Massage By Brook – Polish Female Escort in Neasden

Notmemate

Reviewed on 24 Dec 2023

2/10

Do not recommend

Communications

Tried to meet twice, both times she cancelled last minute, complete waste of time, very frustrated,sorry if you have to meet to post a review but thought I’d write just in case

I’m not sure why I gave her second chance, first time she said she left her phone on train, second time I came early making sure nothing would go wrong, 30 minutes before, messaged her saying if you want we can meet early but she said no stick to original time which was fine

called her five minutes before the time no answe, text no answer

10 minutes later she texts and said she took too many booking and can’t meet. She knew I was waiting early thirty mins before why didn’t she tell me then than waste another 30/40 mins

The Meet

These people should not work in this business if they can’t keep up with timekeeping

Final Thoughts

These people should not work in this business if they can’t keep up with timekeeping

zertfghyr

Reviewed on 23 Apr 2022

9/10

Met on 01 Feb 2022

£150 1h

central watford • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Good, texted her on the day.

Venue

Apartment in an office type building in central watford, paid car park 2 min walk away. She now seems to have moved to a different region

Looks

Polish milf, short hair. Might not have the body of a supermodel but excellent service

The Meet

Given the flat no once outside the building. After shower onto the massge table face down for a nice massage and excellent B2b. After halfhour/40 mins or so moved to the bed where more B2B massage on the front. Excellent use of the whole body mixed with light fk. After the B2B on with the OWO, nice wet and very deep (one of the top OWO for me) finishing with Cim. Had another shower and out the door after the hour mark.

Final Thoughts

Will return - Friendly service and no clockwatching. See note around the fees on the change in price structure, OWO maybe off the cards?

bixxybxy1397

Reviewed on 06 Nov 2021

4/10

£140 1h

town centre • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

I texted when I arrived and Brook provided me with very clear instructions to her flat. On the phone when booking, she said the session was supposed to include a shower together.

Venue

Ground floor flat located in the town centre. Easy to get to and plenty of parking in the nearby multi-storey, about 1 minute walk away from the flat. Interior was nicely decorated and set-up well with a massage table, bed and en-suite bathroom. Flat was very warm and cozy which was nice given the chilly weather outside these days.

Looks

Brook is facially attractive and seemed to have a nice figure. The pictures on her profile are mostly accurate and her flaws are very well hidden. She has some very nice lips, big and juicy. As noted in some other reviews of Brook, she has lost a huge amount of weight in quite a short amount of time leaving her with a lot of loose skin and it’s really very off-putting. Small droopy breast and a very loose droopy bum - not good.

The Meet

The first 30mins of the meet was a genuine massage on the massage table. The massage itself was very good, nice amount of pressure and little bit of teasing with some CC swipes and a few reach unders. I was asked to turnover and received more of the same. Some light chit chat throughout too which was nice. This is where things really went downhill… It was time for the B2B, we moved onto the bed, Brook stripped to reveal a very deceiving body with a lot of loose, hanging skin in pretty much every area of her body. It was not an attractive look and a real mood killer. The B2B was poor as a result, and you couldn’t really feel her body, it was like having a bit of dough rolled over your body. The B2B entailed some OWO which was nice and she goes very deep. She has nice plump lips so that was good. During the B2B there was quite a bit of DFK which was a nice distraction to the problems mentioned above. After about 20mins, she moved on to putting the condom on and began to ride me in cowgirl. It was slow and lazy and she kept stopping every 10seconds from getting tired. It wasn’t good and to be completely honest, felt like I was having sex with a bowl of mashed potatoes. She asked me to switch to doggy so I agreed but goodness me, the smell coming from the posterior was awful. I was almost gagging and my dick began to get floppy (even after popping a pill) because this whole part of the punt was just awful and I was forcing myself to carry on and enjoy. I asked her for oral again but she refused saying that she doesn’t do oral after sex and proceeded with a handjob. It was really shit. We hit the hour mark and I proposed that we call it a day and that she refund me the extra which she agreed too. The session was supposed to include a shower together but she decided not to join me…even though she said she would at the beginning of the punt and on the phone when booking.

Final Thoughts

Overall: facially attract women with a good massage technique but that is where it ends. Im glad I got some money back but even for the service I received, I definitely overpaid. Would I return?…not a chance.

Boss_Grinz • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Now that is a real put off when you get put off by smell, she was on my HL as was based in Stratford London, so I can defo cross this one out 💣

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Metalgear2018 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I can imagine the smell

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bixxybxy1397 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Honestly gentlemen, I think this review is me being nice. Save your money.

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Snork80

Reviewed on 03 Sep 2021

9/10

£100 1h

close to the high street exit of Stratford Station • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Initial comm's were by text and fine. She works from a building close to the high street exit of Stratford Station, so quite convenient and easy to find. She does seem concerned about her privacy in the building as she asked me to quote a different floor/apartment number if questioned by anyone. Nothing like that happened though, didn't see anyone else in the lobby/lifts.

Venue

Her apartment and the room is nicely appointed, clean and fresh. (There's a picture of her 'treatment' room in her profile and that is accurate.) I had a shower before and after, in an ensuite off a different bedroom from the treatment room, nicely appointed, products on offer, and a fresh towel each time. She wants you to take your shoes off at the front door.

Looks

Brook herself has a pleasant "milf-next-door" kind of look, she is open about being 40 years old, but while I'm no great judge I would have said she looks more mid-30's at most. If I was being super-critical she shows her age a little when you get your hands on her, with some looseish skin across her belly. Didn't bother me personally but YMMV if you like taut bit of totty. Brook's English is good, and she has a friendly, accommodating approach. Was quite easy to chat to.

The Meet

For my service, I started off on the massage table for a very decent therapeutic massage, before we moved to the bed, where the massage turned more sensual, and before she went full B2B I got a hot stone treatment, which I'd never had before but was pretty cool. The B2B massage was great, including some LFK (paid for extra), and one thing I love is rubbing her pussy along my dick. The OWO was pretty good, but as a personal thing for me I often have trouble orgasming just from a BJ, so she switched to HJ after a little while, and unprompted by me swung into a 69 position which got the job done. Overall a great experience, with good massage, both the therapeutic and sensual parts.

Final Thoughts

So for me, a great sensual massage, with a nice lady, and I will definitely be going back when I get the chance. Couple of things of note; - She says she works alone, but I'm fairly certain there were other people in the flat. I can't say they were 'working'. - I can't see it on her profile at the moment, but she requests you to have shaved pubes to get an oral finish.

sparkus • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks, the previous SP using the profile was much bigger before than the current photos - can you say more on her actual size etc?

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Snork80 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I'm not a great judge but I would say she was a size 10-12. The pictures on the profile are a fair representation I would say.

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jmostert • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I saw another girl in the same apartment a while back and she was talking about how Brook lost a lot of weight during the lockdown. So I think this might be the same SP as previous.

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hellohellox123 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Cheers for the review mate, how would you say the kissing was, worth paying the extra?

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Snork80 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

There was no massive snogging session or anything, it was more during the front body slides, she'd come up for some LFK. For me it was a nice extra that for ten quid Ed worth it. If kissing is your main priority in a service, probably not worthwhile.

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W5ranger • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Brook is now in Ashford, comms yesterday were ood and made an appointment for 3pm, confirmed this morning all good. Turned up at 3 and she ghosted me, no answer to texts or calls, not even a courtesy to say sorry. I'd avoid this SP if you have a tight timeframe.

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horneybynature

Reviewed on 20 Sep 2020

9/10

45m

Startford closer to station • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I saw her a month ago. It was a short notice booking. She was free replied very quickly Good response .

Venue

Discrete location.

Looks

She is a woman in her late 30- early 40, bbw. Fantastic natural breasts, huge arse, and tummy. I think photos are very accurate. Attractive as bbw milf.

The Meet

She was very friendly from the beginning . I booked for 30 min and asked her can I cum 2 times. she said unlimited 🎉 🎉 the massage was very good. She used her whole body did great body2body slide. 69, rubbing my cock with her oily breasts. happy ending with fantastic tit wank 2 times felt like never ending orgasm. 🎉 No clock watching. Took a shower. I was there nearly 45 mins.

Final Thoughts

Final verdict - honest profile a nice friendly lady does what she said on profile, perfect body to body massage. Lots of cc swipe, not a cum dodger. I left after a very satisfying massage. A repeat visit definitely. Next time I may try massage plus fs. .