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Mature Carla

Swindon - DY3 (see outcall areas in Details)
5 reviews
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Age: 60+

Gender: Female

Height: 5'4"

Weight: 14st 0lb

Meets With: Men, Couples

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 44"

Bra Cup Size: D

Body Type: Curvy

Reviews

5 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.6/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

5/10

Old Town Swindon • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Comms good. She doesn't text but readily answers the phone.

Venue

Discreet flat. Shower offered.

Looks

She is much, much bigger than her photos suggest.

The Meet

Chatty and obliging. no dfk, light lips kissing. I went down on her but as I got close the smell of her minge was horrendous, absolutely stunk, personal hygiene a major problem. She was enthusiastic but no technique, her BJ was very poor. She was quite needy and kept asking if she was doing alright. I didn't have the heart to tell her she was terrible. The combination of poor hygiene and poor technique, I didn't bother to complete the business. I dressed and left. A waste of money. I gave her a neutral purely on the grounds that is is enthusiastic and chatty.

Final Thoughts

Shower was offered , it was a shame she didn't use it herself. Would I go back? No, never.

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Reviewed on

2/10

£110 18m

Camberley • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Clear phone manner. Clear instructions. Like my dentist's secretary.

Venue

Serviced apartment. Clean & tidy. Discreet entrance.

Looks

A flatso. Big belly but no boobs. 60-something. Looked like Mo from Eastenders. Pics are unrepresentative but the movie thumbnails are accurate.

The Meet

Kept her distance as much as possible. No opportunity to have any sort of foreplay. She delivered a decent OWO blowjob to completion though (which she swallowed, so that was good), but afterwards gave me a pat on the bum and announced that she'd had enough for the night and I should leave! I pointed out that I'd paid for an hour and we were only 18 mins in, but she just shrugged. I asked for a partial refund, but again just a shrug no. I shrugged too and left. I've no interest in getting into an argument over £40 and you never know, there might've been a bruiser with a baseball bat in the next room.

Final Thoughts

Why oh why do reviews differ so much? She was hideous, unsexy and basically ripped me off. But others have raved about her.

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Reviewed on

8/10

Met on

£70 30m

Acton off the main road • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

All good. Called her to book, sent location via text, and then I called when I arrived.

Venue

Flat/apartment in Acton off the main road. Quiet and discreet

Looks

Short MILF/GILF. Size 16 to 18

The Meet

Arrived at the location, called her and she directed me to her flat. Once we got the greetings & p/w out of the way, I took a quick shower, made my way onto the bed for a quick massage. Her tits felt good as she stripped off during the B2B bit. Turned over for a bit of kissing, groping and a blowjob. As an earlier review says, she's been in the game for a while, so she knew what she was doing. I laid her down on the bed and slid off her knickers and had my way with her big tits. Good size and firmness, & big nipples! Made my way down to start RO. She was a little bit hairy, and tasted a bit weird, not musty, but a bit kind of chemically - if that makes sense. Anyway, I licked her out until she came, and played with her tits again - licking, sucking and nibbling her big hard nipples, rubbing them all over my face. I didn't feel like having sex, so I laid back down and just asked her to suck me off until I came, and she did so while licking my balls, and deep-throating me, licking up and down my shaft and wrapping my dick around her tits for a nice titjob. I eventually came in her mouth. After a general chit chat, I took another shower to clean up and made my way out. Never felt rushed to cum, or end the booking at any point even after I came, and after I showered. But she did also say I was her last booking of the night, so take that into consideration.

Final Thoughts

Positive from me - Very nice lady, I could tell she knows what she's doing, and loves the game. At £70 per 1/2hr and £110 per 1hr, she's good VFM and, at the time, didn't make me feel like she's working a revolving door service, so will definitely return when she's back in town.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£70 20m

middle of Glasgow • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Phone number on site:- +447849434327

Positive.... but just barely.
TLDR? :- short time, lacklustre performance (for me anyway).

Katie was on tour in Glasgow, and that nipple picture had me hooked 😉

A phone call confirmed availability for a short notice appointment, the street name (middle of Glasgow) and the arrival time.
30 minute / 70 quid meet.
Arrived a little early and phoned for number.
Early arrival wasn’t a problem for her. (no “wait xx mins please” etc.)
Asked to find a local business, and once found directed through some security gates (with pass code), into the courtyard to be given flat floor and number. Easy enough venue

Venue

Apartment/hotel clean and tidy inside and fit for purpose.

Looks

Katie has sticky out nipps as pictures, but smallish titties (for her general frame), coupled with a belly. Some people may not be into that. But not a million miles away from the photos in general. Seemed generally nice personality.

The Meet

Behind the door on arrival (usual thing for the ladies) therefore didn’t get a look at her until inside.
Apartment/hotel clean and tidy inside and fit for purpose.

Got naked and onto the bed. Started with some light kissing, which wasn’t too bad.
Then onto OWO , for a rather quick blowie.. Positioned herself so that I couldn’t get playing with anything, but it may just have been her preferred position for blowies. Didn’t go for, and, didn’t ask about 69 for instance. Probably for the best… read later.

Then Katie suggested time to rubber up (after quick but ok blowie) and suggested a choice of a couple of positions. Went for missionary as it’s what I was in the mood for. She tried some dirty talk but it’s not something I particularly care for, I suppose it may get some people off quicker (that possibly being the point of it).
Did get some nipple play (one of my favs) but was asked to go gentle, so fine with that.
Had my hand down between her legs at one point for some "wet" strokes.
When climbing aboard did detect a slight waft of odour when on top "giving her one", so not so good.

Finished and given assistance to remove condom, don’t really know if I am much into that as I like to be in control of what touches the outside of the condom, but came straight of with no fumbling around.
Out of the door, down the lift and into the courtyard, checked time and it hadn’t touched 20 minutes, yep felt short changed.

Final Thoughts

Came away from that meet with a “meh” feeling, so probably wouldn’t go back.
Sounds a little harsh and it may have been partially my own expectations to blame here, therefore will give it a positive as she was seemed talkative and generally ok service (apart from the quick time, even a 5 min massage would have made up for that, or an offer of a quick massage).
Back to the car for some hand sanitizer, but still a whiff from the fingers after first application of the covid busting product 😢

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Reviewed on

8/10

£100 1h

Swindon Old Town • Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Katie has been on the scene for a while - I reckon I saw her before maybe 10 years ago. Was passing Swindon and was in the mood for a session with plenty of bum fun, and Katie seemed to fit the bill. Booking made by phone, and postcode provided. Bit of confusion with directions when I got to the street, as her place is accessed via a very narrow back lane with a sharp right-angled turn. Would be a challenge in a van or large SUV, but free parking on the drive when I got there.

Venue

Her place is accessed via a very narrow back lane with a sharp right-angled turn. Would be a challenge in a van or large SUV, but free parking on the drive when I got there.

Looks

Katie is a "mature" lady, probably late fifties and a size 16. Friendly and experienced, she had no problems with my request for two-way anal play and rimming.

The Meet

Quick shower then straight into the action. She had me lie face down on the bed for a massage, and she was straight into CC swipes and probing my bum, then asking me to lift my hips up for rimming which was very good. After enjoying this for a while I asked to return the favour and got her to lie face down, spread her cheeks and gave her clean arse a good rimming, followed by some deep fingering which she took willingly. Then got her onto her back for some reverse oral, with my finger back up her arse. My turn again - onto my back for some decently deep OWO, mixed with more rimming on me and fingering of my arse, plus some play with a butt plug. She then asked if I wanted anal. I did, so she popped a condom on me and lubed up, then lay on her front. My cock slipped in quite easily, and she was happy with a good pounding until I popped. Another quick shower and chat, and I was off.

Final Thoughts

So, she's not the girl for you if you are looking for young and/or slim, but she delivered exactly what I wanted with no drama and at a very reasonable price.

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