Mikkaella@
Age: 30-34
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: Portuguese
Orientation: Straight
Age: 30-34
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: Portuguese
Orientation: Straight
flats near enfield town • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Happened last week after a search on website i found the linked profile having very good reviews. So sent a text over confirmed time and services and started my journey.
Location are some flats near enfield town.
When i got there was shown into a room and waited about 5 mins
this chick comes in who is clearly not from the woman in the profile or the linked reviews. I am pretty sure it is one of these two on this profile
another girl comes in slightly better looking but still not the girl from the profile.
When i got there was shown into a room and waited about 5 mins then this chick comes in who is clearly not from the woman in the profile or the linked reviews. I am pretty sure it is one of these two on this profile
I state that it is not who i came to see so she goes away and another girl comes in slightly better looking but still not the girl from the profile.
Ive had enough and i walk.
My shit luck continues
30m
Worthing • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Good comms, though Mikaela was available at short notice (which is sometimes a worry). I needn't have worried.
tidy flat
busty blonde with very latin looks. Marvelous melons. Firm, soft and responsive. Nice brown labia. Smooth, hairless and tight.
Arrived at her tidy flat and was greeted by a busty blonde with very latin looks. I'd booked 30 mins including FK, so got straight into it. She didn't get too heavily into the FK (wouldn't describe it as DFK), but it was pleasant. She slipped straight out of her bra so I could have a taste. Marvelous melons. Firm, soft and responsive. I licked and sucked her nipples for a few minutes before she slipped her knickers off. I laid her down on the bed and went straight to work on her pussy. She tasted delicious. Nice brown labia, which I sucked and flicked with my tongue. And a tight pink hole that I tongue fucked. I turned her over and got her on her knees so I could have a go on her brown hole. And that tasted even better. Smooth, hairless and tight. I tongue fucked her for a few minutes before I asked to lie back and for her to sit on my face. I buried my mouth up her crack and continued to lick her brown box while she gave me a nice, gentle hand job. I came so quickly I was slightly embarrassed, but the senses were so high that I couldn't help it. I returned a few weeks later for a similar experience. And I'll be back again, I'm sure.
For what I wanted 9/10. A bit more enthusiasm with the FK and she'd have been an easy 10, but her holes were both so delicious that anything less than 9 would be a travesty.
Pukka review
You've gone for a more difficult brown
Maybe go for an easy pink next time & you might last a bit longer
Mill road area • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
I has spotted her profile ages ago and even thought of trailing down to Finchley to see her-so when she popped up in Cambridge just had to (+) . Appointment easily made so I turned up at the apartment she was working from in the Mill road area. Beware if you want to come by car as in theory Mill road is closed and parking might be difficult.
apartment she was working from in the Mill road area.
very attractive blond woman with lovely figure dressed in lingerie. Her breasts are obviously enhanced-but very well done in size shape and weight.
Greeted by a very attractive blond woman with lovely figure dressed in lingerie. I am not sure however if she is the one depicted on the profile as (a) nice derrière but not as full as depicted in some of the pictures (b) she told me she worked mostly around Ashford in kent-whereas previous reports put her in Finchley. Never mind-she was gorgeous so I was not going to quibble. Her breasts are obviously enhanced-but very well done in size shape and weight. My only criticism is she set too immediately putting a condom on my soft cock and started sucking-does not do it for me. I got her to sit on my face so I could see those lovely boobs from below and lick her out. She lubricated naturally and made appreciative noises but who knows. By this time I was hard so she hopped aboard for some cow-girl and I sucked on her breasts and I came. We chatted after-she claims she is half Italian half Brazilian and brought up in both places. We talked about Brazil and corona virus but she said whee she comes from and where her dad lives is clear. She also has a siter in this country and they do the usual thing of sending money home. Offered a shower and then left. In her profile she mentioned that kissing would be extra-did not try although tempted but she had red lipstick on and I feared it might come off.
Really gorgeous girl-if I was not rushed (I was supposedly out on errands) I would have opted for longer once I saw her. She is not in Cambridge for long so glad I took the plunge.
Cheers, thanks for reviewing. I wonder if that profile is shared because she sounds different than the girl I saw. In either case, I would give priority to your review, since you completed the punt, whereas I walked.
Good to know there's another option in Cambs, given so few providers at the moment. I'll have a negative review to write a bit later...
East of Mill Road, apartment complex down the street from Rainbow Candy • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
vallentinne (or perhaps Sarah_eve) has a good review record. Typical scratchy Brazilian voice that some find sexy.
Nice flat, room with plastic drawer trolley as a night table with fake candles on top.
Forty-something milfy blonde, not very pretty, belly slightly round, but had big natural tits. Typical thicker Brazilian body, in decent milfy proportions although curves not as extreme as in photos, red-flagging a likely B&S and profile swap.
Seemed friendly, but when I recognized that it was the exact same room as as the last negative Brazilian my instinct was to GTFO so I walked. She was annoyed, and maybe that was unfair to label her guilty by association, but I just wanted to leave rather than risk a repeat in that exact same room.
I don't know if she is the same girl previously reviewed as positive, but I know for certain that she is not this girl: profile
She might be ok for a budget punt, but given the red flags I didn't want to risk it.
The never ending Brazilian bait & switch - all because they think they all look alike to us. 🙄
Congratulations on your 200th review Jay. 🍻 Rate I'm going I'll get there too, in 18 years time.
Oh no! Let's pretend that wasn't #200. I wanted to save that for a notable positive review. Given my luck lately it might be #203 or something, but it will come.
I've reviewed some Brazilians in London, and they were affordable (£60-70), young, hot, and with excellent service. Seems the ones in Cambridge are older, sometimes B&S (not all), and service seems bad or questionable. I think we're only getting the older, second-rate Brazilians that couldn't hack it in London. Maybe I could try asking the good ones in London to visit Cambs, but I think they might want the hassle of traveling and touring.
£80 30m
Barnet • Incall • Parking available
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
This was a plan D from last week pretty late in the afternoon. I had just told myself that very same day not to go with a plan B if Plan A failed lol. Called up and booked for later that evening. Wasn’t sent postcode so I text for it. Wasn’t replied to so I called and was sent the postcode. I could hear the potential language issues whilst talking. Bog standard text with postcode said to confirm 20 minutes before. I noted probably back to back bookings. I arrived at half past and called to say I was there and then true to form spoke to a different girl who said the camera man, or someone was here and could I wait. Waited I did and then on the hour I received the call to come up.
Incall. Barnet. Discrete Flat. Nice Place. Double bed is actually two single beds though. Parking nearby (I parked on a yellow).
I was pleasantly surprised! No face pics except maybe a PPV movie which I haven’t seen. She was quite hot I thought. Probably mid to late 30s. Tanned. Outfit strategically kept on around her waist for the duration. Personality wise not very chatty, probably because not that strong in English. Friendly enough though.
Asked me how long I wanted to say which was bloody good because I had accidently said 1 hour on the phone before. I said 30 mins and she mentioned the cameraman being the reason for the late start (yeah right) I gave her 80 and she went to another room to stash it. Heard another girl. She came back a min or 2 later with a towel laid it on the bed and I told her id like a massage which I think was part of the game plan all along. I got nekkid and then laid on my front whilst she massaged my back. Massage was whatever but then she rubbed her big boobs on my back so that was good. Asked to turn over (sooner than I expected, don’t usually have massages in half an hour). Then she kissed me. Her lips were super soft. A very light FK. She then worked her way down my chest, sucked my nipples got to my dick and then gave my dick a very light FK. I remember wondering if she was gonna suck it (definitely remember reading that was extra) and then she went to grab a condom. She proceeded to apply the blue condom with her mouth and then gave me some OW. After a few minutes she climbed on top. We kissed again, but I felt like I wanted it more. Didn’t like that. She rode for a bit and then she got tired and she got in the position all WGs with bums love, doggy. Doggied her for abit as I started to get bored. Told her to speak Portuguese. She said fuck me in English by accident lol. She might have mentioned something about cumming. Switched to mish, pulled out laid down on my back, pulled off the dom and she wanked me off. Said I came a lot lol. Afterwards I asked to shower she obliged and I almost ran into another punter who had just arrived. The other girl in the house let him in as I was about to go out the bedroom to the shower. Didn’t see who it was. Other girl spoke Portuguese.
Profile Accuracy: Shes not 27, maybe 37, pretty sure shes an older Mum. Most services performed as mentioned, kissing was light though. Positives: Hot, Friendly, Nice bum. Neutral: Delayed start. Negatives: Speaks english, is friendly, but doesn’t say much nor understands if you speak too fast. I didn’t find her very enthusiastic. Probably favours quick P&Ds. So overall not bad, but I definitely won’t be back.
Thanks for the review. How’s her arse, soft and round? Does it ripple back nicely in doggy?
Arse is big nice round, looks good not the softest (no ripples) but i've had but good. Its not silicone hard
If you want ripples you have to see
Nicole cant take size though based on her reviews
May be...i unfortunately do not have that problem so wouldn't know 😂 😭
She's built for it though so that's a damn shame
Thanks buddy, will give her a miss based on that. Unfortunately I’m nowhere near Croydon either but thanks :/
£60 30m
Finchley • Incall • Free parking
Recommend
Would repeat
Firstly thanks to tantraman for bringing her to my attention. It was his recent review that I saw this one first. I spoke to Sarah a few days ago when I noticed she was back in Finchley. Arranged to see her today.
Basically above a high street shop. Access is round the back up some stairs. Warning: Just so you all know there’s a CCTV camera looking down from a window to the stairs. Short walk from Finchley central station. Free parking in the residential roads outside of the hours of 2pm-3pm when it becomes permit holders only. Looks like pay by phone on the main road itself. One sign I saw was for 30 mins max. There is also free parking in Tescos which is a few minutes away on foot Her pad itself is good enough. Bed, couple of sofas and mirrors. Shower is acceptable I guess.
She is an older woman. Late 30’s maybe but more likely in her 40’s. Not a bad looker. But not much to write about. Tits feel natural. Lights were low but I think there was scarring around her areola so maybe fake. They really don’t feel it though. Ass is soft, big. But I’d bet on it being unnatural. Down to the shape. Fat injections over implant most likely.
Called from her go to point where she would be directing me from. Her friend picked up and said Sarah would call back in 2 minutes as she was in the shower. Went into a nearby shop to hang. She called and directed me to her door saying her friend would let me in. Her friend opens up. In I go. I let her lead me up the stairs etc. She has an nice figure. Ass I believe is fake as well. Facially not great. Again not bad but looked like a resting sad face. Looks younger than Sarah. She showed me into Sarah’s room where she looked me up and down as I walked in to greet Sarah. Then from over my shoulder she said to Sarah to ask about her getting in on a threesome. Sarah greets me with a FK and a hug and asks how long, I say 30 mins not letting on I understood what had just been said. She then asks me if I would like a threesome as her friend likes me. I glance at her friend and say not unless it’s for the same price lol. (Her friend whilst dressed “sexy” was wearing granny socks and looked more like a hippy then a sexy woman lol). Sarah laughs and says no. Her friend turns and walks off. I give Sarah the £60 which she stashed. She return and we continue with some FK, hands wandering all over each other. Sarah then offered a massage. I accept. Off with my clothes and I lay down on the bed. Sarah pops off her bra and I tell her she has a nice ass. She begins a light massage before rubbing her breasts all over. Some reach under action gets me going. She’s breathing in, and kissing, my ear. She asks me to turn over and starts rubbing my cock with a bit more FK. I’m hard so she pops the rubber on. It’s a thick as fuck rubber and a bit small in girth for me so A, there wasn’t much sensation from her oral and B, the only sensation there was was the tight squeeze from the condom. I go along with it thinking if it gets worse I’ll ask for another rubber. She gets on top for cow girl. Average but I’m not feeling much. Although I’m enjoying grabbing her ass. Some more FK here. Then she changes it to squatting type, this is better. She’s winding her hips in all kinds of shapes whilst holding my chest. She’s smiling a lot and making various sounds. She starts banging down harder I match with some thrusts. Eventually she says to do doggy cos the view is nice for me lol. Into doggy and I’m really going for it. She seems to enjoy this. I slowed to to vary the pace and she started pushing back with gusto. I pick up the pace again. After a bit I stop and admire the various hip movements she’s making. She then tells me to move over slightly so we are so front of the mirror on the wall at the head of her bed so she can watch me. As we move over she’s still winding her hips. So we go at it in front of the mirror. She’s doing all sorts of stuff. Winding her hips. Playing with her breasts, my balls, her clit, trying to grab my arse all whilst watching me pound away. I tell her to get into prone bone. She does so expertly lol. During this she lifts her torso up so I can grab her breasts and says to kiss her. So all this plus the FK and heavy breathing takes me over the edge. I ease off and she’s still thrusting up on my cock and clenching up. Felt really good. Whilst she cleans me up I tell her in Portuguese she is good. A bit of convo about how I know some Portuguese and her trying to guess my nationality, her plans etc. I check the time. Been there a full 30 mins. I ask if I can still shower. She says yes. I’m setting up in the shower and she comes in to wash the oil off my back. I jump in she stands outside the bath and starts doing as she said. Then she reaches around and starts wanking me off for a bit. Finish showering, get dressed, she gives me a parting FK and I’m out.
All in all an enjoyable session. Recommend yes. Return, likely. She says she will be staying in Finchley more now as she is starting studies in London.
I'm chuffed you enjoyed Sarah_eve, my Finchley friend 🍻 ... I knew she'd prove to be All About That Bass(man)! 🎵
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I have to say that for a £60 punt I was presently surprised. I was going to hit one of the Latina brothels and im sure at the same price I wouldn’t have got that kinda service.
hi Bassman, nice review
i think i am ssold on it
you said the condom size was small right? do you think sarah can handle above average sizes?
Well no bragging but she handled me ok. Not sure what brand condom she used. Length wise it came down a little more than half my shaft but it was super tight. So made for men with less girth I’d imagine.
cheers dude. i always take mine to a meet. more concerned about the WG not providing the best service because of girth issues
if she handled you well based on your feedback then i think i will be okay
also one more thing, if you had seen them both in a line up...who would you go for after looking them up and down?
If you mean her and her friend. It’s a tough one. Sarah was dressed in lingerie is older and darker/tanned skin tone. Her friend is younger and pale but I didn’t see the goods so to speak as she was wearing a hippy dress type thing and the granny socks didn’t help. Her face was not that good looking but neither is Sarah’s.
The friend maybe has a nicer physique being younger. Certainly seems to have a slim waist and similar style fake ass as Sarah. She seemed sad. Like I said. Resting sad face lol.
If her body is as good as I believe and she was wearing lingerie then probably the friend.
Not sure she’s a WG or at the very least on here as I haven’t seen anyone like her coming up in my searches of that area.
Actually I would’ve had to pay for her to join in so I guess she is lol.
so its close then....not sure i want to risk another dissapointment lol so i will play safe and go sarah one of these days
I was just wondering why i never booked this sexy woman, but I remember now. I bought her picture gallery and a few pics showing half her face and she was too ugly because of a mole on her face. I don't know if was a mole or a spot but I was like done after i saw half her face.
Like I said there’s not much to write about in the looks dept. I could’ve walked but I’m glad I didn’t. She keeps the lights down low so that probably helps. Low enough that I don’t recall noticing a mole.
£60 30m
Finchley Central tube • Incall • Parking available
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Last month, I caught Dapper Don’s review on Sarah_eve … all I saw was ASS! And I had to have it … Logistics: Zipping along the A406 on a weekend, I knew I was going to be passing Finchley … and suddenly remembered that ASS was here! Thinking P&D, I phoned … Sarah answered with a lovely phone manner (she could teach my staff a thing or two!), coming across as very personable. She happened to be free, when I'd be driving passed in half-an-hour … we sorted 30mins for £60. Her velvety voice and flirty fluency now suggested that this would be more than a quick and dirty P&D.
Sarah works out of her friend’s flat, 5mins walk from Finchley Central tube … but only on weekends, as she otherwise works out of her own pad in Canterbury (where she studies “Finance”) during the week. I parked on a side road (controlled hours: 2-3pm). The flat is situated above and behind the high street shops, accessed via an alley and stairway from a side road. It's a tad complicated, and Sarah directed me up by phone. Although hidden from the road, I did feel exposed, waiting for Sarah to open the caged front door … as various neighbours stared at me from their balconies! I was let in by Sarah’s flat-friend, dressed in tight denim (not sure if she’s a WG) … she smirked at me, and her tight ass lead me upstairs to Sarah’s bedroom.
Sarah is the buxum booty-ful body in the photos below … … and all I still see is ASS! It’s a marvellous monster … soft and wobbly, round and unusually toned, smackable and spankable … unfeasibly curving off a smaller waist. The phantasmagoric phatness extends to Sarah’s 36EE tits … monster mammaries indeed! She’s extraordinary everywhere, but in face … which is ordinary. Sarah says she is half-Brazilian and half-Italian, and I think at least in her mid-30s. Her English is superb, not surprising for a mature Finance degree student.
Sarah greeted with double kiss to each cheek, dressed up in lacy blue-bra-and-panties and black-stockings-and-heels … but all I saw was ASS! She confirmed that I desired “massage, oral, sex” … she stashed cash, while I undressed. On return to the room, Sarah strode right up to me and into FK, knocking me back to the foot of the bed. In this standing FK embrace, we stroked eachother’s hair, neck, shoulders and back … her hands wandered further down to do the same to my cock and ass … my head descended to nuzzle between her phat funbags, as my hands slipped into her panties to grab up her ginormous glutes. As I pulled the panties down, Sarah twirled as she stepped out of them, and bent over as I stood up … I almost fainted at that stupendous sight! Seeing my reaction, she thrust her booty up against my already-erect undershaft, allowing me to dry-hump her smooth crack, while she also rolled her hips around. I spotted an upright mirror by the bed-head, and manoeuvred us into raunchy refection … pulling Sarah’s head back up, kissing her neck, squeezing her tits, grinding her crack … I could’ve easily cum at that view, but fortunately Sarah saved me by directing me down for the agreed massage. Phew! As I lay face down, I liked that Sarah squirted Baby Oil all over … down from my neck, dripping down my crack and balls, to my heels … I then knew this would be good. She indeed delivered a worthy hand massage of my neck, shoulders, arms and back … skipping to legs and feet … leaving the best til last ... Sarah kneaded and knotted my ass, simultaneously making me squirm with reach-unders, CC swipes, sac handling and shaft pulls … I had to actually signal her to stop, again getting close to cumming! She then eased me down with some basic B2B … her heavy tits dolloping around my neck and back. It was then time to turn over. A rubber was found, and Sarah applied it with her mouth … straight into OW. This was good, being tight, swirly and full length with ball play. It was better, as Sarah ensured she delivered from my side, so her ass was up by my shoulder … so I slapped it, spanked it, and slid my fingers between it and into her moist minge … which I wanked into wetness. That signalled Sarah to pop off my cock, look back at me, and climb on without lube. In CG, Sarah sported a sultry expression, acting out moans, whilst self-massaging her oily tits. As she writhed in figure-of-8s on me, I pumped up in her … my hands entwining with hers in an oily union over her chest. To slow her down, I pulled her face down onto mine in FK … plus almost suffocated myself in her deep cleavage. Although she knew she could force my cum here, she also knew I’d come for that ASS … and asked me to go doggy … yessum! Repositioning ourselves in doggy, before the mirror, I slowed myself in, hoping to savour ... but Sarah started rolling and back-pushing on me … I thus knew I wasn’t going to last long, so I then bashed that booty bad! The slapping skin-on-skin was loud. Her fake moans were loud. My real grunts were loud. As I burst inside the bag, Sarah continued her rolls, laughing at my mirrored cum-face! Falling back on the bed, Sarah pulled off the full condom and passed me wet-wipes. After a minute or two of post-coital chat, I showered. On return to the bedroom, Sarah’s flat-friend was standing by the door, chatting to Sarah … she side-stepped to let me in, whilst looking me up-and-down with a “You nice, Baby!” (she must be a WG?), and closed the door. Sarah was wrapped in a silk gown, sat on the bed, and told me about her studies as I dressed up. On exit, we kissed continentally … she smiled, “I hope to see you again?” … I patted that ASS, and winked, “How can I resist this?” … and hopped downstairs 32mins later.
Sarah is a fant-ASS-tic £60 well-spent … to be fair, she did prove to be more than just an ASS … and so will remain a Positive pit-stop for me off the A406 on a weekend, as and when I fancy phatness!
Well damn! If only she was in Finchley during the week.
Thanks for the review though. I’ll keep my eye on her page just in case.
Have you searched for her friend at all?
Ha! I knew she'd tickle your fancy, my good All About That Bass(man)! 🍻
I have no idea who her flat-friend was, or indeed if she's even a WG ... she was a cheeky MILF though! 😛
Shoulda told her to lose the clothes and join in. You never know....
Yeah she’s right up my street. But not in the literal sense lol. Finchley I can do, just not on a weekend.
Cheers TM, for yet another thorough review.
Excuse me, butt I have to ASS-k the perennial question, 'Is she a contender for the Bubble Butt thread??'
Good question, PP 👍
Reading the definitions of "Bubble Butt" for that thread, I guess Sarah must be a contender. But in my mind, she's more of a PAWG than what I imagine a tighter and perter "Bubble Butt" to be. One way or the other, she is still one mighty ASS!
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Cheers, would you like the honour of placing that ASS as a contender, and adding a portfolio to the thread, I'm sure you'll do a wonderful job once again 😉
Why thank you, kind sir 👋 ... I've just done so (with a lil' lyrical help from Major Lazer) 😉 ...
Is dat azz real?
As well as looking real ... in doggy, slapping against that ASS skin-on-skin ... it felt real and it sounded real! �
Met on
£60 30m
Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Called the number provided in her profile. She immediately answered. Communication was incredibly good; speaks English fluently and is very clear compare to most of the foreign WG. Her location was familiar as I've been there a couple of times.
We went inside her room and her personality shines.
She opened the door with a huge smile and offered me a kiss on her cheek. She immediately took her bra off revealing a pair of gorgeous huge tits. Her ass did not fail to impress me. It's huge, hard and shaped perfectly.
Arrived at the location and buzzed for her apartment. She opened the door with a huge smile and offered me a kiss on her cheek. We went inside her room and her personality shines. She's very friendly to me which puts me at ease. She asked if I wanted a threesome with her friend and I declined. Gave her £60 and she left the room. When she came back, she immediately took her bra off revealing a pair of gorgeous huge tits. The main reason I wanted to visit her is because of her huge ass from her profile, her ass did not fail to impress me. It's huge, hard and shaped perfectly. She bent over the bed while I admire her ass. After that, condom on and she starts sucking my cock. She starts off by gently sucking it, going into deepthroating then starts to 'milking' it. Told her I wanted to fuck her as I was trying hard not to cum from her blowjob. She bent over while I fucked her from behind, giving me an amazing view of her back and ass. After a couple of minutes, she laid on her stomach while I fucked her. It's hot especially when she tries turning her head to get a good view of me fucking her. I wanted to cum in missionary so I told her to change position. While I fucked her, she caresses my face and hair, and looked me in the eye. Finally, I cummed inside her but continue penetrating her pussy. Before I leave, she insist that I kiss her on the cheek.
This is the best punt amongst the girls I've visited in that location. Looking forward to visit her again if we happen to be in the same city. Pros: Very friendly and engaging in conversation. I did not feel like I have to leave in a hurry after cumming. Nice body especially her ass. No rush. She told me to not cum too fast and enjoy as much time as I can with her. Great sex. A little bit pornstar-ish on the occasion moaning. Offered me a threesome with her friend at a very cheap price. (Not sure if it's exclusively for me only, but it doesn't hurt to ask) Cons: None
well done for walking
Enfield really has gone down the shitter in terms of decent punts...but then 2020 has been a properly shit time for it all!
Yeah it really has tbh i feel like north london as a whole is pretty toilet these days.
I've noticed this profile change numerous times in the past year or so. I hate it when WGs share profiles!
When I saw her in Worthing she was great. Not sure if she came back I'd risk it for fear of getting the wrong one!!!
Indeed now advertising "Mickaella" so fuck knows what you'll actually get but perhaps this latest Portuguesa is being more open about "her" past. 🤷