EnglishBarbie_Milf

Tower Hill - EC3N (see outcall areas in Details)
5 reviews
4.410

Age: 40-44

Gender: Female

Height: 5'4"

Weight: 9st 8lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 34"

Bra Cup Size: H

Breast Enhancement: Enhanced

Body Measurement: 26"

Body Type: Slim

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Reviews

5 TOTAL REVIEWS
4.4/10
AVERAGE RATING
5/10

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I regret this punt so i'll keep it short to avoid re-living it.

Looks

Desperately needs new pictures. She is larger than any of the pictures show and not even blonde. I didn't clearly recognise her and it crossed my mind whether it was a B&S (probably not given the person I met also had tats up to her neck).

The Meet

friendly, down to earth and keen to please. Didn't really say no to anything. Allowed light to medium facefucking (I didn't attempt rough). No cum dodging at the finale. total scatter brain with appalling time management (I really should've walked, but instead negotiated discount). Easy to see why there are previous negs for time wasting. Smelled like she had been shagging all day (didn't stink - just not the freshest; stale sweat maybe). Quite chatty. Didn't bother me too much but I feel like I learnt quite a lot about her life (which may not work for everyone!).

Final Thoughts

This could've been either negative or neutral. Went neutral as I blame myself for poor judgement more than anything else. Service fine after I got in the room. But I really should have had a wank instead.

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2 comments
7/10

£180 45m

bathroad • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I managed to book Candy middle of September in a posh hotel on bathroad.

Venue

Nice clean apartment had to wear a mask when entering as its a very posh hotel,

Looks

she was very curvy with huge boobs, very friendly and made me feel at ease.

The Meet

Nice clean apartment had to wear a mask when entering as its a very posh hotel, Door opened and she was very curvy with huge boobs, very friendly and made me feel at ease. i decided to have a shower and came out and she was ready for me. paid attention to her big tits and then went onto sex in mish and doggy, i came in the condom within mins of entering in doggy had a good chit chat then went on to a 2nd pop hand job on her tits, was out in about 45mins.

Final Thoughts

overall a good punt but on the expensive side. probably would go back for the friendliness of her and she can take a good pounding, but i do like to try someone new every punt.

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10 comments
1/10

1h

near chelsea barracks • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

because i doubted her profile i wanted to do as much through website as possible so i sent her an email via the site. She got back to me later on in the night asking to call or text but she did also answer a few of my questions so i felt she was genuine. I texted her the morning after to set up a meet. It was for 1 hour and included anal for an additional 50 so 220 total. We both agreed to a time and what i wanted. Her spelling is absolutely horrific and i think she knew that so She asked for phone call to confirm everything. No big deal and the time was set. She did offer a duo with a friend last minute but the friend suddenly couldnt make it when i asked for her details.

Venue

a set of flats near chelsea barracks. Very posh and very expensive parking. It was about 15 to park for 2 hours. This is as far as got though so i never saw her actual flat.

The Meet

never happened. I showed up a bit early as she requested and tried getting in touch with her. No answer. I waited a fair while and she finally got back to me after our meet was supposed to happen and said she needed another hour. I agreed but mostly because i had no plan b yet so while i waited the hour i fantically went about looking for someone else just to kill time because i was sure she was playing me. Not much to my surprise an hour came and went with no word from her but i had already booked someone else and was long gone.

Final Thoughts

Now im getting all sorts of shit on my punting phone from her or her handler. Demanding i pay up for the booking even though she was the one that flaked out and just more nonsense so this number is going in the bin. Its probably best to avoid this one guys.

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11 comments
8/10

£170 1h

10 min walk from Sloane Square Tube Station • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Text & Call

Venue

Modern Apartment that has a 24-hour concierge.

Looks

Put effort into her looks
Big Enhanced Tits
Tattoos
Bubble butt
She looks better than her photos IMO

The Meet

Did everything I asked for
She is no clock water.

Final Thoughts

Positive:
Put effort into her looks
Big Enhanced Tits
Tattoos
Bubble butt
She looks better than her photos IMO
Did everything I asked for
She is no clock water.

Neutral:
Kissing could have been deeper
Tattoos

Negative
I was struggling to cum with this girl

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7 comments
1/10

Cambridge • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

This profile pops up yesterday in the website Cambridge list, and seeing as how I love the whole plastic-fantastic pornstar thing, I dropped her a text. The profile was all about camera work, but she had an hourly meeting rate and her escort light was green, so worth a shot.

Surprisingly she responded promptly, saying yes she is in Cambridge, yes she meets, and yes she will do an early morning.

So I put a booking through here, for 5.30am , for a sneaky PSE before a long day at work today.

She sends me a message saying she doesn’t do escort bookings through here as she doesn’t want evidence of her in-person whoring, she only arranges via phone.

Fair enough, and I re-confirm she is fine for a 5.30am tumble. ‘5.30am will be fine’. She gives me her street and postcode.
Great. Off to the cash point I go.

This morning the alarm clock goes off at 4am, shit shower shave, and send her a text confirming I am on my way, and will call her for house number on arrival.

Get to street at 5.20am, and call. No answer.
5.28am send a text, with my name and reminding her of our arranged meeting.
5.31am no replies received , so call again. This time the call is killed off, and I get a text saying ‘sorry, can’t talk now’
I replied ‘If you can’t/don’t want to meet, please just be straight and tell me’

I am sat in my car writing this at 6.05am, with no reply received.

The Meet

I can’t say I am surprised, as it was always a long shot/TOFTT , but why agree to meet if you know you have no intentions of doing so!?
I have no idea why fucking with my life and time would be preferable to just saying ‘sorry, too early’ , or ‘I only work on camera’

Final Thoughts

Damn shame.

Anyway, I hope this saves others from this nonsense.

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3 comments