SIZZLING KARINA – Russian Female Escort in Derby city centre

shenze

Reviewed on 11 May 2025

3/10

15m

Kidlington, Oxford • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Quick responses to messages.

Venue

A well used flat by WGs in Kidlington, Oxford.

Looks

The WG is in her 50s, has saggy tits, and has a belly. I can't tell if the pictures are of hers and if they are, they are at least 10-15 years old if not more.

The Meet

Karina tries hard to please but it is difficult to enjoy despite her trying hard as you expected something very different from the pictures on the profile.

Final Thoughts

This was one of those punts where I should have walked away but just couldn't get myself to. Avoid like a plague unless you are into granny looking ladies.

notcalledchris • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Yeah. Oxford is generally shit for punting. Train to Reading is an option

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JoShields • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

LOL - she is fucking awful as per my previous review -

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scutty brown • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

shenze
did you check the reviews on here before booking?

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shenze • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Unfortunately I did not. As I mentioned in the review, since this was a last minute plan, it was booked in a rush and I couldn't check the reviews prior. I was also probably blinded by the inclusion of OWO within the £60 meet. That should have been my cue.

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MrMatrix • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Dont worry about it just move on. I got caught out some years ago on a really bad one and I took a chance. Walked in the end, but the abuse i got on the text after was awful. Not a mistake I plan to make again. 👋

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Jacksonwood

Reviewed on 01 Jan 2025

3/10

£150 1h

city centre • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

My little fella got the better of me and with not much choice around new year I arranged to meet this lady. Comms were good and I agreed £150 for the hour at a serviced apartment in the city centre.

Venue

serviced apartment in the city centre

Looks

I would say the girl on here looks like the daughter of the SP - she says 37 but I'd add at least 7 more years to that - it's fair to say her photos must be 15 years old. She's facially not too bad but has a gut and her tits are heading south.

The Meet

Lack lustre massage (light fingers trailing over body ) and sex in mish and doggy wasn't much to write home about.

Final Thoughts

All in all £150 wasted - should have walked - didn't and almost instant regret.

Belgarion • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Commiserations mate, she's got 7 red ones here already.

Saw the profile but didn't move forward. Rule of thumb, I avoid the profiles with airbrushed photos.

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Barry chuckle • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Damn, hard luck on getting caught out on this one. I saw her bloody ages ago, 3 maybe 4 years before covid and before I was on here. And she had the same out of date profile pictures then. Think I only went for a 30 minute meeting and it was pretty shit but what pissed me off most was that I blew out someone else who was half decent for her. Oh well we live and learn

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Joe112

Reviewed on 25 Dec 2023

4/10

£80 30m

sunbury • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Saw her because was thinking with my lower, than my head. Haven't seen her for so many years and thought why not? Despite mixed reviews thought, why not

Venue

Usual spot in sunbury

Looks

Face looked OK ish. Gut. Nice books

The Meet

Should've walked. Easy communication. Saw her. Like a Russian milf/mum/mob boss wife. Good English. Effort was bad, but tried ish. Attitude was good. The gut... I say it again. It looked bad. She was on top made no effort. Made me think, is this how my gut looks when I'm on top of girls? Damn. Anyway, finished in her mouth. Gave me a massage later. Was so bad and poor I was tying to hold I my laughter. She was lightly stroking my body over and over lol. What a way to end the year

Final Thoughts

What a way to end the year

Jayne_cobb

Reviewed on 04 Feb 2023

5/10

£80 30m

Blackpole • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Organised the meet fairly last minute via text as a same day appointment. Comms were good, told me where to park and replied quickly once I'd let her know I'd parked.

Venue

Location is a well used building in Blackpole, easy parking in the retail park opposite, nice and discrete.

Looks

As previous reviews have said, Karina has been frugal with the truth about her age on her profile. She's late 40s for sure, the pics on the profile are her (but from 15-20 years ago). To be fair she's got quite a nice figure and wears her age well.

The Meet

We both got our kit off and she offered a massage to start, I thought why not and lay on my front. Massage technique was a bit odd, like she was waxing a car, not unpleasant though. Enjoyed this for a while then turned over. She grabbed a wet wipe and cleaned my nob and asked if I wanted oral with or without. Went for without, rather than going straight for lil Jayne she started kissing my nipples and other parts of my body. Nice, and got LJ twitching. She finally worked her way down and did an excellent impression of a dyson - oral was spot on very enjoyable - she varied technique nicely as well when I found the sap rising. On with the mac and she lubed up and jumped on top, she did a good impression of pretending that she was enjoying it as I grabbed her tits as she bounced away. She suggested we changed position so onto doggy where she continued to make appreciative noises. Then finally into mish where I (are you listening Birmingham Live?) happily filled the bag. Wet wipe clean up and a little chit chat then I was clothed and on my way.

Final Thoughts

I'm giving her a neutral as her profile photos are shockingly out of date, but service was quite good. If she was £60 for hh and not £80 I might have even rated her positive. Won't be returning though as I'm not really in this to shag girls my own age (or older than me), and I didn't really fancy her very much (hence didn't try any kissing). As an aside her profile says she's only in Worcester for a short while, but she's been here a good couple of weeks at least. Why is it all the hot ones are only here for 3-4 days, whereas the ones I don't want to do a repeat visit with hang around for ages?

Grindelwald

Reviewed on 26 Jan 2023

2/10

north of the city • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

On the phone she was polite and all business. Easy comms.

Venue

A repurposed commercial building in the north of the city. Retail park over the road, plenty of easy and free parking.

Looks

Pictures are at least 20 years old. I would put this "woman" at early fifties and no where near the 20-something her picture suggest. Pot-belly, lanky hair, just not what I was expecting.

The Meet

Didn't happen. I walked and told her why.

Final Thoughts

Avoid. Avoid. Avoid. I really wish I'd checked her feedback on here before I wasted my time.

Dajie

Reviewed on 30 May 2022

7/10

£140 1h

near Bishopsgate • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Communications

Called, booked and visited on the same day. Good comms, no trouble finding it.

Venue

She is in a top floor flat near Bishopsgate. Nice place, but a few flights of stairs to navigate. Arrived a bit puffed. Punt is in clean, spacious punting bedroom.

Looks

Karina is older than her photos but still attractive. Still slim. Karina is an attractive middle aged Russian brunette.

The Meet

I did paperwork, showered and settled down for some owo. Proceed to doggie and mish. Need to wait longer between punts as had a dickens of a time finishing. Did so in the end. Karina is an attractive middle aged Russian brunette. She did everything asked, was friendly. Professional manner. I mean, you aren't going to fool yourself she's your girlfriend.

Final Thoughts

Vanilla punt. Acceptable in Central London in my view for £140.

GingerNuts • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Your review certainly goes against the grain.

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Dajie • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Your mileage may vary. Her photos for instance are not accurate. But they are so obviously photo shopped I didn't really think they would be. Maybe she looked like that 20 years ago.

As I say, was not personally disappointed for £140. Middle age doesn't put me off these days. Not since I got there myself.

She wasn't cold or distant with me.

Unless my mind is playing tricks on me, I really don't remember her being flabby.

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Jokerinpack

Reviewed on 09 Jan 2022

3/10

£90

Feltham on the main road opposite a shopping centre • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Arranged via text and comms were good. I made sure to ask for a GFE as I wasn’t after a vanilla service

Venue

Meet took place early December from an apartment in Feltham on the main road opposite a shopping centre.

Looks

The lady is middle aged 40s I guess, tallish 5’8”. She does not look like the pics and actually has a flabby belly and tits that droop like marbles in a sack! Facially not pretty but each to their own. She’s had a lot of positive reviews on the website but there’s one negative on there which I feel actually is honest

The Meet

She sat far enough away for no real contact and play with her and I had gone showered and manicured so it wasn’t as if I was unclean. There was little engagement and she casually rubbed her hands over my body and then Owo which wasn’t well done. On with the Mac and she got on top but again no kissing or close contact and it was so disconnected I just ended it sooner with a hand job and left. She gets a negative because many SPs promise the earth and then it’s either extra when you’re there or they go through the motions. I can’t stand people like that and it’s another £90 wasted

Final Thoughts

She gets a negative because many SPs promise the earth and then it’s either extra when you’re there or they go through the motions. I can’t stand people like that and it’s another £90 wasted

LLPunting • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the warning 🍻

So the pics are not of her or just very old? (they look like they were shot for an escort agency about a decade ago)

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MrMatrix • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

6 Negatives 1 neutral and 1 positive with the common theme shes in her 40s and she doesnt look like her perky profile picture. Clearly one to be avoided. Thanks for the heads up OP. 👋

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casio38

Reviewed on 07 Dec 2021

4/10

£160 1h

apartment near Tesco Extra Reading West • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Initially tried calling but call dropped and I was sent an automated reply by text message asking what services I wanted, opted for 1 hour booking with £30 extra for anal

Venue

Okay apartment, quite dark with curtains drawn

Looks

Karina was not as per pictures (much older and bigger) but as this was my first punt in over six years I continued! Karina was wearing a see through gown, bra, pants and fishnet holdups

The Meet

Found my way into building with details supplied and was met with behind the door trick after ringing on the door bell. Okay apartment, quite dark with curtains drawn Karina was not as per pictures (much older and bigger) but as this was my first punt in over six years I continued! Karina was wearing a see through gown, bra, pants and fishnet holdups, I got de-clothed and sat on the bed as cleaned me up a bit with wet wipes. To start with Karina gave me a slightly robotic but quite nice OWO which got me hard pretty quick, she then slid some protection onto me and lubed up her arsehole. She guided me in and I pumped her arsehole a bit with her making some fake comments/noises. Unfortunately given this being my first taste of anal sex for about seven years I am came pretty quickly much to mine and Karina's disappointment. After a bit of clean-up she gave me a massage for about ten minutes and I decided to try again she got my member semi hard via OWO. We tried sex again but I was pretty soft after earlier ejaculation so we carried on with a bit of reverse oral which was not great as she did not taste/smell that fresh given broken hot water. After finishing I put on my clothes back on and left after a quick on the cheek from her.

Final Thoughts

Negatives: Profile pictures do not match the person you meet as they were taken almost ten years ago. As above no shower was available as hot water in apartment was broken. Would I visit again? No.

JoShields

Reviewed on 03 Jun 2021

1/10

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

website sucks. 99% of these slappers are taking the piss completely.

Looks

A bull frog is more attractive. Fugly, old, sagging belly, shit legs. If she is the girl in the photos they must have been taken 3 lives ago.

The Meet

Door opened, saw the offering and I walked.

Danj89 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I saw her years ago and she was at least 10 to 15 years older than the photos on her profile back when i saw her. And she is still using the same photos! I think its been discussed here she looks nothing like the pics.

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dubhcarr • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

thanks for the review OP. Yes I have been sucked in by this profile she is a nice woman but totally misrepresented by this profile. As you state you will be met by an older woman, who is a good fkk. 👋

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Keshceem

Reviewed on 12 Mar 2021

2/10

Met on 01 Jan 2020

£150 1h

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Apologies my first review aswell but many more to come. £150 FOR AN HOUR OWO AND GFE Comma - quick to reply with directions

Looks

Girl in her late 40s or early 50s saggy body fake boobs

The Meet

Handed the cash. Went away and asked me if wanted a shower. Declined as just had one. Came back and asked if I wanted a message and accepted as had an hour and didn't really wanted to look at her. Would rate 2 out of 10 as clearly didn't want to do it and just kept rubbing her thumb against my back. Got board and asked for a blow job. Gave me owo wasn't bad but not to great either. No deep throat just going with the motion. Then just fucked her in mish for a wile tbh did take some pounding then turned her around and doggy her hard but took a wile to cum as wasn't really feeling her.

Final Thoughts

Honestly would have been better if I would have just wanked at home atleast would have saved £150. But first mistakes for everything. Did see her again as she keeps changing her profile and think she uses few numbers to bate but this time told her to fuck off and walked away. Waste of money

Royd30 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Think she’s part of the Russian group famous for B&S. Used to have some great girls but now hit and miss. Between Sunbury Slough and Maidenhead. Wouldn’t leave the house or waste a fone call now to any of these SP’s.

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