VivaMassage.co.uk Logo

Mature n Sassy

Barugh Green - S75
2 reviews
•
5.510

Photo 1 of Mature n Sassy

Photo 2 of Mature n Sassy

Photo 3 of Mature n Sassy

Photo 4 of Mature n Sassy

Photo 5 of Mature n Sassy

Photo 6 of Mature n Sassy

Photo 7 of Mature n Sassy

Photo 8 of Mature n Sassy

Photo 9 of Mature n Sassy

Photo 10 of Mature n Sassy

Age: 60+

Gender: Female

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 14st 0lb

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Hazel

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 40"

Bra Cup Size: E

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Type: Curvy

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Barnsley

Reviews

2 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.5/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

9/10

£220 2h 20m

Mapplewell • Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Arranging the meeting was pretty straightforward, phone call followed by a booking on the website. Cost £220 for 2 hours.

Venue

Location was on the outskirts of Barnsley, a place called Mapplewell. Was told to park up at the local community centre, phoned her again and was given directions to her home. Easy to find, absolutely spotless inside.

Looks

No hiding behind the door with this one, dressed immaculately in a lovely dress. Her age, in my opinion, is about right.

The Meet

Envelope handed over we went upstairs to a very tastefully decorated bedroom. A quick chat about the services I'd asked for, stripped off and lay on the bed watching her getting undressed down to her matching red undies ( not my favourite colour being an Everton fan). Started off with a "break the ice" massage and a bit more of a "get to know each other" chat. Then the undies came off, she got on top of me and began to kiss me, just lips at first but then the DFK started, well worth the wait. Then she got on her back and l started kissing her neck, which she loved, then l moved down to her boobs, giving them a good licking, and then headed further south to her pussy, sweet tasting it was too. Then it was her turn. On my back, she straddled my face into the classic 69 position. Could've stayed there all day. Now because I have... ahem....problem's l can't do penetration any more l had to settle for a had job. Spent the last half hour or so being tied to a chair, blindfolded, and teased. Some of it was enjoyable, some less so, I've still got the bare patches on my chest where she used wax patches on me. We finished up back on the bed, more kissing and a bit more chat. By then We'd gone over by more than 20 minutes. Was able to use her shower, down stairs in her living room for another chat and a chance to meet her 3 dogs.

Final Thoughts

It's a bit of a hike from Merseyside to South Yorkshire, especially with the Friday afternoon rush hour traffic to contend with but it well worth the trip. Cannot recommend highly enough.

0
0 comments

Reviewed on

2/10

£120 1h

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

My first punt for nearly a year and one I now wish I hadn't done. I only realised I had a window of opportunity for a punt at v.short notice so couldn't travel far or plan in advance/do research etc. Anyway... I phoned three local to me, didn't have time to mess about with emails, two never answered the third txt'd me back and a booking was arranged. She wasn't my first choice but biggish tits, owo listed and nice telephone manner were enough to seal the deal.

Looks

Upon my arrival my first reaction was to understand why no face pic's, she probably does it for discretion reasons, had I seen the 'boat race' I wouldn't have bothered... 😱 Her chest looked ok, body was much wider around the middle than photo's suggested.

The Meet

Upon my arrival my first reaction was to understand why no face pic's, she probably does it for discretion reasons, had I seen the 'boat race' I wouldn't have bothered... 😱 Her chest looked ok, body was much wider around the middle than photo's suggested. She welcomed me with a full on kiss and felt for my tackle as she did so, I thought... yeah she's ugly but sometimes munters are dirty, anyway in for a penny... 🎵 I paid my fee and resigned myself to what was hopefully going to be a good session, ugly/over weight birds sometime make up for what they lack in looks/body with better service... Not this one...Fuck me can she talk ! 😡 Typical southerner (no offence to my southern bro's), loved the sound of her own voice, thought I'd be interested how many "wonderful" clients she see's, or how well off they are and how they spoil her... 🤦 Hey one is even taking her to ST.Lucia... 🙄 Service wise I'd asked for an oily massage which she did, then she spent 5 min's on a very average bj which she told me at least five times are her speciality, I just lay back thinking what the fuck am I doing here, I could hardly get hard with her constant fucking boring chatter. She then declared "my time now you can lick me" normally I enjoy R.O. but draw the line with fat ugly birds... 🤮 I felt bullied into it, I shut my eyes and went where no sane man would ever pay to go, with the memory still fresh in my mind the best I can come up with without fetching my breakfast back up is...not good. 😢 Eventually I got a hard on and condom on fucked her in mish' tried to get it over with as quickly as poss' then it happened... An over whelming stench filled the room, I thought fuck me she'll say something in a minute, an apology or something etc... Nooooooo, she carried on seemingly oblivious still yabbering on how good she is and how successful in her real job she is... 🤦 I'm about 30mins into a 1hr booking now and was happy to make my excuses and leg it, she said let me clean you up and suck you clean... I admit, i'm weak... 🤦 I laid back to get a bit of a pampering to erase the memory of recent events, next minute she declares "I'll sit on your face and you can lick me while I suck you off" 😱 😱 😱 What is it with this fucker !!! Does she not realise i'm paying it's all about meeeeeeee. She sat on my chest and I held my nose while she attempted to suck my flaccid cock, after 10mins enough was enough and I said I had to go. This lady needs to get to the dr's she has a BV infection which fucking stinks. 🤮 Infection aside I can't recommend and wouldn't dream of returning. If only we paid after the event walking would be easy but how do you walk when you've just handed over £120 ? Back to retirement for me... 😢

Final Thoughts

Infection aside I can't recommend and wouldn't dream of returning. If only we paid after the event walking would be easy but how do you walk when you've just handed over £120 ? Back to retirement for me... 😢

0
15 comments