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Tantric Annabelle

Stanmore - SO22 (see outcall areas in Details)
3 reviews
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3.710

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Age: 45-49

Gender: Female

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 9st 0lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Hazel

Nationality: German

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 34"

Bra Cup Size: DD

Body Measurement: 30"

Body Type: Slim

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Earls Court/West Brompton

Reviews

3 TOTAL REVIEWS
3.7/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

4/10

£150 45m

EC • somewhere off Warwick Road • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

So I was driving to EC for an appointment when the woman I was scheduled to meet texted to say she couldn't make it. Drat. Parked in the big Tesco on Cromwell Road and opened the Earl's Court/Gloucester Road/Kensington toybox on my phone, Little Brain thinking Well there's hundreds of hungry women out there who will surely make a mess out of me (Bob Dylan reference please note) for a few GBPs. Yes, there are a million with green lights on, so I start making calls. No, they can't make it just now, no they don't answer, no this number doesn't exist, etc etc until I notice Tantric Annabelle's profile, looks like a nice milf, Don't bother reading website reviews says LB, just call and call now. If only Big Brain had listened. So I call and ask for a meet and the first thing she says is, "Are you from the police?". BB thinks WTF time to hang up, LB says This is hilarious, she's obviously a fun crazy gal and anyway I want someone to play with me. We stagger through the process of setting up a meet in half an hour, and she signs off with "Well as long as you're not a policeman . . . " to LB's delight.

Venue

her flat is a studio, high up over rooftops, full of junk, but nice big bed to loll on.

Looks

Reasonable looking middle-aged woman in a very pretty floral dress showing massive cleavage. The tits, as we had guessed, are very nice, but she has no arse at all so I avert my eyes from her lower half.

The Meet

Arrive at her block somewhere off Warwick Road, she buzzes me up, we get to her door and knock, and scrabbling sounds begin from behind the door. LB is at fever pitch as the punt is about to begin and he can be unleashed. More scrabbling, and then my phone rings. It's her. "I can't open the door, it seems to be stuck," she says. What the actual fuck thinks BB, the girl can't open her own front door of the flat she actually lives in? The stairs are right there, it really really is time to walk now. LB is beside himself with glee, See how crazy she is, it's sure going to be a wild session, he says. Eventually (after tense moments on the stairs wondering if everyone else in the building is going to spot me) she wrenches open the door. We sit on her sofa and start to chat about fuck knows what, and she's obviously either totally pissed or totally high, at 3 in the afternoon, but I can't smell anything or see any other signs. I can still walk out, as I haven't handed over the dosh, but LB is gawping at the nice dress and the cleavage and will never agree to leave. She starts to talk the most monstrous bollocks about how her house plants have AURAS that she can SEE, and for some reason BB likes this and agrees that LB can stay. To save time I ASK if I can get undressed and she seems surprised by this turn of events but agrees to it, not offering any shower, so I think fuck it OK no shower then and lie on the bed. She comes over and begins the "tantric massage" we agreed on, but asks me to turn over very quickly, how disappointing I think until she says "I don't always do this you know" in a sort of disapproving way, and puts my cock in her mouth. Quite good OWO, and after a bit I say, How about losing the dress, and she does and takes off her rather M&S underwear as well. She gives my cock another bit of sucking and then comes to lie beside me while she gives me an average handjob. She starts the random deranged chit-chat again and I almost lose it so I play with her tits (no kissing is possible) and think of wank-bank stuff and manage to come. She seems quite surprised that liquid of some sort has come out of the end of my cock and rushes about tutting to clean up. Time is at about 45 minutes, and again I'm offered no shower. Possibly the bathroom is out of bounds. It's time to go.

Final Thoughts

A very strange punt with a pisshead nutter, and LB leaves punching the air and saying I told you so. BB sadly looks at the dent in his wallet and says never again.

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Reviewed on

2/10

£250 1h

Earls Court Square • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I met "Elite Courtesan" at a dingy flat in Earls Court, her profile photos are good, if her attitude is a little up herself but I thought I'd try her out as she had on a decent offer

Venue

a dingy flat in Earls Court, I arrived to a Bedsit near Earls Court Square

Looks

she looks AWFUL, there is no way she is 39, probably not even 49!!!! she is skinny but has a REALLY saggy stomach and awful fake tits and a VERY wrinkly face complete with grey roots.

The Meet

She smelt like she had been drinking and had white stuff all over her nose so it was clear she was on the Coke and not the fizzy kind, her service was crap, she wanted to talk alot, to avoid doing anything and to be honest I left early after blowing my load

Final Thoughts

This woman is Charging £250 an HOUR there are much younger, prettier girls not even charging HALF this amount, she describes herself as a MODEL, my God, avoid, Id be interested to see if any one else has seen her?

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Reviewed on

5/10

2h

Earls Court station • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Met Annabelle/EliteCourtesan for a 2 hour booking after accepting a RB bid, link to profile

Venue

venue was her nice studio flat a short walk from Earls Court station - nice and clean inside, no problems on that front.

Looks

Looks wise like all escorts you need to add on 4-5 years to their profile, so I reckon around 43-44 would be more accurate, would be very surprised if 39 was her real age - not a problem for me as a bit of mature totty never goes amiss! Body and tits were great, nice long legs - she was wearing a short dress and stockings which showed off her figure well.

The Meet

Arrived bang on time, venue was her nice studio flat a short walk from Earls Court station - nice and clean inside, no problems on that front. Offered a drink on arrival, before she launched into a load of chit chat, at one point I was thinking are we actually going to do anything here?! Finally got her engaged in some touching and FK after around 15 mins of talking, wasn't long before I was hard and we started shedding the clothes, great I thought this punt will be good despite the delaying tactics at the beginning. Moved onto the bed for some oral (she covered me up which was annoying, and from that point on I started to suspect this was not going to be a memorable punt), did a bit of ball licking and more oral, I was rapidly losing interest so thought fuck it might as well cum. Round 1 over probably about 30 mins into 2 hours scheduled time. Quick clean up then more talking, boy can she talk (not sexy talk mind you, just all kind of really small chit chat). After what seemed an age I finally managed to get her back into some kissing, before she rode me on top until completion. Still around 40 mins on the clock, at which point I suggested some fun in the shower. Her reply was 'you have already had a good enough deal' and she proceeded to run me a shower (alone that is!), wtf?! So with 30 mins still left I was on my way with my tail between my legs and hopes of a fuck fest well and truly dashed.

Final Thoughts

Only reason its not a negative is she was actually quite a nice lady with a good body and the few bits of fun were decent, but with hindsight could have been compressed into a much shorter (and cheaper) booking.

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