The Meet
she's clearly as mad as a box of frogs, shown upstairs told to strip off whilst Laura went for a pee, upon her return she bent over to carry out an inspection and a sniff test of my cock, the relief that I felt upon passing,took me right back to my driving test, she then starts asking what it was I wanted whilst all the time pointing out that I had only booked 30 minutes at £70.00, so did I want a massage, if I'm totally honest the combination of her constant talking really large bloated belly, untidy hair made my mind up to have a massage, laid on the double bed, Laura kneeling between my legs started what I can only describe as a torturous back massage, I almost had to stop her a couple of times, it was like taking a kidney punch, upon the turn over, asked again bearing in mind you only have 30 minutes, do you want to put it in my pushy or buy, I replied you had better wake him up before he can go anywhere, she started bringing him to life with a combination of a hand job and a blow job, really weird technique and more pain as I could feel her teeth, I had to ask her to get her tits out, she said she keeps the outfit on due to her belly, so she just flopped a decent size pair out, I started playing with them and her pushy, absolutely zero reaction to anything that I was doing, maybe I was just no good, but then came the comment don't wait for me to cum as at my age I don't, wished I'd not bothered trying lol!, she then rubbered me up lubed herself up and climbed aboard, after a couple of minutes she said do you like doggy, I could feel with the combination of Laura really not doing it for me and condom droop, I thought I'd try from behind, I managed another couple of minutes but decided it wasn't going to happen so I asked her to finish me off with a hand job, it took what seemed an age, all the time she kept jibbering on, again she tried a bj teeth again, told her to carry on with her hand, finally got there, I couldn't wait to get out of there, no shower offered or clean up, got dressed quickly and even then all the way to the front door she kept talking about her ex husbands being from the South, at least I think that's what she was saying, if I'm honest I had pretty much glazed over by this time
Was interested in a bloke parked outside the shop for quite a while just observing people, I like to snap a photo of them just incase there’s a issue later. Could be nothing.
A bit odd and paranoid
Very odd, he just seemed too interested like he knew the score.
Could be nothing, may never know.
You dodged a bullet there. I saw her - admittedly a long time ago - and it wasn't a good booking. TBH, I'm not sure she had both paddles in the water. Throughout the booking, she kept babbling on about religion and trying to convince me that Buddhism was the way to go.
She also insisted that on arrival that I went and washed my cock. She then gave it a 'sniff test' as she called it and gave me the all clear to proceed. A lot of reviews mentioned her doing that. Then, when she wasn't babbling on about religion and despite not being able to get a word in edgeways, she kept telling me to be quiet as she had neighbours.
Her oral was probably one of the worst I've even had. Her only redeeming point for some will be that she offered anal.
I almost forgot - she used to read posts here. Not sure if she's still a member though.
Is she Lou2019 😂 😂 😂
She is welcome to read it’s an honest review, she did text to say sorry, which was decent, that did make a difference, I did think about making the review neutral just because of that, but felt negative was more appropriate as her phone was constantly “busy” when I was calling.
Your experience does sound a big scary haha
The anal was the key factor to the booking, the photo attached I thought she looked quite cheeky and fuckable for an older girl, obviously not my usual, but there was something about that pic, probably the big tits.
I’m in two minds if I would return now.