Communications
All comms by phone call and she was bright and cheerful on the phone, agreed a short notice meet and post code given.
Looks
On arrival she was exactly as i hoped and expected. Everyone knows that shes years over the stated age of 41 and the pictures clearly show it. Youd be a complete mug if you genuinely thought she would be anything less than late fifties. Dressed in some cheap whore fishnets and big make up she looked great and gave me a very friendly welcome.
The Meet
Upstairs and i get undressed, she offers me owo but due to the known mileage and fear of disapointmemt i opt for covered. Blow job was fair to good so i let her crack on for a bit before going down on her. Despite the many many miles.of cock shes taken over the years she has a remarkable tight and pretty looking pussy. Sex was great in a few different positions before filling the bag. All throughout the meet she was good fun, had a nice chatty, bubbly, attitude and a really good shag too. I guess i was lucky to get none of the agro ive heard from previous reviewers.
Final Thoughts
Im definitely keeping this on the plan B list although im sure her infamous character could return at any point.
A little run down area but parked around the corner no issue
• Incall
• Parking available
Communications
Very good , I sent off a message and got a quick reply
Venue
Erm.. not great, run down , thread bear carpets holed doors , kinda got the squatting feel for the place although it's a semi detached property in the main road she did say she lived there. Kinda makes me Itch thinking about it.
Looks
she looks a lot older in person and although talks fine her lack of enthusiasm is mind blowing.
The Meet
So I paid £35 for a quick blow and go , not expecting the world but relief as we all get that horn and need some extra relief. Well... tbh I wish I hadent bothered.... it was the worst bj / hj I've experienced , she looks a lot older in person and although talks fine her lack of enthusiasm is mind blowing. She barely touched me and her mouth made contact twice but only on the tip. I was clearly not feeling ut and neither was my cock, she even mentioned me not being hard (in my mind this is the biggest tell to enjoyment lol). So the end result was I had a quick wank thinking of anywhere but there and came over her inner thigh before getting the hell out.
Final Thoughts
I hate to give negative but I honestly felt like I'd of been better staying at home and just want to Give you guys the heads up. She's nice to chat with but I think I'd keep it at that. In summary I do feel a little bad for being negative but it's a genuine representation , nice personality , rubbish sexual appeal for me. By all means make your own mind up.
Communications
Im in Nottingham, not much cash to hand but nevertheless willing to give it to some deserving cause but theres no one available at short notice except Bling. Anyway I ring shes available for I think £40 for the hour. not quite sure of amount but it was definitely cheap. shes gives me address and tells me to park on drive, like thats going to happen.
Venue
The place smells but I follows the hulk up this hovel to an attic room which has a grubby stained mattress filling the floor.
Looks
shes trying to hide behind door but shes so tall and big boned ( notice how im being nice there) wearing only a grubby red negligee. shes not the glamorous granny she thinks she is but an ugly drug sodden giantess con artist.
The Meet
I go in as the balls need emptying and im thinking any holes a goal. (IT ISNT). The place smells but I follows the hulk up this hovel to an attic room which has a grubby stained mattress filling the floor. she asks for cash and what I want, all the while rabbiting on about how long shes been on the game, places shes worked, punters she seen, what other girls ive seen. (I dont tell anything) other than I only want to shag her in doggy position, ( I dont want to be staring at a broken Victorian fireplace whilst I poke the fire) She agrees, I half undress. Condom on and she kneels down on mattress, I try to enter, only manage to get end in before shes whining ive hurt her back and she doesnt want to carry on and collapses on bed. (I asked for money back she gave me it back and I get the hell out of there to have a wank, what I should have done instead of wasting my time with herman munster). during her inane chatter she told me she had worked a out of a nightclub in nottingham. (for the older ones this club was on station st and closed at least 30+ years ago. which confirmed all the indications that she was in her 50/60+ year of age)
Final Thoughts
Once again I apologize for not flagging this up at time but I didnt wish anyone to know that I had been anywhere near this skank
Communications
So, after reading that she had only ever had one negative review I was gobsmacked
Please note this is from around 10 years ago before the knowledge I have gained from this forum. It wont have massive detail as I can hardly remember what I watched on tv last night sometimes. But I will try recap the horrors that are scarred in my memory.
Looks
The girl - Deluded. Can't be arsed. Years of subastance misuse have ckearly not been kind to her
The Meet
The 'lady' in question
I have no idea why she only has one bad review, she is a complete waste of of fucking time, air and space. Despite us all hiding behind a non identifiable persona on here maybe she is that disgusting we have all been too embarrassed to admit seeing her naked in the flesh? Fuck knows. But ill put this right just in case further warning is needed.
Her claims of her age being in her 30s are pathetic. A decade ago I would be being very kind on saying she was 49. Her age then likely started with a 5. She has been claiming she is Peter fucking pan for years.
The girl is also deluded. I recall there being 30 year old photos of herself on all the walls where she is in modelling poses. She was no looker back then. Rough as fuck 10 years ago (She looked quite manly) and fuck knows what state she is in now.
It may sound like I am being nasty so far with an attack on her physical appearance. But it's justified. Her attitude fucking stinks. She thinks she is doing you a favour by you giving her money to do her job. And the delusions of beauty from that rough as fuck reflection staring back at her in the mirror come across in a really bad way.
Her service was one of the worst I had. I'd say worst than stinky miserable Layla of stapleford. At least with her it was pump, shoot and run. But with Bling you hand over the money and have to endure a painful one way conversation of her talking about herself. I think the years of substance abuse has not done her mind any favours. She just reminded me of an annoying little yappy dog that will not shut up. Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap. Just shut the fuck up love 🤦
Her oral consisting of her putting her mouth near my cock while she pulled my cock this way and that with her hand. This was not working so condom on over my semi and I asked her to get on top. Nope, too much fucking work that. Missionary only.
While I was trying to get harder and build up a rythem the phone went. She jumps up and answers it to another punter. I think this happened a couple of times. But the couple of things I definitely do remember is her telling me about the gents on the phone straight after including a lot of personal details and their sexual likes. And also while she was on the phone to them making wanker gestures and other pleasantries towards me with her hands about them.
Can't remember how long exactly I stayed for but I remember giving up and fucking off home. Usually I'd go home to have a wank when this happens but I think I just showered and went to the pub.
Final Thoughts
Admin please feel free to delete if you don't think a 10 year old review is appropriate. But after writing that I am surprised how much I'm able to recall. It must have been bad .
Trust me. If her photos are not bad enough to put you off anyway the stay away. Her attitude is disgusting 👋
For those that are still willing to try see her a short summary of services to be had
The girl - Deluded. Can't be arsed. Years of subastance misuse have ckearly not been kind to her
DFK - No fucking chance I was attempting that
OWO - Too much hard work to actual put any effort in to do this
Positions - none. Couldn't get going
Cost - Cheap but still too much as she delivered next to fuck all
Would I return - Never! She thinks she is peter pan while she looks more like Peter Stringfellow
Nottingham
• Incall
• Free parking
Communications
With a bit of time on my hands and knowing I’d be in Nottingham for a couple of hours I thought why not kill two birds with one stone, at the time I sort of fancied something cheap and cheerful or what we call a pump and dump, something reasonably priced and perhaps someone on the borderline or threshold of acceptable. I made the ultimate mistake of not checking reviews / threads on website, I won’t make the same mistake again. A £60ph pump and dump felt reasonable so I made the arrangement to meet via text, we then spoke to confirm location and time etc. One hour before I sent a text regarding the outfit I required her to wear and to once again confirm services agreed but I had no reply. I arrived 15 minutes early, parked up safely at Aldi and sent a courtesy text to let her know I was parked up, no reply again so I rang to which she answered and replied with the following. “you’re too early, I’m not ready, I’ve just had a really physically demanding meet and I’m resting as my heads pounding, why are you early, why didn’t you give me good notice regarding what you wanted me to wear, give me 5 minutes, I need to change again now, I can’t cope!!, walk up from where you are, ring me again and I’ll guide you to my house”
Venue
I stepped into the house and was greeted by what can only be described as the punt from hell, she bolted the door and then tried to give me a bollocking for being early, not giving her enough time to change and texting and mentioning services, as she claimed its on her profile, my thoughts were if I’m buying I’m checking and confirming before handing over my cash, no different from shopping and buying in Asda!!
Looks
No way is she 39yrs old, add at least 20 years onto this, could be more, claims to be a size 14, more like 16 and carrying or trying to hide a beer belly, but what killed it for me was the face, I don’t know her or wish to know her now but that face carries years of brutal torment, abuse and sexual persecution, the look of anguish and attitude was enough to tell my brain this is a fuckin none starter.
The Meet
Well those answers started the alarm bells ringing, most probably because out of it all I’d given good and proper notice and provided no reason for her to be discouraged from the meet. Walking up I was guided to her house and I was quickly at the front door. Normally at this point with a punt when I’m inside the door I generally go with the flow as I’m revved up anyway, however, this was very different, when I entered the door I had only glanced but by now I was taking a long good look, face, body shape and head to toe and this wasn’t as advertised or fit for fuckin purpose and I was fucking pissed off.
Final Thoughts
I walked, I said sorry love it’s not for me today, open the door please and I’ll be on my way, I was half expecting a barrage of abuse but I guess this is happens frequently so I’m not the first or last so off I went, looked for a plan B with a previous meet and hit the jackpot, I just needed to travel a bit further. Her profile needs updating with current images for her to be totally honest and that’s why I mentioned technical aspect as I don’t think cameras are made with Ugly Mode, she’ll have to wait!! At least I can take comfort from knowing I didn't waste my money, first time I’ve walked out on a SP, for me it was the right decision to make.
Communications
Another one from a few years ago, so memory isn't overly fresh. I've since learnt that the phrase is "pump and dump".
Venue
The house was a tip, Bling said she was doing it up slowly. Bedroom was clean if a little disorganised. Porn playing on the TV, some black guy with a plastic blonde. Used the bathroom (looked like an explosion in a charity shop).
Looks
Bling kept rattling on about black cock......fine love, but cock of any colour does nothing for me.
The Meet
Met Bling at her home, just off Sherwood Rise. The house was a tip, Bling said she was doing it up slowly. Bedroom was clean if a little disorganised. Porn playing on the TV, some black guy with a plastic blonde. Bling kept rattling on about black cock......fine love, but cock of any colour does nothing for me. Throughout the session Bling was babbling away. I suspect she has taken some collateral damage from various substances over the years. However, I should point out that there was no sign of drug use when we met. No kissing, but OWO. No CIM. Taking pictures with Bling opening little sachets of cream over her boobs and pussy, telling me it was my spunk (a little strange). To be honest I started to lose my hardon, but was still disparate to cum (lunchtime meet, so didn't want blue balls at work that afternoon). On with a condom whilst I still could, fucked her in missionary for a few strokes and spunked. Bling offered to take my cum over her pussy for a picture. I declined, used the bathroom (looked like an explosion in a charity shop), made my excuses and left.
Final Thoughts
I've given this a neutral, because it was a cheap session, but it did include taking pictures. Anymore expensive and it would have been a negative. Apparently Bing was best buddies with the infamous Donna Marie, but they fell out. Read from that what you will. Would I go back? No. Was it value for money? Well, it was cheap.
Looks
Bling is very friendly and I felt completely at ease whilst I was there.
The Meet
Arrived at house and had a shower and then on to bed for a massage, back first, then I turned over for my front "massage" which led to OWO and RO. Please bear in mind Bling does not do CIM. We had protected penetration with her on top then with me on top of her. I filled the bag inside her then relaxed whilst she was slowly wanking me off. Then to finish she let me come on her tits.
Final Thoughts
She was quite happy for me to chat with her and if a punter hadn't rung then I got the feeling she would be quite happy talking for a bit. No clock watching, and makes you feel very relaxed. Any questions let me know but Bling is a good punt for 60 for an hr.
You're a braver man than most of us on here, she's definitely an acquired taste! Thanks for the review. 👋
I was expecting the worst but wanted to tick her off my list just "because" but in all honesty i couldnt fault her.
See her many years ago pre joining here hence no review .
She was nice and friendly , asked if I wanted her mate to join In for an extra £20 , didn’t have enough so her mate just watched , which added an element to it .
I’d visit again for a quickie , nice and friendly , but I’m not as have as you , couldn’t go down on her lol