Thai Sexy Emma
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: Thai
Orientation: Straight
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: Thai
Orientation: Straight
£150 1h
Preston • Incall
Do not recommend
fast response
The house and her breath smelt of curry
100% in her 40s upwards
I would avoid at all costs. The house and her breath smelt of curry gladly she wasn’t a kisser, but she did give a grandma kiss when I came in. She started answering texts before starting, which was with a terrible massage where she kept trying to crack my neck. Then a very weird rimming experience, she used a towel every 2 minute to remove the spit off my legs and ass which was rough like sand paper, with some bizarre ball scratching too not sure if that’s something people enjoy but not my cup of tea. Then switched to oral and her teeth did more work than her tongue. Only positive was she would drop deep down and stop for a second which actually felt nice (maybe just in comparison) I had to ask for doggy after a minute because it was a painful blowjob. Doggy was okay, but she switched to missionary after a a few minute and then started pushing down or stopping me going fully in, so I said to change to that position like spooning but in a T shape whatever it’s called I don’t know. She isn’t very tight so took me to near the end of the hour before I said to stop so I could finish myself off (paid for the cim and wasn’t leaving it ) She tried to give another blowjob which was setting me back so she decided to suck my nipple until I finished, but then all she did was put her lips on it when I finished.
Definitely would not go back, only positives was the fast response and when she stopped oral.
£70 30m
Sutton-in-Ashfield • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Very quick replies, could of been a minder who knows, easy enough though been here a few times. Black Gate... Hit and miss with girls and I probably should of gave this a miss.
Defo well photoshopped, I didn't really fancy her on pictures, but limited options.. I'd say late 40s, horrible stomach, not so nice face, not much effort made.
To be honest she was chatty, smiley and put some effort in although kissing was light, but i didn'treally want to kiss her. Blowjob was OK, but I didn't really like her and thought about just opting for a blowjob and getting out. However I powered through, like I said she did try, but I wasn't interested. I got her to finish me by hand and quickly left with that horrible feeling.
I'd give this one a miss for sure.. nothing attractive here.. and at the price charged with extras just not worth it. I was going to go neutral, but with the pics being so misleading I'm going with a red. Waiting for some decent Asians to arrive. Thai nana was my favourite here.
I gave her a negative too and pretty much described the meet/ girl the same matey
Sorry for the neg dude. My only question is that if you say you didn't fancy her on the pics, why did you go through with the meet?
It was one of those moments where you don't use the head.. I was hoping she may be better in person it happens on rare occasions. 😁
Lesson learned I normally check on here and others before booking.. it was a last minute thing..
One to write off to experience, I'm afraid, Mark. It's time she hung up her boots.
I rated her a generous 'neutral' because of the way she took it up the arse like a trouper, but if that's not your thing, she has little else to offer.
Better luck next time.
£70 30m
small terrace house close to centre of Peterborough • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Aware of the negative reviews Emma sometimes gets, I decided to visit her again. Booked the £70 for 30 mins which included owo. Her English is poor and I think a maid does the texting to co firm.
small terrace house close to centre of Peterborough.
Emma is short but nice body with good boobs and a little extra here and there. Emma not young maybe mid forties.
She opened the door immediately I knocked. Sorted paperwork and she asked me to undress and as soon as I had she gave my tool and quick wipe down with a couple of wet ones. Then straight into a BJ whilst I stood in front of her and she in her knees. She doesn’t like her boobs played with at start nor holding her head, but hey the bj was nice and quite deep. Jumped to bed where a nice 69 took place. She tasted clean and after 5 minutes she wanted to slip in the cover and fuck. Happy to oblige with missionary, doggy and reverse cowgirl. Now she started to enjoy so back to missionary and some tongue kissing, not deep but wet. Came in bag and she helped me clean up before dressing and showing me the door
As she gets good and bad reviews perhaps it’s down to time of day or night, tired or full of energy. Emma offers anal but a bit pricey for me. All in all a decent punt again
£120 1h
Lee Circle, Leicester • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Comms was done via text and although English wasn’t great when I met her it was understandable and straight forward.
As previously mentioned the apartment is a local regular for Thais on Lee Circle. It is clean and discreet with Intercom access and lift taking you to the desired floor.
Firstly I have to say it is definitely the girl in the photos although the pictures are either hugely enhanced or she is older now. I wouldn’t say she was ugly, however her face is a little “pitted” which cannot be seen on her profile and she has got a little bit of extra timber around the hips, tummy area, but by no means fat. Still has a cracking little arse which was a great sight to see in 69. I couldn’t work out whether her tits were enhanced or not as they were quite big but ever so slightly saggy and soft to touch. They were by no means unpleasant and I very much enjoyed playing with them.
The first thing I would like to say is she is very enthusiastic. I was greeted with a nice kiss on the lips and hug from Emma who was wearing a nice little red see through negligée. Paperwork sorted, and Shower was on offer which I always take because I think you are more likely to get the full works if the SP knows you are clean from the start. Finished shower and onto the bed in the small room, there are 2 very different working areas in this apartment. As I am getting on in years I can only manage 1 pop per session so I tend to go for the massage first to bring me to the boil before the Grande Finale near the end of the hour. This works for me. So face down on the bed, to start the massage. I like plenty of oil and I am definitely on the vanilla side when it comes to the pressure. I much prefer a sensual light stroking rather than feeling like Tyson Fury is kneeling on your back trying to stick his fingers straight through your body. Her massage was nothing spectacular but was pleasant with plenty of bum touching and reach unders which did excite the little fella. The body to body was also very erotic. I love to feel tits and minge sliding on my back and arse. So after around 30 minutes turned over and the fun really started. Emma started with the OWO which I hadn’t realised was part of the price. This was very expertly done with lots of mouth action, deep throat which produced lots of slop, ball licking and even rimming. She had already strategically positioned a clean towel on the bed which she used to mop up any extra slobber before it reached the bed sheets. One of the best OWO I have had. Turned her around to start 69, which she seemed very keen to do, very clean and sweet, Again even while I was busy on her button and she got lovely and wet, she did not let up on the intensity of the BJ. I tested the water and went for my biggest turn on during a session the finger up her arse which she took no questions asked. On with bag and then straight into cowgirl, but the one where they squat rather than ride which I always find more stimulating. Seeing her tits bounce up and down and squeezing them was nearly too much. Turned her over for some doggy with the thumb firmly up her arse. She can certainly take a hammering and It didn’t take long to fill bag with great delight and satisfaction. Then a clean up and lay on the bed cuddling for 5 minutes at the end which I always find is a nice touch.
Overall I thought the experience was definitely VFM and although she is not the best looking girl and the body is slightly past it’s best before date Emma is definitely in my top 10 best SPs for the service she provides. I have seen her on 3 separate occasions at the same place and had a similar experience every time. I think she is advertised as Leamington Spa currently but with the barren Thai situation currently in Leicester I would definitely revisit Emma or Candy whatever she wants to be called.
Thank you so much for the review, Dick. I wanted to read every detail, but my eyesight isn't what it was, and without regular paragraphs it's difficult.
Could a mod put some breaks into the text, perhaps? This promises to be an interesting review, but I can't read it.
Thank you for the comments CH and sorry to hear about your eyesight. I too have similar issues but I use the Page Reader on ipad which makes things clearer.
I am not the best with English Grammar and punctuation and I thought I had put the review in paragraphs. I will add the line spacing in future reviews if this makes it easier for you.
I must confess, Dick, I found it much easier to read when sober, so perhaps there's a moral in there somewhere....
It's good that she clearly tickles your fancy. I agree with your appraisal that she's past her best, though; I was disappointed with her physically - as you say, she's getting a bit saggy and wrinkly - but I do remember she took it up the arse like a trouper, bless her.
Thanks again for an interesting and entertaining review.
Central Peterborough, main road near a mini block of flats • Incall • Free parking
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Called up, no response, then I sent a message enquiring about availability and extras. Got a reply back from her confirming availability, services on offer and extras. I.e. Anal £40. Cannot remember exactly but I think there was no extra for OWO. Best to double check but the list of services and extras are clear.
Central Peterborough, parking on the street is possible but the neighbourhood is not the greatest. Postcode also takes you the wrong way and the house is on the main road near a mini block of flats. She hid behind the door but the room was clean and tidy.
She looks like her photos, looks late 40s to early 50s but looks good. Got a decent boob job as well and is very playful and friendly. Which was quite nice and she reminded me of another Thai SP I had seen years ago. who was great fun. Rates are on her profile. Saw her early this year.
After she confirmed available services, I freshened up and we got cracking. Kissing was minimal which was not an issue for me, as I was eager to get down to biznaz. OWO was good but a little toothy at times and she apologised, saying size was a bit of a challenge. She was happy to receive RO and made sure I played with the tits. Sex in multiple positions and she gives as good as she gets. She also is an expert at controlling her vaginal muscles, so if you do not have control of your Willy, you will pop very early. Especially in cowgirl or mish. Finished in doggy and she helped clean me up, tidied up, had a wee chat and left. Did not try for a second pop.
Pros
She is a good SP, knows what she is doing and made me feel welcome, at ease and handled my instrument with relative ease.
Cons
Bit of a toothy BJ at times and she is older than advertised age, but she looked good for her age.
£70 30m
Sutton in Ashfield • Incall
Do not recommend
instant reply and was in there 5 minutes later
the typical massage joint in Sutton in Ashfield through the black gate
Quite sexy, big tits and ass
The sex was really passionate because she was cuddling me so it would be gentle
Overall feel a bit conned for £70 for half hour but left with empty balls fairly relaxed, so a neutral from me.
Are the pics accurate or as usual a couple of stones heavier. She already looks a bit of a unit in the pics so I’ve been steering clear of her
She is probably a bit bigger than her pictures.
Honestly I was borderline neutral/negative, she came across very nice and well mannered which maybe pushed me further to neutral than neg.
Her poor reviews on here have stopped me visiting despite my love for thais and the good location.
I gave her a neg last time so i wont be up for a rematch
This also reads as a neg IMO.
£70 30m
Lee circle in leic town centre • Incall • Parking available
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Firstly she should be down under the trades description act for her photoshopped pictures but I can get past that as unlike a nice Thai delight anyway. Comms were good, The only one out of four messages that responded
perfect details for hotel, quid to park outside. Fist crap part of meet was the broken lift which meant five flights of stairs, knackered by the time I got upstairs.
she’s doable with lovely big tits it a hell of a muffin top with heavy c-section or she’s had a bad tummy job and less than 5ft tall, not the towering beauty in the photos.
Arranged meet on Lee circle in leic town centre, perfect details for hotel, quid to park outside. Fist crap part of meet was the broken lift which meant five flights of stairs, knackered by the time I got upstairs. £70 for 30 minutes. Looks wise she’s doable with lovely big tits it a hell of a muffin top with heavy c-section or she’s had a bad tummy job and less than 5ft tall, not the towering beauty in the photos. Onto bed for an an excellent blow job without, she’s great at sucking, munching whilst playing with the ball bag and rubbing your ass with her fingers, cracking stuff so far. All went down from here. All of a sudden here door intercom goes and she starts panicking , thought we’d been busted by hotel staff or something. Her phone starts ringing then she picks up my clothes, told her to put the fucking things back, you’re not going anywhere with them while I sit here with a dribbling stonk on. She answers phone , starts shouting back and forth in thai, all the while the door buzzer going off along with my lob on. Finally she’s back in the action and me in a fucking bad mood, get her to sit on my face and suck me back into action before losing my mess and telling her she’s a fucking idiot.
How quickly a positive can turn into a negative
That’s a classic. Fucking idiots lol. The photoshopping pisses me off though why can’t they just use an actual photo. I’ve found a few of them better than the pictures, unfortunately more often than not they or dog rough
I’m sorry you had such a horrible punt with this WG.
Your review will help a lot of us avoid her. Thank you 👋
Better luck in your next adventure!
i do think hand on heart at one point Thai women was good now they are just same as Romanians
Chinese same!!!
Until isee a great review i sit and wait......
£120 1h
city center • Incall • Parking available
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Excellent. Booking swiftly arranged on the call and details and address confirmed via text.
The usual Thai venue in the city center. Safe area with easy parking. Good shower, towels, etc.
Although Emma still maintains much of the youthful Thai looks, I'd guess her age is easily north of 45. Emma is larger than the average Thai, but I'd describe her as "big boned" rather than fat. Just be are that this is not your typical slim pettite Thai experience!
Emma was initially enthusiastic and accomodating. DFK, reasonable oral with some attempts at DT. Massage was OK, although I felt not up to the usual high Thai standard. However, although advertised, Emma turned down my request for A-level with the usual excuses. We finished off with her riding me cowgirl style which she was quite energetic with! Showered afterwards and given a bottle of water on leaving.
Exec summary: Below average experience with older Thai. £120/hour
Cons: The photos on the website are of her, but are either several years out of date or very heavily airbrushed. Services not as advertised.
VFM: Combination of better looks and better service can be found elsewhere at this price point.
Would I see again? No, at least not at this price.
Sounds a similarly underwhelming experience to my own, recently, Rhub, although she took it up the arse like a trouper with me. I know I'm not on the big side, Emma, but you could at least have pretended to struggle a bit....
Better luck next time.
Yep, she looks fabulous Ginger, which is why she fooled me. But prepare yourself for some disappointment.
£30
Fosse Road area • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
A previous reviewer had warned that those photos were years out of date, and that she'd turned 50 by now. Ever the optimist, I convinced myself that he was probably a younger guy, and no judge of the age of an older woman, and no doubt he meant she'd turned 40, and I like an occasional well-upholstered Thai milf. He was no bad judge, though.
She was in a familiar place in the Fosse Road area, the one where you go in through the gate.
She was dressed in a little kimono number that struggled to contain a splendid pair of clearly fake tits - not to everybody's taste, but certainly to mine - and she has an attractive face, and a nice smile. It's her legs that give her age away; they seem to be losing their shape, and there's an odd wrinkle here and there.
She was in a familiar place in the Fosse Road area, the one where you go in through the gate. It was a promising start; she was dressed in a little kimono number that struggled to contain a splendid pair of clearly fake tits - not to everybody's taste, but certainly to mine - and she has an attractive face, and a nice smile. It was only after I'd paid her - including an extra £30 for anal - that the disappointment set in, when she stripped off. It's her legs that give her age away; they seem to be losing their shape, and there's an odd wrinkle here and there, and my enthusiasm waned fast. Whether she sensed my disappointment, or it was because she'd just stashed the cash, I don't know, but her attitude seemed to change from that point, and I thought she was a bit bossy and uncooperative, and the occasion had the feel of an expensive pump and dump. I tend to dribble a bit these days, so suggested she got me rubbered up early. She took that as her cue to begin her blowjob, and I didn't object. I'd already had a play with her tits, and I didn't want to explore anywhere else. The blowjob was perfectly ok. After a session of regular 'heels-to-heaven' mish we switched to anal, in traditional doggy style. She was well lubed and takes it up the arse like a trouper, and I didn't have to rein things in at all. When I needed a breather I suggested cowgirl, and this was the highlight of the occasion, and the reason this isn't a 'negative' rating. She positioned herself for reverse, popped it up her arse and set to work with a series of pelvic thrusts in such a way that I could really feel myself inside her. She knows her stuff. When she could tell I was approaching the brink - I wasn't making a secret of it - she stepped up a gear, and she must be fit, because I was on the cusp for ages, but she didn't let up an inch until I was finally, mercifully, over the line. There was no post-coital pampering. A quick wipe as she removed the condom and she left me to get on with it, and went to freshen up and check her phones. Fair enough, but it just added to the mechanical feel of the occasion.
So that was that. She's too old for my taste, but I can't say I hadn't been warned, and on the other hand that cowgirl will live long in the memory. I'm not convinced about her attitude, though. Perhaps she was just being businesslike, but a good Thai girl is attentive and eager to please, and makes you feel a VIP, but Emma fell a country mile short of that on this occasion.
Nice review Charlie. Think you got enough out of your visit for the negatives not play on your mind too much. Always enjoy reading about your encounters!
If you're a fan of the tradesman's entrance, I can absolutely recommend you check out SweetEmilyx in Derby. It would work out the same for an hour as the above booking as she doesn't charge extras. Bit of a trip up to Derby for you, granted, but in my opinion it would be worth the rubber.
I'm not a fan, really, gb. Since my first punt in 2017, this was the sixth time, so it's about once a year.
I like the novelty on occasion, though. There's no logic to it; either you have to rein things in a bit, for fear of doing either of you some damage, which makes it less enjoyable, or you can go at it as normal, in which case why pay extra? Like I say, there's no logic to it.
Good honest review as ever my friend, based on this I’m going to hold off a visit I was planning later this weekend, from what you’ve said all your key points would have put me off too matey
A wise call, I think, certainly compared to some of your recent Thai girls. I just wish some of them would tour a bit further south....
£70 30m
Flats near Peterborough FC • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Initial basic comms by text fine as in find me/location, hey babe. Though on meeting her, her English is quite poor. Don't go there looking for a relaxing chat over a cup of tea.
Flats near Peterborough FC. Basic bedroom, bed with pillow and towel, with en-suite attached.
Was it the girl in the pics? To be honest I just don't know. The basic contours of the face seem to be her, but if the photos are indeed of her, then she is a lot older now (no age stated on profile, so a real rough guess at late 30's early/mid 40's), or the photos are very heavily photoshopped. Could well have been B/S but what the hell, it's been a long time and any port in a storm. She did have a very distinctive tattoo across her midriff, which is not visible on any of her profile pics. She is quite diminutive... guess 5'1", with curves in all the right places. Big boobs.. enhanced. Where she has put some weight on, it's where women always do, hips and thighs.
She is all about you. From the moment you step into the bedroom, it's light touches and kisses, a squeeze and a fondle down below. Paperwork sorted and naked on the bed. Light kissing and cuddling, she does lots of light strokes touches, squeezes, rubs. Great and getting you stiff. No death grip. I reciprocated with a gentle massaging of her pussy, rubbing her clit with an occasional delve with my finger. She then rolls me on by back and starts her oral with gentle licking kissing and nibble from my mouth to my neck, nipples and down. And as he works her way down, those big boobs and nipples are swaying gently across your chest and then your cock. By the time her mouth reached my cock I was rock hard. From there great blow job. Not just head bobbing but lots of licks and kisses on my shaft, down and onto my balls and up again before engulfing me in her mouth again. Probably had ten mins of this and it was heaven. Had to stop her before I blew. I then went down on her for a bit. Nice and fresh, very smooth. I think she may just have showered and shaved. Tasted good... made all the right noises, thrusting and head grabbing. Kneeling on the bed, she sucked me a bit more (same fluttering/butterfly like tongue action and full on sucking) to get me fully hard again, whilst in that position I gave her rose bud a rub, and partially inserted a finger. Anal and anal play are on her likes. Then condom on, straight into mish and banging away. She is good with her vaginal muscles. Every time I paused to delay the inevitable, I could feel her clenching and squeezing me. And that was my undoing. I had intended to withdraw and have her wank me off over her tits or suck me to conclusion, but I thought I could last a few more thrusts, but I couldn't... I paused, she clenched her pussy again... and I blew in the bag 🙄 Clean-up and offer of shower, mouth wash etc.
All in all a good punt
Pro's
She is all about you and seems enthusiastic. Great oral 🥴
Con's
The pictures do not represent her
Approaching the flat entrance... it is in a corridor, not easy to disguise what you are doing there.
Would I go back?
Not for a shag, but she does offer prostrate massage. She has a good way with her hands, and I can imagine her fingers having a tickle inside whilst blowing me... very tempting 😁
Would be a positive but for the misleading pics on her profile.
I might have seen her in Lincoln but can barely remember now. Went through a spate of the Thais and some of them did have a few weird towel habits. One wiped my dick down with a wet flannel and nearly snapped my banjo string so am on my guard now when they start getting weird.
I’ve gone right off Thai’s/ Chinese, profile photos make them look in their 20’s and they always end up being in their late 30’s early 40’s, mum tum and garlic breath! Which is no good for a vampire like me.
Yeah I know what you mean about the garlic breath lol. I do persevere with the Thais, though, as have had some real stunners and overall have had a decent experience with them. I saw one last week called Nicha (reviewed) and she was FAF, early twenties.