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Thaihoney86

Beacon Heath - EX4
8 reviews
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Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Nationality: Thai

Orientation: Straight

Reviews

8 TOTAL REVIEWS
6.3/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

6/10

£70 30m

Jimmy's End • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

I was aware that Honey has an equal weighting of green and grey reviews, but having read the neutrals they were based on the fact that she's older and rounder than appears in the pics, neither of which worry me unduly. It has also been mentioned that she can be a little distant but I'm ever the optimist and there was one crucial factor in making the booking - it was Thai changeover day but Honey had her green light on! Prompt reply to my text with the road and postcode which immediately informed me it was one of two terraced houses in the same street in Jimmy's End frequented by the Thai girls. There was no long menu of services and prices so I took the profiles to be accurate. The house was Meena's, indeed it was she who answered the door and ushered me towards Honey standing at the foot of the stairs. I followed her up to the room and handed £70 for 30 minutes. This includes OWO. No extras were discussed but I believe CIM is available for £20.

Venue

The house was Meena's, indeed it was she who answered the door and ushered me towards Honey standing at the foot of the stairs. I followed her up to the room.

Looks

Honey is exactly as I expected. Facially like the pics but a bit older, probably mid 40's, attractive enough. Big tits with a normal degree of sag and a bit of a spare tyre around her midriff. Not BBW but a bit chubby. If you like curvy girls she's ok, but not if you like them thin. She was wearing some sort of thin sheer gown which took all of 5 seconds to disrobe, then she helped me undress.

The Meet

Honey is exactly as I expected. Facially like the pics but a bit older, probably mid 40's, attractive enough. Big tits with a normal degree of sag and a bit of a spare tyre around her midriff. Not BBW but a bit chubby. If you like curvy girls she's ok, but not if you like them thin. She was wearing some sort of thin sheer gown which took all of 5 seconds to disrobe, then she helped me undress. There was a fair bit of kissing, initially with just slightly parted lips, developing into LFK. Honey suggested a massage and as her profile has this as one of her options I thought I would go with it. The massage was ok, but in a 30 minute FS punt you're not going to get anything too therapeutic. After a while this developed into quite a good B2B massage, using her big tits and pussy all over my back and bum. Time to turn over, a quick wipe before going down and giving an uncovered BJ from sideways on whilst using her left hand to tickle my balls. I had free access to Honey's body too. Only thing was she used her right hand too much on my cock, so I took hold of her wrist, moved it away and held it, then started thrusting up into her mouth, gently face-fucking her from underneath. Honey was amenable to this, didn't complain at all and continued to suck well. She then rubbered me up and was about to apply some lube but I stopped her and went down for RO. Honey was clean and made all the right noises without going OTT but I guess the orgasm was faked. So now she did wipe some lube on the dom, I entered in mish, did some more kissing between thrusts and soon had her legs up over my shoulders from which position I filled the bag. Usual clean-up and Honey wrapped a towel around herself presumably for a shower. It was clear that the punt was over. There was no conversation so I dressed and left.

Final Thoughts

Honey's appearance was fine for me as was her level of service, indeed I would say the face-fucking was good, so why the neutral? Two reasons - most of the younger Thai girls who don't speak much English make an effort to communicate, Honey made little effort in this regard so I can see why others said she was distant. Also when I got back to my car less than 20 minutes had elapsed, looking back I think she was looking to get the deed done and see me on my way as opposed to giving me 30 minutes of entertainment. Still I've had worse. These are most accurate pics.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£120 1h

Birkenhead not far from Prenton Park • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I figured that a rub and tug in a massage shop would probably cost around £80 for an hour, so I was intrigued by option 1. All things being equal, it seemed like decent value for money but once I got there I ended up going with full service.

Venue

Small terraced house in Birkenhead not far from Prenton Park.

Looks

Photo's flatter to deceive, easily mid 50's and tubby but well presented nonetheless - I think someone else is handling the texts because her English seemed limited but she was fluent whilst messaging.

The Meet

She started off naked from the off and gave me a really good massage, definitely trained. Rubbed her tits all over me and fondled the balls and the cock while I was face down. On turn over, blow job was adequately delivered and then on with the condom were she did that common Thai thing of fucking you like a jack hammer while simultaneously squatting. Threw her over onto the bed, smashed her missionary then came in the bag. Once I was spent, I lay back down on my front and the massage continued until the time was up. Quick shower and then on my way. No kissing or extras but I didn't really want to.

Final Thoughts

It was alright, standard pump and dump with a good massage but I wouldn't go back.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£70 30m

busy road • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Honey, being a name used often by Thai girls, so search does not bring immediate result.Although some of the reviews did match, to my mind. Comms, text on morning, time agreed, given post code and road.Told to text when at location for house number.

Venue

House, is on a busy road, parking at nearby greggs etc. Parking available at her house, but you don’t know this until given number.

Looks

Honey girl in advert, although a dress size bigger now.

The Meet

House, is on a busy road, parking at nearby greggs etc. Parking available at her house, but you don’t know this until given number. Meet, Honey girl in advert, although a dress size bigger now.I was happy for meet to continue. She did say there’s a Lady boy working from the house, asked if I wanted a four some or to see her for another time. Honey is friendly and responsive. Started with B2B massage on my back, nice feeling her warm pussy between my legs. Hard on turn ,she then started on tit wank, very nice boobs. RO offered , but only finger play on her clit. Decided to finish cow girl.

Final Thoughts

Happy with Honey and service given. £70 for 30 minutes. My curious mind is now wondering what the lady boy looked like. ( only window shopping) The girls change every two weeks.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£70 30m

Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

Comms were quick and easy.

Looks

Honey is the girl in the photos, although she is not as slim or toned as shown.

The Meet

Right from answering the door Honey gave the impression of being tired and disinterested. We went thru' OW and a range of positions but she never showed much enthusiasm or engagement. Nonetheless, she let me go at it hard and fast in all positions without any attempt to restrict depth or speed - so a good pump and dump - a Neutral overall. I was having trouble finishing so she tossed me off by hand over her tits.

Final Thoughts

a Neutral overall.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£70 30m

LE3 • block near red/silver gates area • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Text repled to quite quickly
Erotic HJ and massage 60 half, 100 hour
FS incl sex, lip kiss, bj RO 15 min 60, 30 min 70, hour 120
Owo extra 10
Cim extra 20
No anal or bb
Cash only
Opted for 70 half hour FS no extras. Had to give a first name for booking and then given post code.

Venue

Decent apartment in block near red/silver gates area of LE3. Room smallish but Modern, clean, functional, and bright.

Looks

Usual hiding behind the door. Greeted by a small Thai around 5ft ish dressed in a silk gown. I would say around late 30s to late 40s, not young by any means and although make up and skin was good I wasn’t attracted to her face.

The Meet

Honey left the room while I undressed and laid on the bed. She came back in and disrobed herself showing a lovely set of enhanced bazonkas but no real figure. She had no waist as she was quite chubby round this area. No flabby skin and still soft to touch but not my cup of tea.
I started munching on her humps which she seemed to enjoy and I did too. She started playing with the totem pole while I was doing this and just about got it erect. Onto ow which was ok but nothing spectacular. She then mounted me cg and started riding. Again ok but just enough to keep the erection. On my request doggy was next but her figure was not getting my sap rising. There was also very little communication or connection which I feel is important in a punt.
I asked her to finish by hand and she tried really hard but just couldn’t get me over the line. After around 28 mins I admitted defeat and got dressed.

Final Thoughts

Honey was pleasant enough but just not the look or physique I like and her technique was quite basic in my opinion. She does have a great rack on her but I left still needing my urge to be satisfied.

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Reviewed on

7/10

30m

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

As previously commented, not a cute as the pictures, but still attractive c. 40 something.

Venue

Smooth radio was playin.  I prefer ambient sound of Thai music.

Looks

not a cute as the pictures, but still attractive c. 40 something.

The Meet

Back massage is not my thing so I lay on my back.  Some girls try to get you to turn over to pass some of the time. This girl was very generous with her breast and rubbed them all over me for a good long time, which is the kind of massage nobody could object to. Quite willing to kiss as well.  Onto owo and then mish.  I was banging away when the set ended and the female DJ announced that later we will be hearing from a call girl who earned 10K per month and retired at 30. That kind of put me off and for some reason I started to loose enthusiasm. Then the next song started and it was the Eurythmics

"Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused"

That finished me and I climbed off and she gave me a fantastically good hand job.

You might think that this was enough for one punt but as I straightened myself up waiting for her to open the door she suddenly turned round, dragged me to the bathroom and indicated the mirror. My face was covered with her lipstick and I looked like a toddler that had been eating a raspberry ice cream.

Final Thoughts

Quite an eventful 30 minutes. I guess that's why its called taking a punt. You never know what you will get.

I would certainly return for that soft massage.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£60 30m

Newfoundpool area of the city • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I sent a text to the number displayed in the site to enquire about availability and received a prompt response advising she was free.

Venue

Small apartment in the Newfoundpool area of the city.

Looks

It is the lady in the pictures but the images are very flatttering. I would estimate her age to be early to mid 50s, not as young looking as the profile suggests. She is petite but has a flabby stomach, no rear curves but she is quite naturally busty.

The Meet

Despite the above I decided to stay as I had opted for a massage with HE only (option 1 on her page). Her English is limited so she clearly wasn’t the author of her texts, but has enough to get by. The action started with a back massage, which was good actually. She applied some nice scented oils which enhanced the process. This lasted for approximately 15 minutes. She then asked me to turn over. She then massaged my head and slowly moved down before initiating the HE. This took much longer than usual because I wasn’t attracted to her. After I eventually popped she cleaned me up and was very attentive when doing so. I then dressed, said my goodbyes and left.

Final Thoughts

I have rated this as a neutral because the massage at least was good and she was very attentive. I cannot rate it higher due to the misleading images and the fact that I wasn’t physically attracted to her.

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Reviewed on

9/10

£70 30m

Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Noticed she's just appeared in the last few days - turns out it was only her 2nd day ever at this job and just landed in the UK. ... However, dont let this deter you - she defo knows how to work a cock! Comms - easy / quick as you would expect - fired off a few texts and was directed to the postcde swiftly.

Venue

Venue - normal house - fit for purpose, not too many prying eyes, wasnt an issue for me

Looks

It's 100% the girl in the pics - those massive whopping boobies and big big nipples just begging to be sucked. Yes, theyre perhaps a little airbrushed as I would have expected, but I was happy upon meeting her.

The Meet

In the house, notes exchanged and she was grabbing my cock through my pants. She seems VERY horny, which I liked. Seems to be happy to see my. Turns out laters I was only her 3rd ever customer at this job, so perhaps expliained why she was so excited to get the action going. I like it when a girl takes time to undress me and warm the little guy up before just going straight in - and here she didnt disapoint. Lots of teasing, kissing (not deep french kiss, but nice enough pecks), long & passionate cock strokes, sensual hand momements - very expereinced at this, I presume she's worked many years in massage places in Thailand and her expereince shows. She then goes onto give me a very very good suck (Covered- she offers owo but I didnt pay the extra). This was the highlught for me - I like it when a girl makes good eye contact and seems to actually enjoy the job. Lots of spit, varied speed, varied strokes - nice and deep - was really quite a sight and nearly took me over the edge. HAd to ask her to slow down. She did alternate between cock sucking and a real nice titty wank - fuck me theyre massive (enhanced probabaly - but seems very soft and natural feel). What a sight that was with thos big whoppers jerking my rock solid cock as she looks deep into my eyes. Had to take a monent to stop myself cumming too soon then was desperate to fuck that pussy. Was nice and tight, surprisingly tight actually. She jumps on cowgirl and slowly goes to town with what I can only desribe as twerking style ass movements - I love it when a girl does this. Then she does that thing that only asian girls do best where she stands and squat fucks me - has to be my absolute fav position this - she gets right up and down the entire length of my shaft - brilliant technique. I decide to smash her from behind to finish - lovely big ass and she seems to cum (or at least pretend to) which I appreciate. Great ass, small waist - job done Quick clean up and Im out

Final Thoughts

Hopefully this helps - not seen any other reviews on this one, she tells me she's only just arrived in UK and her first few days at this job - I believe her - she was horny as fuck!

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