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Honeyminx4U

Canterbury - CT1
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5.510

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Age: 50-54

Gender: Female

Height: 5'4"

Meets With: Men, Women

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 36"

Bra Cup Size: B

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 28"

Body Type: Curvy

Smoking: Socially

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: Yes

Reviews

4 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.5/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

3/10

£80 1h

B&Q car park • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

First of all I should say this meet took place around a year ago - I'm new to the website and I wanted to review some of my more notable punts. Phoned to book her for 8pm (the latest booking she takes) and was greeted with an interrogation - have you met me before? how are you getting here? etc. Should have known there and then that she was a fruitcake. Eventually I passed all her tests and she asked me to drive to B&Q where I'd needed to call her again to get directions to her place. Arrive at B&Q around 7.50pm and call - "it's not 8 yet, I'm not ready, call back in 10 minutes". Call back 10 minutes later and she gives me directions to her place, I repeat them back to confirm I got them right and she goes off on one about how she doesn't want people overhearing me saying her street name - I was in my car in an empty B&Q car park!

Venue

despite the dodgy area she's in, her place is immaculate inside.

Looks

For her age she's in decent nick, not the prettiest but decent body and rack on her.

The Meet

Anyway, I make it to her place and shown into the lounge - as another review says, despite the dodgy area she's in, her place is immaculate inside. I go to hand over the £80 for the hour and she asks where I got her number, "here", "oh, is it £80 there?" So I ask her what the price is, "well it is £80 but most people pay £100". I'm beginning to get pissed off now - "is it £100 or £80?" She repeats herself, "£80 but most pay £100". I tell her if it's £80 then it's £80, if not I can leave it - "ok then but you're not getting the full hour (by this time it was 8.15pm) because I stop work at 9pm and you were late". Cheeky bitch, I was at the location she gave me 25 minutes ago! By this point it became more of an adventure than a punt so I wanted to see it through. I'd already had a shower before leaving but she insists on giving you a "swedish wash" - she basically dangles your balls in her sink, washes them and wipes your arse. Anyway, as she was cupping my balls I had the cheek to put my hand on her arse - big mistake. "What are you doing? We've not started yet". Just how annoyed she was with me touching her arse was incredible. Anyway, off we go into the bedroom and I hop onto the bed - mistake 2. "What? You're not going to help me get undressed?" I was beginning to wonder whether I booked a domination session - I was expecting chains and a whip to appear any second. After she stopped going on about all the mistakes I made she began a pretty crap massage which ended with her oiling her tits and rubbing them along my arse crack - didn't do anything for me. The sex was pretty forgettable up until the point that I'm taking her from behind and I noticed the rubber is missing! Fuck! I stop, tell her the rubber's come off - she flips! "Where is it? You took it off. Where have you put it". At this point I'm panicking, she's losing the plot and any minute she's going to start screaming rape. I'm searching everywhere for the rubber while trying to calm her down at the same time - it's no where to be seen. She's still losing it and I'm trying my best to calm her down - next thing she feels something, the rubber came off inside her pussy. Initially she still insisted that I took it off but eventually she realised it was a genuine accident but says she can't finish the punt after the scare - no problem, I want to get out of there by this point. I go to put my boxers back on and the next thing I know she's started wanking me off - "I can't let you go without cumming". After what I'd been through I thought wtf, surely nothing else could go wrong. She finished me off by hand, cleaned up, got changed, "ok, I best get going" - another mistake. "Hold on! You can't go until I've finished tidying the bedroom" - I was stood in the corner of the room for 5 minutes while she rearranged her sheets and cushions.

Final Thoughts

Overall - She's a fucking lunatic. Would I return? - Honestly, it has crossed my mind to re-book her for a laugh but no matter how stupidly curious I can be, the potential disaster that could follow doesn't make it worth it. When she began losing it over the rubber coming off I was properly shitting myself - I thought any minute half the council estate were going to come running in and were going to kick my head in.

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Reviewed on

3/10

1h

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Comms were tricky from the start. Got through on phone -could I call back in 10 - ok - awkward conversation -nearby postcode to her given=- could I confirm when I left to see her? - OK. Confirmed by text as I set out for the 90 min drive. First mistake of MANY by her reckoning! Arr at location txt, no response, call, engaged.Call again at time. when she answered she was very stroppy, told me I had not confirmed therfore no booking. I told her I had confirmed - she hung up. Started on plan B.... She texts me "ok do you want booking?" I call "yes please" more stroppy stuff about how I'd messed up, she now had to cancel next booking etc (not very convincing)wait 5... then another 5. then directions.

Venue

Arrived, shown in to IMMACULATE house.

Looks

She looks good - nice body, ok facially, not a gargoyle. BUT she does look very good naked.

The Meet

Arrived, shown in to IMMACULATE house. She looks good - nice body, ok facially, not a gargoyle. Paperwork then lead upstairs nice view of cute ass, Offered shower or 'Swedish washdown'. The latter was new to me and whenI asked she looked at me like I was retarded. I'd showered before setting out so she decided on 'swedish washdown' This was the best bit. She undressed me, took me into the bathroom and proceeded to wash my cock,balls and arse at the sink. I thought things were looking up! She asked if I liked a little prostate play - 'Yes please' Then through to bedroom. At this point she asked what I like and I asked for cum twice in the hour (Big mistake, apparently). She said 'We'll see we'l start with massage. I thought from the recent review this would be brief and segue nicely into sex play. (as it has done with other very good sp's) But no. OK massage but of the time wasting variety with an endless commentary on the awfulness of punters and of all my mistakes - I was apparently 'shitty' with her about I don't know what and had 'created an atmophere'. Lordknows how, but it seemed from her account everybody else did. Then she asked me to spread my legs. at this point I was naively expecting credit card swipes and some nice anal play but what I got was a vibrator RAMMED up my arse - Very painful. 😱 Not good. I declined any further anal administrations. Why does this woman dislike me so much? She goes on to work my cock with half hearted but vigorous hand job. BUT she does look very good naked. I try to improve things with RO. LOts of unconvincing oohs and aaahs then 69 with with condom - poor BJ - I like to see, but none of that, no DT on offer in evidence. Then she produces a dildo/vibrator and asks me if I want to use it on her. I try to switch it on - no batteries - "but ive got this hard cock here' 'ok then'. Dull sex in variety of mish then she says 'this isn't working lets try doggy'. Nice view but not the best action till pop1 Sorry if this is tedious but thats how it was. Ive recently had a run of excellent punts with women who fill an hour with as much pleasuring as they can and this was an awful letdown. She did get a second pop out of me with a resentful perfunctory handjob. The whole thing was filled with complaint about all punters and my mistakes.

Final Thoughts

If you like complaint and boredom , she's your girl. Such a contrast to delightful, enthusiastic (often EE women) Would never go back. p.s I must post some of the V positve reviews of recent excellent punts

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10 comments

Reviewed on

9/10

£80 1h

Canterbury • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I called at lunchtime to fix a late afternoon meeting; comms were OK (she's English) but a little confusing as I was calling from a noisy street (only option!) with patchy reception - but in the end we understood each other and a time was fixed. She seemed unduly nervous of giving the actual postcode, preferring to give me the code for a nearby landmark and asking me to call again from there - which was another noisy spot with patchy reception! But eventually I was at her door and she let me in with a kiss to an absolutely lovely house which was immaculate, cozy and warm, with a luxury feel about it.

Venue

an absolutely lovely house which was immaculate, cozy and warm, with a luxury feel about it. The bathroom is lovely - even has underfloor heating!

Looks

Her pics are spot on, she has a lovely, slim, firm body and generous natural breasts; her face is cute if not everyone's ideal of beautiful - as it happens she reminded me of a colleague I've always fancied, so that helped! She is early 40s (like me!) but clearly looks after herself. She was dressed in a sexy pink sort of nurse's uniform which showed off her lovely cleavage and gave me a great view of her stocking tops as she led me upstairs...

The Meet

She did seem a little anxious about keeping the place nice (didn't want me to drip water everywhere) and about noise (worried about the neighbours- it is a residential area) which was ever so slightly off-putting but she did relax eventually. In the equally luxurious bedroom we started with a massage (my request - genuinely needed!) which soon gravitated to between my legs. Not bad technique but nothing special - nonetheless I was happy, and all the more so when she offered prostrate and started to probe with her fingers while grabbing my balls and squeezing. Now I was seriously hard and she had obviously picked up that I was happy to let her take charge, as the next thing to come out was the blindfold and handcuffs - 🎉 - my day was shaping up nicely! A little spanking and more fingering, and after some lovely body-to-body where I felt her pendulous tits with nipples clearly erect rubbing me from tip to toe, she asked me to turn over. Some tantalising FK interspersed with nipple licking and biting (at my encouragement) led to more fingering (on me!) and even a small dildo while she sucked me (OW only but I'm happy with that - not a deal breaker for me, in fact I worry about the risk, so I don't even ask). At this stage I was ready to pop but she eased off with some more tit-rubbing. Eventually the cuffs came off so that she could lie back and have me finger her - she brought out a big dildo which I fucked her with while she rubbed her clit - she seemed quite tight and sensitive and by now really turned on. Finally I got to fuck her and by this stage I could only last about a minute - there's something about the sight of a girl who's genuinely horny (well she may have been acting but if so she was bloody good!) that accelerates the whole process for me, and a couple of minutes later I was collapsed in a sweaty heap beside her, and she cuddled in seemingly genuinely satisfied (though she didn't cum herself) and we enjoyed a fondle and a chat until time was up. She wasn't a clock watcher - I initiated departure as I had a train to catch.

Final Thoughts

Having arrived a little flustered and felt ever so slightly awkward at the beginning, I was leaving walking on air after every box had been ticked for me. Quirky but in the end ideal for me - would definitely go back next time I'm in the area.

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2 comments

Reviewed on

7/10

£80 1h

Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Communications

i arranged to meet Honeyminx at a spare of the moment she said she didnt have any bookings in the day so i could come anytime i liked so i went as soon as i ended the call

Venue

her house is easy to find and easy to park

Looks

i got to her house (she had a driveway so great for parking) and was greeted by her dressed in stockings heals and a tight little top.

The Meet

we went upstairs and then she asked if i wanted a shower i said no because i had one a few hours eairlyer. she when asked me if i could have a little wash in the sink im quite a clean person im not grubby or scruffy. she then made me wash my mouth out with mouth wash (the was no kissing in the meet)

once we were in the bedroom she had my laying on my stomach and giving me a massage. after about 10 mins of that she started playing with my cock and rubbing my balls she then got a condom out and put it on me then sucked my cock even though owo was stated on her profile she didnt seem to do it, that was quite a let down

she then climbed onto my cock and rode me for a while i ended up fucking her in doggy and came in the condom, was very nice

i dont feel like the meet was rushed and for £80 an hour you cant really complain for an English woman with a body like hers i would recommend her but the oral with a condom is really offputting to me, i always have safe sex but during oral it just restricts the feel.

Final Thoughts

pros:
her house is easy to find and easy to park
great body
£80 an hour

cons:
oral with a condom
massage was more boring than enjoyable
made to wash (although its understandable it is quite intimidating)

7/10

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