MistressLondon_

Lincoln's Inn Fields - WC2A (see outcall areas in Details)

8 reviews

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Age: 30-34

Gender: Female

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 9st 0lb

Meets With: Men, Women

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Brown

Ethnicity: Black

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 34"

Bra Cup Size: DD

Body Measurement: 28"

Body Type: Slim

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Reviews

8 TOTAL REVIEWS

5.4/10

AVERAGE RATING

pupshaw420

Reviewed on 01 Jul 2022

4/10

£75 30m

angel • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

alright, but not amazing. Over telegram app. I don't thinks she checks in that often so it was always slow responding. As I was arriving she said she was going to be late. Ended up being 20-25 minutes late to it...

Venue

the bookable dungeon in angel.

Looks

This was probably the only positive. She is insanely hot. Great figure, nice bum, tall. Yea, just banging.

The Meet

As she arrive late, she was setting everything up whilst I was getting undressed. I even had to help get the music going. Didn't seem very professional (obviously she's not, she turned up nearly 30 minutes late. She said it was because she got excited about the session so masturbated 🤷 ). Then we spent a lot of time setting the tie games up, then there was a bit of pegging, but all in all the session was a little under 30 minutes. Had a shower and left.

Final Thoughts

Pros: well fit, got a cheaper rate that I expect (would have been a negative had I had to pay more). Cons: just seems really disorganised and unprofessional. I couldn't recommend or would see her again because of the unreliability.

Stevelondon • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Saw her pre Covid at a flat in Chancery Lane.
Seemed scatterbrained to me and totally disorganised.
There were times her little dog was in the room running around my ankles.
A couple of times she left the room without saying anything and I was left by myself for five minutes.
I think she is quite attractive but I would never put myself through that again.

ulstersubbie • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

That's really poor. Thanks for the review, very useful for us BDSM punters. 👋

sinninggreeneyes • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I saw her a while back and can concur with this. She forgot I was coming, ate food during out meet and was almost disengaged with the session. Poor service.

Rstevens16

Reviewed on 28 Oct 2018

6/10

£100 30m

near Angel station • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

Not great, arranged by text but then her phone died. Did manage to get hold of her but it wasn't great.

Venue

Some weird shared accommodation thing near Angel station. Not too discreet, but on a quite road so not too bad either.

Looks

As her pics. Tall, sexy body, decent face.

The Meet

I opted for 30 mins tie and tease for 100 which I had never done before. She provided with a smile (seemed to enjoy it - her pussy was dripping all over my thighs) and was obviously pretty good at what she does. She tried to chat my ear off, which is ok I guess, and I came hard from the whole BDSM thing, but I was also left slightly dissatisfied. Full service would have suited me better.

Final Thoughts

The girl is offering a decent service at the going rates. For me it's just about positive. If I do return it won't be for a tie and tease, which isn't for me, so I don't hold that against her. If that's your thing I imagine she would be great (again she did seem to really enjoy it).

34krm34

Reviewed on 12 Jan 2018

4/10

£100

Do not recommend

Looks

She has a fantastic face and body

The Meet

she doesn't offer French kissing and her service is limited

Final Thoughts

I don't recommend her because she was charging 100 pound for limited services

Sinz • 12 Jan 2018, 08:36

Have a read of the below before writing reviews:

- how long did u punt her for ?
- what was the location of the punt?
- what services did you receive?
- what services were denied ?

34krm34 • 12 Jan 2018, 08:50

Sory mate my first review I saw her 3 months ago in my location she charged me 30 minute 100 pound plus transport fare I received woo but it wasn't that good she didnt do spitting

cotton • 12 Jan 2018, 09:14

To be fair her profile does say "No No No spit, scat, blood"
"If what you want isnt listed her, FIND ANOTHER GIRL"

nigel4498 • 12 Jan 2018, 10:58

You'd be amazed at the number of guys who don't confirm services before handing over the dosh.
Know what you're buying.
First rule of punting in my book

lightsout

Reviewed on 14 Aug 2017

3/10

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

A really disappointing experience. She has a ridiculously high opinion of herself and likes to be in charge. I think she might be fine if you're after a dominatrix or have a particular fetish for girls like her. In her words, this means older white gentlemen. I'm not old she said. Talked about gifts she receives and travel, almost trying to get something out of me. As a straightforward punt she's one to avoid.

Looks

photos are accurate but in person that she is basically just skinny and facially okay. 6/10 in person, 7/10 in photos

The Meet

She asked me to shower then she showered. Then spent ages getting comfortable. Kissing: light, no tongues/not FK or DFK OW: poor, lazy Reverse oral: restricted, no fingers Sex: OK but lacklustre All of this probably lasted 20 minutes out of the hour. She was alright to talk to afterwards to be fair mainly about dogs. I think once upon a time she might have been a good punt, but she's been spoilt and now thinks she's doing you a favour. Her prices fluctuate and when they're lower she thinks she's doing the world a favour.

Final Thoughts

Dopedj • 14 Aug 2017, 23:20

Wow she's £50 now . What happened?

leatherlover • 14 Aug 2017, 23:46

There was a time this year when she went up to £500 for an hour. Craziness!

Joe12345 • 15 Aug 2017, 00:02

Agree to avoid.

I called to make a booking...she prompted texts only...until I travel and call to say Im at the location and need exact location. Get a text 5 mins later, sorry you sound too young I can't see you.

lightsout • 15 Aug 2017, 00:38

Also made me wait around. Like I said she think only her time is valuable.

Mr Girth

Reviewed on 06 Aug 2017

3/10

Shoreditch High Street • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

At a loose end and in the mood for some action on a Friday recently I did an A/W search and found the profile for Miss Melanie London:

At 18:00 she promptly responded to my initial text and we agreed time (19:15) and price. A minute later she texted and asked me to call to confirm. Which I did and all seemed fine. Then here's how the text conversation evolved:

Melanie (at 19:10): Update?
Me (at 19:11): Nearly there. Is there a room number?
Me (at 19:17): Is it the [insert name of hotel on Shoreditch High Street]? I'm outside.

Then radio silence...

Melanie (at 19:32): OK.
Melanie (at 19:33): Still outside?

By which point I'd retired to a local bar.

Me (at 19:45): Sorry, you went quiet so I wandered off for a beer.
Melanie (at 19:46): Gonna come back?
Me (at 1949): Need to head home shortly. Will keep your number for the future. You look cute.
Melanie (at 19:52): So come for 30 mins only. I don't do incalls often.

Venue

[insert name of hotel on Shoreditch High Street]

Looks

You look cute.

The Meet

When she texted asking for an update I assumed she was ready and waiting. I don't quite understand why she then went quiet. I don't mind waiting 5 or even 10 mins, but 15 mins past the agree time just felt like too much. There's another discussion about that on here which I found useful before posting this as a negative review.

Even so, I left it open and obvious I was still close by. If she'd offered an apology for keeping me waiting, or a small discount I might have taken up the offer of half an hour. But it wasn't to be.

Final Thoughts

The final twist comes when you look under the "First Impressions" tab on her profile where she writes that TIME IS PRECIOUS. Well quite.

Belgarion • 06 Aug 2017, 00:44

Hate being messed about. No apology as well

Ridiculous

leedsdude

Reviewed on 18 Apr 2016

7/10

Communications

Comms were so so shes polite but clearly not always at home or has a very busy social life you have to fit in around her and was running late (although I did get the full time I paid for)

Venue

Very clean bed and plenty of toys shes certainly keen to be a dominant but more than content to just be fucked.

Looks

Beautiful black girl great body and a very naughty mind.

The Meet

Like I said shes very hot and has a very kinky mind couldn't take it as rough as I would have liked but certainly was a very good fuck and in doggy shes really stunning, small boobs but great ass,

Final Thoughts

If you want to have a tall black girl shes a good ride but for the money unless you really want a dominant girl there are better black girls out there

Cunning Punt • 18 Apr 2016, 21:08

Thanks for this, but please it would be useful if you could provide some more detail about services - especially as her fees are £100hh/£160ph.
ie Any French Kissing, OWO?
Did you have 30mins/1hr?

She seems to be based in Sussex now, but doing outcalls to London - though you apparently had an incall?
Her profile says she is doing London incalls over the bank holiday, though I'll see what her rates will be.

afm • 21 Apr 2016, 03:25

Thanks for the review. I saw Melanie about a year before I joined this board. Would agree with everything on this review - she's good looking, easy to talk to, and a real goer in bed. She almost shouted at me to bang her harder when doing anal, a fond memory indeed. The only reason I haven't returned is because she has a small dog - sadly I'm allergic so for my own health I'd rather stay away.

leedsdude • 26 Apr 2016, 00:27

Sorry still very new to reviewing the girls I visit so yeh got to add more details,

I paid for an hour was £150 at the time but I think her prices have gone up now, I saw her incall in London nice area and in a communal building so people wont notice too much extra foot fall, cant say anything about kissing as I don't kiss whores but that's me.

Oral without was very good, I have had better but still very good, sex was satisfying but nothing over amazing honestly Its more for her body I went for her, great pert boobs and wonderful long toned legs, still I have to say I think she isn't the keenest escort I think she would rather be a dominatrix but still for the body shes totally worth it and the sex is good

rubric • 26 Apr 2016, 01:23

> leedsdude on April 25, 2016, 11:27:28 pm:
> Still I have to say I think she isn't the keenest escort I think she would
> rather be a dominatrix but still for the body shes totally worth it and the sex
> is good

Do you know of any other black escorts with similiar figures that offer a good GFE/PSE (as a lot of the ones here tend towards the BBW).

Clicktocollect

Reviewed on 05 Jul 2014

9/10

Outcall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Booked Mel based on reviews on this site and wasn't disappointed

The Meet

Best punt of the year so far for me.

Final Thoughts

Open for any questions

cockneybstrd • 05 Jul 2014, 01:43

About Mel ? Or just open for any questions in general ?

Clicktocollect • 05 Jul 2014, 01:48

About Mel and or this meeting.

Happy to field nah other questions about any subject?

cockneybstrd • 05 Jul 2014, 01:55

Well lets stick to the girl in question as I do have a taste for black girls.

What's the arse like as I am arse man when it comes to black girls rather than just being about the tits as usual

Is she friendly or are we talking a bit of stuck up Beyonce type.

Clock watcher ?

Good oral skills ?

And what was your post punt snack ??

Clicktocollect • 05 Jul 2014, 02:04

Arse: Gorgeous from any view point but especially during 69

Clock watcher: definitely not. In fact I was a bit worried at the beginning because of the time taken to sort out the iPhone Dock music and room temperature but once we got down to it there was no feeling of clock watching and we went over the hour by at least 15 minutes.

Oral skills: superb. Including tight hold of my hips during enthusiastic head which felt great.

Post punt Snack: chicken Kari with nan bread and a pint of kingfisher.

Peroni and a Punet of Cherries during the punt

Clicktocollect • 05 Jul 2014, 02:12

Friendly yes although an air of confidence rather than pampering to me. Mel knows what she likes and says what she likes too.

I realise I'm coming off a bit fluffy. Possible post punt euphoria but she was v good.

Gigabyte • 05 Jul 2014, 01:49

I think the op was a bit too verbose in his details about the punt.

Unless of course this is due to niks warning about the reviews.

herbie007 • 05 Jul 2014, 09:12

Glad you had a good time with Mel, IMO she’s gorgeous and looks like a young Naomi Campbell. I like her DFK and OWO she’s got great lips, they feel really nice to kiss but feel even better when she’s going down on you.

She’s also a good shag, I remember shagging her doggy style when she reached back and grabbed my bum pulling me deeper into her whilst I was Cumming.

Her arse is very nice indeed 😛

Curious

Reviewed on 01 Sep 2013

7/10

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

straight forward by text to number on profile, though she wanted me to fit in with her rather than the other way round. I did get a couple of semi-unsolicited messages when trying to arrange stuff, but maybe she just reallyreally liked me.

Looks

Tall, slim, nice smallish boobs with perky nipples, slightly prettier face than she looks in the photos in her blog, overall good body, neat pussy. Maybe some Latin American heritage. Dressed nicely. Melanise has a bit of an in your face attitude (from my pov), but she's not mean or dumb and I enjoyed talking to and spending time with her, even though, as her profile would suggest, she can be a blingy. .

The Meet

Her limited likes list seems accurate. Good FK, definitely covered oral. She has a tendency to run things if you don't actively take control. Does like to come, but (with me) took a while to get there, possibly due to liking her toys. Overall good, enthusiastic performance - some professional pride in doing what she does well.

Final Thoughts

Her profile sounds arrogant (to me), and probably wouldn't appeal unless you like strap-on, in which case I think you'd really enjoy her. However my experience was that if she was treated confidently she would do what I wanted enthusiastically, and that she had a spark and personality I liked. And a nice bod, so I saw her a couple of times and would probably have again, except that I got tired of the attitude at that point. If you've always fancied those self-aware black girls you see dressed up in clubs then I think you'd like Melanie.

NightKid • 01 Sep 2013, 18:00

To help you decide when rating reviews in future:

There are some where people are not sure and have opted for positive. Well if
you are unsure whether its positive or negative simply ask yourself this to
decide: 'Would i go back and have the exact same punt again for the exact same
fee'. Yes - Positive, No - Negative.

Ashurnasirpal • 01 Sep 2013, 18:10

Hi All

Long time lurker and first time poster. Up to now not a lot to say as I have not punted a lot. Aware of the risk of appearing a fluffy in a shark pool but here goes.

I started my punting career with Mel about 8 months ago and still see her more than my bank balance likes. All the positives noted by Curious I agree with. Personally I found her great as a newby. Last thing I wanted was some girl asking me what I wanted. Mel took me in hand and got my feet wet so to say. Safe to say, now our meetings are more equal in terms of leads but just as satisfying. If you want toys and domination she can do that I am sure, but if, like me you are basically a vanilla guy who likes a pretty girl to play with she will not push you where you don't want to go.

Silver Birch • 01 Sep 2013, 18:22

POSITIVE from me.

I saw Mel quite a while ago and came away thinking it was a very good punt, once we got going!

At the beginning I found it hard to break the ice and found the encounter quite cold but after a bit of toy attention on her, she really hotted up 🌹

Her list of enjoys was definitely longer back in those days, I'm 99.9% certain I had owo, but she didn't rim me even though it was on her list 😂

She has a really hot body, in fact ticked all my boxes. I would have gone back except she put her prices up almost immediately after I saw her 😠

Mel is a bit of a trek for me, but she is on my list to see again.

herbie007 • 07 Nov 2013, 08:32

I had a fun 2 hour session with her, She’s a very pretty girl and has a fit body which I enjoyed shagging, she’s got lovely big lips that I liked kissing, but they felt even better when she was giving me OWO, she’s put her prices back down to what they were when I saw her on New years day, I had an in call, so can’t comment about the driver.