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SexyEnglishLolaxx

Maida Vale - W9 (see outcall areas in Details)
9 reviews
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3.810

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Age: 25-29

Gender: Female

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 12st 0lb

Meets With: Men, Couples

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Ethnicity: Mixed

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Cup Size: C

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Type: Curvy

Smoking: Socially

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Reviews

9 TOTAL REVIEWS
3.8/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

£60 15m

High rise council block • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Communications

All done via Whatsapp, and managed to get the time secured and postcode sent. So all good here.

Venue

High rise council block, one of the top floors, Not glamorous. The room was also messy, but as it was a B&G it would do. If you as looking for a longer stay you may well be put off. Didn't see the bathroom or toilet, so cant comment on that.

Looks

Pictures are dated, facially she kinda resembles her pics/video caps, but she has put on a lot of weight since then. easily a dress 14 minimum. Tits are ok, barely a handful, and the back isn't a bubble, but as I wasn't fucking her I didn't care to much.

The Meet

You have to be a bit assertive with this one. I think she had in her mind she was going to finish me off quickly and do it how she likes it. But I had other ideas! Told her to go hands-free and coached her on the speed and depth. She didn't complain and was submissive, after 5 mins I think she accepted this wasn't going to be a quick 5mins blow, so accepted her fate and went with how I wanted it. I wouldn't call it DT, but it was a decent attempt, she looked pretty hot looking up at me while squeezing her tits together. I was pacing myself to maximise my time, and as I was drawing to a close, she asked if I could cum on her tits rather than CIM (it think thats £20 extra), that was fine by me, and on the stroke of 15 mins I came on her tits. Wiped myself off, dressed and cut out.

Final Thoughts

Decent enough B&G, pricey due to the extra, but it was past midnight, so I guess I was ok paying the late tax. If you allow her to have her way, she will probably be lazy with it, so be assertive. Much bigger than her pics now, and had a ton of make up on, but still relatively good looking, just not a head turner imo.

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Reviewed on

6/10

Met on

£80 30m

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Communications

I met Lola recently (Jan 2022) but I had seen her before lock-down too. I never did a review because her profile disappeared. It would have been positive back in 2019.

Looks

Back then she was a size 12-14 and well proportioned. She is now much much larger. I would say a size 18-20 but her photos do not show this.

The Meet

Her OWO was very good with her taking 5" comfortably. Finished in the bag doggy style.

Final Thoughts

I won't visit again as she is just too large for my tastes. She gives a decent service so not a negative in my book.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£60 30m

Birkenhead, near Hamilton Square • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I’ve been having a few dabbles lately and came across Lola, she’s from down south (London) but was in Liverpool for the first time, well actually Birkenhead as she’d booked an apartment. Comms great, email then spoke on phone and arranged a meet a short while later, agreed £60 for 30 minutes.

Venue

Venue was an Airbnb in Birkenhead (her first time here so she didn’t realise it wasn’t Liverpool) easy to find right by the tunnel by Hamilton Square, clean, sparse but suitable for what it was.

Looks

Lola is pretty, her pictures face wise are accurate and she has a bit of a belly but nothing that would put me off, nice tits not massive but comfy to hold and great nipples.

The Meet

Venue was an Airbnb in Birkenhead (her first time here so she didn’t realise it wasn’t Liverpool) easy to find right by the tunnel by Hamilton Square, clean, sparse but suitable for what it was. Lola is pretty, her pictures face wise are accurate and she has a bit of a belly but nothing that would put me off, nice tits not massive but comfy to hold and great nipples. Kissing but no tongues and straight onto a suck of those nipples which are great. Lay down and she gave me a really sloppy blow job which was enjoyable, after a good long suck we swapped and I went down on her, she was clean and has a nice pussy with a piercing which I had a pull on with my teeth. She seemed to enjoy herself and thanked me saying a lot of blokes don’t do it for her (I think I’ve found something I’m actually good at after all these years!). Time to strap up and she bent over the bed, she was tight, very tight and I actually had a feel to see if I’d gone in her arse instead, it didn’t take me long before the grip got me and so off with the cover and I dumped a big load on her tits. Cleaned up and we had a good chat, she’s open about her personal issues (nothing bad) and I took a liking to her. Didn’t watch the time but was definitely minimum 30 minutes, jumped in the car happy but didn’t notice my face! She had some body makeup on and I looked like I’d fell asleep in chocolate as my face and chin was brown lol but luckily I was only going home and it was dark.

Final Thoughts

I’d definitely see her again as I enjoyed my time with her.

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Reviewed on

3/10

£80 15m

lewisham • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Comms were straightforward and a time and place quickly agreed i set off

Venue

Works in lewisham in a residential building and was buzzed in and proceeded on up .

Looks

She is the girl in the pics albeit it slighly a few years older as she has stretch marks and a belly .

The Meet

Anyhow despite advertising a gfe she said she doesn't do kissing despite stating she does, and also despite stating she isn't a clockwatcher she most certainly is which i will get into .Anyhow despite the non existent gfe experience agreed a half hour oral session and we began ,oral was decent but as to avoid doing much she kept chatting and instead tried to give me a handjob which was rather annoying and i certainly wasnt paying £80 for a wank 😂so had to keep asking her politely to resume oral .She also bit my cock a few times which wasnt pleasant, also just didnt seem that enthuastic if I'm honest. Must of been there for just under 15 minutes as i had my watch on and she stopped and said were done .Rather perplexed i asked how ? As i know when we began and her argument being the set up time for her to get the room ready whilst i waited and my 1 minute trip to the loo to freshen up had somehow equated to 15 minutes of my time complete joke tbh .She offered another another minute as some kind of consolation which i refused as i knew I'd been done our of an hour's trip to trek to lewisham and £80 for half an hour .Got dressed and left.Utter dissapointment and waste of time .

Final Thoughts

Utter dissapointment and waste of time .

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Reviewed on

3/10

£80 30m

Residential area around dartford • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

good was done over phone call and text all sorted, she gave me the house number once arrived.

Venue

The house itself was disorganised, dirty and scattered, bed was broken, she claims it will be fixed today. Wasn't offered a drink or shower.

Looks

I opened the door she was waiting for me halfway up the stairs, she turned around and I followed, bum was looking nice, she looked okay not a stunner but not ugly either, makeup. Dressed in stockings and suspenders. Probably early thirties looks 5/10, average body, i wasn't sure if she was pregnant or just a tummy. Didn't ask just in case she wasn't pregnant.

The Meet

Anyway into the bedroom, paperwork sorted, stripped, sat on the bed and OWO started, 30 seconds later she says she has a bad neck or slept wrong, so i got up and she sat on the edge of the bed to continue the owo bj. After a minute she then offered condom and doggy, but she told me to go to the middle of the bed where my knees are on the bed so i couldn't really get the power to pound her. The whiff from her fanny just really put me off, tried to come back to the edge of the bed so i can plant my feet on the ground but nope she moved back inside into the middle of the bed so had to be on the bed again. The floor was creaking so bad as well, bed broken, I just finally gave up and told her to finish me oral and she took the condom off and tried sucking me again. TBH I just wanted to leave at this point. she then told me to wank. I respectfully declined got dressed and left.

Final Thoughts

I was so pissed off, ruined my morning this, might as well have thrown 80 pounds in the air. Would I go back? No fucking bloody way, surprised she has the feedback she has. Has to be a negative for me, Lazy as Fuck, no effort made, poor hygiene, no offer of amenities. Just thought ill TOFTT and save some one their hard earned cash. Don't bother, you will be highly disappointed

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Reviewed on

3/10

Met on

£80 25m

Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

I normally stick to 1 hour bookings because I like to take things slow but in this case I decided to go for 30 mins/£80 because I wasn't sure about her due to the mixed reviews on here.

Venue

From memory, her place was on the ground floor of a house. One of those converted houses with multiple flats. The outside is a dump and to be honest, the inside wasn't much better.

Looks

Victoria is a pleasant enough girl with a good body and lovely caramel coloured skin. Body is as per the photos, but she is older than stated on profile. I would say probably in her 30's. Facially, probably a 5/10.

The Meet

Reason I feel it was a rip off was:
1. I was expecting a lap dance but none was forthcoming. I dont think she could be bothered.
2. No kissing - although stated on her profile.
3. Got a little bit of OWO, nothing great and no attention to balls. I dont think she was keen on blowing me.
4. Very short session of penetration (Doggie)
6. Short session of 69 (Nice and clean - no smell)
5. Asked for an oral finish but she used her hands instead of mouth.
6. In an out within 25 minutes max.

Final Thoughts

Perhaps this is what all 30 min sessions are. It was my first and I am glad I did not pay for an hour.

I just felt she was lazy and did not put any effort into the punt. Probably rates as one of my worst but it took a bit of reflection before I came to that decision.

If you go to see her, I hope you get a better level of service than I did.

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Reviewed on

3/10

Do not recommend

Communications

I've been trying to hook up with this girl over the last 2-3 years and have made at least 4 attempts to do so. I contacted her earlier in the week to ask if she was free the next day, she said she was and asked me to send a booking request (which l did). On the morning of the punt she cancelled on me (no reason given). I understand things come up but I must be the unluckiest bloke on the planet as this was the 3rd time she'd cancelled on me, the other time she wanted to move the meet to later in the afternoon but it didn't suit me.

Looks

She does look fit in her pictures so I live in hope that one day she'll actually follow through with the booking.

Final Thoughts

So just a warning here, have a plan b (or c) as she is very flaky and there aren't that many good options in the area.

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Reviewed on

£70 30m

near Bluewater shopping centre • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Initially a bit difficult over text, but after I tried to call she replied via text shortly after.

Venue

At her home near Bluewater shopping centre. Lots of kids toys and things about, bit of a mess but I didn't mind. She was honest and open about having not tidied up as I was quite a quick booking and I believed her. Other than parking my biggest niggle was the bed, it was very soft, so soft you kind of fall into it and thus getting up a head of steam was difficult in most positions.

Looks

Very attractive - stated age of 22 perhaps a tad optimistic, but 26 or under definitely I would say. Everything firm and facially she is very pretty. The pictures on her profile are very accurate. Her arse is her best feature for me, not too big but definitely not too small - and very spankable. pert tits that were a delight to hold, and generally whilst she isn't a stick figure, she is definitely that 'hot girl you see in the club and want to take home'.

The Meet

The kind of punt that restores faith in the game, a few areas for improvement but would definitely return and recommend. Very friendly, perhaps a bit headstrong but definitely nothing off putting as she was clearly keen on ensuring I had a great time, which I did in spades.

Final Thoughts

Would genuinely return visit as a Plan A, so considering she was a Plan B on my way back from another terrible punt, I think she was a brilliant find. If she were to sort the bed out, I would definitely become a regular, and heartily recommend.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£60 30m

Discreet flat behind some shops • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Initial email on website regarding availability, next day reply stating Thursday's and Saturday's and a phone number. Actual booking done via text , done with quick replies and given the postcode. Phone call from Ria when outside for the door number.

Venue

Discreet flat behind some shops, met by the madam who was welcoming and took me up to the room and introduced to Ria. Place was clean with basic furnishings. Suited for it's purpose.

Looks

Ria has a sociable and down to earth personality, extremely welcoming. Definitely the girl in the pics. Pretty face, petite toned body with perky natural breasts.

The Meet

Warm welcome from Ria, who seemed bubbly and happy to see me and offered a drink. Got the paperwork sorted and straight into the action. Ria was dressed in skimpy black lingerie which was soon on the floor. Straight onto the bed and Ria starting with a hj to get things going then onto covered oral (OWO not offered at all) despite this it was surprisingly great, nearly making me pop, something that doesn't happen easily for me through a bj. I did try to play with Ria to which she declined. I don't do reverse oral so not sure if offered. Ria then got on top and to be fair isn't her greatest asset but gave it her best and responded well. Then went for some spooning, doggy and missionary followed by doggy to finish, finally finishing over her tits and body, leaving just enough time to clean up. Not once did Ria check the time or phone and certainly seemed to enjoy it all.

Final Thoughts

Conclusion: services were basic and would have preferred OWO but cannot complain due to Ria's bj skills. Would have liked to play with Ria for a bit but didn't push it further. I'm not one for fk/dfk but based on the basic service doubt it is offered, same again for reverse oral even though she appears to offer it on her profile. Suppose you may get it if you ask. I think that it was good value overall despite being basic, attitude is everything and certainly made it. I would visit again and will probably become a regular.

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