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Dirty_Dianna

Aylesbury - HP19
13 reviews
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7.510

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Age: 45-49

Gender: Female

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 10st 5lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Brown

Ethnicity: Black

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 36"

Reviews

13 TOTAL REVIEWS
7.5/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

8/10

£100 30m

Alysbury center above some shops • Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Do you know what lads  😁 😁 😁 I was getting a bit jaded ( chinese pun ) with the girls and when i saw the latest were not to good I popped in the Guvnors Shagular XF ( as he was away on a Jolly for 4 days Id got to keep battery charged and gave it a run ) and drove to Alysbury to see the Big Black Godess that is Dirty Dianne withher wonderful tits and clit I had a really good session of multi postions with me going soft  and then she sucked me back up then in to next postion and it was good to have banta with a Caribean lady who was telling me she was gonna sit on my face  😛 ....she went over the half hour and then told me I should of lasted longer ..I wish I could of 😉 I was a little intimadated by her size compared with when I shag the chinese girls but hey ho it was a good taste change, but i admit I will be back for a quick chinky  😉 😂 😂 😂

Venue

Parked in B Q about 7 mins walk away free for 2 hrs she is in center above some shops a discreet entrance

Looks

Big Gal 14-16 F cuppers and thick body not flabby
Super clit 1cm wide 2 cm long great to suck on  clean fresh
The sort of Exotic youd love to have on your cock demanding more which she did ( I recon shed be great at a party as she isan unstoppable fuck machine) 😎

The Meet

Id say ploughing her in mish and thumbing that large clit pulling out and going down on her sucking it then going back in was the high light of shagging hershe is twice the size of the chinese gals Ive been seeing and 100 times more confident at what she is doing to you ,,,Told me she liked sitting on Old white guys faces ...I replied as long as I`ve a face she`ll always have some where to sit  😛 😁 😁 😁

Final Thoughts

100 quid top end of what I pay but she went over and at no time rushed me in fact she kept saying Slow down relax.

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Reviewed on

9/10

£100 30m

Binfield just outside Bracknell • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I phoned but no answer, so I texted asking if i could see her later on that day for half an hour with a time, five minutes later I got a text saying she was available and sent me the post code saying ring me when you're there, so I rang her and she directed me to her apartment, the door opened and I went in to a pitch black hallway, I said I can't see anything, not even her! She laughed and turned the light on. She asked me to take my shoes off and leave them by the door. She asked if i wanted to use the bathroom, which i did.

Venue

Private apartment with plenty of parking across the road. Shower and bathroom available. I used the bathroom facilities but not the shower.

Looks

Typical Caribbean women Curvy with a nice big arse Mid 40s 5'7 without heels 36" natural tits with big nipples Size 14 +

The Meet

Out of the bathroom and into the bedroom where she put her arms around my neck and gave me a peck on the lips, I asked if I could kiss her and she said lips only, but her tongue came out and we started touching tongues, a bit strange as she does offer French kissing on her profile, but I was happy with touching tongues and lip kissing, and there was plenty of it as the session went on. As we were standing, she turned around and started to grind her big ass against my crouch as I squeezed her tits from behind. She was still with her bra on! getting me quiet aroused. We both stripped off and she held her tits up to my mouth and said "suck", I complemented her on her big nipples and started sucking them, she really seemed to like this and grabbed my cock and started pulling on it, after a while she said lay down on the bed and she sat on my belly and dangling her big tits in my face I continued to suck on them while she slid her pussy up and down my belly. She then went down and started to lick and suck my cock, she does give a great blojob, paying attention to my balls as she slid her mouth slowly up and down my shaft. I could feel myself coming so I told her to lay down so I could return the favour, she has a nice big clit that likes to be licked and sucked, it took a while but I managed to make her cum after about 10 minutes, with a deep breath and a giggle she clamped her legs shut and then she asked if I want a "poke" or do you want me to finish you with a blojob, I opted for a quick poke for a couple of minutes in mish with her legs over my shoulders. I then asked her to Finnish me off with a bj which she did with expertise, licking sucking and spitting on my cock while she looked me in the eyes, until I couldn't take any more and shot my load over her hands. She giggled and complimented me on my big load and cleaned me up with wet wipes. We chatted for a few minutes and i left a happy chappy. She didn't clock watch as I went over time by 10 minutes.

Final Thoughts

Would I see her again.. yes! Maybe next time I'll just go for 30 minutes cock play with cim.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£150 1h

Colnbrook near Slough, Windsor, Heathrow etc • Incall • Parking available

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Communications

Initially via website email. SP requested a call and we had a brief conversation after which she sent me a short txt confirming price of £150 for 1 hour and basic services provided. I confirmed that OWO and CIM were important to me.

Venue

Private house with large automatic opening gates. Guided in via phone and car hidden from the road. Downstairs living room looked a little like a porn set. Bedroom was quite small and not particularly glamorous. Radio playing in the background.

Looks

I had specifically been looking for a black woman, not too young, with a pretty face, smooth skin and decent tits. The SP fit the bill perfectly. Larger sized but in a classic, West Indian background, way. Profile pics were pretty accurate, especially one of the private gallery shots in red lingerie and with one tit out.

The Meet

SP greeted me at the door wearing a slinky negligee, one piece and holdups. Quick kiss on the cheeks and a friendly introduction. No drink offered. Downstairs living room looked a little like a porn set. Lead upstairs to a bedroom at the end of a short hall. Thought I heard noises from another room (more later). Bedroom was quite small and not particularly glamorous. Radio playing in the background. A few kisses and a little mild groping over clothes and then I was asked to strip completely and wash my hands (I’d already explained I’d had a shower before leaving). Whilst stripping the SP laid towels out on the bed. Not sure if this is usual but I found it a bit of a turn off. SP remained clothed and told me everything would be revealed later. I was told to lie on my front and SP gave me a gentle massage. I’d booked an hour so didn’t mind a bit of relaxation to start. SP reached under me a few times and raked my balls with her nails. I found this a major turn on and squirmed to open my legs make them as available as possible for her which made us both laugh and broke the ice a bit. I turned over to be confronted with a lovely set of brown boobs and immediately went to work sucking them and having them rubbed in my face. Quite a lot of kissing and tongue play, especially out of mouth. I think this was a bit of pro teasing technique as she was showing me what she could do with her tongue. A bit more massaging and some cock attention, first with gentle hand strokes, then licking and onto OWO. Nice gentle sucking of balls and cock, especially all around the head. Still no visibility of the SPs pussy and groping attempts were met with a, take your time and it’ll all be revealed type comment. She stood and went for a quick clean, not sure why, and returned having unbuttoned the crotch of the one-piece. I’d have preferred to have done this myself but it wasn’t offered. She kept the one-piece wrapped around her waist for the rest of the punt. I wanted to try RO straight away and she was happy to lie back and open her legs. Pretty damp, fairly meaty and a large clit which was easy to lick and suck. No fingers allowed inside. After a few minutes she asked if I was ready to fuck. I knelt on the bed and said she wanted to suck me more to get me really hard. Lots of tit playing as well. Quickly successful, fitted the condom and into missionary. Some nice grinding and movement and I could feel things happening. I had wanted to try her out from behind but felt I wouldn’t be able to hold back so took a short break. SP went to clean up again. Laid me back on the bed and went into a long slow OWO session. No rushing, no vigorous hand jerking to make me cum quickly, just all mouth and tongue. I asked if she wanted a warning before I came but she just smiled and shook her head, her mouth was still full. Quite a lot of eye contact and then I spurted a week’s worth deeply into her mouth. She continued sucking and licking the head the whole time, something I love! She made sure I’d finished and went into the bathroom to spit discretely. She lay next to me, stroked me a little and let me play with those lovely tits again. There was no clock watching but time was around the hour anyway. All in all the sex was good and the final climax was great.

Final Thoughts

The SP was good looking and I liked her figure. Conversation was good throughout and she made me feel very relaxed from the outset. The final CIM was exactly what I wanted from the session and the slow and sensual licking and sucking is what I much prefer to some more vigorous OWO services I’ve had over the years. For this alone it was a definite positive session. However, with some of the negative points above, I’d think twice about visiting again soon. Maybe an irregular rebooking when I want to play with some great black boobs and feel the need for a slow sucking session.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£150 1h

two roads either side of her venue • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Venue

Fit for purpose, from the outside looks like any other house in the area. Inside, nice and clean. Shower also clean with fresh towels. Another girls does work from the 2nd bedroom.

Looks

Exactly like her pictures, easy to have a conversation with, thic body with booty and tits I enjoyed.

The Meet

Arrived, money sorted. Into the bedroom where she grinded against me. Kissing was the only let down, was not DFK. Grinding got me hard, got naked and she continued to grind away. On the bed to what was a slow, wet, sloppy blowjob. She uses her tongue to great effect. Reverse oral on her, condom on and she rode me cowgirl to the eventual cum. Cleaned up, had quite a nice chat. More kissing (no DFK), sucking those tits and let her work her magic with her mouth and tongue and lay back and enjoyed it. Dianna brought me to a climax in her mouth. She got up and spat it into a tissue. I went to get up and she asked me to lay back and relax. I did and we chatted for a few minutes. Into the shower, dressed and off I went. Quite a nice relaxed fuck where on the 2nd pop I didn't have to do much. She was not in a rush to get me out either.

Final Thoughts

Quite a nice relaxed fuck where on the 2nd pop I didn't have to do much. She was not in a rush to get me out either.

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Reviewed on

9/10

£80 30m

flat outside town centre • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Comms good via website & phone.

Venue

Location was flat outside town centre, discreet enough, free parking short walk away.

Looks

Pics of Dianna in her gallery are very accurate and I thought she was attractive. Was wearing a tight black dress and looked great. Friendly in a quiet manner.

The Meet

Light French kissing and generally exploring each others bodies started things off before she asked me to lay down. Dianna kissed & stroked me all over getting me very attentive shall we say! She released her ample boobs from her dress for me to play with and then gave me fantastic slow and sensual OWO. On with the Mac and Dianna rode me cowgirl, again nice and slow with kissing and plenty of access to her boobs. After a good while of that I asked to move into spoons where the action became more vigorous and I popped a big load in the bag. We chatted afterwards for a while and I left nearly 10mins over the 30 so no rushing out of the door.

Final Thoughts

A lovely meet & would definitely see Dianna again.

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Reviewed on

6/10

Do not recommend

Communications

Again looking for some decent head promised some deepthroat, it was not just your average blowie

Looks

Oh and a big Clit and perm erect nipples.

The Meet

6 out 10 body not particularly friendly just a neutral punt really.

Final Thoughts

just a neutral punt really.

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Reviewed on

6/10

Met on

£80 30m

Central Bracknell • Incall • Free parking

Communications

insists on calling not texting. Very professional on the phone. Quick chat regarding services,requests and length of time for booking. Location instructions then sent over.

Venue

Residential house a few blocks from Central Bracknell. On street parking and relatively discreet.She tours regularly so venue was probably an air b n b of some sort. Arrived at the venue without to much faffing steps leading up to the house-whole street really did have an American feel but that was probably just me.

Looks

Pleasant enough attitude. Average height. Bit of a gut but nothing extreme. Well built and a nice juicy ass that you want to fuck. Big pussy lips that you can get stuck into. Perky natural tits that were average size.

The Meet

COVID bullshit was dying down a bit at the time so decided I wanted to fuck a black girl as I hadn’t got stuck into one for a good while. Kept an eye out for her tours as she is on many throughout the year and spotted a chance to give her a seeing to. Call made about midday she was very professional on the phone and seemed keen to understand my requests. Had asked if she would wear a bikini with slutty heels and makeup. Arrived at the venue without to much faffing steps leading up to the house-whole street really did have an American feel but that was probably just me. Let me in swiftly and I was very impressed with what I saw. Took me upstairs and i got to admire that big ass of hers. Lovely bikini she was in with heels was happy she had remembered my requests. Straight down to business I spun her around and buried my face into her ass and lapped up her vagina if your into big flaps then she’s your girl.few moans from Diana but nothing major. Into OWO decent technique went in for a good kiss but she was not keen At all was barely a peck. I understand COVID and that but she was still advertising at the time and I was freshly showered so this defiantly pissed me off as DFK is always key to my punts. She clearly could tell I was annoyed but just muttered about COVID. Had a good suck on her tits and she gave me a decent tit wank. Onto the shagging asked for doggy she went straight into position. Made sure her ass was raised and plunged my cock deep into that JUICY ass lovely slapping noise as i penetrated her again and again. SAP rising quickly and seeing DIANA on all fours was such a turn on. Ordered her onto her knees on the bed whipped the Mack off and unloaded a big dollop of spunk over her tits. So nice seeing my muck over a black lady for a change.

Final Thoughts

Decent Punt with a girl who tries her best and a nice finish to the punt however I just don’t believe we clicked especially after DFK was not followed through on. Feel slightly harsh maybe giving a neutral but was slightly cold to me,we didn’t click and specific service was not offered. I reckon Diana will be the right cup of tea for many on here though. Happy punting 👍

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Reviewed on

8/10

Met on

£80 30m

village • Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

good, clear, concise phone directions.

Venue

Well known house a short walk away. Good working shower and clean towels often a rarity.

Looks

mid to late 40s, a few more pounds than last time. I used to be a regular in about 2010. Nationality: British/Caribbean

The Meet

I arrived and paid, hand gel, straight into shower. Nice playful massage, I kissed her tits and licked her pussy tasted nice. Massaged quite sensually, played with and gently sucked my cock. I said I was happy for BJ to completion. Good technique, tongue on head, ball sucking, until an explosive cim / facial, Di sucked until I was empty and dribbled, excellent. No snowballing due to CV!! Di gave me more massage and let me eat her pussy some more until the alarm went off. I had another shower, glass of water and we chatted then I left.

Final Thoughts

tl;dr version: pleasant massage, good BBBJ/CIM. Would I return: Yes. I've seen Di quite a few times over the years and in a threesome. Still a reliable BJ.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£80 30m

usual apartments opposite multistory parking • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

She advertises that she will ignore text messages so gave her a call, she picked up within a couple of rings sounding like she was a secretary for a big firm, very professional. Talked briefly on the phone to set up the appointment and was texted the post code - usual apartments opposite multistory parking. Was given the flat number once I reached and was buzzed in.

Venue

Apartment was clean and tidy, but was shared, I could hear someone else in the apartment but believe it was another lady.

Looks

Definitely the lady in the pictures but actually looked better in person. Very clean and soft smooth skin, no visible marks (she didn't want to expose her belly so assume there may have been stretch marks there). Beautiful tits and ass, overall a very attractive lady. Suspect late 30's from conversation we had but could get away as younger.

The Meet

Met at the door in a sexy black negligee, and hugged straight away. Definitely the lady in the pictures but actually looked better in person. Very clean and soft smooth skin, no visible marks (she didn't want to expose her belly so assume there may have been stretch marks there). Apartment was clean and tidy, but was shared, I could hear someone else in the apartment but believe it was another lady. Handed over the paper work, 80 for 30 mins and proceeded to undress. She said that because of covid she would only do lip kissing, although disappointing it was not the end of the world given the current situation. Beautiful tits and ass, overall a very attractive lady. Suspect late 30's from conversation we had but could get away as younger. She gave a really sensual slow OWO, taking the fella below all the way in her mouth. Licking of the shaft head and nuts but more attention to my cock playing slow motion hide and seek down her throat. Definitely one of the best cock sucks I have received. Reverse oral was good, nice big pussy lips and larger than usual clit, was quite wet but moaned a little too much which was fake. I didn't really mind as I was enjoying tasting her. Nice fuck afterwards, again slowly, which is how I like it but made me blow my load faster than I had hoped for - it was the OWO that had really got me going so not too long of feeling her tight pussy was enough for the pipework to burst. Chatted for a while afterwards and used the bathroom. I didn't check the time and although I dont think it was much over the time she wasn't clock watching.

Final Thoughts

Good experience and recommended to others. She will only be in Swindon for a few days but did say she would return so hoping I will get to see her again.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£60 20m

West Hounslow • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Text to Post code then House Number on Arrival

Venue

The house was located in West Hounslow in a terraced street. Parking was easy but the landlord was fixing something when I arrived - no problem though. Shoes off and up the stairs to the box room. Strong smell of cannabis in the house but not on Dianna that I noticed. Managed to get Emmerdale turned off as it does nothing for my ardour. Greeted in some negligee at the door.

Looks

She looked good in matching underwear and purple slip. She had curves in the right places a fantastic arse and a lovely smile. Her age is about 35-40. The photos of her are accurate. She has the most amazing beef flanged lips below and corks on her lovely tits that asked to be sucked

The Meet

She took her kit off as I did and licked my nipples before taking my cock in her mouth between those big BJ lips. Her technique was pretty good. I sucked her nipples and took her curvy boobs in hand. after the BJ she stuck a johnny on my cock and bounced her ample arse on it reverse cowboy so I could see her my big white cock penetrating that lovely black pussy. I then stood up and she sat on the bed in front of me sucking me off into her open mouth taking a full weeks load swallowing it with aplomb.

Final Thoughts

I would go again and I loved the CIM

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