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Stunning_blondie

Aberdeen city centre - AB10
14 reviews
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Age: 30-34

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Nationality: Brazilian

Orientation: Straight

Reviews

14 TOTAL REVIEWS
6.0/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

8/10

£80 30m

The Bainsford area of Falkirk • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Easy through text. Had a text back withing about 10min and had a meeting arranged for an hour later

Venue

Residential block of flats was quite enough though it was night and chucking it down

Looks

Friendly SP who is Def the woman in the photos who looked to be pushing if not already past 40. Much older than advertised. Though a stunning woman for her age. 8/10 looks for me. A beautiful smile with big wide eyes and really tight body for her age.

The Meet

Got the postcode and a local landmark by text. When parked and text to say was her was told to go to bus stop were I then waited there for about 10sec before she text me the flat number and was buzzed in. Normal behind the door stuff. Door closed, greeted with a kiss from SP wearing a black lack body and black nightly and shown into the bedroom where had a little chat and sorting out the paper work and took. Asked about any extras said no and that all services were covered. Onto the session proper, off with the nightly and started with some LFK and having a good feel of each other. Onto the bed and down with the body suit. Lovely set of tits and didn't mind a bit of light sucking. Was rock heard by now so on with the bag. Put on by the SP with her mouth which was a nice touch. Descent BJ for with get going a couple minutes then out came the lube (alot but still felt pretty tight to me) and onto a bit of Mish, CG then finished in doggy watching a spectacular Brazilian ass and her making all the right noises that didn't sound too fake. Cleaned out had a chat about where she was going next and out the door with a kiss. Was back in the car pretty much band on 30min later.

Final Thoughts

Pro’s Nice curvy body Friendly Good GFE Con’s Def older than advertised Would be back but in no desperate rush

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Reviewed on

6/10

£150 45m

Merchant City • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Would repeat

Communications

Initially the coms were good, then when I arrive at the location, radio silence. I kick about for 10 mins and when I am just about to drive off she texts me asking for 5 mins. 5 mins later, nothing. So I decide to give it 5 more and I will leave. Again am just about to drive off and she texts to say she is ready, so I head to the location (with the worst instructions ever) and I am left standing at the entrance. I decide I have had enough and head back to the car, then she texts again... So at this point I am sick of the ping pong cryptic texts and decided just to phone, if there is no reply then it is off to find plan B. I call her, it is all good and she lets me in.

Looks

There has always been something about her profile I have liked. As previous people have said, she is a bit older than her pics, but she is a good looking woman, and she is very friendly and easy to chat to.

The Meet

R1 was OW then a really good shag, she lets you in about her body with no issue and she has a fantastic set. Hadn't had sex an a while so I have a very intense orgasm. Nice chat in-between rounds then back to more OW (OW is usually a deal breaker of me, and this meet was a perfect example why). So after some OW we move on to sex in a few positions, however, after a few mins she tells me it is getting sore for her and can we go back to OW. Obviously, I do not want to hurt anyone, and I do not want anyone being uncomfortable, so we go back to OW. Now for round 2 that is never going to work for me to pop (OWO would have been a different story), so we move to HJ then, to be fair, I get a pretty damn good tit wank while standing which is doing the job. It is like 70/30 that pop 2 is coming... but then, the stupid dirty talk starts. It is the one thing that really puts me off, and sure enough, 70/30 turns into 1/99. So I call it a day and leave, it has only be 45 mins by the time I get back to the car. 🤦

Final Thoughts

However, I can't really put my finger on it, there is something about her, and I could see myself going back. 😂

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Reviewed on

8/10

£150 1h

New Town Edinburgh • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Comms done by text, nice and simple
Got to the spot, fired a text letting her know, she's back with full address,

Venue

Basemen flat, Not too bad.

Looks

The girl, as per her photo, older than advertised, I would say in her forties, still in good shape for her age

The Meet

Paperwork sorted, Paid £150 for one hour, No extras, doesn't do owo, or 69, No bother at all
Started off with sucking those jugs, nice and fresh, she allows some light kissing with her lips closed, didn't bother much about it, overall good vibes
Then with condom on, started with ease and progressed, hammered her up and down She can take a good O pounding, finished on those jugs,
had a clean up, some random chat about how she enjoying her life here, her English is okey, can hold a very basic conv
Had another round with her, in different positions, doggy was quite remarkable as she managed to take it all without any complaints.
was offered a shower and towel afterwards, which I accepted

Final Thoughts

Overall, good girl, nice attitude. willing to please,
only cons: limited servers, now deep kissing, no fingering, doesn't like 69 although she allows you to rim.
Would I return, properly Aye, as I fancied her mature classy look
A solid Positive
Thanks
Charlie

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Reviewed on

8/10

£150 1h

residential street near Kings Cross Hospital • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I booked the day before and confirmed on the day 30 mins before hand. Fairly quite response to SMS with time agreed.

Venue

Meet took place in a residential street 2nd floor flat near Kings Cross Hospital. Helena wanted me to stand across the road from the flat so she could get a look at me before hand. I've no problem with that, but it could make you a bit conspicuous if anyone else in the area looks out and wonders why you are standing around.

Looks

Helena is definitely the girl in the pics. When I first saw the pics I thought she was a bit older than the advertised 28. She is but I am sworn to secrecy as to her real age, but she is a beautiful girl with a gorgeous smile and she has a great set of natural tits. Definitely a girl that you'd be happy to take home to your mom! She is very much like her pictures. Her profile was written by someone else - her English is not great but she tries hard and is happy to converse.

The Meet

Profile says OWO and French Kissing, but after a few mins of chatting and gentle kissing, she asked for no tongues. Oral was straight on with condom so no OWO but her technique was fantastic so that was not an issue for me. She happily sucked away for a good 5 minutes before climbing on top. Cowgirl was excellent - she happily dangled her beautiful tits in my mouth, allowing me to gentle suck her nipples. Mish was good and Doggy was good as well as she hunched herself up on 2 pillows. She was happy to receive Oral and she tasted fine and fresh. She enjoyed a good orgasm. After 30 mins of sex, I asked her to finish me with her hand. She didn't quite manage that so I had to finish myself off and came over her tits. Chatting to her afterwards, she is staying here in Scotland until July before heading home to Brazil. She's off to Falkirk next but back to Dundee in May. We chatted for a good 20 minutes and she certainly didn't rush me out the door.

Final Thoughts

Other reviews have been mixed for her, but I genuinely feel that if she treated well, and respected, you'll get a good reaction from her. Would I see her again? Definitely Yes and fully intend to next time she is back in Dundee Is she the girl in the pics? Yes Value for Money? At £150, yes, but maybe clarify beforehand that you'll defo get FK and OWO if you want them Independent? Yes An easy Positive, and would score the overall experience as a 8 out of 10. Only negatives were having to be vetted by standing across the street, no tongues and no OWO.

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Reviewed on

2/10

£80 10m

close to the football stadiums • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Iv been messed around something awful over the years in Dundee and Edinburgh from working girls but this one is without doubt the worst Iv ever had. every time I text her I would be left waiting for ages for a response, even once I had got to the street at the agreed time. She finally responds and tells me to look for a yellow box and stand beside it- it was a yellow council box full of grit, as I look up I see her at the window and it looks like she is taking a picture of me or filming. When inside I ask what that was all about and she told me she does it to get a good look at the punter- she said if she thinks they are too ugly, or too fat, or black, she makes an excuse not to see them and tells them its a no go. This made me think she was a bit of an a$$hole but I proceed with the meet. She assures me everything will be ok

Venue

a flat close to the football stadiums, a block of flats

Looks

Not mentioned

The Meet

I walked into the bedroom at 3:15pm, by 3:22pm she giving it all the “cum for me baby”, I tell her to slow down, Iv booked 30mins. She gets quite angry and tells me 30mins doesn't mean 30mins of sex, thats fair enough I say but it certainly doesn't mean 5 mins of sex. Its quite uncomfortable after this for a few minutes then she tells me no more sex because she is too sore, I ask for oral, she says no, hand relief only. She does that, its not even good so I tell her to stop. Now she knows Im pissed off, she tells me I need to go because she has a regular coming for a long booking and that he has driven from Aberdeen, now Im really annoyed and tell her that paying £80 for the service she provided is unacceptable. She actually agrees and tells me I can come back next day for 30mins for only £30, Im dubious but agree. We arrange a time for Sunday. Sunday comes, she does not respond to 3 txts I send so I leave it. Monday comes I txt again, she tells me to come Tuesday 13pm- I inform her that I would be off work and therefore would have no transport, It would be a taxi there and back, hence why I dont want to wait ages on a response or get messed around, standing about on the street always feels dodgy. Tuesday comes, she has moved address, I get there at arranged time, she tells me to go to a block of flats and wait outside, straight away I know this means she is in the block opposite and wants to get a look at me, I found this strange as I assume she already knows who I am. She leaves me there for 10 mins then txts saying the booking is cancelled because she just got a bad news phone call from Brazil. When I push her on this and tell her that she told me on the saturday how she operates with this checking the punter out first nonsense she starts hitting me with utter bullshit that one of her parents has just died, she rants on the txt msg telling me how would I like it if my parent died, I know it pure lies and leave. When I get home I txt her off my old work phone and try yo arrange a booking, she replies and agrees to see me at 7pm.

Final Thoughts

All in it cost me £80 for 10 mins in her presence and a terrible hand job, then £24 on 2 taxis 2 days later. She couldve just said no the 2nd time, I would have been annoyed but its the WGs choice who they see at the end of the day, its the messing about and…quite frankly, weird as fuck lies that shes hit me with. Just be aware that she will take your picture, maybe be better to see her at night when Its dark if you plan a visit, although, I would avoid.

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Reviewed on

3/10

Met on

central London • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I wanted to see Helena for quite a while now, she mildly reminds me of a coworker. I got a bit of ghosting (red flag that was missed), but she was changing her location to Birmingham (or something like that), so i thought she would be on tour. Meeting scheduled without trouble for mid March 2022 through text.

Venue

Location: nice apartment central London (sorry - i dont remember the location). Single room, on the small side.

Looks

When she opened the door, i realised she was not the girl the picture 😢 (another red flag). I thought, ok, lets give it a try as she was good looking, typical Easter European girl with nice boobs and toned body. The request for a secretary outfit was ignored (red flag) but at least she was wearing stockings (the crappy kind where she had to adjust them every 5 seconds).

The Meet

Started the action with a poor attempt to dance, got undressed and started OW (wasn’t offered OWO). It was poor, no attention to balls, no eye contact. Continued on cow girls, no passion, no rhythm. She asked to change position, we tried doggy and then the smell hit me. AWFUL. I pushed myself to finish ASAP, we stayed in bed afterwards in total awkward silence and i left.

Final Thoughts

TLDR: B&S, not good, smelly stuff. Would i return ? Short answer: no. Long answer: once i find the gut to walk if it’s another B&S, i’ll probably go again as i *really* would like to see if the girl in the picture is real.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£180 1h

Clfton on the main street • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Reasonable enough to be fair and seemed genuine sp happy to proceed with booking

Venue

A rented apartment in Clfton on the main street.

Looks

NOT Helena as per her profile. Brazilian I think but not what i had expected.. TBF she wasn't too bad

The Meet

To be honest i should have walked away from the start but the allure of Helenas picture had me hooked. The meet was arranged the day before and then confirmed as standard on the day. However kept me waiting for 30 minutes and asked me to stand somewhere to check who i was.. I know i Know... Should have walked... But had my eye on the prize.. Eventually walked in and the woman wasn't Helena. Brazilian I think but not what i had expected.. TBF she wasn't too bad so i continued, hence the neutral rating. No clue about her name so can't add anything there. She really got into the meet which was nice.. No lube required.. Just thought i'd give a warning to others..

Final Thoughts

I did all I could to check Helena out.. her reviews seem totally legit... The £180 was above my normal limit but by the time I actually got to the meet my head wasn't thinking straight... obviously.

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Reviewed on

9/10

High Street, near student halls round corner from pharmacy • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Comms were spot on, text sent and arranged the night before and a follow up sent in the morning to confirm.

Venue

Lovely inside but on the High Street so loads of foot-traffic. Near student halls round corner from pharmacy. Buzzer entry, lifts and stairs available.

Looks

Beautiful girl next door and definitely the girl in the pictures. I'd say she's nicer in the real life, not as intense looking and if that makes sense haha. She's quite tall (nowhere near me at 6 foot but not short either) with a real woman's figure slim waist, nice big arse and huge soft tits  🎉 � .

The Meet

Amazing. Met her on the landing where she was in civvy clothes, nice form fitting jeans and a jacket. It wasn't in a lazy way she was beautifully made up and had that cheeky smile where you can tell she's game af. Paperwork out the way then I hopped in the shower. When I came out the shower, she was wearing the red lace body suit you can see in her gallery pics. She held my hand and walked me over to the bed where we stood and kissed (kissed). I removed her bodysuit and ayed with her amazing tits and arse for a while. Could barely contain myself so on with the bag and pumped away in missionary for 30 seconds  😂 😂 . The sight of her tits bouncing about while I was fucking her was too much. No talking, straight back to kissing and fondling the twins at which point I got hard straight away again. Moved on to okay OWO (only detractor of the meet, wasn't the best) so thought f*ck it back on with the bag. Cowgirl for a bit and then I sat up so we were in lotus, moved onto doggy where I popped in the bag.  Another shower after the meet and then on my merry way.

Final Thoughts

Pretty girl, definitely her in the photos, get her booked for the diddies alone.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£80 30m

Falkirk area, not all that far from the cinema • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

easy to arrange with a couple of texts for a very late night meet.

Venue

Happened in that same set flats the girls seem to use in the Falkirk area, not all that far from the cinema. All perfectly serviceable.

Looks

Pics give a good indication of what your getting, an attractive milf type, great tits and ass, with beautiful soft gold skin. A little bit of flubber around the midrift, fully dressed at the door, but quickly striped to naked after the money was handed over. She looks mid 30s, beautiful white smile, reasonably friendly, not much spoken English, but can hold sum broken conversation.

The Meet

Found her very attractive so perhaps prepared to forgive a not overly enthusiastic performance. Sum light kissing, but no tongues whatsoever, sucked on the nipples of her great tits, did sum face sitting, tasted her beautiful clean pussy, she used a bit too much lube, but let me fuck her as hard as I wanted in mish and doggy, with her looking at herself in the large wardrobe mirror. Finished with a quick oily massage and a shower. She came in to watch me showering? 🤷 For a Falkirk punt this was stupendous, but in terms of the big cites where she has more competition, perhaps not quite so good.

Final Thoughts

B 👋

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Reviewed on

3/10

£80 30m

Dalry • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Standard comms.

Venue

Shit wee flat in Dalry. The guy pimping these shitty flats out must be making a mint. Was told I couldn't shower, which doesn't bode well. Bed stank of masculine B.O.

Looks

Got into the flat and it's the girl in the pictures. Clerly 40 ish. Poor English but nothing I can't work around. On the plus side, she has great tits and a nice personality (like that matters 😁 ).

The Meet

Stroked my cock until it wasn't absolutely flaccid and straight on with the rubber. Rather than actually suck the fucking thing, she nibbles it up and down the sides. Found myself staring at the shite portrait of a new York bridge instead of enjoying head. Onto sex. She sarted on top and has no technique, was also like throwing a sausage doon a close. Eventually got some friction through the gallon of lube and finished in doggy. Followed up with her moving her hand up and down my back as an attempt to give me a massage. Bed stank of masculine B.O.

Final Thoughts

Should've heeded the previous reports on here. Fancied "fresh meat". However, after that performance, I honestly wouldn't fuck her for free.

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