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yourchelseathemilf

Clifton - BS8
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Age: 35-39

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Reviews

7 TOTAL REVIEWS
6.7/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

6/10

£90 30m

Leicester • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Meet took place about 2 weeks ago when she was touring in Leicester

Looks

Nice plump BBW,, friendly, and comms were good.

The Meet

paid £90 for 30 mins, We get into some french kissing, not deep but still french kissing. A bit of mutual masturbation, grabbing and sucking on her big tits. Then go for a good round of 69. onto to sex and she goes on top in cowgirl then I go on top in mish and pop. We chat for a bit, I leave, check my phone had been 26 mins from arrival, (although she wasn't rushing or clock watching).

Final Thoughts

Good points: BBW (if that's your thing) Reliable service Bad points: Wasn't necessarily anything that was bad, although the punt was a bit vanilla. Which brings me to my final question. Would I return? the answer. No. not because she delivers a poor service or I didn't enjoy myself. At £90 for 30 mins there are a lot of other options to try out on website and I didn't feel the service was enthusiastic or specialised enough to warrant £90. maybe £70-£80 I would consider. but at £90 I'd rather direct the funds to experiment with others WGs.

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Reviewed on

8/10

Fosse Road South, Leicester City Centre • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Communication was excellent both times, done via text, and then call to direct. First was near Fosse Road South in Leicester, and second time was in Leicester City Centre in a nice apartment.

Venue

First was near Fosse Road South in Leicester, and second time was in Leicester City Centre in a nice apartment.

Looks

First visit, she was a curvy/thick MILF type who was cute and had a nice big round bum. She had a little bit of a stomach, and was a little uneasy with me taking all her underwear off. Second time... Chelsea had put on weight. I am easy going with body size, but I cannot ignore that she had gone from a curvy/thick MILF you would stare at in the shop, to chubby.

The Meet

First visit, she was a curvy/thick MILF type who was cute and had a nice big round bum. She had a little bit of a stomach, and was a little uneasy with me taking all her underwear off. Super friendly and chatty. Oral was really good, and she allowed lots of fingering. Sex was good, mutual rough and hard sex, enjoyed bending her over. Finished in the condom and she cleaned me up, taking her time  😛 . Second time... Chelsea had put on weight. I am easy going with body size, but I cannot ignore that she had gone from a curvy/thick MILF you would stare at in the shop, to chubby. I was expecting the first, but as soon as we started talking it did not both me so much. She remembered me (I must have made an impression because it had to be 8-12 months since I had last seen her), and second time round was just as fun. Lots of mutal rough sex, lots of kissing. She was very complimentary about my stamina, size and general performance (... it is always nice to hear and anyone that says different is a liar), and she was very touchy while she cleaned up. Offered facilities and left.

Final Thoughts

She is a really good fun, and both times I enjoyed her a lot. I do wish she would get back to being the size she was first time, but it is not a huge issue for me. I hope she comes back near the Midlands again. I do recommend, however maybe if you are more in to the slightly bigger MILF type.

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Reviewed on

3/10

£70 30m

luton • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

text and agreed on time, when i started and let her know she said she was moving place and will delayed and can confirm, she called back and said she will on time

Looks

She is not in her 30's i am sure she will be late 40's . There was no face pic, but she has pic with the black dress on which she was wearing, i dont know why i did not walk. i have to learn the art of walking, but when the balls are full, you dont think right.

The Meet

She was very friendly and open to all positions, body is not in the right shape, ass is flat. I dont know even now when i think of the body i feel sad and depressed. You know these punts when you feel depressed and ask why you do this , the feeling as still not gone. She did not do anything wrong, she is old and does the profile does not say what she is in real. She was ok wit DFK, OWO was ok, she as piercing on her tounge, boobs and pussy. She suck well. got into CG, she rides well, the i banged her in doggy and released . I closed my eyes and wished i can vanish in thin air and had this long walk to my car feeling sad and depressed.

Final Thoughts

70/30 is waste of money and time, not my cup of tea. The negative is because age is not right and she is 15 years old than what she says. It will take me few weeks to get over this shit.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£70 30m

vista tower flat block in Stevenage town centre. Opposite the fire station. • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

3/4 texts, time, date location, postcode etc sorted. Phonecall when I was at the external buzzer gave me code to get in and the flat/floor number.

Venue

nice clean tidy nice smelling new(ish) flat. In the vista tower flat block in Stevenage town centre. Opposite the fire station.

Looks

Birmingham accent. White English, States 30 y/o accurate. States size 16 accurate. Nice double d natural tits.

The Meet

Into flat, paperwork sorted. Showered. Onto bed, Owo began, 7/10 good effort and alright suction no real depth. Owo for 20mins which I then cob. she did ask me not to cim. Wipe up. Breif chat. Dressed. Said our goodbyes and went our separate ways.

Final Thoughts

Would I return? Na. Would I reccomend? She didn't so anything wrong and was friendly and welcoming. She just didn't do much for me. Personal thing, just like more out of a punt I guess. High standards. Some punters out there would have a good postove punt with her I recon. Just like I said didn't do much for me 👋

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Reviewed on

9/10

30m

Local discrete Holiday Inn • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Initial coms were great, first contact by text agreed time and services. I was running early so text again and Chelsea was able to accommodate.

Venue

Local discrete Holiday Inn, no problem with access or parking.

Looks

Chelsea's profile says 28 this could be correct but maybe early 30s, but I am rubbish at guessing ages. Her photos don’t do her justice, she is girl next door type and I found her attractive (but in no way being unkind could understand why others wouldn’t.)

The Meet

Met at the door in her lingerie, greeted with kiss and little laugh about the maid in the corridor, put at ease straightaway. Used the facilities to freshen up. I had agreed a mild dom service, this is against Chelsea's nature but she gave it a good go and pulled my hair and slapped me a bit, this was very erotic as it was all done with a sort of shy giggle, and interspaced with pleasant kissing and fondling. Very much a gfe. On with the rubber a bit of oral, more kissing and fondling, then she got on top. I asked her to do something on the mild dom side which she had told me she wouldn’t do before we met (nothing that unusual but I’m not going to say what as its not on her like lists and she may not want to openly offer it) as she seemed to be enjoying our time together (or at least gave the impression she was) she gave it a go whilst riding me. I have to say it was one of the best experiences I have had for a long time. After we cleaned up, good chat whilst getting dressed. A very good gfe (with a bit or extra kink 😉 )

Final Thoughts

A very good experience, no obvious clock watching, most enjoyable half hour. Makes a change from the EE, who barely speak a word of English and want to get you out in 10 minutes, which seems to be the only choice in our area.

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Reviewed on

9/10

£100 1h

nice quiet area • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

First of all i apologise for the very fluffy review as i am still recovering from a minor bout of EAD. I had good comms with her while booking and also with directions to hers. She directed me to park in a certain place not far from her house but having not seen her before and after reading advice from other punters with regards to parking I chose to park in a different place. The area she had told me to park in was a bit rough but after I walked 3 min while she directed me on the phone I finally reached her flat which was in a nice quiet area.

Venue

her flat which was in a nice quiet area.

Looks

She was wearing a nice revealing nightie when she opened the door.

The Meet

After having 2 incredibly bad punts in a row recently I was really hoping my 100 quid would take me a long way this time. She was wearing a nice revealing nightie when she opened the door. As soon as I walked in things flowed naturally. It wasn't long before we were on the bed kissing passionately while the clothes came off. This girl knows how to please a guy. The way she was kissing me made suffer the dreaded EAS/EAD temporarily. First round I didnt last long coz the foreplay had got me overexcited, we did mish and then finished doggy. We had a rest and a good chat about life in general. Soon she had my cock in her mouth again getting me hard. On with the condom and while she climbed on top of my cock she warned me that I wasn't gonna last long. She rode me so vigorously that I felt like some wicked force had suddenly possessed her then after about 2 minutes she seemed to have a violent orgasm then she fell off my cock onto the bed in an exhausted heap. After a few seconds she had caught her breath and we did mish and doggy then she wanked me while snogging me till I spurted my juice. That was me done for the hour. I haven't ever had such a good service from an escort. This lady seems like she enjoys her work and she made me totally forget about the world outside. She made me forget she was an escort and that is what I require when I visit an escort. I hope the service will not decline if I return for another seeing to.

Final Thoughts

I haven't ever had such a good service from an escort. This lady seems like she enjoys her work and she made me totally forget about the world outside. She made me forget she was an escort and that is what I require when I visit an escort. I hope the service will not decline if I return for another seeing to.

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Reviewed on

5/10

HI Express at the Droitwich M5 Juntion • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

I was drawn to this lady, partly due to opportunity and location, but also because I 'got a feeling' from her profile. I tend to prefer the 'girl next door' types rather than the porn star look. I take a chance now and then on a new once the profile meets a minimum standard (reviews, authenticity, etc). Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose.

Venue

Venue was the HI Express at the Droitwich M5 Juntion. She also works out of Walsall apparently.

Looks

She was less attractive than I'd hoped, a smoker (had just had one in the hotel bathroom) and had many piercings that I should have anticipated but wasn't expecting. Better research required. She was presentable, but not attractive. A bit wheezy and coughy.

The Meet

I've rated this review neutral because there was nothing particularly negative about it, I just won't be visiting her again, and therefore I find it difficult to rate it as positive. She was less attractive than I'd hoped, a smoker (had just had one in the hotel bathroom) and had many piercings that I should have anticipated but wasn't expecting. Better research required. She was presentable, but not attractive. A bit wheezy and coughy. I guess my judgement stems from the thought 'if I saw this girl in a bar would I want to shag her?'. In this case the answer was no, not even in the 'end of the night consolation fuck' category. I went through the motions, BJ was OK - she can take all of a decent lenght, and it all ended as expected, but I left feeling disappointed as I was hoping this one would be better.

Final Thoughts

If you want a laugh, go read the FR on the website. I suspect lozbul has had more medical training than sexual experiences.

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