Age: 35-39
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men, Women
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Nationality: Polish
Orientation: Straight
Breast Enhancement: Natural
Smoking: No
Has Tattoos: Yes
Has Piercings: No
£90 1h
nice part of southside • Incall
Good comms, call then a few texts, nice part of southside miby a bit of a pain if on public transport or foot if not local.
Clean and tidy flat, relaxing massage room, candles, music and such.
Charlotte is bbw but pretty with it and welcoming too. Massive tits she's happy for you to play with
Clean and tidy flat, relaxing massage room, candles, music and such. Charlotte is bbw but pretty with it and welcoming too. I dont reckon shes a trained masseuse, it was more of sensual rub down. Which was pleasurable, i enjoyed the hour. Not much teasing though. Main event and she down to some OW. Not my preference but was pretty good considering. She happy to get stuck right in. Massive tits she's happy for you to play with
I had low expectations before jumping in and was pleasantly surprised so left a happy punter. Unsure if id return though.
£70 1h 10m
Pollokshields, near Pollokshields West train station • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Phoned (her profile says she doesn’t take bookings via text or emails) and got appointment within short space of time. Her English is excellent. Asked to confirm 10mins before arrival to confirm and get full address. Given postcode and general street via text after initial phone call. I confirmed 10 minutes before but she said not ready and another 10mins. Got in 5 minutes after my appointed time.
The sides of the bath / shower are quite high and there were sprays used to mask dog scents on the shelf (do not know why I noticed this). Into bedroom and asked to strip whilst she had a big tea cup which I thought had tea in it but was actually hot oil. Lay face down on the bed which was quite low down and the mattress wasn’t the most “bouncy”.
Humungous Breasts (biggest I’ve ever seen in real life) BBW - at least size 14 / 16 but maybe bigger. She is a big unit. Facially would say 4 / 10 - put it this way if she passed me in the street I would not look twice at her or even in a dimly lit bar. Not much makeup To me she seemed grumpy and mostly concerned about keeping her long black hair out of the way (don’t know why she didn’t tie it back) and did need washed Quite tall maybe 5”7 Hard to gauge if the half face photo on her profile photo is her or not
she stood behind the door upon entering and she wearing a long dress and shown to the room which was a low bed. I asked about using the toilet but before I had even finished my words got told before could do that I needed to confirm and pay her. I confirmed it was Massage for 45 minutes only and she went away to hide money. I was offered shower but didn’t need one as had just come straight from my house. The sides of the bath / shower are quite high and there were sprays used to mask dog scents on the shelf (do not know why I noticed this). Into bedroom and asked to strip whilst she had a big tea cup which I thought had tea in it but was actually hot oil. Lay face down on the bed which was quite low down and the mattress wasn’t the most “bouncy”. I put my head on a pillow. I confirmed it was a sensual massage but nothing really sensual about it. She started “massage” (well I say massage but really just moving hands over the body) by placing oil all over my back then legs and arms before she started rubbing on my shoulders. Every now and again she was burping and sniffling. At one point I wanted to say to her could she not just blow her nose. Anyways she started rubbing my shoulders and as my neck getting sore I lay with my face facing left. This is when I noticed she was yawning quite a lot and only using 1 hand over my shoulders. In my opinion it looked as though she couldn’t really be arsed. She moved down to my lower back for a short time then onto my buttocks for what seemed like a fleeting moment. Then moved onto the legs. She did both sides of my legs and seemed to concentrate more on the lower half of my legs. There was about 3 subtle swipes of between my legs then onto my back and shoulders again. I was then asked to turn over and she got her “guns” out (but had still the bottom half of her dress on) which were nice and big and saggy but in a nice way if you know what I mean. She went straight for the Crown Jewels with her hand before oiling her breasts. I tried to play with her breasts but after about 10 seconds got told cannot touch them as her nipples were too sensitive. She sort of lay on the bed on her side to play with me between her breasts then moved to on top and briefly put my penis between her breasts and this was when she started to make those daft porno actress noises when no noise was made before this. She even moved her lips in that over-emphasising way like in the adult films. After about 5 minutes I came over her breasts and she said I was very horny and wiped me up. I took a shower but when couldn’t work how to switch it on I had to ask her to show me with her saying “are you stupid?” When getting changed she tried to make idle chit chat but she did look really bored.
Overall I would rate as negative and I won’t be going back and wish I’d saved my £70. Other reasons for negative are the service was wishy-washy, the yawning and just the overall lack of commitment. I’m not expecting a visit to be over enthusiastic but if someone is spending £70 at least they should have a wee bit of enthusiasm.
I also forgot to add another reason for negative is I checked my watch on the way out and noticed I had only been in for 40 minutes which included a shower at the end.
So didn’t even get my full 45 minutes.
Informative and entertaining review 👍
Indeed it is. I had been considering a visit in spite of the previous mixed reviews, just to see those big tits unleashed. The burping, unwashed hair and general rudeness shown to the OP has just ruled her out for me. I imagine the big baps are what most punters would be visiting this lady for but it’s totally pointless if you’re not allowed to touch them.