? Boob size? Representation and accuracy of the pics etc...
I often find many of these photo shopped Thai girls a lot shorter and less slender then what they appear in pics.
....and older, always older!
I was just looking at her profile this afternoon and looked at some of the other reviews, which varied between neutral and positive. Glad I didn't make a booking.
So a neutral not a positive then ?
Sounds almost a negative.