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Naughty Alessandra

Cowley - OX4 (see outcall areas in Details)
9 reviews
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4.710

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Age: 50-54

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Nationality: Portuguese

Orientation: Straight

Reviews

9 TOTAL REVIEWS
4.7/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

3/10

10m

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Wanted to visit alexa for a good while and tonight I found myself at a loose end so popped along for a flying visit. The contact was easy enough but her directions left a lot to be desired. She basically directed me to the wrong door which at 11pm isn't the best! Then she had a go at me for knocking the wrong door so I showed her the text - she still blamed me!

Venue

the cramped room

Looks

she's not remotely attractive and I struggled to keep masons junior going

The Meet

Handed her the cash and a quick freshen up on my part. Once I returned to the cramped room Alexa knelt between my legs and started a weird sucking manoeuvre and kept making a buzzing noise (possibly robotic?) this went on for 5 minutes (clock above her head) and then asked me to cum.......felt a bit strange but I put it down to being late at night maybe.......after I'd cum right across her face she cleaned up with a tissue which wasn't the best weapon of choice as it left a kind of paper mache mess across her cheek!! We had a chat for 5 minutes and she told me it's her 63rd birthday - yes 63 - in May so may take a break to go home.

Final Thoughts

I won't be returning as a) I've done it now b) she's not remotely attractive and I struggled to keep masons junior going and c) she's madder then a box of frogs. Forgettable

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9 comments

Reviewed on

7/10

£40 15m

Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Knew what i was getting from the other reviews on here but she offers CIM and facials for only £40 and i fancied cumming over a old birds face for some reason so i called her up and was walking in the door 30mins later for a 15min blow and go.

Looks

Looks wise she aint great and is definitely mid 50s i reckon (profile reckons 49), weird tits like everyone mentions, but i wasnt there to take her out for dinner so i wasnt too bothered.

The Meet

Cash handed over and we both strip off, tell her to sit on the edge of the bed and she starts pretty good OWO (still makes a odd noise like another review mentioned, almost like shes really enjoying it so its almost a fake moan type noise lol), doesnt take it real deep but not a bad go, slaps your cock over her face as well. Near the end i ask to cum over her face and shes more than happy to oblige, get her to lay down while i wank over her face as shes licking my dick and opening her mouth. She then takes a few days worth over and in her mouth while smiling and rubbing it in.

Final Thoughts

As long as your not too fussed whos sucking your cock as long as its better than what your getting at home £40 for a half decent OWO and CIM/facial isnt a bad deal is it !

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Reviewed on

3/10

£35

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

called and arranged meeting

Venue

Location 3/10

Looks

1/10

The Meet

so i was running 10mins late but i told hee before hand traffic. Unfortunately this put us off to a bad start. She opened the door and she was in a rush to get me to the room i wanted to try her £35 suck and cum i had a quick wash and in the bedroom where she started to suck and to be honest i wasnt attracted to her. Her age i dont think is 44 more like 54. I struggled to pop and she said i need to cum as its a quick service i finished myself off and she put it in her mouth then spat it in a wet wipe. It was probably more my fault it went badly but she just wasnt for me and i should have walked. She said most guys put it in her mouth and 2 pumps and there done. Overall i just felt rushed and again it was my fault. She was on the phone to the next guy before i left.

Final Thoughts

Hygiene : 8/10
Attitude : 2/10
Service: 7/10

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Reviewed on

7/10

£50 30m

next to a church • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Communications

Fancied a milf last minute and options were limited so ended up with AlexaSteeley, £50 for 30 mins of fucking.

Venue

So turned up, fairly discreet, next to a church for those who would like to praise the lord for forgiveness after. 😈 Lying on the bed nude waiting, listen to her have a wee, nice 👎

Looks

Lookswise she doesn't look so much like the pictures anymore, little chubbier I would say but still got the juices flowing as she looked like she would take a good pounding.

The Meet

Massaged me with boobs which was decent, then oral without, pretty good BJ skills, CIM too. Then a not that bad back massage, I then wanted some sex but my sausage was too jumbo so she said no sex only BJ. Admittedly I do have a thicker than usual cock, so she give me another nice sloppy BJ, if the BJs weren't so good this would be negative. She wouldn't really let me touch boobies, I didn't go in for any kisses.

Final Thoughts

Amazingly though, I would recommend... great BJ and I think the sex would of been dirty and rough.

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6 comments

Reviewed on

7/10

£35 15m

Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Easy booking for 1hr later, easy directions to door

Venue

Tidy enough flat with room containing a double bed and massage table

Looks

She also stripped off which done nothing for me

The Meet

Stripped off into bed, she also stripped off which done nothing for me. She went straight to town on my flip that did not take long at all to go hard. I love a blowjob but doesn’t make me cum easy, she done 90% suck 10% hand which allowed me to last the 15mins. At which point she used more hand to release my load in her mouth, plenty of DF, tongue on tip, tongue up and down shaft and cock slapping her mouth. She does make a strange noise throughout

Final Thoughts

Defiantly a worthwhile trip, yes I would go again but would not want anymore than a BJ and CIM

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Reviewed on

3/10

Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

Punting a few times. but first time actually reviewing so please b patient

Seen this lady a few times now. first time I saw her was much better.

Venue

Her place is much easier if you park and walk as you won’t get parking on her road

The Meet

however saw her the other week and god has she changed. She was rude told me to hurry up.
her pussy smelt so bad which was a turn off. And the fake moans, I may be good but not that good!

Final Thoughts

if you don’t text her back she will text you ‘come for bj £20’

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Reviewed on

5/10

Met on

£80 1h

side road behind the main road • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Called number on profile when I arrived in the area, agreed time and services, she gave me the address and directions and I turned up there half an hour later.

Venue

Difficult to find, satnav was useless and the directions she'd given me made no sense until I'd actually found the place. It's a side road behind the main road (where I'd parked) and the numbering system makes no sense at all. I've hardly ever punted so I was crazily nervous, but found it in the end. Smallish flat, I showered (after a long drive) in a bathroom that felt quite untidy and not particularly clean. Meeting took place in a small room with a bed and not much else.

Looks

Late 40's (at least) woman in a blue dress which made her look better than she does out of it. Much older than I had expected and tits that another reviewer has accurately described as "weird". I was initially quite disappointed. I'd asked for her to be wearing stockings but she wasn't. She had a bit of a cold. Russian accent maybe.

The Meet

Greeted me round the door, relieved to have found the place, gave me a little peck on the lips. Paid the money. Tried for a snog but not receptive. Showered and returned to a small bedroom. Lots of light, closed-lips kisses before I laid down and she gave me a very light and pointless massage. I was mainly looking for OWO and CIM from this meeting and I turned over and said so. She went to work and was much better at this than kissing, though it was not particularly deep. After a while I stopped her and suggested RO which she agreed to but was unenthusiastic. I tried to finger her while I was licking away but she didn't want that. It was plain after a while that she wasn't into it so I stopped. She didn't even pretend to enjoy anything I did to be honest which had me worried because, as I said, I was nervous and pretty new to punting. I laid down again and asked for more OWO, and slowed her down to get my money's worth. She started some hand movement around my arse which I'm very much partial to, so I encouraged her to progress further in that direction. Had about 40 mins worth of edging OWO and prostate play including toys (condom used) before a very satisfying CIM conclusion which she discreetly spat into a tissue. Cuddled for remainder of time and said goodbye with another peck on the lips.

Final Thoughts

Would have been a negative if not for the relatively enthusiastic OWO and very good prostate play. I don't get to punt often so I probably had overly high expectations, which weren't met, but it was ok overall. I don't think I'd go back.

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Reviewed on

4/10

30m

flat on the back of a shop • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Visited this lady last night, as had been looking at her for a while on website and her reviews seemed good. Comms were pretty easy, called and then texted address over. The address can be a little tricky to find as it’s a flat on the back of a shop. Had to call her when I was there so she could guide me in.

Venue

The address can be a little tricky to find as it’s a flat on the back of a shop.

Looks

Alexa herself, I’d say is looking a bit weathered, figure not particularly great but not terrible.

The Meet

Alexa herself, I’d say is looking a bit weathered, figure not particularly great but not terrible. I intended on spending an hour, but she kept answering her phone and disappearing, would t let my play with her tits or finger her pussy. The only saving grace was that she did give a good BJ so I changed to half hour, cane in her mouth and left. She kept mentioning she was in a rush as she was going on holiday the next day. Maybe she gives a better service when not in so much of a rush, but I won’t be going back.

Final Thoughts

Maybe she gives a better service when not in so much of a rush, but I won’t be going back.

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Reviewed on

3/10

£50 30m

Back street off the High Street in Chatham • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

I phoned for a booking as I was in the area and was told she had an appointment in 10 mins so I’d have to wait about an hour. She asked how long I wanted - This was obviously to find out if my booking was for longer than the existing one so she could bump the other guy - and I said 30 mins but not to worry I’d book another day.

1 minute later a get a call from her. I ignored it as I was in the middle of browsing here on my phone finding an alternative. I then get another call so answer it and she said the other guys going to be late so I can come now. I said no I’m fine I’ll come another day and hung up. I then received 3 or 4 texts telling me I can come now so to end the messages I stupidly said yes. Her desperation should have rung alarm bells but I was sitting there with a stonk on and my other brain was engaged. Booked 30 mins for £50.

I hope the guy she delayed didn’t go through with his booking in the end....

Venue

Back street off the High Street in Chatham. I’ve worked around the Medway area for nearly 5 years but still struggle to navigate around most of roads and always rely on the sat nav. If you really must see her then firstly, don’t attempt to drive up to her road - I made this mistake then took around 5 minutes to turn the car around in a road with the width of a single car. Instead, park on the main road or there maybe a car park around there as it’s near the town centre. The parking at the start of the road is permit only 24/7 so don’t park there either. The main road is permit or pay and display.

Her road only has around 25 houses on it yet the first house number is one and she is 360 something. Extremely confusing, even with her detailed text.

Looks

Declared age (42) probably about 50. Tidy body for her age and firm arse but she has weird shaped tits. It’s as if she’s had a lift but it’s been done on the cheap. She was also wearing a ridiculous blonde version of an Amy Winehouse styled hair wig.

The Meet

She’s got a horrible winey voice which irritated me the moment she opened her mouth. I was then led through to a room in the flat (shared flat setup for 3 working girls from what I could make out but no one else in - the doors were open) complete with massage table and bed in each room.

Oral (without) was terrible. She got the tip in and started swirling a fisherman’s friend she still had in her mouth around my helmet. Done nothing for me except made my knob feel cold.

Gave up on the oral and suggested she grab a condom. She then rocked back and forth while making the most ridiculous impression she was enjoying it. Tried reaching for her tits but she threw my hands off and said no put them on my bum. About 5 minutes into this and I sighed thinking we need a change of position and she then let out a fake orgasm and asked if I’d cum. I said I certainly hadn’t but suggested maybe she should try reverse cowgirl. She then laid down on her back and said no and I had to get on top of her as she was tired. I thought I was the one paying? I decided to just go along with it so hopped on top and rammed her until I filled the bag. She then told me how amazing I was and it was great to see me again despite never seeing her before, and not being amazing.

Final Thoughts

She may be Portuguese (doubtful) but she’s got the attitude of a Romanian, the hair of Amy Winehouse, and loves a fisherman’s friend. Avoid.

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