English & Sexy

West Thurrock - RM20
5 reviews
4.010

Age: 45-49

Gender: Female

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 8st 9lb

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Hazel

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Bra Cup Size: F

Smoking: Socially

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Grays

Reviews

5 TOTAL REVIEWS
4.0/10
AVERAGE RATING
3/10

£60 15m

Quiet residential road somewhere in Grays near the country park not too far from Lakeside • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Pretty good. Answered the phone promptly and sounded rather keen/nice over the phone. Agreed a time and sent postcode etc.

Venue

First red flag was her sending me down the garden to a bloody shed upon arrival. The place doesn't seem like a shithole and she doesn't particularly seem poor from what I could see in the brief time being there.

Looks

Quite attractive in a girl next door MILF kind of way. Very nice body, not a bad face. Trim little athletic build with a nice big bum and biggish (fake) tits This is about where the positives end.

The Meet

First red flag was her sending me down the garden to a bloody shed upon arrival. Should have walked then but I still haven't mastered the art. Agreed on oral with, and possibly sex depending on how I feel. Off with her clothes revealing those lovely tits and arse. She had a little thong on. Started playing with her tits and weirdly I noticed her right tit had the texture of 180 grit sandpaper. Great for decorating work, terrible for tits. Very strange. So that kind of turned me off a bit but anyway, she popped on the Johnny and started giving me oral which was the least enthusiastic oral I've ever experienced. Like barely sticking the helmet in let alone the rest of it. For about 30 seconds, before trying to turn around and bend over and saying 'sex?' I declined and said no I'd like a bit more oral please. So I laid on the bed instead incase it was an awkward angle kind of thing... Nope, still awful. So then without me even voicing anything she just starts to climb on, slides her thong to one side, and starts attempting to ride me. Also shit. Her pussy was fine, from what I could tell but it was almost like she was trying the whole time to make sure the whole length didn't go in. She was making some sounds which I couldn't tell were pain/disdain or pleasure.. I asked her if she wanted to swap positions so I could push her legs back and try and go a bit deeper in mish, but she basically made sure to have one hand on my belly and one leg sort of blocking me from going deeper. Again, more unusual sounds. She just seemed like she didn't want to be doing it at all. Before anyone suggests it was a me problem, I assure you I wasn't rude in any way, not am I the most well endowed man so I really don't know why she seemed to be almost whincing. Very strange situation the whole thing. Eventually I managed to just focus on her tits and bust in the bag but I just left feeling totally deflated. Total contrast to how she sounded on the phone honestly. The place doesn't seem like a shithole and she doesn't particularly seem poor from what I could see in the brief time being there. So I don't really understand why bother putting yourself, and other blokes through that 😂

Final Thoughts

But anyway, let this be an advisory. Learn to walk away, and never forget to check reviews 😂

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7 comments
4/10

30m

shed at bottom of garden • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

So shes not got the best reviews.. but i was in the area and was quite in the mood for a bit of domination. Which is listed on her page - even in a seperate tab! So figured why not? This was sometime end of August.

Venue

Venue - as people mentioned shed at bottom of garden - is actually alright to be honest. Secluded etc.

Looks

quite hot milf next door look. Photos pretty accurate.

The Meet

Venue - as people mentioned shed at bottom of garden - is actually alright to be honest. Secluded etc. Session- i asked for 30min domination- bit of tie and tease and cbt. Handed over the papers... She then took a call and left me for about 5-10minutes in the shed which pissed me off. Would have left if i hadnt just given the papers. She didnt take this out of the time we had but just wasted my own time! Then got back she asked me to strip and she used a belt to restrain my hands and asked me to close my eyes. She used a spikey roller over my cock and balls which i thought was a good start.. but just carried on with minimal energy or excitement then wanked me off. Even asked her to do more but she just ignored. Suprised i managed to finish but needed it - had been a long day!

Final Thoughts

Wouldnt bother to be honest- should have just got a he massage somewhere

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2 comments
8/10

£80 45m

residential road • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

good communication postcode given and door number when in street

Venue

She lives in a house on a residential road with plenty of parking. When I arrived she let me in the side gate of her house and we went to a log cabin at the bottom of her garden. In the log cabin was a double bed, electric heater which was on and a clothes rail with plenty of different outfits hanging.

Looks

The website photos are accurate and it is her in the pictures, she is a slim blonde milf with enhanced tits, she had painted nails and toenails and seemed to take good care of herself, I found her quite attractive.

The Meet

She was very pleasant and explained her older children still live with her and that is why she uses the cabin in the garden. Agreed £80 for 45 minutes, cum twice. She provided covered oral, she had taken all of her clothes off except her knickers. After a few minutes I asked her to jump on top and fuck me, she did not remover her knickers but just pulled them to one side and slipped me in. She has a tight pussy for a mild and as well as bouncing up and down on my shaft there was plenty of grinding back and forth as well. I then asked to bend her over which she happily did and I fucked her doggy hard and fast which she took like a trooper until I cum. After we lay on the bed chatting, she was easy to talk to and we spoke about a few different topics, at no point did I feel like she was clock watching or rushing me. Onto round two where she stroked my cock and balls until I was rock hard again. This time I asked to suck and lick her toes and feet whilst I pulled my cock, she positioned herself on the bed and put her toes in my mouth to suck and lick. After a few minutes whilst I was pulling myself she removed her toes from my mouth and made me lick the arches and bottom of her feet with the occasional rubbing her toes over my mouth. As I was about to cum I held her feet below my cock and exploded my load all over her painted toes. We both cleaned up with a brief chat and she showed me of of the side gate of her house.

Final Thoughts

I found her to be an attractive milf, friendly, no clock watching, the log cabin at the bottom of the garden didn’t bother me, provided a good service and she was happy to take instructions. I would meet her again when next in the area.

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3 comments
3/10

Met on

£60 15m

Side street in Grays • Incall • Free parking

Do not recommend

Communications

good, directions good

Venue

shed come summer house with a bed in and lots of clutter. Absolutely freezing gas heater put on but made little difference. Was cleanish but not the best

Looks

5 or 6 /10. Fake boobs with slight belly and serious attitude

The Meet

totally disinterested, spent more time on her phone than being with me, disinterested kissing no dfk then straight to quick covered oral to completion which was average

Final Thoughts

Overall terrible attitude means a negative from me lets get the bad review out of the way....

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5 comments
2/10

£80 30m

her road • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Found my self with a spare couple of hours to fill and had been looking to see this lady for some time. Gave her a call and was directed to her road and then her house number.

Venue

Upon arrival i was ushered into the back garden via the side entrance to the house and then lead to a shed/cabin down the end of the garden and it was freezing in there.

Looks

Profile photos are accurate and she has a lovely figure but that where the positives end.

The Meet

Upon arrival i was ushered into the back garden via the side entrance to the house and then lead to a shed/cabin down the end of the garden and it was freezing in there. Asked to use the toilet, and she was reluctant to let me go int the house so I was offered a pot to piss in which i declined. I should have left! then but i didn't. Opted for 30mins OWO for £80. First 20 seconds started ok with OWO then there was prolonged hand relief, i mentioned that the HR wasn't really doing it for me and there was again a very short period of OWO followed by prolonged vigorous hand relief. Coupled with the fact that it was so cold in the shed i was struggling to raise a smile let alone anything else. Decided that it just wasn't going to happen for me so i made my excuses and left, no refund was offered.

Final Thoughts

This was the worst punt I've ever had in 25yrs+.

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