Communications
too many text messages
Looks
She gave me the impression she has a heart of gold.
The Meet
Nice lady, very caring (almost motherly), runs way past the hour, great vfm
Final Thoughts
I haven’t got much to add to all the other positive reviews except she didn’t offer to shave my bum 😁 . Nice lady, very caring (almost motherly), too many text messages, runs way past the hour, great vfm, will go back even though I know exactly what sequence will be followed. I hope the guy she is with looks after her. She gave me the impression she has a heart of gold.
Communications
I booked in the day before and when she confirmed the time I was treated to a long list of services, location and other instructions. I reconfirmed on the day and got the same info again.
Venue
The flat is close to Bath Row and the location is even advertised on her website listing. On arrival I texted her and was given the details on how to get in. She the flashed a torch at me when I had arrived on the right floor to go to her flat.
Looks
Lena is a short Thai woman in her late 40s, fully shaved, decent size tits, and about a size 12 but in decent nick for someone her age.
The Meet
Instead of the usual jump into the shower, Lena had a pot of tea ready for me and we had a little chit chat. After a while she asked for the £100 and once handed over she gave me a long kiss, although no FK, and undressed me ready for the bath. A nice warm bath awaited me and she scrubbed all over, particularly around the tradesman's entrance. Suitably cleaned I got out the bath and she started to dry me, and then gave me a blow job to get me going. We went into her room where she stripped off. I lay down for a massage which didn't last too long until she started running me. Like others have said it's a first time for many but a pleasant experience. We then went into 69 and she became nice and wet. She then suggested sex so on went the rubber and off we went in doggy style. There's a mirror in the room so gave a nice view. Once I'd popped, she gave another massage and we chatted away. Lena then said I had to come a second time and couldn't go without doing so. These days it's an effort but warned her. She also said I had to come in her mouth. A really deep sloppy blow job started and she wanked and sucked me off until, by some magic, I popped again and she swallowed the lot. She went into the bathroom to spit it out and use mouthwash. After this is was time for another bath and a kiss and hug before I headed off.
Final Thoughts
It's more a pampering session than any or PSE or even gfe but at £100 for 90 minutes you can't complain. I then checked my phone and I'd been there for 90 mins so great VFM. Lena mentioned she might be going back to Thailand in August but the plan seems up in the air so could be staying longer. If so I think I'll be back.
flat on 2nd floor
• Incall
Communications
Having seen various reviews and recommendations, booked one morning for late afternoon session, same day. Arrangements all by text, very efficient, prompt replies, full details of available sevices provided. Address sent with confirmation. Travel isues caused a delay, but Lena accommodated these. As approached buikding, usual text to advise arrival. Full details of door access, and location of flat on 2nd floor were virtually instant. As described by others, torch thing for final locarion.
Venue
Full details of door access, and location of flat on 2nd floor were virtually instant. As described by others, torch thing for final locarion.
Looks
Lena in bra, pants and see through wrap round. Looked good, but not overly wowwing. Good size boobs which felt natural and fully shaved pussy.
The Meet
Lena in bra, pants and see through wrap round. Looked good, but not overly wowwing. Cup of tea provided, admin dealt with and Lena removed my shoes and socks (nice touch) whilst bath was prepared. Into bedroom, and Lena undressed me, hanging clothes up, able to remove wrap round but lingerie stayed on. Into bathroom for thorough assisted bath, especially cleaning of all lower areas.. Then dried off. Back to bedroom, and I was able to remove bra and pants. Good size boobs which felt natural and fully shaved pussy. Onto bed, face down, and massage started. Within minutes Leba was on bed, and boobs, then all of her body, being used. Not very long before Lena was parting my legs, but rather than the usual reach under, straight into rimming. Flipping heck, that was different. Carried out for a while, then flipped over, for an excellent mix of oral both ways. As Lena became more aroused, labia became quite prominent. Used combination of fingering and tongue to bring Lena to orgasm, and told I was quite good (her words not my belief) After oral on me, went for 2nd orgasm for Lena which was acheived again by combination of oral and fingering (this time at one point Lena accommodated three fingers). Finished me off then as I ejaculated a weeks worth in her mouth. Concluded with another assisted bath. No obvious clock watching, and could easily have overrun slightly.
Final Thoughts
Overall, some new experiences, that I might repeat.
B15
• Mason Way just of Five Ways Island
• Incall
• Free parking
Communications
Were excellent by both text and Mobile - I made a booking for 60mins 100 quid
Venue
Location is in a modern apartment just of Mason Way just of Five Ways Island in B15 area
Looks
is Thai, i would put her age at mid to late 30's around 5'3" a very chatty and pleasant good command of English language having arrived in England around 10 years ago
The Meet
Second time I have stripped off in front of the lady in a week 🤪 and having Sorted out the paperwork £100 for the hour and Lena had texted me to be aware of what she was available for
met me at the door in a dress and blouse as requested and so not a hide behind the door scenario - so as she had said by text we started with an assisted bath.... this concerned me in as much as did this eat into the hour?
IT was a good rub and scrub especially around the bum...
so after an assisted rub down its into the bedroom where she says lye down and i will give you a massage which i have to say was very good, not the best but very good and when she got down to the bum area she went to town with her tongue inserting it into the hole which was a first for me and i must say very enjoyable
then it was my turn and enjoyed her nipples and giving RO after she had come a couple of times which surprised her she pushed me off and performed Oral on me - then we had a good bang both doggy and mish where she pushes me off again for more oral... where i finally cum
then its back to massage again and then she starts tugging at the little deflated one and hey presto it wakes up and she is away again...oral sadly not to completion but not for there want of her trying - two pops these days are a little beyond me in an hour...
So another massage and then an assisted bath again
And looking at the time when i left i had been there for a total of an hour and 3/4's so not a clock watcher
Final Thoughts
Overall
Coms 10/10
Location 10/10 ( free parking)
Girl 10/10
Service 10/10
So would I return???
yes ...
Communications
I followed Lena’s instructions about calling and despite no answer Lena called me back shortly after. Managed to arrange an hour with Lena for 2 days later. Got the well reported flurry of texts about location etc. and all set. Was asked to confirm booking on the morning. Confirmed booking and Lena gave me further instructions for entering the building including that the magic torch trick. Arrived in the area 15mins early and as if she knew a message from Lena to say if I was early I could early. Messaged to say would be there in 5mins.
Venue
Got to the building and Lena buzzed me in and I made my way up to the floor and was guided to the door by the magic torch lol. The usual hiding behind the door and when the door closed got my first view of Lena in the flesh.
Looks
Wasn’t disappointed as reported I would put Lena in her 40’s with a good figure not thin but also not fat, perfect for my tastes. Lena was wearing a nice black lace lingerie set and stockings. If they are bolt ons then they are a bloody good job in my opinion. She has a rather hairy bush 😱.
The Meet
The usual hiding behind the door and when the door closed got my first view of Lena in the flesh. Wasn’t disappointed as reported I would put Lena in her 40’s with a good figure not thin but also not fat, perfect for my tastes. Lena was wearing a nice black lace lingerie set and stockings. As many reports have stated was asked to take a seat in the kitchen and have a tea and we had a bit of a chat and Lena went and ran the bath. When it was ready Lena took me through to the bedroom to strip off and then led into the bathroom. The routine was as has been reported in many other reviews. Lena does a lovely job of cleaning you and the old rusty sheriff’s badge especially gets serious attention as she states mmmmm I’m going to eat your ass must be clean!
Final Thoughts
Summary £100 for the hour or so the routine appears to be the same for everyone but Lena is very competent and and enthusiastic. FS not my thing any more but the rimming, massage and Lena’s body had attracted me and I wasn’t disappointed!
Incall
• Parking available
Communications
After reading recent reviews by Shed etc I decided to give Lena a visit....happened the other day. Unlike others I had no problem with communication....phoned..no reply...sent message requesting booking...Lena called me back almost immediately. Made the booking and confirmed one hour for £100. She then sent me the address and a full list of services available for the money, no extra to pay. Pretty comprehensive for the money, cim, he, gfe , owo, covered say any which way you like, massage, reverse oral.
Venue
Apartment is on the second floor, asked to ring the number, main door opens, and when on the first floor she flashes a torch at you to guide you to the room !! Must be to keep it quiet from the neighbours.
Looks
Lena herself is a very pleasant lady, big breasts, reasonably proportioned, photos on the website are from a few years ago, bit of weight gone on now ...but very cuddly !
The Meet
The review I give is going to be pretty much like everyone else's....seems like she goes through the same routine each time. Anyway, arrived at the address and managed to park nearby. Apartment is on the second floor, asked to ring the number, main door opens, and when on the first floor she flashes a torch at you to guide you to the room !! Must be to keep it quiet from the neighbours. Ushered into the room and she is dressed in bra pants and stockings/suspenders. Greeted with a hug and a kiss and then sat down in the lounge and she poured me a cup of tea. Nice touch. As expected from the previous write ups, I am given a bath...nice warm water...but christ, she gave the old back scuttle a proper wash, saying that she was going to eat my ass ! Blimey ! Stood up and she dried me off and then led me to the bedroom where she asked me to lay face down on the bed, not a massage table, and started on a nice leg massage, which very quickly had her spreading my legs and had her tongue up my ass. A new experience, which I suspect she enjoys. Decide to go with it and before I know where I am I am on my knees pushing my ass in her face. Quite enjoyed it. Turned over, and she asked me to strip her off which I obliged. Released those big tits, but before I new what was happening she was in the 69 position sucking on my cock whilst she buried her pussy in my face. Thoroughly enjoyed this as she wriggled about alternating between pussy and ass on my face. She then invited me to have sex with her...covered of course... given the choice...would I like her on top , or doggy, or whatever. Opted for her on top, but after a short while changed to doggy, which was very nice. After a few minutes she really gives a superb blow job, and asks me to tell her when I'm coming as she likes to take it all on her mouth....which she did ! No need to clean me up because she caught it all. Went into the bathroom presumably to spit it out and have a gargle on listerine. Came back and lay next to me for a kiss and a cuddle and a chat about nothing in particular. She started playing with my limp dick again, and much to my surprise she got the little chap hard again. Now I am an old boy and twice a week is pushing it , let alone twice an hour. To her credit she got it going again, but it would have taken a long time to blow off again so I gave up on that idea. Instead she gave me a nice back and leg massage, which I thought was quite nice and relaxing....then she said to me " you have a hairy arse, you want me to shave it " I am beginning to wonder wtf is going on here...but for no logical reason I said okay...so she did. I have now got a bald arse ! She even took great delight in showing me the amount of hair she had removed....bizarre. She is still naked and draws another bath for me, bathing me all over and then drying me off.
Final Thoughts
All In all, a very nice, albeit different, experience, with a very pleasant lady who has good cock skills. From reading other reviews as I said before, has the same routine for most people. If you looking for a young girlie, wrong place...looking for an experienced provider which has a comprehensive list of likes within her fixed price, could be the one. Would I go back....yes...she is pretty naughty anyway...if you were regular not quite sure what would happen. Oh, and like most reviews...I was there 90 minutes...she is not a clock watcher. And also, no fake moaning...just a job which she does well and with enthusiasm.
Longleat ave, Central Birmingham
• Incall
• Parking available
Communications
Now I’d been trying to set up a meet for a while as I like massages with blowjob/FS and was intrigued by the bathing ritual described by others having enjoyed soapy massages in Thailand many moons ago. However as others have stated it’s very much pot luck as to whether she responds or not (I tried several times last year with out any success). My luck was in on this occasion as having called on Thursday 4th and left a vmail and she called me straight back. A bit cold on the phone but agreed the meeting the following day and she said she would send instructions. And boy did she send a lot of instructions via text! Not so bad for me as use a punting phone but I counted at least 10 texts sent. On the day I drove as per the instructions and parked on Bath row and walked around to her apartment block (again she sent a number of instructions via text on the morning of the event). Pressed the buzzer and went to her door where she was waiting flashing a torch.
Venue
Nice enough modern apartment block on Longleat ave (as listed on website), Central Birmingham within CAZ, all parking immediately around it is permit for residents only so best to park on Bath row near the Tesco using the pay and display and walk over.
Looks
Now like I say I’d read a number of reports stating she was particularly big but to my eyes I’d say a 12-14 max 5 4 with fake boobs (34 D/DD) with a bit of a tum but excessive,wrapped up in sexy lingerie, he face was okay and it was fairly dim in there and I’m not exactly an oil painting myself.
The Meet
Into the apartment and she’d made tea which I duly took a sip of and we had a chit chat and thankfully her tone was very warming up. I couldn’t help myself so had a good feel of her and she giggled before going to run the bath. I sat there drinking the tea and she came back and led me to the bedroom for me to get undressed and there followed some mutual fondling. She did go into kiss me but not really my thing so let her kiss me all over positioned her in front of the mirror so I could see her ass in the thong, I was fairly hard at this point and she grabbed my member and commented that it was pretty big and I took the compliment (not the first she’s said that to and probs not the last) and I said she was was very sexy. In to the bath and happy to confirm it was nice and warm. She properly cleaned me especially my ass hole, and quite vigorously as said she wanted to kiss me there so wanted to make sure I was clean! I’d already showered before hand but let her do so. Out of the bath and she had a suck of my cock before we went in to the bedroom was about to massage me but it asked her to continue blowing. Really enjoyed it and she tried to go fairly deep, I had her in 69 position and took the opportunity to slip a finger or three up her and she did feel nice with some big beefy surround her flaps - fair to say a good amount of mileage on her.Nice moaning through out, she then turned me round and buried her face in my ass and went to town - she must really enjoy that. Before too long she rubberred me up and we started doggy, then on her side before cow girl - the latter was by far the best position I enjoyed - it does seem a bit mechanical if I’m honest but I shot my load. She then cleaned me up and said the next one she wants me to come in her mouth which I was more than to oblige. She then gave me a full body massage which was not the best I’ve had but the effort was there though no doubt she’s had any formally training. I’m hard again and she starts to blow me and slaps herself with my clock and again takes me a decent length down her throat, I take the opportunity to face fuck her and she obliges and again wants to rim me. This goes on for 5-10 mins and I shoot my second load in her mouth as requested, she drains every last drop before spitting it out in the bathroom. Some massaging and then another bath/shower. I know she’s not a clock watcher so when I check the time I’m happy to see I’ve been there an hour and 20.
Final Thoughts
I leave a happy man and glad I scratched the itch. Overall positive experience bar the somewhat mechanical sex. If I was to return (which I may well do) would stick with blow jobs. I can imagine she’s coming to the end of the road working given the conversation with her but found her pleasant and enjoyed the majority of the service.
Communications
Following a recent review by labialover I decided to arrange a visit with Lena, which happend recently. I parked near Bath Row which is only five minutes walk from her apartment. Communication was very easy. Called no answer and then sent a text message. She instantly replied and we agreed a midday appointment for two days later. She does text too much for me with useless messages often repeating what she has said earlier. So if you have a "her indoors" then be aware. She text the full address and hour before the appointment and said that when I reach the apartment floor she will shine a torch to let you know the apartment. Probably to ensure no noise to attract attention of the neighbours.
Venue
Bath was running but the water wasn't hot enough for me and I felt cold 🥶. Would much rather have a shower.
Looks
First impressions were that facially I didn't find her attractive at all 5/10. Body wise she is solid size 12/14 with massive natural knockers. Greeted in a dressing gown with those huge melons hanging out.
The Meet
First impressions were that facially I didn't find her attractive at all 5/10. Body wise she is solid size 12/14 with massive natural knockers. Greeted in a dressing gown with those huge melons hanging out. Bath was running but the water wasn't hot enough for me and I felt cold 🥶. Would much rather have a shower. Anyway dried off and onto the bed. What followed next was a good twenty minutes of excellent DT owo and shot the custard 🍨 in her mouth. She ran to the bathroom presumably spat it out and I could hear her gargling on mouth wash. Straight back on the bed with some lip kissing , good massage and a good feeling and sucking of those melons. Was hard again very quickly. I decided I didn't want to fuck her but opted for the owo again, it was that good. Lena didn't rush at all and she edged me for a good thirty minutes with a mixture of DT, me giving her RO and I finally came with a hand job over those lovely tits. Back in the bath again for a good assisted rub down and allover wash. She was very attentive with the drying and helping to get dressed. Finally a cup of tea ☕ was offered and accepted . Still no rush and I was out of the door over 90 minutes later.
Final Thoughts
So one hour at £100. Good value for money even though facially she didn't do it for me. No interruptions at all from mobile phone. Great blow jobs, huge naturals and very clean no smells. I enjoyed the visit but probably wouldn't return. A mid positive from me
Mason Way/Longleat Avenue area, not far from Bath Row Tesco
• Incall
Communications
All arranged by website direct messages and text the day before. Good directions and instructions given to ensure safe and discreet entry to her place.
Venue
Still in the same apartment in Mason Way/Longleat Avenue area, not far from Bath Row Tesco.
Looks
Still in the same apartment in Mason Way/Longleat Avenue area, not far from Bath Row Tesco. As we know, pics are her but quite old now and she's put on a bit of weight since. Nice enhanced tits probably DD's. She's a mature Thai woman, probably early 50's, still fairly good looking although a little more chubby than before. But, I'm an older guy and she's still younger and better looking than me, still in fair shape, so that's fine by me.
The Meet
Lena is always clean and uses mouthwash frequently and likes you to do the same. She's still into her rimming. So, if you don't like a tongue up yer arse, she's not for you. Lots of kissing, payment sorted and a cup of tea while she ran the bath. Assisted shower before and after the main event. Lots of kissing and cuddling throughout. She let me finger her deeply but told me that 4 fingers hurt so we went back to 2. She's very tight! First pop, an incredible blow job which I watched in the wardrobe mirror. She will take you deep and it feels good. Massage, a proper one, not some half arsed stroking. More kissing and cuddling and another DTBJ to ensure that I left happy! She had to work hard at it, but she wasn't letting me leave til I'd blown a second load. She doesn't swallow, I wish she did lol Second bath and shower and I left a full hour and three quarters after I'd arrived.
Final Thoughts
So, to sum up. Lena still gives the same service with no eye on the clock. At least 2 cums guaranteed .She's getting on a bit, but still well worth a visit. I will pop back if I can for a final hurrah before she fucks off to Thailand for good next year.
Communications
Booking was arranged by text the day before. Lena phoned me back almost immediately which was a surprise and, as noted in other reviews, she followed up with a flurry of texts - mostly unnecessary, but I am single, so no problem
Venue
Lena's flat is about 10 minutes walk from the city centre. I like to check locations using here before setting out and this was easy to find. The building and flat are fine.
Looks
Lena told me she has been in the UK for 20 years, and her profile age of 35 must be 10 years too low. Lena has also put on a lot of weight compared to her profile pics. This was highlighted by other reviews so I was not surprised. She greeted me at the door in bra and panties.
The Meet
Started with cuddles and fondles. Lena had run a bath and she helped me undress and then knelt by the bath to wash me before showering me down. Clean towel to dry then into the bedroom. She began with giving me a massage which was firm and actually pretty good. Some rimming on me which was a new experience. We swapped and I gave her back a massage - then she on her knees and head down so I could give her pussy a good massage. This was followed by Lena giving me some nice OWO - then on with the condom. Thru' various positions for a good 15-20 minutes, before it was time for more OWO to completion. Lena kept her tongue working my knob until I was fully drained. The session finished back in the bath tub and another 10 minutes or so of assisted washing before I was dressed and on my way.
Final Thoughts
Overall, a very friendly attentive lady - I was pampered but also gave her a good pounding which she seemed to enjoy.
Recently changed her ad to say she's staying until 2025...
Good to know. A return visit may well be in order!
I popped again & she swallowed the lot. Then she went into the bathroom to spit it out. I wonder how she managed to spit it out after swallowing it
I wondered that too !!....seen Lena many times, never known her to swallow...