lisa32ff – British Female Escort in Colnbrook

longshanks101

Reviewed on 08 Apr 2025

9/10

£80 30m

Southsea • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Got in contact with Lisa via text and was given postcode for the meet. Wanted 30 mins for £80. Got to the road in Southsea at agreed time and was given full address.

Venue

Once at the property door opened and met Lisa... escorted to the bedroom.

Looks

Lisa who was wearing a bra that barely contained her huge tits and a matching thong.

The Meet

Once at the property door opened and met Lisa who was wearing a bra that barely contained her huge tits and a matching thong. Quick kiss on the cheek and escorted to the bedroom. Cash given and she goes to stash. Once she’s back she instantly drops to her knees and gets my cock out and begins to suck. Wasn’t expecting things to escalate that quickly but I wasn’t going to complain. Over the next 30mins my cock was not out of her mouth other than for her to talk dirty to me. Lovely touch! Plenty of deepthroat and spitting on my cock throughout the session before telling me that she “wants to drink all my spunk like a good slut” more deepthroat until i unload a big shot into her mouth. She keeps sucking for a minute before showing me her mouth full of cum before she swallows the lot with ease. A kiss on the cheek goodbye and I’m out in almost exactly 30mins.

Final Thoughts

Amazing meet with a very dirty woman she knows exactly how to use her mouth and I will be booking again when she’s back in town!

TallnHung • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She is a highly qualified cocksucker thats for sure.
Always worth a squirt when in need of a blow n go 😉

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Mackapaka

Reviewed on 03 Mar 2025

10/10

Met on 01 Jan 2023

£150 1h

Colnbrook Main rd • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Excellent (email and SMS) and prompt seems to like SMS not whatsapp

Venue

Lovely clean apartment that smelt and looked good. Shower offered but only used at the end with clean fresh towels.

Looks

While Lisa is no spring chicken by any means and definitley in the GILF range

The Meet

I've been trying to meet up with some legends before they or I retire. This happened in January. Meeting arranged by email and text a few days in advance. Book early as I have tried 'on the day' before and had no luck. There have been many words written about Lisa and a few videos posted as well. What she offers has been documented by far more elequent than I. I recorded mine for posterity. She was absolutley fantastic. Nice to chat too put you at ease and then delivered top class rimming and oral. The mirror is a nice touch to watch yourself get tongue fucked. Offered face fucking and to 'go for it ' with just the right amount of filth from her. I can't imaging how many cocks that Lisa has swallowed but she still gives 100%. I delivered 2 shots over 45mins which were swallowed and dribbled respectively. Getting 2 shots out of me (55yrs+) deseves a positive in itself. the service is 2nd to none and I can't wait to have my cock in the back of her throat. I'm normal size so didn't DT her as such

Final Thoughts

Total positive from start to finish

stayer • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for your review, I've seen her several times but not since 2022, good to know she's still going strong. She told me in 2015 that she was 50 so, if true, she'd be about 60 now.

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Trex • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I remember back in 2015 she was going to retired but then her mother passed away and carried on doing this, maybe she lonely, she very sociable person, great company she always makes me comfortable.

She was a Super Milf back then and one of the best looking boobies that I have ever seen 🤪 🤪

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Jon Smith • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Yes she claimed to be 45 fifteen years ago, but I'm 40 now, and she looks at least 20 years older than me, so 45 seems quite a stretch. Glad you enjoyed it, OP. I tried meeting her several times back then without success and eventually gave up. She’s definitely in the OAP category now, well into her 60s, so not much time left. Also offers filming, so for me, it’s very VGM.

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Nz • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

45 as these photos show... 🤷
She may have fallen asleep in a sunbed for a few years or in denial about her age. I'd prefer if she was just honest.
Have to post a review about a provider in east London claiming to be 40 but clearly in her 60's too.

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jockmctavish69

Reviewed on 25 Nov 2024

9/10

£50 15m

Colnbrook • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Have tried to make it a bit of a mission to see Lisa when she is nearby and have seen her 3 times in past few months. Comms are always straightforward and she works out of the same house when she is in Colnbrook.

Venue

she works out of the same house when she is in Colnbrook.

Looks

She has looked great last few times I have seen her and if you have visited her you will now that her oral and rimming skills are fantastic.

The Meet

Very relaxed , chatty and then the filth takes over - an outstanding SP. Great BJ, filthy chat and a filmed session to boot - what's not to like

Final Thoughts

Will I see again - definitely.

Often Visitor • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I see her every month at the same house she always delivers and she is no spring chicken but VFM 😎

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Lema

Reviewed on 10 Mar 2024

9/10

£150 45m

Colnbrook • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Just an update on Lisa32ff as she's well reviewed . The Last time i saw her was about 7 years ago. Coms was pretty instant, i got a reply within 15 minutes and arranged a meeting in Colnbrook the following morning, the traffic's a fucking nightmare at 8 in the morning but left in plenty of time and arrived about 10 minutes early.

Venue

Parking was no problem, next door to the apartments where Lisa was.

Looks

I must say that Lisa looks pretty amazing for her age. It doesn't matter to me how old she is i love milfs and older women . I did ask Lisa her age when she asked mine , but i know she was telling porkies when she said she was 48. Lol.. maybe add another 10 years on top.

The Meet

She answered the door in her sexy secretary outfit, which i requested . She asked if i wanted roll play , which I didn't . I told her i just wanted her legendary oral and rimming service, with lots of kissing, which she is so good at, with lots of saliva. On with the action, she took her bra off and her massive tits fall out. She encouraged me to suck her nipples and pull them hard, which she said she loves. So with me sucking and biting away on those big tits and nipples she pulled my cock out and and goes down on her knees and licked my balls and spitting on my cock and deep throating me, after a few minutes she told me to kneel on the bed so she could put her tongue in my ass, thats another thing she likes to do and it feels great to, After lots of rimming and oral both ways i came in her mouth, she asked if i wanted to share it , she started kissing me with a mouthful of my cum which i must say was a massive turn on. We finished about 15 minutes early, so we chatted for a while, lying on the bed still naked , her playing with my limp cock and me rubbing her tits and nipples.

Final Thoughts

Most definitely would i see Lisa again.. probably the best pro in the business 👌

dynatron • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

she is in her 60s im sure but yes greattits and figure

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JonasG • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I saw her once in the Summer of 2017 i think and she looked old and haggard then lol.

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gurds • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

was thinking you were gonna say, "I saw her in the summer of '69" 😂

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Lema • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

🙈🙈🙈

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Stevelondon • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Probably the best pro in the business……..Mmmmm 😂

Somebodies in love 👍🏻

Only kidding. I’ve known her for donkeys years and remember having some great punts with her……… but we were both a lot younger 😂

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Often Visitor • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I see her every month when she is in Colnbrook no point in reviewing as every time she is amazing great to talk to and once she knows you she will let you fuck her protected of course she does have a nice pussy

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Stealthmode

Reviewed on 28 Jan 2024

7/10

£50 15m

Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

All done via texts. I don't think she uses a maid anymore as when I arrived she referred to my messages, so looks likes she is managing them on her own now, or at least was on that day. All arranged promptly for later that evening.

Venue

Terrace house but looked like it had been done up fairly recently inside. Bright and clean, fit for purpose. She mentioned she has worked there many times before, so probably has an arrangement with the landlord.

Looks

Has been on my filming bucket list for years and surely she can't be in the game for much longer. She is almost certainly in her 60s. Saggy fake tits and a flat bum, rocking stripper heels with clear soles. Leathery skin and a croydon face lift, not my type but slutty looking, which plays well on camera.

The Meet

Lisa is very chatty and is on autopilot from the minute one. She must have been related to Steven Spielberg in a past life as she was very helpful with what angle will work best on camera and was always happy to change position on demand. She only offered BJs now, and I had no desire to fuck anyway. So started off with her on her knees in front of me while I sat on the edge of the bed. Plenty of spit and dirty talk, all over the top, but like I said, Gold for the camera. She can go fairly deep. Seeing as she is an old bird I didn't want to go full throttle, but she handled what I gave her well. After 20 odd mins of deep sucking and dirty talk, I was ready to blow. She then directed me to what would look best on camera and braced herself. Splattered her face and she rubbed it in with my cock and her fingers while talking into the camera. Cleaned up then left.

Final Thoughts

Looks like her pics and does exactly what it says on the tin. Filming is free which to be honest was the deciding factor as to why I decided to see her. Decent DT and takes a facial well. Far from camera shy and does what is asked of her.

+ Free filming
+ Ticked off the filming bucket list
+ Takes directions well

Will I return?: No, unless it was a plan C or D. I've ticked her off and have no real desire to rush a return.

Saltnpepper • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Cheers for the review Stealth, do you know if she still has a NBA ? I can't see it on her page, I wouldn't mind painting her face.

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Stealthmode • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Lisa did have a NBA disclaimer, but it’s no longer on her profile but I still gave her a heads up and she was fine with it. Paint away 🤣

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Saltnpepper • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

🤣 cheers my bro, when she is back in London Yardie Van Gogh is getting busy

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Saltnpepper • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Oh shit disregard my last question I remember you met up with that wg in King's Cross for a bng and she had a NBA Lisa must be game now then 😀

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jockmctavish69 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Excuse my ignorance, stupidity- what does NBA mean?

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Throatthisplease • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

'No blacks allowed'

So no, not a basketball reference 😁

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South1992

Reviewed on 08 Feb 2023

8/10

15m

near Bracknell college • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

It's been a while since I've done a review, thought I'd try Lisa as she was in the area and has good feedback. Arranging the meet was pretty simple, the apartment was near Bracknell college and somewhere I've been before as there used to be an Asian house years ago that I visited.

Venue

the apartment was near Bracknell college and somewhere I've been before as there used to be an Asian house years ago that I visited.

Looks

She looks like her pictures don't really need to go into detail - she isn't her stated age on the platform, not really bothered as I was aware due to the reviews.

The Meet

As she doesn't offer sex just decided to go for a 15 min booking, made it clear want I wanted and she definitely delivered. OWO, deepthroat and facefucking was provided with enthusiasm, plenty of ballsucking and cock worshipping which was nice not really had this sort of experience in a long time, you can tell she enjoys providing it. She took my load and swallowed - all while this was being filmed which she allowed.

Final Thoughts

I visited her on Monday and she was due to stay in Bracknell until Friday but seems she has moved on already to Croydon, she did mention when I saw her that is was quiet so not surprised she has moved on. Bracknell isn't really a punting location.

webpunter • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Really ?
Plenty of SPs there
& generally [relatively] pukka SPs & decent punting accomo
Like by Waitrose & the cop shop
& there's a new hooker hotel becoming ever more popular
I did three reviews last year with SPs based there

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contentguy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I’m disliking the new flats by Waitrose, it feels like prossie central.
Not been to the flats by the cop shop, but similar vibe ‘one reason for waiting to be let in’.

I’m liking the new hooker hotel, must catch up on a couple of reviews on shenanigans there in the last few months.

Edit, just to add, the new block round the corner from HomeBase looks good too. Not tried it yet.
I've avoided the block above the station as there's a concierge service, who needs "help" getting to a prossie flat.

But you're right, Bracknell is getting better - and there's Johanna 🙄

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webpunter • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Dont be such a big girls blouse
Pro$$ie central needs to be encouraged
After blowing some folding in the new pyramid apartments blow some more on some nice eats with a quick expensive shop after
Waiting to be let in, the Waitrose venue has plenty of cummings & goings, slip in when the door is opened by someone else
Free parking up to 2hrs i think

The gaff by the cop shop is more like an apartment hotel & plush inside
A nice set up some rooms with floor to ceiling mirrors in the bedrooms & walk in showers
The parking in the pub car park nearby has cameras & is payable 24 hrs a day, tho they do take cash
Also parking up the road opposite side in a small multi-storey tho IIRC this is card only

The new hooker hotel is the dogs & you can get a Starbucks to pass the time pre punt
Park 3 mins walk away in Sainsburys is my suggestion
Avoiding hotel parking & the faff paying for it
There is a gym so on my next visit - yet to be arranged - i'm gonna arrive an hour or two early
Blast it on a workout so aching muscles have a swim shower then a soothing massage & some fun
For those with OHs a swim post punt is guaranteed to remove all hooker fragrances [perfume, johnsons & fanny batter]

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casio38 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Agreed Bracknell is my #1 punting location at the moment.

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contentguy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I shop there regularly and always seem to bump into a mate / neighbour / colleague. Avoiding the flats opposite for that reason.
Not sure what the parking limit is now, but it was 90 minutes when I got an overstay penalty when having coffee and catching up with emails a while ago. They waived it.

Might give that a try then.

Posted a review yesterday of a punt at this place. FYI - parking is free for 4 hours and don't need to give registration.
I think Sainsbury's is 2 hours free.

There's also a new block near HomeBase, not visited yet, but looks a top location with easy parking.

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webpunter • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Good intel
Means i can go for the workout then punt routine when a suitable fittie rocks up there

That looks modern & for punting accomo very nice
An SP referenced this on my general location enquiry & had a look on goggle
IME SPs who locate themselves in decent accomo work out to be better than average sessions
The opposite deffo applies

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dubhcarr • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

"There's also a new block near HomeBase, not visited yet, but looks a top location with easy parking."

Good, park in homebase 5 min walk easy entry. I met Annie there 👋

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Sugarspike

Reviewed on 06 Jan 2023

8/10

£80 30m

Brent Cross • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I've seen Lisa years ago and it seems she aged significantly since. She didn't remember me.

Venue

Nice Hotel room, I had no issue getting in straight to the elevators and no looks from the receptionists.

Looks

Still wearing the highest heels that used to be fashionable at the strip joints end of the 90's but it starting to look well... Ridiculous.

The Meet

Good suction, takes instructions well. Stayed deep when I asked her to, Suck and lick the balls exactly as I wanted. All whilst maintaining eye contact and taking dirty. Came in her mouth, not a throat pie but somewhere in the middle and she sucked it all, I asked her to keep going and she spat the previous load and went back deep carried on sucking until I was done.

Final Thoughts

What can I say, probably the best value blow/filming for money you can get in these days. Peace.

Thunderbolt69 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Hi Sugarspike. I haven’t seen Lisa for a number of years. I thought she stopped working at Brent Cross. Was your meeting there?

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Sugarspike • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Yes she was at Brent Cross.

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Thunderbolt69 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for confirming. I’ll look out for her again

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TallnHung

Reviewed on 08 Nov 2022

9/10

Met on 01 Oct 2022

£50 20m

Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Was passing, knew Lisa was a round and phoned on off chance. She had a slot so I took it and was there 30 minutes later.

Looks

QWell reviewed here, she's exactly as her pics. Nothing to add really to that.

The Meet

Walked in and took shower. Into room, straight into DFK and dirty talk as she stroked my cock. On her knees and straight into balls deep deepthroat that she excels at. That view has to be seen to be believed and its why I keep returning time after time. All the time I was filming on the phone and taking stills too. Se even posed for me. Brilliant. Onto the bed, oils her tits for me as I film it and beckons me over. I straddle and titfuck her whilst trying to keep the phone in right direction as the other hand teases her hard nipples. Phone down and I grab headboard and hard fuck her tits whilst she squeezes them round my cock and intemittently takes me in her mouth and I try to shove it down to my balls. I'm about to cum, its been a while and I think its going to be quite the load so grab my phone, lean back, film more and shoot a load all over her tits, neck, face and the headboard, she didnt even flinch or close her eyes. Fuck me that was a shot from nowhere. She poses more, covered in cum for pictures and I rub whats on her tits into her nipples with my cock. Fucking epic. She licks and sucks me clean. We check the pics and vids and I've captured the lot, fucking result, no need for wank bank on this one fellas. We cleanup, have a chat about whats been going on since last meet, another DFK and I'm on my way. Total time 20 minutes.

Final Thoughts

So if you fancy a woman who knows what she's good at, letss you film and takes cumshots like a champ go see her. I doubt you will be dissapointed.

jazzyx • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Nice review 🍻

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jockmctavish69 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Great review - makes me want to book again

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themaserman • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Will deffo have to see her again next month in Colnbrook..Cheers TnH 👍

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jazzyx

Reviewed on 08 Nov 2022

9/10

Met on 03 Oct 2022

30m

Colnbrook • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Have not been able to see Lisa in quite some time as she gets booked up pretty quickly. So when i saw she was back in Colnbrook week commencing 3rd October I decided to book a early morning half an hour appointment.

Looks

quite impressed how hot she looked in her gym gear- the leggings fitted her very well.

The Meet

I was the first to see her on that day and requested that she just wore her normal every day clothes... Having met Lisa many times before i knew what to expect and was quite impressed how hot she looked in her gym gear- the leggings fitted her very well. Paperwork out the way we had a bit of a catch up before we got down to business.. loved groping her ass while DFK'ing and undressing, had a play with her fabulous boobs they are still in fantastic shape, onto 69ing Lisa was fresh as always tasted fab and thought it would be rude not to rim her. Back to some more DFK before I did a little bit filming and finished with her swallowing a few days worth of spunk... she took every last drop like a trooper.

Final Thoughts

Excellent value for money and an excellent satisfaction guaranteed service.

TallnHung • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Shes a guaranteed top blowjob, deepthroat and cum swallower.
The filming is a great added extra and I have quite a few POV titfucks, deepthroats and facials of my cock and her in action.
Well worth a return now and then for me.

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jazzyx • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

100% Agreed 🍻

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jockmctavish69

Reviewed on 07 Nov 2022

9/10

£150 1h

Colnbrook • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Had visited Lisa once before and promised myself another visit. Having seen her before I knew what was in prospect and was very much looking forward to the visit. Good comms several days before. Called on a Friday and booked ahead for the following Tuesday. Received text as instructed on morning of punt - confirmed appointment via text.

Venue

Venue - same place as previous in Colnbrook

The Meet

Good session of cock worship, sloppy BJ, DT, titfuck and a bit of filming for personal use.

Final Thoughts

Will definitely visit again.

SZR1989 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She is well pass her sell by date for me personally but her bj skills are clearly legendary and it's tempting me. I know I'll probably hate myself afterwards for it but in the moment I think i'd enjoy it; been a while since I've had top tier BJ. May just have to do it 😂

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JonasG • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Honestly, I thought she was grim when I saw her 5 years ago lol.

15 minute BJ/CIM may work.

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SZR1989 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Given that you and I seem to be in the same area and tend to meet the same escorts with mostly similar opinions (judging by your reviews); if you found her grim I'm guessing I would too. But part of me still wants to give it go haha 😂

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Ronin1980 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I saw her in September
I found her very good company
Body & tits in good shape & Attractive - taking her age into consideration
Blowjob wise - she’s a fucking pro
Throw in the fact she takes a facial with her eyes open
Let’s you film it FOC
Never flinched
& swallowed every last drop for £80
= GVFM & an enjoyable time
IMHO
I came away from meeting her
Thinking about seeing her again
With an aching ballsack & smile on my face
After I left Anna Conda I felt sick 🤮
Just shows how we are all different & the punting game is subjective
🍻

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TallnHung • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She is getting on but if you can look past that to her absolute cock worship I reckon she's a great quickie 😊
Still works for me and service way exceeds what you'd expect I reckon if youre a blowjob connossieur.

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advent2016 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

How many cums?

I usually just visit for 15min PND and I do BBBJ/CIM/snowball/swallow

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aanimator • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Agree with everything said, great pse bj with filming at a very good price. For me, only problem was she couldn't Deepthroat really, it would just hit the back of her mouth, i.e. she can't go past 4 - 5 inches

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