Englishblonde JUICY

Brighton - BN1

4 reviews

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4.310

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Age: 50-54

Gender: Female

Height: 5'4"

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 38"

Bra Cup Size: DD

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Type: Few Extra Pounds

Smoking: Socially

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: Yes

Nearest Rail Station: Brighton HOVE Shoreham

Reviews

4 TOTAL REVIEWS

4.3/10

AVERAGE RATING

Asmodeus

Reviewed on 24 Dec 2022

8/10

Met on 01 Nov 2022

£60 30m

Hotel on seafront, opposite Palace Pier • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

SMS/Phone call. Bit tricky trying to get through to organise. She only works three days a week I think. Just persevere!

Venue

Hotel on seafront, opposite Palace Pier. The hotel looked old and smelt old! Peeling, brown what was once white walls. Decor suited to the early 2000s or 1990s. Marched straight in and walked past reception to lifts, no problems! Bit of a yomp to her room. Same crappy old decor, but was nice and big though, double bed in middle, towels strategically placed and a big bright window overlooking the Palace Pier.

Looks

As per profile pictures. Look for the unfiltered ones for greatest accuracy. I would put her age as late fifties, early sixties. Definite PAWG GILF! Not going to be everyone's cup of tea, but I thought she was really cute. Short, blonde and barrel shaped is also a polite way of describing my first impression! Lucy also has the loveliest pair of big natural tits, topped with hard erect pink nipples. She wore black/red knickers, bra, knickers and stockings, plus some sort of corset. Nice bald shaved cunt under all that.

The Meet

The door to her room was slightly ajar, so I knocked and went straight in. Lucy immediately started being slutty and tarty saying crap like "ooooh you're a sexy gent" etc. However, shut her up by a deep wet snog! I also immediately started groping her fantastically big chest much to her moans of approval. Rapidly undressed myself whilst continuing to DFK... My hands kept fondling those lovely tits, and feeling her potato shaped body! Bra came off, and we moved to the bed. Lucy gave me an excellent OWO BJ with lots of tongue action, spit, and unwavering eye contact into her baby blues. She enthusiastically sucked and licked my ballsack too! Her turn next! Knickers off and legs akimbo edge of bed. I licked her bald pussy lips and hard clit to what sounded like genuine moans of enjoyment. She did smell and taste ever so slightly musky/pissy, but this just got me harder to be honest! More DFK before a brief pause to bag it up, and then slid into her wet pussy, missionary. Kept pumping away until I told her I was going to cum. She said she wanted to taste and swallow my cum! So pulled out, bag off, and Lucy sucked me until I unloaded in her mouth! She drank and swallowed all of my week's worth of jizz gleefully! More DFK after, followed by a nice cheeky chat whilst I dressed to leave.

Final Thoughts

Not going to be everyone's cup of tea. But if you're into older mature WGs, then Lucy offers GVFM IMHO. I love fucking older women, and even though her figure is way past its prime. My dick got so hard on seeing her and knowing shortly it was going to be soon up her well used cunt 😍

TallnHung

Reviewed on 02 Oct 2020

1/10

Do not recommend

Communications

Texted time and duration and she called me to confirm quickly so started good. Arrived 5 mins early and called, nothing. Texted,nothing. Tried again for around 30 min, nothing. Tried the other number on her profile, nothing. All went to a 'Phone unavailable message'. So started for home, tried one last time and it was cut off with a text arriving with can't talk right now! I explained by text we had a meet booked and I was not happy to loose 2 hours of my life so could we meet, response? Nothing since.

The Meet

Don't bother at all with this timewaster, not worth all the hassle even if she's an epic fuck!

Final Thoughts

Don't bother at all with this timewaster, not worth all the hassle even if she's an epic fuck!

hockogrockle • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

This woman was reviewed by somebody else on the same day as you made you post. He seems to have been more persistent than you, as he describes the contact process as "initially hard to arrange", but says that thereafter the instructions were clear. However, after all that, he only felt able to give her a "neutral". So I don't think you missed an awful lot!

TallnHung • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I doubt I could have been more persistent.
Contact all the way across 4 hours and hanging around for 45 minutes after the booked time calling her? Any more persistence would have involved kicking the shabby looking front door to the flat down 😉
My guess is that she is a drinker (as someone else mentioned) or the other reviewer was shagging her whilst I was trying to contact her 😂

Edit: After reading the same review on the same date he mentions his review was for in Sept so it wasn't the same day either given we both posted reviews on 2nd Oct rather than for the same day...

southern_male • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I had the exact same experience as Tallnhung.
Complete timewaster. Very annoying when you make special time in your day for the travel etc.

hornypnter • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I had the same experience. Drove to Brighton hotel and then she didn't pick up phone. It rang but it was not picked up. This despite calling her before I started my drive to Brighton.
Walked around Brighton for 1hr and calling her at regular intervals. The B***h did not pick up the call. Parking is difficult in Brighton especially in the evening and also had to pay for the car park.
Waste time and money. This happened me to me on Monday and was going to do review today and saw this review.

I would strongly recommend avoid this cow not only based on my experience but of others too.

advent2016

Reviewed on 02 Oct 2020

6/10

Met on 01 Sep 2020

£60 45m

Apartment near sea front in Hove • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Would repeat

Communications

Email and Phone - initially hard to make contact and arrange but when I did very friendly, good directions to parking and her place.

Venue

Apartment near sea front in Hove. Messy but clean. Bathroom could use a refurb.

Looks

website pictures are doctored, She is older and more pies yet pretty. I'd say early 60s from her chat.

The Meet

I arrived. Lucy was dressed in a nightie and pulled it down to show a tit. Her temperature was normal. She talked continuously, mostly rubbish. I asked for a shower. Think I'd be better bathing in the sea. came out of shower and Lucy was in what she probably thinks is sexy underwear. Straight into kissing, wet and sloppy nice, fingered her pussy; tasted clean and of gin. I licked her tits and headed south to her pussy, nicely shaven and clean tasting liked her arse fingered. I sat on the bed, Lucy knelt and sucked my cock including balls, fingered my arse, squeezed my nipples with her other hand until I was ready to pump a few days worth into her mouth, showed me my handiwork and I thought was going to come up for a snowball, but instead gulped it down and said "cake?" Lucy made me tea whilst I had a shower, we chatted some more small talk and left.

Final Thoughts

tl;dr version: Good BJ

southern_male

Reviewed on 31 Aug 2018

2/10

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

I started by calling up and asking about her availability for the next day. She said she had a late appointment for that night, so wouldn't be working till 1pm the next day. One hell of a lie in, but hey. She sounded pretty nice, so said I'd try another time. Anyway, next morning I did some re-arranging and managed to make myself available at 5pm. Contacted her after lunch by text and she agreed to meet. Gave me location etc. I had a hiccup at work and thought I might miss a train, so I let her know, but eventually everything worked out and we finalized 5pm. I arrived a little early so thought I'd drop her a message to let her know. No reply, but to be expected. She was likely busy. However, at 4.55, I tried calling and no answer. I tried again at 5pm, and at 5.05pm etc, etc. She let it ring and ring. Sometimes she picked up and hung up. So I texted her one last time to say I was ready to go. And then she finally responded. "Sorry busy x" she said. And that was that. No further messages. No calls. Nothing. A wasted half of a day arranging on my part.

The Meet

Avoid this weird lady. In retrospect, she might've been drunk when we spoke on the phone!!

Final Thoughts

Avoid this weird lady. In retrospect, she might've been drunk when we spoke on the phone!!