Sweet Jane 999
Age: 35-39
Gender: Female
Height: 5'4"
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Ethnicity: Asian
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
Bra Band Size: 32"
Bra Cup Size: DD
Breast Enhancement: Natural
Body Type: Slim
Age: 35-39
Gender: Female
Height: 5'4"
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Ethnicity: Asian
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
Bra Band Size: 32"
Bra Cup Size: DD
Breast Enhancement: Natural
Body Type: Slim
£80 30m
West Oxford • Incall • Free parking
Do not recommend
While communication was mainly by text, Jane insists on a phone call, obviously to cut down on timewasters, which is fair enough. I booked 30mins @ £80.
Jane was staying in an en suite room in a house in West Oxford, with free 2hr on-street parking very near. The room was okay but in the tiny bathroom - comprising a small shower and toilet - there was barely room to swing or a cat. Or put a cat tray, which I was annoyed to discover on the shower floor. Put it elsewhere out of the way FFS. At least the cat was not roaming around or mewing; it was either in the cat bag and quiet, or elsewhere.
Jane is British, of Chinese descent. She looks slightly younger than the stated 35. Much has been spoken of Jane's looks and she is, to put it bluntly, ugly. Someone said a moon face, more like a pig face. However, as also has been mentioned, she does have great natural DD breasts, and is slim.
Jane is friendly and attempts to make you feel welcome but I found conversation with her rather awkward. Both physically and on a personal level, it didn't work for me at all. FK, OWO, RO, sex - all with effort but merely adequate. Finishing in doggy meant I didn't have to look at her face. 🙄
Both physically and on a personal level, it didn't work for me at all. Finishing in doggy meant I didn't have to look at her face. 🙄
£160 1h
Oxford Hotel • Outcall
Recommend
Easy and responsive via text. Clear instructions for meet and expectations.
Oxford Hotel outcall.
British Chinese - Early 30’s, petite about 5'5”, big tits. Smiley, chatty and fun sense of humour. Great figure.
Vanilla - good GFE lots of FK and cuddles.
Positive, enthusiastic GFE experience if that’s what you are looking for, you will enjoy. Based in Bristol.
£130 1h
Barbican • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Second visit. Touring Plymouth. Saw a few weeks ago. Just over the 6 month rule.
Decent bedroom in a fiat on the Barbican.
Yeah, facially not for everyone but decent body, tidy and clean pussy, good enthusiasm during Owo and 69. Rather enjoyed this.
Be said many times. Gvfm. Puts her all into it. Just 1 hour this time but it was non stop. CG was the highlight. Stayed on top until I was about to pop. Switched back to 69 to get the job done.
Decent positive. Very enthusiastic and seemed to enjoy it too.
£130 1h
Barbican area, Plymouth • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Jane’s profile suggested that requesting a booking on the website was the best method of contact. This I did and she later texted back to confirm. All other comms were by text. Very clear and precise
Height, age pictures and size accurate, beautiful lingerie, slight accent.
Once in she delivered all requested services with enthusiasm, friendliness and skill.
A fantastic hour spent!
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
No issues.
British Chinese, mid-30s. About 5ft4. Her photos are accurate - she has a great body. No tattoos. Only downside is facially she is not really my type but can't have everything I suppose.
Talkative and very easy to get on with. OWO and sex in multiple positions. Finished on her body or inside her (covered obviously).
Enjoyed each meeting and would definitely return next year.
Nice review. Difficult to add any more to what's already been said about her on here, but she is an SP who has always given a very decent service IMO.
Yeah Jane's alright. She's on the Good list.
£200 1h 30m
Incall
Photos inaccurate
Thought I’d see Jane as she had a few decent reviews.
Body still good enough although admittedly photos are a bit out if date.
Decent service provider. Diligent in her job though. Chatty not in bad way just crazy stuff. 😁
A good one off but not planning a return visit.
Met on
Bedminster, Bristol • Incall
Do not recommend
Good - Answered my call straight away and confirmed a time for the following day
The meet never took place. She had confirmed the booking and we agreed that on the day I would confirm by text and she would give me the postcode. I did this and there was complete silence. Giving her the benefit of the doubt, thinking she might be in the middle of a punt, I waited but after 1.5 hours I decided to call her again to see if the punt was still on. Again complete silence. I note from her website feedback that she becomes angry with punters who cancel on her but seems happy to cancel on punters and not even communicate this to us. This is the second time she has done this. I gave her the benefit of doubt first time, but not now. Very late in the day she texted to say 'I am not working today' but her website says she is. I reckon her plan is to take as many bookings as possible to maximise her income but on the day just ignores them if she is not in the mood.
What a timewaster, but at least I enacted my plan B and had a good punt elsewhere.
I shared some texts with her not too long ago and she gave me the 3rd degree.
Bristolnick - Can you elaborate on what happened in your case.
Just asking loads of questions. I just wanted to get my dick wet. Asked if i was on here
Another one on the hotlist, now moved to the blacklist.
Can't be arsed chasing people who are basically unreliable.
Thanks fellas !
👍
You're welcome Joninbristol. She has a lot of good reviews here and I wonder if this has caused her
to become cocky or complacent over time.
There is an additional note to this punt about my plan B. It was a good punt and I would have liked to have posted a
review but have been forbidden to do so. However, they will not be reading this post so I will comment about it here.
Some punters may remember that almost 2 years ago I was banned from Diamonds massage parlour by the receptionist
in a very unpleasant way for posting a positive review about one of their WG's called Paris. I then promised myself I
would never go back there again.
However, in May a plan A of mine fell thru (not this one). Bath road massage was closed that day, so as plan C I decided
to go to Diamonds instead and see what happened ! The same receptionist was there and recognised me instantly (I do
have a distinctive look) and said 'You were banned from here for the review'. I replied that it was a positive review and
would increase her business but she replied 'we are already busy'. She went on to say that she does not read here but had
been shown my review by Paris herself. Eventually we agreed that I could return to Diamonds as long as I don't post any
more reviews about them. So there were 2 WG's available but both were munters so I didn't punt on that day.
Fast forward to this punt which didn't work out so I decided to go to Diamonds again. There was a different receptionist
this time - a mixed race lady who I reckon is the owner. There were better WG's this time and I punted with an attractive
German WG with short blonde hair called Ellie who I reckon used to work at BRM a few doors down.
£70 30m
Taunton • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
This was a bit of an impulse purchase - had time on my hands and feeling that I needed some pleasure. Called her mobile - very business like. Got a text back confirming hotel location and confirming the price with comment about no paper £20s - I only had polymer notes so all good. Another call at hotel and I was swiftly in her room - very please with what I saw - cock started to harden as I handed over the cash £70 for 30 mins.
Another call at hotel and I was swiftly in her room - very please with what I saw - cock started to harden as I handed over the cash £70 for 30 mins.
very please with what I saw - cock started to harden as I handed over the cash £70 for 30 mins. She has a fine body - started with OW - lots of eye contact that gets me going.
She has a fine body - started with OW - lots of eye contact that gets me going. Not sure if she does OWO but I only do OW so fine. I could feel my sperm getting ready to come out and play so I stopped the OW and gave her pussy a good licking. Nice, hairless and clean (slight smell of condoms - but what can you expect if you are licking out a busy SP?). I did not get a finger in - don't bother fingering petite asians - they generally don't like it and it can spoil the mood. Not sure if she allows fingering. Clean and tight anus looking back at me. At this point, I wanted to fuck her (only about 12 mins into the appt) and I asked for doggy - she did not disappoint. Lovely and tight with a bit of lube in there. She took a good hard, deep fucking and I ejaculated after 2 or 3 minutes - lovely sight of my cock fully inserted balls deep in her cunt when I came. Johnny filled to the brim (well not actually but heavily loaded with spent sperm). No bad smells that you sometimes get on pull-out after a deep and hard doggy fuck. Pleasant chat after and a quick clean-up and I was out of the door long before the 30 mins were up - but not rushed - I needed that fuck and she satisfied me 100%.
She normally works in Bristol but pops down to Taunton from time to time - much better than anything else on offer in Taunton.
"impulse purchase"
😂 😁 😂
Cheers for the review. I had a punt arranged with her in Bristol in October, but a few hours before the meet she cancelled. She has many good reviews here, but some punters say she is facially unattractive. How do you rate her, facially ?
I do get the comments about her being unattractive but I personally think they are a bit harsh. Sure, she does not have the face of a fashion model or Miss World contestant but I don't need that for sexual pleasure - she has a good body which is more important.
At the end of the day, when I have intercourse with an SP, it tends to be in doggy and what I get to see at that moment is not her face!
Someone once said to me "what is the point of having top end expensive, extra cost alloy wheels on your Mercedes AMG? - you can't see them when you are driving it" - same applies to SPs faces in my experience.
Think of her as the Mercedes AMG ..........with chrome hub caps............ nice drive and you don't notice the wheels 🙄
Good point and well put 😁
Sorry matey but I like to enjoy my vinegars looking at a girls face. Clearly facial looks are incredibly subjective which is perhaps where the comments come from. However your reply goes to great length to not answer the point in question - so is she a bit of a minger? 🙄
Hamchang. I’ve seen her 2-3 times a long time back - before I was here.
Was also known as Gorgeous April 999, Busty Mia and April 888.
She used to operate in a place near the 3 Lamps Junction in Bristol.
Back in 2015 I said on one thread:
“- her body is fantastic. Her face, how can I say, comparative to the 20 plus other Chinese girls I've had - not quite so. But I did see her more than once, so she's not that bad. I'm no oil painting myself, so pot and kettle spring to mind.”
£190 1h 30m
St. Johns, Worcester • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Excellent. She answered her phone promptly and was helpful. I was asking a little about lingerie/services/etc. and she was fine with it. There wasn't any attitude about the back and forth. That was partly because I was pretty clear about what I wanted and wasn't pissing around. But yeah, fantastic comms.
St. Johns, Worcester. An AirBnb, quite a nice one. She had a rule about not ringing the bell and not making noise. So I texted her when I was literally standing at the door - it was undercover, no rain or anything - and she buzzed me in. No sound or anything going up the stairs, and no speaking until I was inside. As mentioned, she answered the door in lingerie. So I walked through, she closed the door and then said hello. I was already getting an eye of her tits. (Fantastic body, as mentioned.) In all, the place was easy to get to, discreet enough. I was in the area on that day anyway so walked, but parking might be a bitch for some... although caveat, I get the impression she doesn't work in the same place every time. I've put all this to be thorough, but it may not be relevant to other meets.
She's Chinese ethnically, but born in Britain. Her profile describes herself as 'British born Oriental' so you probably know that - but I can confirm that yeah, it's true. She's got a British-ish accent - I think a little bit northern but I actually couldn't place it. She has a bit of a twang of something else that confused me. Not an unpleasant voice, but hard to pin down is all. Speaks fluent English so no problems there. It is her in the pictures, so you can get a good sense of her body. I was particularly keen on how her arse looks. And yeah - the body does not disappoint, at all. She answered the door in lingerie, as requested, and looked fantastic. Her face is... mixed. She's not ugly exactly, but she's also not the picture of beauty. I think someone else described her as 'moon faced' which kind of explains it. Still looks good enough, looks hot with a dick in her mouth, but her face isn't as model-hot as her body.
She was in the lingerie and heels I'd requested. She wasn't wearing stockings as I'd asked. Got through the door, said hello, quick peck, and she showed me to the Room. I put my bag down, handed over the cash, mentioned the stockings. She said sorry and said she would get some - seemed happy about it, no complaints, no attitude - and I asked if I could have a quick wash. She pointed to the bathroom, and went to put the paper away, and so on. I cleaned myself up and came back a couple of minutes later. She'd brought some water in for us both, and was in the room fiddling with her phone for some music. Stockings were on now. We made polite conversation for a minute or two while I settled my nerves. Started to feel her up while, tongue in her mouth. On to a blowjob fairly quickly - her on all fours on the bed with me standing next to the bed, then her on her knees. Technique was good, but little/no deep throat. And no swallow. When I was getting close, she jerked me off on her tits. I knew I wouldn't last long the first time - never do, sadly - but she was really good about it. Got that one out of the way in a couple of minutes. She left the room to clean the cum off her chest, and came back. A bit of lying back and talking. She cuddled up to me while I recovered. When I was almost ready, I got her to strip off. Left the stockings on though. I ate her out and she seemed into it - maybe was faking, not sure. From RO, slapped a condom on and got inside her. Missionary on the bed, then doggy, back to mish to finish. She looks really good in mish, and even better in doggy. I didn't have the courage to pull her hair, but I did grab her shoulders to pull her backwards. She didn't seem to mind. Took the pounding like a pro. More recovery time - same again, laying back, cuddling, talking - and then last time. I can't remember if I fingered her (sorry) but I was definitely at least stroking her clit as she talked. A little bit of RO - only for a minute or so to get her warmed up - and then third time. I wasn't going to cum for a while this time, so I cycled through everything. Cowgirl, doggy, mish, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl again, then on her knees and she jerked me off on her tits again. After that, I caught my breath and time was basically up. She wasn't really hurrying me out the door though. Washed myself off in the sink, dressed, and left. She stayed naked, but had the robe on. Kissed by the door, then off I fucked.
I thought it was a good punt. Like the title says, she was a friendly girl with a fantastic attitude. Her body is also great, and she looked fantastic in lingerie. The real letdown for me was no CIM/swallow, and no deepthroat. She also said no facials - no cum near her face, at all, she told me. If she offered CIM or facials, I'd give her an 8 or a 9/10 (one or two points off for her face; I know she can't help it, but there are prettier girls). Would I go back? She hasn't been in Worcester as much lately, so I haven't had as much of a chance. That said - yes I probably would. Sorry to harp on it, but the swallow thing is my only sticking point. I love seeing a girl swallow, so if my choice was Jane vs. Another Girl I've Seen (who does swallow) I'd go for the swallower. But if it's Jane vs. Some Rom, or Jane vs. Girl I haven't seen, Jane probably wins. She always seemed happy to jerk me off on her tits, so it wasn't so bad. Yeah. All in all, good punt and I'm probably being a bit of a dick about the swallow thing.
Nice review for your first effort 👍
Kudos to you for 3 pops!
I’ve always ummed and ahhed about seeing this one but your review has convinced me to give her a try next time she’s in the Wu
Thank you very much!
I do think she's worth a visit, next time she comes to town. She seems to come by less often, but still comes occasionally. At the moment, I'm saving up for a couple of other visits - but if she comes in November, I think I'd pay her a second visit.
Like I said, the only thing I can really say against her is that she doesn't swallow. It seems unfair to put a point against her for her face (as I said - not ugly, but there are prettier Asian girls around).
I'll be doing my second review later tonight, if I don't fall asleep. That's another Asian girl, also worth a visit if she's in town.
Good review, understand re 90mins gives more of a GFE feel rather than a 15mins p&d - i guess a shower would have been nicer than a sink wash but overall sounds like a worthwhile add to my HL when she is back in the area -
Thanks very much.
And yeah, I prefer a bit of a GFE. Due to family commitments and work, it can be hard to get away, so I like to make the most of the meets.
There was a shower there. I think I didn't phrase it clearly - I showered briefly before the meet, but after I only did a clean rinse off because of the time. In retrospect, I could have showered as she wasn't pushing to get me out on the dot.
Looks a reasonable chassis for a half hour punt
I'm not a stallion or anything, but I also wasn't tiptoeing around being gentle and she took it like a champ. And she offers half hours, so clearly she doesn't mind it (some girls do)
Met on
£70 30m
just south of the centre • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
telephone and text messages on the day. Very clear and thorough
short term bedsit just south of the centre
lovely little body with nice tits. Not huge but perfect shape and lovely little nubbin nipples. As for her face I think I can see what other reviews meant but I thought she was pretty enough.
Started off with some kissing while we undressed and then on to the bed for an oily massage/hand job. Not the best I’ve had but it got the little chap going well enough. She wiped the oil off my cock and got started with some OWO. Felt her up a bit during. She kept starting and stopping which was a bit distracting more than anything. Quickly decided to move on to sex! Was offered cowgirl but decided on mish instead. Nice feeling and tight pussy. Had her feet up on my shoulders and getting nice and deep. Kept going at it for a few minutes until I could feel it building up. Decided just to go for it and came in the bag. She helped me clean up and we relaxed on the bed for a few minutes. Didn’t feel rushed at all.
I enjoyed myself. Nice just to have a quick and uncomplicated punt.
She has a lovely little body and a very good attitude. Might need to pay her another visit.
Shouldn't this be in the escort section.
Always been tempted by this SP but never quite bit the bullet. Not sure why
She has let me down badly twice last year, hence my negative review of her. She has a lot of good reviews here otherwise, but several punters say she is facially unattractive. How would you rate her facially ?