Age:
60+
Gender:
Female
Height:
5'4"
Weight:
11st 7lb
Meets With:
Men, Women, Couples
Hair Color:
Blonde
Eye Color:
Green
Nationality:
British
Orientation:
Bisexual
Bra Band Size:
42"
Bra Cup Size:
DD
Breast Enhancement:
Natural
Body Measurement:
38"
Body Type:
Average
Smoking:
No
Has Tattoos:
Yes
Has Piercings:
No
I am a mature blonde with lovely 42G breasts that love to be played with and a figure made for adoring and loving, offering a full GFE. I adore sex and always have done with both genders. Nothing has shocked me so far and I always enjoy the challenge of trying something new if you have anything in mind from my likes list x
I prefer to think of each booking as a date with time for a chat as well as a kiss & cuddle, I am very selective about who i invite into my bedroom so giving me a little info about yourself will help, also if there are fantasies you wish to fulfil this is your opportunity x
I am totally independent and drive myself to your location for outcalls, and discretion is 100% assured.
I understand discretion and will never make unsolicited communication
I have never cancelled a confirmed booking and work my other commitments around you.
I have received some fantastic field reports evidencing the quality of my services.
As you may have seen I love lingerie, and have an extensive collection of various outfits, heels/boots to cater for your wildest of fantasises I'm unshockable. 😈😈
Treat me well, seduce and arouse me and I assure you that I will more than return the favour. Hit the spot and you will find me squirting for you and yes I love the feeling 💦 💦💦
For discretion reasons I have not shared a face picture but rest assured that you will not be disappointed when you open the door to find me before you.
I enjoy working late at night but will need some notice
I offer the full range of services listed on my "enjoys list" but these are discretionary upon meeting you and are not charged as an extra.
Now able to take card payments with Zettle card reader - safe and very discreet
For incalls you are welcome to use shower facilities before and after, fresh towels and toiletries available
GFE
For me a true GFE would involve lots of kissing, caressing, slowly undressing each other and finding out exactly what turns you on, I am a real pleaser, guess that is the submissive side of me. I love exploring another persons body, watching your reaction as we slowly undress each other, in this situation I enjoy taking control, straddling your body kissing you on the lips then working down until I can take your cock in my mouth, Slowly building up to explosive orgasms for both of us, and if there is time starting all over again
new service
I am now going to offer a 45min service for £110 because I have been asked so many times from guys, but will only travel up to 20miles for a 45min booking.
I rarely answer my phone because I prefer a text message initially with some detail, not just are you available.
Alternatively send an email please with some relevant information, text messages or emails sent with very little content will not receive a reply.
I am now only accepting bookings from the website members who have positive feedback.
Or if I receive a polite message with detail I will consider this.
I do check my profile for emails on the website throughout the day and I do receive an alert when an email has been sent, so a reply is very quick unless I am busy, so this is probably the easiest way to initially make contact, text me please with your age and nationality, how long you would like the booking for and what you would like from the booking,
Happy to have a chat on the phone afterwards at a time convenient to you to discuss details of the booking.
My regulars and gentlemen I have seen before can book in their preferred way
Have Now invested in the facility to take card payments as we seem to be living in a life without cash in our pockets
Jeez come on fellas. 10 for effort surely!
Made a change from the usual run of the mill.
He was stoned when he wrote it if you ask me.
And having met Blondie ages ago, she was fatter and older then than her current pics suggest. She’s prolly early 70s but enough ganja and dAgUY can Tink Dat dA crinkly Grannie is Da bestest Babe inde Holla Bracknell.
Definately not recommended.
If yaGetMe.
Guy
But to just add, thanks to the OP for his review in a novel style.
Even if it was bollocks, it adds depth here and for that I’m grateful.
Guy
I don't even have a clue what any of this means.
But you seem to have had a good time, mostly with the drugs you took but also possibly with this lady.