LAURA LUSH

Long Eaton - NG10
6 reviews
4.310

Age: 50-54

Gender: Female

Height: 5'4"

Weight: 11st 7lb

Meets With: Men, Couples

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Hazel

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 38"

Bra Cup Size: E

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 38"

Body Type: Average

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Long Eaton

Reviews

6 TOTAL REVIEWS
4.3/10
AVERAGE RATING
3/10

off-licence • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

Been trying to get a meet sorted with this one for a while, admittedly not the usual for me but I’ve added a photo that caught my eye, just something about it that I found sexy and I thought hmm £80 to smash her up the arse, ok.

Asked for a meet in 30 mins or so and was given a time, we agreed and the address with parking, walking etc info followed.

Was told can come earlier as the quickie she had book, she had now cancelled him.

The Meet

Arrived at said time and park outside number x - y and then to the off-licence, then called as instructed.
Phone busy signal so text “here”
Waited and repeated several times.

Was interested in a bloke parked outside the shop for quite a while just observing people, I like to snap a photo of them just incase there’s a issue later. Could be nothing.

Text after a wait to say leaving now.

For the next hour I was thinking she cancelled a quickie for my 30 mins, I bet she cancelled me for an hour or so booking, possibly the guy in the car, who was also on the phone.

Exactly 2 hours later I get a text saying sorry, she thought I was a no show?
Was offered a tenner off my revisit, though I was disappointed wasting such time, not sure if I’d return or not now.

Final Thoughts

Was thinking grey or red, will leave red as I was pretty pissed at the time, it was a toss up between Laura and the Thai in Derby, I then didn’t have a window toget over to Derby so bollox still full.

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20 comments
3/10

£70 30m

long eaton • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

sent a couple of emails off to Laura, and a couple more well reviewed ladies in the area, I only received a reply from Laura so I arranged for a 11-30am meeting

Venue

house usual hiding behind the door trick

Looks

really large bloated belly, untidy hair

The Meet

she's clearly as mad as a box of frogs, shown upstairs told to strip off whilst Laura went for a pee, upon her return she bent over to carry out an inspection and a sniff test of my cock, the relief that I felt upon passing,took me right back to my driving test, she then starts asking what it was I wanted whilst all the time pointing out that I had only booked 30 minutes at £70.00, so did I want a massage, if I'm totally honest the combination of her constant talking really large bloated belly, untidy hair made my mind up to have a massage, laid on the double bed, Laura kneeling between my legs started what I can only describe as a torturous back massage, I almost had to stop her a couple of times, it was like taking a kidney punch, upon the turn over, asked again bearing in mind you only have 30 minutes, do you want to put it in my pushy or buy, I replied you had better wake him up before he can go anywhere, she started bringing him to life with a combination of a hand job and a blow job, really weird technique and more pain as I could feel her teeth, I had to ask her to get her tits out, she said she keeps the outfit on due to her belly, so she just flopped a decent size pair out, I started playing with them and her pushy, absolutely zero reaction to anything that I was doing, maybe I was just no good, but then came the comment don't wait for me to cum as at my age I don't, wished I'd not bothered trying lol!, she then rubbered me up lubed herself up and climbed aboard, after a couple of minutes she said do you like doggy, I could feel with the combination of Laura really not doing it for me and condom droop, I thought I'd try from behind, I managed another couple of minutes but decided it wasn't going to happen so I asked her to finish me off with a hand job, it took what seemed an age, all the time she kept jibbering on, again she tried a bj teeth again, told her to carry on with her hand, finally got there, I couldn't wait to get out of there, no shower offered or clean up, got dressed quickly and even then all the way to the front door she kept talking about her ex husbands being from the South, at least I think that's what she was saying, if I'm honest I had pretty much glazed over by this time

Final Thoughts

left the house and then the walk back to my car down Laura's Road turn past some shops down another road and finally got back, £70.00 lighter and then questioning myself why I still partake in this hobby, no doubt I will get the urge again soon and off I will go again but definitely not to see Laura.

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11 comments
8/10

residential area • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Communication is usually straight forward via texts and a call when arrived.

Venue

Location is in a residential area that I'm unfamiliar with, but instructions are clear on where to park. Laura Petal then guides you to her place, which is a short walk away. Always made the trips feel a bit extra naughty!

Looks

Laura is a chatty, friendly older woman. She has a surprisingly firm and nice body, though she does have a bit of a stomach. Facially is pleasing, think older woman next door.

The Meet

Laura is a chatty, friendly older woman. She has a surprisingly firm and nice body, though she does have a bit of a stomach. Facially is pleasing, think older woman next door. So... her oral technique is quite unique, not bad, just a bit different. It is a lot slower than the majority of oral I have received, but it is enjoyable. The main reason I visited and have revisited Laura is because of her anal, which is sublime. Laura's bum is tight and she is very receptive to anal. However, and I appreciate this might sound odd, I am tall and I find her bed weirdly tall too. Anal sex is great and bending her over with her lovely bum is great, but it feels abnormally high off the ground on her bed! Anyway, her pussy is tight and sex in multiple positions is fun.

Final Thoughts

Laura is reliable and good fun. Her pricing seems pretty good for her level of service too. Recommended especially if you like anal and or older women.

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0 comments
5/10

round the corner next to some shops • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Thought would try a tart with a hairy pussy, so found Laura. Comms was good and found place, parking was ok, round the corner next to some shops, then walk for about 5mins

Venue

Found place, parking was ok, round the corner next to some shops, then walk for about 5mins

Looks

Photos are of here, but she is not a stunner, big belly and kept on the pink mesh body stocking

The Meet

Kissing was rather fake, and no passion. Did take it up the arse hence moving from negative to positive. Constantly saying to keep noise down due to neighbours

Final Thoughts

Would not go back, unless you like a hairy pussy and giving her one up the Gary Glitter

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12 comments
2/10

Do not recommend

Communications

Other review on here is accurate and I should have read and taken note of that before wasting my money and time with her.

Venue

Not mentioned

Looks

Not mentioned

The Meet

I got plenty of the be quiet coments from her as mentioned on the other review. But for me the main issue was everything was just plain fucking wierd. I found her personality strange, her technique strange and almost everything she did was just bizarre. After the first ssshh be quiet, I got undressed and she started inspecting my cock. I have had this happen before but this was a thorough inspection of every square cm, including a sniff and lick test? 🤪 Apparantly I did not smell too bad and she proceeded with owo. She claims to be a blow job specialist but her technique was just not doing it for me, actually I'd go further than that and say it was bad, really weirdly bad. She could have carried on with this all day and I would never have shot my load so I decided to fuck her. Another waste of time, she was just bag of potatoes just lying there, completely emotionally detached romanian style. I tried to think sexy thoughts but throughout the whole meet she kept stopping to chat about random wierd shit. Now I don't mind a quick chat before, after or in between recovering for round two but when I'm balls deep I don't really want to hear it. So after realising it was never gonna happen I made my excuses and left early (quietly as i was instructed too again)

Final Thoughts

To summarise, despite her being so wierd I found her and the whole meeting so fucking boring and complete waste of time, I should've read the other review and spent the afternoon sat quitely in a library. She has magic in her username but the only thing magic she did was make me disappear early.

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8 comments
5/10

£100 1h

a village west of Long Eaton • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

I still can't get my "cut and paste" to work. It's either my keyboard or (more likely) me. Anyway, her profile is under the name Mirabellemagic, so if some kind person... I saw her about three weeks ago, and forgot to post a review. So here goes, better late than never.

Venue

She works from her home, a small semi on a modern estate in a village west of Long Eaton. The surroundings are perfectly safe and pleasant, and her directions for finding her were good.

Looks

The pictures on her profile are accurate, but taken in ways that flatter her a bit (heard that before??). She is not overweight, but is a bit, well, shapeless. Her breasts are quite small, and her waist is rather large. She is an intelligent woman, to the extent that I was left wondering why she is earning her living this way. She is also very serious and introspective. I imagine she would be difficult to live with, which probably explains why she is on her own. She is alos obvoiusly into some sort of oriental mysticism. Scattered round were notes like "Monday: re-read chapter 6 of The Path to Enlightenment", "Tuesday: think ten beautiful thoughts before breakfast", "Wednesday: consider what you might have been in a previous incarnation" And so on and so forth. If it keeps her happy, who am I to complain? But it's a little unusual, and rather typified her personality.

The Meet

The sex was pleasant enough, alhough she left me in a bit of doubt how much she was actually enjoying the whole thing. My main problem, however, was that she was absolutely paranoid about the neighbours hearing what was going on. It was almost as if she thought the walls were made of cardboard. I had to spend the entire hour talking ot her in a stage whisper, and any attempt at normal conversation was met with a "ssshh", and a finger to her lips. I don't know if you've ever tried whispering for an hour. I can assure you it is very tiresome. It quite prevented me relaxing during the time I was with her, and I was glad to get away. Ridiculously, there was an upright piano downstairs, which I gather she plays (quite well, to judge by the music on it). If she can manage that without the neighbours hammering on the walls, I really dont think normal conversation is likley to be a problem at all. Unless she only plays the piano when she knows the neighbours are out.

Final Thoughts

So there you have it. She offers an honest, no-hassle service. If you don't think you are going to find sixty minutes of continuous whispering a problem, she may be just the person for you. Personally, I found it a pain in the backside.

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2 comments